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52 KB JPG King's Anonymous ANON NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock iStock iSt Images by Getty Images by Getty Images Getty ock 140263642 iStock Stock by Grity in age etty Images iStock Getty Images Stock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL
52 KB JPG King's Anonymous ANON NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock iStock iSt Images by Getty Images by Getty Images Getty ock 140263642 iStock Stock by Grity in age etty Images iStock Getty Images Stock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL

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Simple times | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02:41:23 No.11583612 BURG "What's this?" 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."
Anonymous 02:41:23 No.11583612 BURG "What's this?" 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."

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Anons bro is an incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

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Anon likes re4 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed) 06:59:17 No.703383559 >introduce the setting IMG_0157.jpg 853 KB JPG >introduce 1 enemy so you kind of understand how they work >introduce a couple of enemies so you can manage a small group >next part is an open balls to the wall survival section with dozens of enemies where you will fail until you git gud Love this design so much.
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed) 06:59:17 No.703383559 >introduce the setting IMG_0157.jpg 853 KB JPG >introduce 1 enemy so you kind of understand how they work >introduce a couple of enemies so you can manage a small group >next part is an open balls to the wall survival section with dozens of enemies where you will fail until you git gud Love this design so much.

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Anon talks a.i | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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Anon has a crush. | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF
⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF

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Anon might be angry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.
Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.

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Anon is a cinephile | /r/Greentext

le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.
le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Scumbag anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?

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Anon doesnt like reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan
Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan

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Anon thinks bill Clinton is black | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon wants a milf gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89
Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89

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Anon is logical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon appears to be normal | /r/Greentext

09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas
09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas

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Aliens are coming | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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