Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

It's all the same | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

It’s true that | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

What is it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)02:47:15 No.704075236 That's a cute opinion. Did a YouTuber give it to you? IMG_2267.jpg 9 KB JPG What is the most regurgitated opinion in gaming?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)02:47:15 No.704075236 That's a cute opinion. Did a YouTuber give it to you? IMG_2267.jpg 9 KB JPG What is the most regurgitated opinion in gaming?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon posits | /r/Greentext

File: 1740678504444176.png (192 KB, 445x411) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:02:19 No.147676254 ►>>14767 >>147677671 >>147677707 >>147677730 >>147678145 >>147678216 >>1476783 >>147681443 >>147681718 >>147681953 >>147682083 Picture the smell >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:03:07 No.147676262 >> >>147676254 (OP) onions Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:04:07 No.147676283 >>147676254 (OP)
File: 1740678504444176.png (192 KB, 445x411) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:02:19 No.147676254 ►>>14767 >>147677671 >>147677707 >>147677730 >>147678145 >>147678216 >>1476783 >>147681443 >>147681718 >>147681953 >>147682083 Picture the smell >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:03:07 No.147676262 >> >>147676254 (OP) onions Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:04:07 No.147676283 >>147676254 (OP)

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon lives with his sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/27/25(Thu)11:32:49 No.80476663 >six years ago >sister is early twenties, I'm barely out of high school >she already has a half-black half-white daughter and white son >she's struggling to look after them (fathers are not involved, as you could probably guess - though white father does pay child support), asks me to move in with her temporarily to help her out, and tells me if I do she will get me a job through her friends >I do so >today >still live with sis >never had a gf (do not have the time, too spergy anyway) >have done no higher education (no time, too busy with work and nephew and niece) >have no social life outside of sister and her friends >nephew and niece have called me dad accidentally multiple times each >sis no longer says "my kids" but instead "the kids" and even once or twice "our kids" >I make them meals, drive them to school, pay for their stuff, and everything else a father should do >have to deal with sister barking my ear off every night about what that one coworker did to annoy her today or about this new piece of furniture she wants to buy or this new haircut she wants to get or whatever >I can't even leave because I can't afford to move somewhere else (and my parents won't take me back because they want me to continue helping out my sis) >and even if i could, leaving would absolutely devastate nephew and niece as well as financially hurt my sis >I'm literally trapped raising her kids My sister has tricked me into becoming her platonic pseudo- husband and father to her children. And I don't even get laid nor tax benefits out of it, so I'm even more cucked than your average single-mother marrier.
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/27/25(Thu)11:32:49 No.80476663 >six years ago >sister is early twenties, I'm barely out of high school >she already has a half-black half-white daughter and white son >she's struggling to look after them (fathers are not involved, as you could probably guess - though white father does pay child support), asks me to move in with her temporarily to help her out, and tells me if I do she will get me a job through her friends >I do so >today >still live with sis >never had a gf (do not have the time, too spergy anyway) >have done no higher education (no time, too busy with work and nephew and niece) >have no social life outside of sister and her friends >nephew and niece have called me dad accidentally multiple times each >sis no longer says "my kids" but instead "the kids" and even once or twice "our kids" >I make them meals, drive them to school, pay for their stuff, and everything else a father should do >have to deal with sister barking my ear off every night about what that one coworker did to annoy her today or about this new piece of furniture she wants to buy or this new haircut she wants to get or whatever >I can't even leave because I can't afford to move somewhere else (and my parents won't take me back because they want me to continue helping out my sis) >and even if i could, leaving would absolutely devastate nephew and niece as well as financially hurt my sis >I'm literally trapped raising her kids My sister has tricked me into becoming her platonic pseudo- husband and father to her children. And I don't even get laid nor tax benefits out of it, so I'm even more cucked than your average single-mother marrier.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

My Strange Erection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG
Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

We're the new born | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)13:41:59 No.703597729 ZAM 0000000 dustborn-1692734404485.png 1.06 MB PNG Why do modern devs create the most revolting character designs?
Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)13:41:59 No.703597729 ZAM 0000000 dustborn-1692734404485.png 1.06 MB PNG Why do modern devs create the most revolting character designs?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is Preparing to Buckle Up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing
Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon likes video game music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele
Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesnt like our design. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?
Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon questions white nationalist logic. | /r/Greentext

File: dirlewanger.jpg (53 KB, 686x386) >Oradour-Sur-Glane massacre in France. >Oscar Dirlewanger. >Child Soldiers at the end of the war. >Burning Northern-Norway. Why does white nationalists defend nazi Germany? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:54:58 No.17544467 [Reply] Why does so called white nationalists defend nazi Germany when they were the biggest destroyers of Europe? >Nazi Germany unprovoked invades Poland, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands etc. >They massacre thousands of polish villagers, academicans, priests in Poland. >Regurarily executes pows from western countries. >Terror bombing of cities in multiple countries. >Wants to genocide eastern europeans. >Massacres civilians in revenge for sabotage attacks. >Creates famines in Greece and Netherlands. The nazis litterary murdered millions of white europeans and wanted to genocide the eastern europeans. They destroyed cities dated back to the medieval period. Who knows how many documents, artworks etc from far back in history were destroy. How can you be a white nationalists while defend some of the biggest destroyers of Europe?
File: dirlewanger.jpg (53 KB, 686x386) >Oradour-Sur-Glane massacre in France. >Oscar Dirlewanger. >Child Soldiers at the end of the war. >Burning Northern-Norway. Why does white nationalists defend nazi Germany? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:54:58 No.17544467 [Reply] Why does so called white nationalists defend nazi Germany when they were the biggest destroyers of Europe? >Nazi Germany unprovoked invades Poland, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands etc. >They massacre thousands of polish villagers, academicans, priests in Poland. >Regurarily executes pows from western countries. >Terror bombing of cities in multiple countries. >Wants to genocide eastern europeans. >Massacres civilians in revenge for sabotage attacks. >Creates famines in Greece and Netherlands. The nazis litterary murdered millions of white europeans and wanted to genocide the eastern europeans. They destroyed cities dated back to the medieval period. Who knows how many documents, artworks etc from far back in history were destroy. How can you be a white nationalists while defend some of the biggest destroyers of Europe?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Da hell is this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)22:14:49 No.704080379 wow... you really are into my snake form... a lot? OH! T-Tarnished I didn't think you were being serious haha ha 256 KB JPG >girl who turns into a literal snake >nicest npc in the game
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)22:14:49 No.704080379 wow... you really are into my snake form... a lot? OH! T-Tarnished I didn't think you were being serious haha ha 256 KB JPG >girl who turns into a literal snake >nicest npc in the game

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon Hates Lois Lane | /r/Greentext

File: Justice-League-Amy-Adams-(...).jpg (250 KB, 1280x849) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:59:30 No.208979794 >>208981328 >>208979968 >>208979969 >>208979995 >>208980659 >>208981055 >Clark it's me, your 44 year old ran-through roastie cat lady journalist on six different antidepressants and four self diagnosed mental illnesses, please, stop and remember who you are, please Clark, we need you Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:30 No.208979968 ► >>208979794 (OP) What a botched casting decision this was. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:31 No.208979969 >>208979794 (OP) >She is ready to settle down. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)18:13:19 No.208981055 >>208979794 (OP) Bruce it's me Barbara
File: Justice-League-Amy-Adams-(...).jpg (250 KB, 1280x849) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:59:30 No.208979794 >>208981328 >>208979968 >>208979969 >>208979995 >>208980659 >>208981055 >Clark it's me, your 44 year old ran-through roastie cat lady journalist on six different antidepressants and four self diagnosed mental illnesses, please, stop and remember who you are, please Clark, we need you Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:30 No.208979968 ► >>208979794 (OP) What a botched casting decision this was. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:09:31 No.208979969 >>208979794 (OP) >She is ready to settle down. Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)18:13:19 No.208981055 >>208979794 (OP) Bruce it's me Barbara

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

It just works | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C+ 02/26/25(Wed)20:05:32 No.704072430 competitive centered hellhole that measurably shortens your lifespan fffff V.S. C+ ж perhaps the greatest game ever made V.S. 190 KB PNG How does this keep getting proven right?
Anonymous C+ 02/26/25(Wed)20:05:32 No.704072430 competitive centered hellhole that measurably shortens your lifespan fffff V.S. C+ ж perhaps the greatest game ever made V.S. 190 KB PNG How does this keep getting proven right?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Why didn't he | /r/Greentext

CBB41AAB-4475-4E30-AA4B-7069E79E6A68.jpg 40 KB JPG why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his c--- with liquid Kryptonite and r--- Superman in front of everyone?
CBB41AAB-4475-4E30-AA4B-7069E79E6A68.jpg 40 KB JPG why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his c--- with liquid Kryptonite and r--- Superman in front of everyone?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

It’s Sad but True | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext