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Anon is Preparing to Buckle Up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing
Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing

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Anon likes video game music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele
Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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Anon doesnt like our design. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?
Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

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Anon questions white nationalist logic. | /r/Greentext

File: dirlewanger.jpg (53 KB, 686x386) >Oradour-Sur-Glane massacre in France. >Oscar Dirlewanger. >Child Soldiers at the end of the war. >Burning Northern-Norway. Why does white nationalists defend nazi Germany? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:54:58 No.17544467 [Reply] Why does so called white nationalists defend nazi Germany when they were the biggest destroyers of Europe? >Nazi Germany unprovoked invades Poland, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands etc. >They massacre thousands of polish villagers, academicans, priests in Poland. >Regurarily executes pows from western countries. >Terror bombing of cities in multiple countries. >Wants to genocide eastern europeans. >Massacres civilians in revenge for sabotage attacks. >Creates famines in Greece and Netherlands. The nazis litterary murdered millions of white europeans and wanted to genocide the eastern europeans. They destroyed cities dated back to the medieval period. Who knows how many documents, artworks etc from far back in history were destroy. How can you be a white nationalists while defend some of the biggest destroyers of Europe?
File: dirlewanger.jpg (53 KB, 686x386) >Oradour-Sur-Glane massacre in France. >Oscar Dirlewanger. >Child Soldiers at the end of the war. >Burning Northern-Norway. Why does white nationalists defend nazi Germany? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:54:58 No.17544467 [Reply] Why does so called white nationalists defend nazi Germany when they were the biggest destroyers of Europe? >Nazi Germany unprovoked invades Poland, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands etc. >They massacre thousands of polish villagers, academicans, priests in Poland. >Regurarily executes pows from western countries. >Terror bombing of cities in multiple countries. >Wants to genocide eastern europeans. >Massacres civilians in revenge for sabotage attacks. >Creates famines in Greece and Netherlands. The nazis litterary murdered millions of white europeans and wanted to genocide the eastern europeans. They destroyed cities dated back to the medieval period. Who knows how many documents, artworks etc from far back in history were destroy. How can you be a white nationalists while defend some of the biggest destroyers of Europe?

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Da hell is this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)22:14:49 No.704080379 wow... you really are into my snake form... a lot? OH! T-Tarnished I didn't think you were being serious haha ha 256 KB JPG >girl who turns into a literal snake >nicest npc in the game
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)22:14:49 No.704080379 wow... you really are into my snake form... a lot? OH! T-Tarnished I didn't think you were being serious haha ha 256 KB JPG >girl who turns into a literal snake >nicest npc in the game

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Anon Hates Lois Lane | /r/Greentext

File: Justice-League-Amy-Adams-(...).jpg (250 KB, 1280x849) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:59:30 No.208979794 >>208981328 >>208979968 >>208979969 >>208979995 >>208980659 >>208981055 >Clark it's me, your 44 year old ran-through roastie cat lady journalist on six different antidepressants and four self diagnosed mental illnesses, please, stop and remember who you are, please Clark, we need you Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:30 No.208979968 ► >>208979794 (OP) What a botched casting decision this was. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:31 No.208979969 >>208979794 (OP) >She is ready to settle down. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)18:13:19 No.208981055 >>208979794 (OP) Bruce it's me Barbara
File: Justice-League-Amy-Adams-(...).jpg (250 KB, 1280x849) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:59:30 No.208979794 >>208981328 >>208979968 >>208979969 >>208979995 >>208980659 >>208981055 >Clark it's me, your 44 year old ran-through roastie cat lady journalist on six different antidepressants and four self diagnosed mental illnesses, please, stop and remember who you are, please Clark, we need you Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:30 No.208979968 ► >>208979794 (OP) What a botched casting decision this was. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:31 No.208979969 >>208979794 (OP) >She is ready to settle down. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)18:13:19 No.208981055 >>208979794 (OP) Bruce it's me Barbara

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It just works | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C+ 02/26/25(Wed)20:05:32 No.704072430 competitive centered hellhole that measurably shortens your lifespan fffff V.S. C+ ж perhaps the greatest game ever made V.S. 190 KB PNG How does this keep getting proven right?
Anonymous C+ 02/26/25(Wed)20:05:32 No.704072430 competitive centered hellhole that measurably shortens your lifespan fffff V.S. C+ ж perhaps the greatest game ever made V.S. 190 KB PNG How does this keep getting proven right?

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Why didn't he | /r/Greentext

CBB41AAB-4475-4E30-AA4B-7069E79E6A68.jpg 40 KB JPG why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his c--- with liquid Kryptonite and r--- Superman in front of everyone?
CBB41AAB-4475-4E30-AA4B-7069E79E6A68.jpg 40 KB JPG why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his c--- with liquid Kryptonite and r--- Superman in front of everyone?

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It’s Sad but True | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Jim got paid 20 million for this movie | /r/Greentext

File: 0_JxdBsXMbi8wp_Mko.jpg (92 KB, 667x1000) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:03:44 No.208977564 [Reply] >>208978158 why do people dislike this movie? THE CABLE GUY + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. 2001 >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:24:39 No.208978042 >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:30:37 No.208978158 >>208977564 (OP) >be kid me >watch Liar Liar with Jim Carrey >its funny >dad borrows The Cable Guy from the video stores >scarred for life
File: 0_JxdBsXMbi8wp_Mko.jpg (92 KB, 667x1000) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:03:44 No.208977564 [Reply] >>208978158 why do people dislike this movie? THE CABLE GUY + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. 2001 >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:24:39 No.208978042 >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:30:37 No.208978158 >>208977564 (OP) >be kid me >watch Liar Liar with Jim Carrey >its funny >dad borrows The Cable Guy from the video stores >scarred for life

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Last light | /r/Greentext

lobshter.jpg 258 KB JPG Have you ever done anything weird with your food before preparing it, /ck/? I decided to show this little guy a sunset before boiling him
lobshter.jpg 258 KB JPG Have you ever done anything weird with your food before preparing it, /ck/? I decided to show this little guy a sunset before boiling him

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Anon goes to the drug store | /r/Greentext

File: smug_condom_by_ug258_d8g3(...).jpg (39 KB, 499x499) Women V. A. 02/26/25(Wed) 21:09:57 No.80473458 >Be me >Go to Drug store to buy condoms >Hand the cashier the pack and smile Now I just need someone to use them with, I smirk >She scans the condoms, bags them, and hands me my change >Doesnt even say have a nice day >Walk home in silence I need better pick up lines...
File: smug_condom_by_ug258_d8g3(...).jpg (39 KB, 499x499) Women V. A. 02/26/25(Wed) 21:09:57 No.80473458 >Be me >Go to Drug store to buy condoms >Hand the cashier the pack and smile Now I just need someone to use them with, I smirk >She scans the condoms, bags them, and hands me my change >Doesnt even say have a nice day >Walk home in silence I need better pick up lines...

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I'll admit to curiosity too. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPG 02/26/25(Wed)10:10:48 No.80472904 >Be ugly >Girl talk about which one would be worse, dating X or me? >Got called a goblin by a group passing by & they were laughing >Gotten coins thrown at me >People generally just rag on my appearance >People give me unsolicited advice on how to improve my appearance >Never had anyone interested in me >The only time girls are nice to me is to try to get me to do something Well atleast I'm not short. 1 Reply Anonymous >>80472904 (OP) # View Thread 02/26/25(Wed)10:14:02 No.80472943 w-- do you look like that could warrant this type of s---
Anonymous 27 KB JPG 02/26/25(Wed)10:10:48 No.80472904 >Be ugly >Girl talk about which one would be worse, dating X or me? >Got called a goblin by a group passing by & they were laughing >Gotten coins thrown at me >People generally just rag on my appearance >People give me unsolicited advice on how to improve my appearance >Never had anyone interested in me >The only time girls are nice to me is to try to get me to do something Well atleast I'm not short. 1 Reply Anonymous >>80472904 (OP) # View Thread 02/26/25(Wed)10:14:02 No.80472943 w-- do you look like that could warrant this type of s---

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Anon had a bad friday | /r/Greentext

File: B4n5VUKCAAMgHi7.jpg (22 KB, 410x410) Anonymous 07/03/15(Fri)23:57:18 No.20141465 [Reply] this was my friday >walking down street > little cute 8/9 year old girl in pigtails walks up to me >she stops, looks me straight in the eyes and says >"hey why are you so ugly?" >go home >cry
File: B4n5VUKCAAMgHi7.jpg (22 KB, 410x410) Anonymous 07/03/15(Fri)23:57:18 No.20141465 [Reply] this was my friday >walking down street > little cute 8/9 year old girl in pigtails walks up to me >she stops, looks me straight in the eyes and says >"hey why are you so ugly?" >go home >cry

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Titta (◕︵◕) | /r/Greentext

VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200>>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. 0018 SLOSH
VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 >>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200>>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. 0018 SLOSH

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Yeah that is a little weird. | /r/Greentext

Pattern recognition is going off An Pattern recognition is going o(...) 02/25/25(Tue)15:29:39 No.208941378 08746c18b04ec9a4214e0b1e03525c4d.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >don't really watch anything new >just mainly use episodes of Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland show ect ect as background noise >start notice a trend in the later seasons >literally 80% of Seth's characters are cucks now >All of his main characters have either gotten cheated on or are currently getting cheated Was Seth McFarlane trying to normalize unfaithfulness?
Pattern recognition is going off An Pattern recognition is going o(...) 02/25/25(Tue)15:29:39 No.208941378 08746c18b04ec9a4214e0b1e03525c4d.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >don't really watch anything new >just mainly use episodes of Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland show ect ect as background noise >start notice a trend in the later seasons >literally 80% of Seth's characters are cucks now >All of his main characters have either gotten cheated on or are currently getting cheated Was Seth McFarlane trying to normalize unfaithfulness?

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