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Anonymous >>208959204 # 02/27/25(Thu)02:50:34 No.208959493 >talk to a fat girl at a party >talk my way into her bed by accident >she's all made up and is just offering herself, so I figure why not >plough her and fall asleep >wake up the next morning and she wants to f--- again >she's naked and without makeup >all the fat held in by her underwear and tight clothing is just pooling on the bed >her features are all piggish and gross >already on top of her and she's a friend of a friend, so I don't want to offend her >just bury my face in her beautiful plump t--- and thrust away while imagining my ex >friend decides to have another party the next day for a local holiday >fat girl shows up and now it'd like we're dating >friend tells me that fat girl is very enamoured with me >go home with her again >can f--- her while she's clothed with makeup on just fine >in the morning just motorboat her fantastic t--- and hump away >repeat this until I have to take a trip for work >she moves on to another guy >manage not to offend her or piss off my friend >meet her 5 years later to discover she works in HR at the company I'm applying for >she's married but still remembers me fondly >panel is split between me and another guy >she vouches for me and gets me the job Her big beautiful breasts are the reason I have a career today. God bless them. >>208959678 # >>208959948 # >>208960287 # >>208961653 # >>208962127 # >>208973729 # >>208975230 # >>208975316 #
Anonymous >>208959204 # 02/27/25(Thu)02:50:34 No.208959493 >talk to a fat girl at a party >talk my way into her bed by accident >she's all made up and is just offering herself, so I figure why not >plough her and fall asleep >wake up the next morning and she wants to f--- again >she's naked and without makeup >all the fat held in by her underwear and tight clothing is just pooling on the bed >her features are all piggish and gross >already on top of her and she's a friend of a friend, so I don't want to offend her >just bury my face in her beautiful plump t--- and thrust away while imagining my ex >friend decides to have another party the next day for a local holiday >fat girl shows up and now it'd like we're dating >friend tells me that fat girl is very enamoured with me >go home with her again >can f--- her while she's clothed with makeup on just fine >in the morning just motorboat her fantastic t--- and hump away >repeat this until I have to take a trip for work >she moves on to another guy >manage not to offend her or piss off my friend >meet her 5 years later to discover she works in HR at the company I'm applying for >she's married but still remembers me fondly >panel is split between me and another guy >she vouches for me and gets me the job Her big beautiful breasts are the reason I have a career today. God bless them. >>208959678 # >>208959948 # >>208960287 # >>208961653 # >>208962127 # >>208973729 # >>208975230 # >>208975316 #

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How would you respond? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:40 No.276226309 4 5 A-Araragi, p-please fondle my bra-less breasts. 66 KB JPG How the f--- does one even respond to this?
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:40 No.276226309 4 5 A-Araragi, p-please fondle my bra-less breasts. 66 KB JPG How the f--- does one even respond to this?

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Anon makes you feel old | /r/Greentext

3m (02/28/25 15:55) 209017449.5 Re 1 Img JPG 97KB (1242 x 828) 84576775.jpg 4 Replies Stranger Things was 50 years ago, feeling old yet? 2m (02/28/25 15:56) 209017461 >>209017449 (OP) Eleven? More like one hundrededed eleventh birthday 1m (02/28/25 15:56) 209017477 >>209017449 (OP) Dolly Parton looks really good for 80. She still got it honey
3m (02/28/25 15:55) 209017449.5 Re 1 Img JPG 97KB (1242 x 828) 84576775.jpg 4 Replies Stranger Things was 50 years ago, feeling old yet? 2m (02/28/25 15:56) 209017461 >>209017449 (OP) Eleven? More like one hundrededed eleventh birthday 1m (02/28/25 15:56) 209017477 >>209017449 (OP) Dolly Parton looks really good for 80. She still got it honey

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Anon should touch grass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 236 KB PNG Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. >>595649376 (OP) # 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #
Anonymous 236 KB PNG Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. >>595649376 (OP) # 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #

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anon is going to fall | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG King's Anonymous ANON NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock iStock iSt Images by Getty Images by Getty Images Getty ock 140263642 iStock Stock by Grity in age etty Images iStock Getty Images Stock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL
52 KB JPG King's Anonymous ANON NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock iStock iSt Images by Getty Images by Getty Images Getty ock 140263642 iStock Stock by Grity in age etty Images iStock Getty Images Stock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL

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Simple times | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02:41:23 No.11583612 BURG "What's this?" 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."
Anonymous 02:41:23 No.11583612 BURG "What's this?" 1719792097085.jpg 43 KB JPG "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like."

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Anons bro is an incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

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Anon likes re4 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed) 06:59:17 No.703383559 >introduce the setting IMG_0157.jpg 853 KB JPG >introduce 1 enemy so you kind of understand how they work >introduce a couple of enemies so you can manage a small group >next part is an open balls to the wall survival section with dozens of enemies where you will fail until you git gud Love this design so much.
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed) 06:59:17 No.703383559 >introduce the setting IMG_0157.jpg 853 KB JPG >introduce 1 enemy so you kind of understand how they work >introduce a couple of enemies so you can manage a small group >next part is an open balls to the wall survival section with dozens of enemies where you will fail until you git gud Love this design so much.

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Anon talks a.i | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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Anon has a crush. | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF
⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF

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Anon might be angry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.
Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.

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Anon is a cinephile | /r/Greentext

le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.
le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Scumbag anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?

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Anon doesnt like reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan
Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan

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Anon thinks bill Clinton is black | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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