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Tarnished anon prefers them when they're stinky.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)13:56:58 No.908936739 >"You sure you want me to remove my socks? i've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredible dirty. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? that is so strange, i have never met anyone quite like you, tarnished. What's that? you want me to spread open my toes for you, that is such an odd request. I am not of this world so i do not quite understand the costumes of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar? Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? i see, so you wish to touch yourself while smelling my stinky feet, you really are a curious character. Smelling my stinky feet is truly necessary to destroy the Edtree. I will trust in you, go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished, get a big whiff, one that fills your lungs. For this moment forward i will stop washing my feet, and i will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Edtree."
Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)13:56:58 No.908936739 >"You sure you want me to remove my socks? i've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredible dirty. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? that is so strange, i have never met anyone quite like you, tarnished. What's that? you want me to spread open my toes for you, that is such an odd request. I am not of this world so i do not quite understand the costumes of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar? Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? i see, so you wish to touch yourself while smelling my stinky feet, you really are a curious character. Smelling my stinky feet is truly necessary to destroy the Edtree. I will trust in you, go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished, get a big whiff, one that fills your lungs. For this moment forward i will stop washing my feet, and i will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Edtree."

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Anon has a suit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SeAfCEZf Is he retard? 10 KB JPG 03/01/25(Sat)03:18:43 No.498936611 >Goes to America for begging money >Talks about feeling something in the American ocean >Get's bullied by two turd's >Kicked out of Whitehouse >Goes back to the country to get a--- from putin >Country falls to rubble Are we ever going to see WWIII?
Anonymous (ID: SeAfCEZf Is he retard? 10 KB JPG 03/01/25(Sat)03:18:43 No.498936611 >Goes to America for begging money >Talks about feeling something in the American ocean >Get's bullied by two turd's >Kicked out of Whitehouse >Goes back to the country to get a--- from putin >Country falls to rubble Are we ever going to see WWIII?

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Russian-Ukrainian war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPEG 2/28/2025, 12:20:53 PM No.75684337 be me regular Ukrainian guy Russia invades, get drafted world cheers us on iwillproudlydieformycountry.jpg three years later trench line hasn't moved all friends dead leader's selling out minerals to USA debt slaves to BlackRock only my life left Russia's doing fine endless meat for the grinder nukes ready to go fight drags on anyway no end in sight
Anonymous 27 KB JPEG 2/28/2025, 12:20:53 PM No.75684337 be me regular Ukrainian guy Russia invades, get drafted world cheers us on iwillproudlydieformycountry.jpg three years later trench line hasn't moved all friends dead leader's selling out minerals to USA debt slaves to BlackRock only my life left Russia's doing fine endless meat for the grinder nukes ready to go fight drags on anyway no end in sight

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Anon didn't like dragons dogma 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)05:17:48 No.704167819 RE ENGINE Screenshot 2025-02-27 at 8.17.17 PM.png 248 KB PNG It. Wasn't. Made. For. Open. World. Games.
Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)05:17:48 No.704167819 RE ENGINE Screenshot 2025-02-27 at 8.17.17 PM.png 248 KB PNG It. Wasn't. Made. For. Open. World. Games.

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Fables aging in more rpgs. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:59:18 No.704113424 KKotaku @Kotaku • 19h Sims 4 Update Adds Disturbing Child Pregnancy Bug dlvr.it/TJCMGq cuteandfunnyfeatures.jpg 203 KB JPG What kind of features would you like to see more often in videogames?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)15:59:18 No.704113424 KKotaku @Kotaku • 19h Sims 4 Update Adds Disturbing Child Pregnancy Bug dlvr.it/TJCMGq cuteandfunnyfeatures.jpg 203 KB JPG What kind of features would you like to see more often in videogames?

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L ratio buddy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 >gets criticized once >f------ dies gh.jpg 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 >gets criticized once >f------ dies gh.jpg 13 KB JPG

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Anon talks to a German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG

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Anon's journal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)10:54:04 No.208990062 RORSCHACH'S JOUNAL. DECEMBER 29TH, 2021. Who is killing celebrities .jpg 164 KB JPG >Rorschach's journal. Feb 27, 2024 >Another dead, first Trachtenberg, now Gene Hackman. >"Accidental. Natural causes". Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off celebrities. >Hackman and wife found dead in home. Dog too. >No blood, no struggle, just silence. Sheriff says no foul play. Lie. Always foul play. >Who's next? >The Pope? Self proclaimed man of the cloth. Has been considerably ill. >Killers next target, or botched job? >Neck swollen. Like frog. Possibly lymphadenopathy >Possible homosexual? Infection from fellation? Need to investig- "W-- are you mumbling? F------ schizo". >The people of this city. Loquacious. Ignorant. >Stand next to the filth long enough and you stop noticing it's stench.
: Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)10:54:04 No.208990062 RORSCHACH'S JOUNAL. DECEMBER 29TH, 2021. Who is killing celebrities .jpg 164 KB JPG >Rorschach's journal. Feb 27, 2024 >Another dead, first Trachtenberg, now Gene Hackman. >"Accidental. Natural causes". Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off celebrities. >Hackman and wife found dead in home. Dog too. >No blood, no struggle, just silence. Sheriff says no foul play. Lie. Always foul play. >Who's next? >The Pope? Self proclaimed man of the cloth. Has been considerably ill. >Killers next target, or botched job? >Neck swollen. Like frog. Possibly lymphadenopathy >Possible homosexual? Infection from fellation? Need to investig- "W-- are you mumbling? F------ schizo". >The people of this city. Loquacious. Ignorant. >Stand next to the filth long enough and you stop noticing it's stench.

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Anon got into a fight with his friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon thinks fallout peaked before new vegas??? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)17:33:14 No.704035226 Fallout 3 Fallout peaked here 18 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)17:33:14 No.704035226 Fallout 3 Fallout peaked here 18 KB JPG

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Replay value for me. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)11:40:15 No.704016842 FC.jpg 674 KB JPG What makes a game age well? 009 089
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)11:40:15 No.704016842 FC.jpg 674 KB JPG What makes a game age well? 009 089

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Anon likes skyrim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:17:34 No.704118902 SLEEKWTEARS nord chad.jpg 54 KB JPG Why can't anyone make better fantasy rpg than Skyrim?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:17:34 No.704118902 SLEEKWTEARS nord chad.jpg 54 KB JPG Why can't anyone make better fantasy rpg than Skyrim?

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Plastic bag | /r/Greentext

You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?
You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?

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coomer vs gooner anons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)23:19:11 No.80486916 >masturbated to r--- hentai >hit the geek bar >now its time to fall asleep by listening to bf cuddling asmr on youtube Another day in this zoomer life 21 KB JPG 9 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 253 KB JPG View Thread 02/28/25(Fri)00:18:11 No.80487311 >>80486916 (OP) # >goon to crossdressing hentai >smoke a joint >go to bed at 7 in the morning listening to asmr mommy loves you roleplay its a routine.
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)23:19:11 No.80486916 >masturbated to r--- hentai >hit the geek bar >now its time to fall asleep by listening to bf cuddling asmr on youtube Another day in this zoomer life 21 KB JPG 9 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 253 KB JPG View Thread 02/28/25(Fri)00:18:11 No.80487311 >>80486916 (OP) # >goon to crossdressing hentai >smoke a joint >go to bed at 7 in the morning listening to asmr mommy loves you roleplay its a routine.

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It's all the same | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways

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It’s true that | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?

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