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: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?

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Anon doesnt like reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan
Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan

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Anon thinks bill Clinton is black | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon wants a milf gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89
Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89

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Anon is logical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon appears to be normal | /r/Greentext

09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas
09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas

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Aliens are coming | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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Anon chimes in on geopolitics | /r/Greentext

[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.
[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.

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Anon smiles and nods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #
Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #

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Anon has seen some gay shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG

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It's a start at least | /r/Greentext

Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12
Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12

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uBlock gang rise up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window
Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anon Doesn't Understand The French Connection (1971). | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)02:54:33 No.209037169 Doyle is bad news- but a good cop. SCHAUR OPERATORS WANTED TOPP The time is just right for an out and out thriller like this. THE FRENCH CONNECTION 20TH CENTURY-FOX PRESENTS "THE FRENCH CONNECTION" A PHILIP D'ANTONI PRODUCTION STARRING GENE HACKMAN FERNANDO REY ROY SCHEIDER TONY LO BIANCO MARCEL BOZZUFFI DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FRIEDKIN PRODUCED BY PHILIP D'ANTONI ASSOCIATE PRODUCER KENNETH UTT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER G.DAVID SCHINE SCREENPLAY BY ERNEST TIDYMAN MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY DON ELLIS COLOR BY DE LUXE 220 KB JPG >terrorizing black community for fun >shooting a suspect in the back aka murder >used a mother pushing a stroller as cover in firefight >commandeering and destroying a civilians car >accidently killing a federal agent >ending title: detective was just reassigned to another department Could cops really just get away with all this in the 70s? 71/316
Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)02:54:33 No.209037169 Doyle is bad news- but a good cop. SCHAUR OPERATORS WANTED TOPP The time is just right for an out and out thriller like this. THE FRENCH CONNECTION 20TH CENTURY-FOX PRESENTS "THE FRENCH CONNECTION" A PHILIP D'ANTONI PRODUCTION STARRING GENE HACKMAN FERNANDO REY ROY SCHEIDER TONY LO BIANCO MARCEL BOZZUFFI DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FRIEDKIN PRODUCED BY PHILIP D'ANTONI ASSOCIATE PRODUCER KENNETH UTT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER G.DAVID SCHINE SCREENPLAY BY ERNEST TIDYMAN MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY DON ELLIS COLOR BY DE LUXE 220 KB JPG >terrorizing black community for fun >shooting a suspect in the back aka murder >used a mother pushing a stroller as cover in firefight >commandeering and destroying a civilians car >accidently killing a federal agent >ending title: detective was just reassigned to another department Could cops really just get away with all this in the 70s? 71/316

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MHW dating sim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)22:38:31 No.704226869 MONSTER HUNTER WILDS The unbridled force of nature runs wild and elentless, with environments transforming drastically rom one moment to the next. This is a story of monsters and humans and their struggles to live in armony in a world of duality. LL REVIEWS: Mixed (17,188) ELEASE DATE: 28 Feb, 2025 EVELOPER: UBLISHER: CAPCOM Co., Ltd. CAPCOM Co., Ltd. Popular user-defined tags for this product: Hunting Action Multiplayer Co-op Dating Sim + 1731534998285635.png 220 KB PNG Monster Hunter Wilds is the most successful dating sim of all time
Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)22:38:31 No.704226869 MONSTER HUNTER WILDS The unbridled force of nature runs wild and elentless, with environments transforming drastically rom one moment to the next. This is a story of monsters and humans and their struggles to live in armony in a world of duality. LL REVIEWS: Mixed (17,188) ELEASE DATE: 28 Feb, 2025 EVELOPER: UBLISHER: CAPCOM Co., Ltd. CAPCOM Co., Ltd. Popular user-defined tags for this product: Hunting Action Multiplayer Co-op Dating Sim + 1731534998285635.png 220 KB PNG Monster Hunter Wilds is the most successful dating sim of all time

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I'm not looking at the robot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Marvel Rivals 02/27/25(Thu)22:24:05 No.704140273 IMG 8706.jpg 47 KB JPG Why is she petting a robot?
Anonymous Marvel Rivals 02/27/25(Thu)22:24:05 No.704140273 IMG 8706.jpg 47 KB JPG Why is she petting a robot?

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Anon is not gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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