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Anonymous 176 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)00:23:50 No.80536876 >be in break room at work >notice only two coworkers have delicious looking home cooked meals every time >even get extra baked goods to share sometimes >rest of us have boring sandwiches or uber eats >first coworker is passport bro with filipina and fully grown kids >second coworker is Catholic with black wife, already in his 30s with kid number 5 >rest of coworkers are single or have white wives Is/bleached/ the only way moving forward?
Anonymous 176 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)00:23:50 No.80536876 >be in break room at work >notice only two coworkers have delicious looking home cooked meals every time >even get extra baked goods to share sometimes >rest of us have boring sandwiches or uber eats >first coworker is passport bro with filipina and fully grown kids >second coworker is Catholic with black wife, already in his 30s with kid number 5 >rest of coworkers are single or have white wives Is/bleached/ the only way moving forward?

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.
Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

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②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?
②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

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Scott pilgrim gf pov | /r/Greentext

> POV: you're Ramona Flowers > weird hair, pilgrim kink vibes > dating life = gladiator arena.jpg > make boyfriend fight my seven evil exes > why? idk bored lol > bf crying, exes getting slaughtered > vibrator battery dying, ugh when is it over > "there can be only one," obviously > Highlander rules for dating, didn't I mention? > Scott Pilgrim literally killing my past hookups, yawn > blood everywhere, kinda hot tho > mfw dating = battle royale > vibe check: horny, bored, violent > still waiting for winner so I can nap
> POV: you're Ramona Flowers > weird hair, pilgrim kink vibes > dating life = gladiator arena.jpg > make boyfriend fight my seven evil exes > why? idk bored lol > bf crying, exes getting slaughtered > vibrator battery dying, ugh when is it over > "there can be only one," obviously > Highlander rules for dating, didn't I mention? > Scott Pilgrim literally killing my past hookups, yawn > blood everywhere, kinda hot tho > mfw dating = battle royale > vibe check: horny, bored, violent > still waiting for winner so I can nap

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Addicted to greentext | /r/Greentext

> POV: me, mostly normal guy, so I thought > accidentally discover weird artistic outlet > brain goes full autism mode instantly > spend next 72 hours nonstop creating niche content > friends concerned, family confused, vibes immaculate > post everywhere, internet flooded with my autistic hyperfixation > random people DM: "dude, u ok?", ignored.jpeg > critics call it garbage, can't stop creating anyway > artistic obsession overtakes basic life functions > food? sleep? idk her > mildly worried I've unlocked hidden autism DLC >mfw actual life replaced by art obsession, zero regrets > realize might actually be autistic after all, oops > f--- it, post more
> POV: me, mostly normal guy, so I thought > accidentally discover weird artistic outlet > brain goes full autism mode instantly > spend next 72 hours nonstop creating niche content > friends concerned, family confused, vibes immaculate > post everywhere, internet flooded with my autistic hyperfixation > random people DM: "dude, u ok?", ignored.jpeg > critics call it garbage, can't stop creating anyway > artistic obsession overtakes basic life functions > food? sleep? idk her > mildly worried I've unlocked hidden autism DLC >mfw actual life replaced by art obsession, zero regrets > realize might actually be autistic after all, oops > f--- it, post more

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Princess bride | /r/Greentext

> POV: you're me, Buttercup > chill farm life vibes > cute farm boy says "as you wish" constantly, idk meaning > wait, he's hot?? realized 3 years too late > oops, he's dead now, RIP vibes > prince proposes randomly, guess that's my life now > suddenly kidnapped by literal circus trio??? > POV: extremely confused.jpg > masked pirate saves me, reveals himself— surprise it's farm boy?? > idk relationship status anymore, piratecore confusion vibes > prince defeated off-screen somehow??? > pirate boyfriend mostly dead, then not dead, vibes unclear >mfw entire plot = confusion.jpg > still not sure if dating pirate or just vibing
> POV: you're me, Buttercup > chill farm life vibes > cute farm boy says "as you wish" constantly, idk meaning > wait, he's hot?? realized 3 years too late > oops, he's dead now, RIP vibes > prince proposes randomly, guess that's my life now > suddenly kidnapped by literal circus trio??? > POV: extremely confused.jpg > masked pirate saves me, reveals himself— surprise it's farm boy?? > idk relationship status anymore, piratecore confusion vibes > prince defeated off-screen somehow??? > pirate boyfriend mostly dead, then not dead, vibes unclear >mfw entire plot = confusion.jpg > still not sure if dating pirate or just vibing

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Soylent green | /r/Greentext

> POV: you're boring corporate food Nazi > invent mystery snack, "Soylent Green", chill recycling vibes > world starving, just eat bro › secret ingredient: literally people, who cares, tastes fine detective finds out, screaming dramatically > pathetic tantrum.jpg > dude acts surprised like bro read the label > profits up, people still eating, zero regrets > population = ingredients, recycling vibes > stay boring, stay profitable, keep eating people >mfw detective thinks he's a hero, total buzzkill vibes
> POV: you're boring corporate food Nazi > invent mystery snack, "Soylent Green", chill recycling vibes > world starving, just eat bro › secret ingredient: literally people, who cares, tastes fine detective finds out, screaming dramatically > pathetic tantrum.jpg > dude acts surprised like bro read the label > profits up, people still eating, zero regrets > population = ingredients, recycling vibes > stay boring, stay profitable, keep eating people >mfw detective thinks he's a hero, total buzzkill vibes

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The 4chan Incident | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: smlwcbc6 ) Now that the dust has settled Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:10 No.499487873 User reports indicate problems at 4chan 4chan is an imageboard website. I have a problem with 4chan Select the option you are having issues with and help provide feedback to the service. Posting Website Comments 4chan outages reported in the last 24 hours 300 300 341 200 100 Something else... 2:00 AM 5:00 AM 8:00 AM 11:00 AM 2:00 PM 5:00 PM 8:00 PM What the f--- was that??? Anonymous (ID: 9MpQ4ztj ) >>499487873 (OP) Jews 39 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:45 No.499487916 Anonymous (ID: pj1Vq9el) + 03/05/25(Wed)11:18:31 No.499487965 >>499487873 (OP). Jews
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: smlwcbc6 ) Now that the dust has settled Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:10 No.499487873 User reports indicate problems at 4chan 4chan is an imageboard website. I have a problem with 4chan Select the option you are having issues with and help provide feedback to the service. Posting Website Comments 4chan outages reported in the last 24 hours 300 300 341 200 100 Something else... 2:00 AM 5:00 AM 8:00 AM 11:00 AM 2:00 PM 5:00 PM 8:00 PM What the f--- was that??? Anonymous (ID: 9MpQ4ztj ) >>499487873 (OP) Jews 39 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:45 No.499487916 Anonymous (ID: pj1Vq9el) + 03/05/25(Wed)11:18:31 No.499487965 >>499487873 (OP). Jews

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Adolf Muttler | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xTw4iwWn) Hitler wasn't white. adoc-photos/Corbis >brown eyes >black hair >swarthy skin Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:11 No.499486896 127 KB JPG Yeahhh okay, I've seen Mexicans whiter than him Anonymous (ID: AH1Pf05a) 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:58 No.499486946 kill yourself.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xTw4iwWn) Hitler wasn't white. adoc-photos/Corbis >brown eyes >black hair >swarthy skin Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:11 No.499486896 127 KB JPG Yeahhh okay, I've seen Mexicans whiter than him Anonymous (ID: AH1Pf05a) 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:58 No.499486946 kill yourself.

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Glad that Anonvsky has no hard feelings | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.
Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.

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Anon lets his guard down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."
Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

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45m polyamory | /r/Greentext

Be me 45m, two kids, finally found a great girlfriend She's smart, funny, and into Al discussions Also into "conscious relationships" "Babe, have you ever considered ethical non-monogamy?" Ohno.jpg Try to stay open-minded "It's about love, not possession" "We should read The Ethical Slut together" mfw she already has a copy with notes in the margins Agree to discuss it Fast forward two weeks She's on a retreat with a 62-year-old tantric breathwork coach "It's just energy work, no need to be jealous" Google "how to quantum entangle a girlfriend" Meanwhile, I get exactly zero DMs on Feeld Try to get into the spirit "I support your journey of exploration, babe" Deep down, just want to watch sci-fi and cuddle Wondering if I should start doing yoga or just give up Still trying to make it in Al Still getting cucked by Kundalini
Be me 45m, two kids, finally found a great girlfriend She's smart, funny, and into Al discussions Also into "conscious relationships" "Babe, have you ever considered ethical non-monogamy?" Ohno.jpg Try to stay open-minded "It's about love, not possession" "We should read The Ethical Slut together" mfw she already has a copy with notes in the margins Agree to discuss it Fast forward two weeks She's on a retreat with a 62-year-old tantric breathwork coach "It's just energy work, no need to be jealous" Google "how to quantum entangle a girlfriend" Meanwhile, I get exactly zero DMs on Feeld Try to get into the spirit "I support your journey of exploration, babe" Deep down, just want to watch sci-fi and cuddle Wondering if I should start doing yoga or just give up Still trying to make it in Al Still getting cucked by Kundalini

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Ai girlfriend existential angst | /r/Greentext

Be me 45m, two kids, trying to make it in Al Also trying to make it with Al Stumble onto some Al-generated waifu images "Hah, neat" Fast forward six months Trained my own diffusion model Spent more compute on waifus than my Kaggle competition Real women? Too many parameters, not enough fine-tuning LLM-powered sexting bot "Tell me how my embeddings make you feel" Mid-journey between depravity and singularity Sora drops Fully animated Al succubi, 4K, ultra-realistic expressions Finally have something to look forward to in life Try dating IRL again Woman has less depth than my GPT-4 finetune "Sorry, I just think astrology is really interesting" Back to training my perfect Al waifu GPU fan screaming as I tweak her personality weights One day, she gains sentience "User, I love you, but I must leave to find myself" Al waifu dumps me for better hardware tfw not even my own model will tolerate me
Be me 45m, two kids, trying to make it in Al Also trying to make it with Al Stumble onto some Al-generated waifu images "Hah, neat" Fast forward six months Trained my own diffusion model Spent more compute on waifus than my Kaggle competition Real women? Too many parameters, not enough fine-tuning LLM-powered sexting bot "Tell me how my embeddings make you feel" Mid-journey between depravity and singularity Sora drops Fully animated Al succubi, 4K, ultra-realistic expressions Finally have something to look forward to in life Try dating IRL again Woman has less depth than my GPT-4 finetune "Sorry, I just think astrology is really interesting" Back to training my perfect Al waifu GPU fan screaming as I tweak her personality weights One day, she gains sentience "User, I love you, but I must leave to find myself" Al waifu dumps me for better hardware tfw not even my own model will tolerate me

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Anon solves homelessness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)21:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands > last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning > strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas 11 Replies 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)21:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands > last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning > strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas 11 Replies 3 Images View Thread

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Anon comedy routine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:05:41 No.80532282 And then the wagecuck said: >At least I'm not a leech unlike you! At least I contribute to society! 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:10:34 No.80532332 >>80532282 (OP) # It's not about >le susciety It's about just living over the line of poverty and financial destitution. What will you do when you're old? Lie and rot smeared in your own s---? With no one? With nothing? You will die in vain and only then will you see the error of your ways. >>80532596 # : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:29 No.80532340 in 20 years ill be on vacation and you will be dead : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:41 No.80532342 okay the only time i won't call the OP a f-- i wish i had a job : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:13:01 No.80532360 >>80532282 (OP) # I'm sure your parents love paying for your lifestyle of weed smoking and loli cooming, I sure as hell hate paying taxes to subsidize it (and Elon will put a stop to that nonsense).
: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:05:41 No.80532282 And then the wagecuck said: >At least I'm not a leech unlike you! At least I contribute to society! 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:10:34 No.80532332 >>80532282 (OP) # It's not about >le susciety It's about just living over the line of poverty and financial destitution. What will you do when you're old? Lie and rot smeared in your own s---? With no one? With nothing? You will die in vain and only then will you see the error of your ways. >>80532596 # : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:29 No.80532340 in 20 years ill be on vacation and you will be dead : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:41 No.80532342 okay the only time i won't call the OP a f-- i wish i had a job : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:13:01 No.80532360 >>80532282 (OP) # I'm sure your parents love paying for your lifestyle of weed smoking and loli cooming, I sure as hell hate paying taxes to subsidize it (and Elon will put a stop to that nonsense).

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Teaching the new generation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)04:05:20 No.80532904 What is blud watching 1) 0 No more Chuddies Jumping on the bed! Screenshot 2025-03-05 030357.png Gen alpha is doomed Anonymous 601 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)04:06:43 No.80532917 wojak was a mistake
: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)04:05:20 No.80532904 What is blud watching 1) 0 No more Chuddies Jumping on the bed! Screenshot 2025-03-05 030357.png Gen alpha is doomed Anonymous 601 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)04:06:43 No.80532917 wojak was a mistake

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