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File: B4n5VUKCAAMgHi7.jpg (22 KB, 410x410) Anonymous 07/03/15(Fri)23:57:18 No.20141465 [Reply] this was my friday >walking down street > little cute 8/9 year old girl in pigtails walks up to me >she stops, looks me straight in the eyes and says >"hey why are you so ugly?" >go home >cry
File: B4n5VUKCAAMgHi7.jpg (22 KB, 410x410) Anonymous 07/03/15(Fri)23:57:18 No.20141465 [Reply] this was my friday >walking down street > little cute 8/9 year old girl in pigtails walks up to me >she stops, looks me straight in the eyes and says >"hey why are you so ugly?" >go home >cry

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Titta (◕︵◕) | /r/Greentext

VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200>>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. 0018 SLOSH
VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200>>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. 0018 SLOSH

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Pattern recognition is going off An Pattern recognition is going o(...) 02/25/25(Tue)15:29:39 No.208941378 08746c18b04ec9a4214e0b1e03525c4d.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >don't really watch anything new >just mainly use episodes of Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland show ect ect as background noise >start notice a trend in the later seasons >literally 80% of Seth's characters are cucks now >All of his main characters have either gotten cheated on or are currently getting cheated Was Seth McFarlane trying to normalize unfaithfulness?
Pattern recognition is going off An Pattern recognition is going o(...) 02/25/25(Tue)15:29:39 No.208941378 08746c18b04ec9a4214e0b1e03525c4d.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >don't really watch anything new >just mainly use episodes of Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland show ect ect as background noise >start notice a trend in the later seasons >literally 80% of Seth's characters are cucks now >All of his main characters have either gotten cheated on or are currently getting cheated Was Seth McFarlane trying to normalize unfaithfulness?

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Cog behavioral therapy | /r/Greentext

[Advertise on 4chan] Anonymous >be me 186 KB PNG 11/09/24(Sat)18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt (cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out" c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---
[Advertise on 4chan] Anonymous >be me 186 KB PNG 11/09/24(Sat)18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt (cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out" c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---

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Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:26:44 No.59998691 >>59998782 >>59998980 >> >>59999380 >>60000250 >>60000384 itt things americans dont understand morph chord Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:30:48 No.59998782 ►>>59998804 >>59998691 (OP) what? americans don't have that? Do they just skip from poor with nothing to flat out expresso machines or something? Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:31:53 No.59998804 >>59998855 >>59998782 (You) they MICROWAVE water like f------ mongoloids Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:33:59 No.59998855 >>59998877 >>59998959 >>59999048 >>59998804 tell me this is you pulling my chain Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:35:07 No. 59998877 >>59998934 >>59998855 (You) no, they literally have to put a stick in it so they can stir it at the end so it doesn't explode in their faces or some s--- Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:37:02 No.59998934 ►>>59998981 >>59998877 No stick needed friend. You should try it, I've never even seen an electric kettle. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)10:40:14 No.59999021 >>59999046 >>59999085 >>59999116 >>59999126 >>59999161 >>59999194 >>59999245 >>59999356 >>59999429 >>59999477 >>59999795 >>59999896 >>60000656 >>60000820 >>59998981 (You) No you frog. Take a glass measuring cup, measure out your water, microwave it for a few minutes, and wa la - boiling water. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:41:16 No. 59999046 >>59999021 >wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:05:45 No.59999852 >>60000062 >>>60000413 1462279830789.jpg (51 KB, 600x598) >>59999169 Anonymous >>59999021 05/28/16(Sat) 10:42:52 No.59999085 >>59999495 >wa la >voilà Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)10:44:17 No.599991 Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:45:35 No File: 1429726759680.jpg (40 KB, 500x540) We drink way more coffee than you, yet we don't MICROWAVE WATER to boil it top f------ kek bro. >>59999021 >wa la >>59999021 wallah brot Anonymous + 05/28/16(Sat) 10:44:43 No.59999126 >>59999021 >wa la Onymous 05/28/16(Sat) 11:13:52 No. 60000344 ► ->60000138 Some of us do, some of don't. We make our own choices here in America and that's what makes this country beautiful Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:18:18 No. 60000485 File: this can't be real.jpg (39 KB, 600x759) A This can't be real >this f------ thread I refuse to believe this whole microwaving water malarkey. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:19:02 No. 60000509 >>60000446 >inferior yuros don't even have static electicity CANT MAKE THIS S--- UP Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:21:06 No. 60000561 ► Don't you get a bunch of toxins leaking from the plastic into the water? Jesus Christ, it's like Euros don't use technology to it's fullest limits. Literally n------ 2bh Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:40:20 No. 60001006 lol microwave enjoy killing yourself Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:46:03 No.59999170 >>59999241 File: LtaglRD.jpg (33 KB, 340x373) I thought "wa-la" was just a ck meme. But do they really say it like that? Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:46:23 No.59999194 File: 1460896556001.jpg (217 KB, 785x900) Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:48:37 No.59999241 >>59999170 Yeah we do. It's pronounced wa la senpai. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:52:19 No. 59999356 ►>>59999495 File: 1399126817321.png (6 KB, 390x470) >>59999021 >wa la >>59999021 >wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:54:51 No.59999429 >>59999021 Wallah veli. HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHASHHAHAHHAHAHSdkjashdasd Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:58:32 No. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:52:23 No.59999361 ► >>59999021 i love you. AYYYO DUDE JUST PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND WA LA YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF *claps* Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:53:14 No.59999389 ► >>59999325 t. Wa La Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:53:33 No.59999397 ► >>59999241 It's "voila" you f------ retard Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:55:10 No.59999442 File: 1444725651424.png (474 KB, 1195x1089) Anonymous 05/28/ who /wa la/ here GLOBAL BOKER FACE Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:59:58 No.59999605 >>59999555 >caring about meme dialects >speaking french Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:32:38 No. 60000820 >>59999021 >wa la ameriblobs thread when Anonymous +05/28/16(Sat) 11:53:24 No.60001316 File: 1464250084817.jpg (14 KB, 480x480) >>59999021 >wal >a Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:17:05 No. 60001933 File: 1463919656521.gif (1.71 MB, 500x500) >>59999021 wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:48:53 No. 60002820 >>59999021 >wa la Wallah Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:51:43 No.60002914 File: 1454329713841.gif (293 KB, 878x792) >>59999021 >wa la
Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:26:44 No.59998691 >>59998782 >>59998980 >> >>59999380 >>60000250 >>60000384 itt things americans dont understand morph chord Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:30:48 No.59998782 ►>>59998804 >>59998691 (OP) what? americans don't have that? Do they just skip from poor with nothing to flat out expresso machines or something? Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:31:53 No.59998804 >>59998855 >>59998782 (You) they MICROWAVE water like f------ mongoloids Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:33:59 No.59998855 >>59998877 >>59998959 >>59999048 >>59998804 tell me this is you pulling my chain Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:35:07 No. 59998877 >>59998934 >>59998855 (You) no, they literally have to put a stick in it so they can stir it at the end so it doesn't explode in their faces or some s--- Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:37:02 No.59998934 ►>>59998981 >>59998877 No stick needed friend. You should try it, I've never even seen an electric kettle. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)10:40:14 No.59999021 >>59999046 >>59999085 >>59999116 >>59999126 >>59999161 >>59999194 >>59999245 >>59999356 >>59999429 >>59999477 >>59999795 >>59999896 >>60000656 >>60000820 >>59998981 (You) No you frog. Take a glass measuring cup, measure out your water, microwave it for a few minutes, and wa la - boiling water. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:41:16 No. 59999046 >>59999021 >wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:05:45 No.59999852 >>60000062 >>>60000413 1462279830789.jpg (51 KB, 600x598) >>59999169 Anonymous >>59999021 05/28/16(Sat) 10:42:52 No.59999085 >>59999495 >wa la >voilà Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)10:44:17 No.599991 Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:45:35 No File: 1429726759680.jpg (40 KB, 500x540) We drink way more coffee than you, yet we don't MICROWAVE WATER to boil it top f------ kek bro. >>59999021 >wa la >>59999021 wallah brot Anonymous + 05/28/16(Sat) 10:44:43 No.59999126 >>59999021 >wa la Onymous 05/28/16(Sat) 11:13:52 No. 60000344 ► ->60000138 Some of us do, some of don't. We make our own choices here in America and that's what makes this country beautiful Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:18:18 No. 60000485 File: this can't be real.jpg (39 KB, 600x759) A This can't be real >this f------ thread I refuse to believe this whole microwaving water malarkey. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:19:02 No. 60000509 >>60000446 >inferior yuros don't even have static electicity CANT MAKE THIS S--- UP Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:21:06 No. 60000561 ► Don't you get a bunch of toxins leaking from the plastic into the water? Jesus Christ, it's like Euros don't use technology to it's fullest limits. Literally n------ 2bh Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:40:20 No. 60001006 lol microwave enjoy killing yourself Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:46:03 No.59999170 >>59999241 File: LtaglRD.jpg (33 KB, 340x373) I thought "wa-la" was just a ck meme. But do they really say it like that? Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:46:23 No.59999194 File: 1460896556001.jpg (217 KB, 785x900) Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:48:37 No.59999241 >>59999170 Yeah we do. It's pronounced wa la senpai. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:52:19 No. 59999356 ►>>59999495 File: 1399126817321.png (6 KB, 390x470) >>59999021 >wa la >>59999021 >wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:54:51 No.59999429 >>59999021 Wallah veli. HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHASHHAHAHHAHAHSdkjashdasd Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:58:32 No. Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:52:23 No.59999361 ► >>59999021 i love you. AYYYO DUDE JUST PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND WA LA YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF *claps* Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:53:14 No.59999389 ► >>59999325 t. Wa La Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:53:33 No.59999397 ► >>59999241 It's "voila" you f------ retard Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:55:10 No.59999442 File: 1444725651424.png (474 KB, 1195x1089) Anonymous 05/28/ who /wa la/ here GLOBAL BOKER FACE Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 10:59:58 No.59999605 >>59999555 >caring about meme dialects >speaking french Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:32:38 No. 60000820 >>59999021 >wa la ameriblobs thread when Anonymous +05/28/16(Sat) 11:53:24 No.60001316 File: 1464250084817.jpg (14 KB, 480x480) >>59999021 >wal >a Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:17:05 No. 60001933 File: 1463919656521.gif (1.71 MB, 500x500) >>59999021 wa la Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:48:53 No. 60002820 >>59999021 >wa la Wallah Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat) 12:51:43 No.60002914 File: 1454329713841.gif (293 KB, 878x792) >>59999021 >wa la

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Cry me a river | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Elite Pilot Bundle FALCON Owned Elite Pilot Bundle TRICERA Elite Pilot Bundle NARUKAMI Bwned Owned 02/25/25(Tue)02:13:01 No.703900995 HANGAR TACTICAL STATION MISSION BRIEFING MATRIX CONTRACT MATRIX SELECTIONS PILOT ASSIGNMENT CREDIT EXCHANGE LOGISTICS INVENTORY 1000 26 Elite Pilot Bundle FALC Purchase to add Mathilde Fevre to your team i unlock the exclusive (Mathilde Fevre Starchas cint job for FALCON nside the Bundle NEDEFEVRE 20241011-38250-004.jpg 250 KB JPG >THIS. IS. BAD ...BAD BAD BAD t-there's not enough representation or diversity !!11 Mathilde Fevre Starchaser
Anonymous Elite Pilot Bundle FALCON Owned Elite Pilot Bundle TRICERA Elite Pilot Bundle NARUKAMI Bwned Owned 02/25/25(Tue)02:13:01 No.703900995 HANGAR TACTICAL STATION MISSION BRIEFING MATRIX CONTRACT MATRIX SELECTIONS PILOT ASSIGNMENT CREDIT EXCHANGE LOGISTICS INVENTORY 1000 26 Elite Pilot Bundle FALC Purchase to add Mathilde Fevre to your team i unlock the exclusive (Mathilde Fevre Starchas cint job for FALCON nside the Bundle NEDEFEVRE 20241011-38250-004.jpg 250 KB JPG >THIS. IS. BAD ...BAD BAD BAD t-there's not enough representation or diversity !!11 Mathilde Fevre Starchaser

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Anon seeks support on 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: She's 18 years old.png (468 KB, 1105x1053) Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)14:55:51 No.208248360 [Reply] My cat likely won't make it another few months. Does this happen in your country? >> Showing all replies. Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed)14:56:53 No.208248371 my cat's fine unless the neighborhood chicano steals and guts him Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)14:57:11 No.208248376 If you want a pet who won't die on you, get a parrot. Anonymous [*] 02/26/25(Wed)14:58:11 No.208248390 we're better off alone. everything dies and leaves you eventually
File: She's 18 years old.png (468 KB, 1105x1053) Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)14:55:51 No.208248360 [Reply] My cat likely won't make it another few months. Does this happen in your country? >> Showing all replies. Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed)14:56:53 No.208248371 my cat's fine unless the neighborhood chicano steals and guts him Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)14:57:11 No.208248376 If you want a pet who won't die on you, get a parrot. Anonymous [*] 02/26/25(Wed)14:58:11 No.208248390 we're better off alone. everything dies and leaves you eventually

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Shallow State | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: Gu8IXGWT) 02/25/25(Tue)17:33:44 No.498636525 Elon Musk @elonmusk The deep state is everywhere Mark R. Levin ❤ @marklevinshow - Feb 20 The legal war against Netanyahu youtube.com/watch?v=HzhvQg... 2:36 PM - Feb 24, 2025 - 7.9M Views 3.1K Subscribe 23K 1.2K ↑ 3.9K 23 KB PNG Whoa the deep state is going after.... Netanyahu? Anonymous (ID: QX7X/agg)! >>498636525 (OP) 02/25/25(Tue)17:35:21 No.498636646 no the deep state (including elon) is going after anyone that criticizes Lord Netanyahu Anonymous (ID: 06h3mvnm) 02/25/25(Tue)17:35:27 No.498636653 >>498636525 (OP) Americans have turned jewish d--- sucking into an art form
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: Gu8IXGWT) 02/25/25(Tue)17:33:44 No.498636525 Elon Musk @elonmusk The deep state is everywhere Mark R. Levin ❤ @marklevinshow - Feb 20 The legal war against Netanyahu youtube.com/watch?v=HzhvQg... 2:36 PM - Feb 24, 2025 - 7.9M Views 3.1K Subscribe 23K 1.2K ↑ 3.9K 23 KB PNG Whoa the deep state is going after.... Netanyahu? Anonymous (ID: QX7X/agg)! >>498636525 (OP) 02/25/25(Tue)17:35:21 No.498636646 no the deep state (including elon) is going after anyone that criticizes Lord Netanyahu Anonymous (ID: 06h3mvnm) 02/25/25(Tue)17:35:27 No.498636653 >>498636525 (OP) Americans have turned jewish d--- sucking into an art form

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I like posts like this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 325 KB PNG wa la 06/16/17(Fri)21:54:46 No.9056599 Anonymous >>9056599 (OP) # good post 06/16/17(Fri)21:56:42 No.9056602 Anonymous 06/16/17(Fri)22:15:41 No.9056627 I f------ hate this board.
Anonymous 325 KB PNG wa la 06/16/17(Fri)21:54:46 No.9056599 Anonymous >>9056599 (OP) # good post 06/16/17(Fri)21:56:42 No.9056602 Anonymous 06/16/17(Fri)22:15:41 No.9056627 I f------ hate this board.

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Sky's The Limit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)15:51:04 No.80464737 1.83 MB PNG >This was considered comically fat in 1971
Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)15:51:04 No.80464737 1.83 MB PNG >This was considered comically fat in 1971

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Ragebait Ragebait | /r/Greentext

GVV91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 114 KB JPG >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! Anonymous 54 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)18:27:33 No.692850318 >>692850221 (OP) # >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!
GVV91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 114 KB JPG >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! Anonymous 54 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)18:27:33 No.692850318 >>692850221 (OP) # >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!

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Anon is a Free man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 AAA A A 103 KB PNG ?
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 AAA A A 103 KB PNG ?

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stinky guy streamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled
: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled

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Anon's bro kills the vibe. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Huh 02/24/25(Mon) 16:03:25 No.931740178 160 KB PNG >be me >be weekend >drinking and playing vidya with bros >30mins in and we're all pretty s-------- >we start lightly picking on one bro for not transitioning from console to PC yet >bro crashes out >Randomly starts yelling about how his d--- doesn't work >goes on a 20min rant about how it's causing problems in his relationship >everyone's buzz is killed >VC is dead quiet now >everyone just quietly leaves one by one with >soon it's just me and bro >tell him he should probably see a doc cause that's not normal for a 25 year old >bro is crying at this point >acwardly leave the VC >no one has heard from bro since
Anonymous Huh 02/24/25(Mon) 16:03:25 No.931740178 160 KB PNG >be me >be weekend >drinking and playing vidya with bros >30mins in and we're all pretty s-------- >we start lightly picking on one bro for not transitioning from console to PC yet >bro crashes out >Randomly starts yelling about how his d--- doesn't work >goes on a 20min rant about how it's causing problems in his relationship >everyone's buzz is killed >VC is dead quiet now >everyone just quietly leaves one by one with >soon it's just me and bro >tell him he should probably see a doc cause that's not normal for a 25 year old >bro is crying at this point >acwardly leave the VC >no one has heard from bro since

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Womp womp anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9s/6NFve) → 12/08/24(Sun)10:09:52 No.490833604 >>490830208 (OP) # I am 40 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.
Anonymous (ID: 9s/6NFve) → 12/08/24(Sun)10:09:52 No.490833604 >>490830208 (OP) # I am 40 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.

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Anon Hates Sid Meier's Civilization VII | /r/Greentext

File: Civilization_VII_cover.png (183 KB, 281x354) SID MEIER'S CIVILIZATION VII ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:41:40 No.702353105 >>702353489 >>702353862 >They cut the modern age from the game to sell it as later DLC Just that is enough to make it obvious how much of a cashgrab this game is. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:00:52 No.702353790 >>702352210 archipelago clearly is glitched no quick movement or quick combat >>702354315 putting the game on marathon only increases the numbers required but not the number of turns before the game ends they didn't even play their own dogshit game. >> Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:15:44 No.702354315 >>702353790 >they didn't even play their own dogshit game. This is true of all game development in the last 5 years. Its why every new game is s--- now. They dont play their own game. They didnt even play the earlier games in the series. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:18:29 No.702354404 ☐ no civ 7 threads? Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)15:52:29 No.702341257 >>702341762 >>702341996 >>702342279 >>702342581 >>702342704 >>702343345 >>702343773 >>702343879 >>702350679 >>702350703 >>702351659 >>702351802 >>702351871 >>702352376 >>702353024 >>702353582 >>702353723 >>702354330 >>702354349 >>702354358 >>702354910 >>702355167 >>702355363 >>702355673 >>702355802 >> this is a 2025 tortannic and nobody is talking about this disaster? too busy making up b------- about kcd2 to care here, huh /v/? >denuvoshit No buy No play No shill No care Plap plap plap get bankrupt Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:37:43 No.702343972 ►>>702347102 >>702351719 >>702352701 >>702353618 >>702353620 File: 4x.jpg (510 KB, 2404x758) REAL 4X HOURS WOKE SLOP CIVILIZATION Create, discover, and download new player-created maps, scenarios, Interfaces, and more RELEASE DAT ENDLESS SPACE 2 ENDLESS Space 2 is a Strategic Space Opera featuring the compelling "Just one more tum gameplay, set in the mysterious ENDLESS™ Universe. As the leader of your civilization, will you impose your vision and build the greatest stellar empire? Tum Based Strategy Strategy Tum Based 4X+ RELEASE DATE 18 May, 2017 THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT MILLENNIA ARA HUMANKIND old world Old World is a revolutionary new historical strategy game where you lead your dynasty over generations of rule against rival kings and queens. Wage massive wars, manage your court, and build a dynasty-or watch your empire crumble to dust. What legacy will Create your own nation in Millennia, a historical turn based 4X game that challenges your strategic prowess across 10.000 years of history, from the dawn of humanity to our possible futures Very Positive Build a nation and lead your people throughout history to the pinnacles of human achievement as vou explore new lands, develop arts and culture conduct diplomacy, and go head-to-head with your rivals to prove you are the greatest ruler ever known It's Your World Now 24 Sep, 2024 Quide Games Popular user-defined tags for this product Rewrite history by shaping a civilization as unique as you are. Combine 60 cultures from the Ancient Erato the Modem Age to lead your empire to victory. Build thriving cities, outsmart rivals in epic battles, spread your influence and leave your mark on HUMANKIND Popular user-defined tags for this product Paradox Interac Strategy 4X Grand Strategy Alternate History+ >buy expensive incomplete product now >or wait a year and buy a complete product on sale ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)17:52:05 No. 702348204 ► >we want the Humankind audience Yay, we're no longer building a civilization, because we f------ toss those in the trash for laughs now, might as well rename it HistoryCeleb. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:19:25 No.702352210 ►>>702352541 >>702352925 >>702353790 >>702355338 File: 1707616523008219.png (588 KB, 2428x292) << Archipelago Fractal Terra Incognito ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:27:53 No. 702352541 >>702352210 yikes what the f--- am i looking at? is this actual map gen? Continents Plus Continents ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:35:31 No.702355030 File: 1707524194766163.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080) PROGRESS CHALLENGES CUSTOMIZE NAPOLEON, REVOLUTIONARY 10 Marbozir Marbozir#74008 Founder of Civilization LEVEL 1 0 / 100 XP Militaristic Attribute Node +5 Combat Strength for all Units against Districts. Modern Cultural Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +15% Culture, -10% Science Modern Militaristic Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +3 Combat Strength towards Air Units, -10% Influence Legion d'honneur Grand Eagle and Cross With such baubles, men are led. Units in a Command Radius heal +10 HP after defeating an enemy Unit. Napoleon Revolutionary Badge 2 A customizable Badge. Man of Destiny THANK YOU from the teams at Firaxis and 2K! We can't wait to see your journeys through history! X >Have to grind to actually unlock leader bonuses What were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:39:46 No.702355179 >>702355394 >Devs changed the rules to allow non-historical leaders to be Civs >Removed Gandhi, one of the few reoccurring non-leader playable characters and arguably most iconic because of the nuke memes >New Age system looks awful as does everything else copied from other games in the genre >$70 + DLC + launched in a broke state +all the other b------- of modern gaming >Harriet Tubman Just so tired of this crap
File: Civilization_VII_cover.png (183 KB, 281x354) SID MEIER'S CIVILIZATION VII ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:41:40 No.702353105 >>702353489 >>702353862 >They cut the modern age from the game to sell it as later DLC Just that is enough to make it obvious how much of a cashgrab this game is. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:00:52 No.702353790 >>702352210 archipelago clearly is glitched no quick movement or quick combat >>702354315 putting the game on marathon only increases the numbers required but not the number of turns before the game ends they didn't even play their own dogshit game. >> Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:15:44 No.702354315 >>702353790 >they didn't even play their own dogshit game. This is true of all game development in the last 5 years. Its why every new game is s--- now. They dont play their own game. They didnt even play the earlier games in the series. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:18:29 No.702354404 ☐ no civ 7 threads? Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)15:52:29 No.702341257 >>702341762 >>702341996 >>702342279 >>702342581 >>702342704 >>702343345 >>702343773 >>702343879 >>702350679 >>702350703 >>702351659 >>702351802 >>702351871 >>702352376 >>702353024 >>702353582 >>702353723 >>702354330 >>702354349 >>702354358 >>702354910 >>702355167 >>702355363 >>702355673 >>702355802 >> this is a 2025 tortannic and nobody is talking about this disaster? too busy making up b------- about kcd2 to care here, huh /v/? >denuvoshit No buy No play No shill No care Plap plap plap get bankrupt Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:37:43 No.702343972 ►>>702347102 >>702351719 >>702352701 >>702353618 >>702353620 File: 4x.jpg (510 KB, 2404x758) REAL 4X HOURS WOKE SLOP CIVILIZATION Create, discover, and download new player-created maps, scenarios, Interfaces, and more RELEASE DAT ENDLESS SPACE 2 ENDLESS Space 2 is a Strategic Space Opera featuring the compelling "Just one more tum gameplay, set in the mysterious ENDLESS™ Universe. As the leader of your civilization, will you impose your vision and build the greatest stellar empire? Tum Based Strategy Strategy Tum Based 4X+ RELEASE DATE 18 May, 2017 THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT MILLENNIA ARA HUMANKIND old world Old World is a revolutionary new historical strategy game where you lead your dynasty over generations of rule against rival kings and queens. Wage massive wars, manage your court, and build a dynasty-or watch your empire crumble to dust. What legacy will Create your own nation in Millennia, a historical turn based 4X game that challenges your strategic prowess across 10.000 years of history, from the dawn of humanity to our possible futures Very Positive Build a nation and lead your people throughout history to the pinnacles of human achievement as vou explore new lands, develop arts and culture conduct diplomacy, and go head-to-head with your rivals to prove you are the greatest ruler ever known It's Your World Now 24 Sep, 2024 Quide Games Popular user-defined tags for this product Rewrite history by shaping a civilization as unique as you are. Combine 60 cultures from the Ancient Erato the Modem Age to lead your empire to victory. Build thriving cities, outsmart rivals in epic battles, spread your influence and leave your mark on HUMANKIND Popular user-defined tags for this product Paradox Interac Strategy 4X Grand Strategy Alternate History+ >buy expensive incomplete product now >or wait a year and buy a complete product on sale ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)17:52:05 No. 702348204 ► >we want the Humankind audience Yay, we're no longer building a civilization, because we f------ toss those in the trash for laughs now, might as well rename it HistoryCeleb. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:19:25 No.702352210 ►>>702352541 >>702352925 >>702353790 >>702355338 File: 1707616523008219.png (588 KB, 2428x292) << Archipelago Fractal Terra Incognito ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:27:53 No. 702352541 >>702352210 yikes what the f--- am i looking at? is this actual map gen? Continents Plus Continents ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:35:31 No.702355030 File: 1707524194766163.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080) PROGRESS CHALLENGES CUSTOMIZE NAPOLEON, REVOLUTIONARY 10 Marbozir Marbozir#74008 Founder of Civilization LEVEL 1 0 / 100 XP Militaristic Attribute Node +5 Combat Strength for all Units against Districts. Modern Cultural Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +15% Culture, -10% Science Modern Militaristic Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +3 Combat Strength towards Air Units, -10% Influence Legion d'honneur Grand Eagle and Cross With such baubles, men are led. Units in a Command Radius heal +10 HP after defeating an enemy Unit. Napoleon Revolutionary Badge 2 A customizable Badge. Man of Destiny THANK YOU from the teams at Firaxis and 2K! We can't wait to see your journeys through history! X >Have to grind to actually unlock leader bonuses What were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:39:46 No.702355179 >>702355394 >Devs changed the rules to allow non-historical leaders to be Civs >Removed Gandhi, one of the few reoccurring non-leader playable characters and arguably most iconic because of the nuke memes >New Age system looks awful as does everything else copied from other games in the genre >$70 + DLC + launched in a broke state +all the other b------- of modern gaming >Harriet Tubman Just so tired of this crap

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