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File: g20.jpg (73 KB, 686x386) FILMSELECT HD TRAILER Looks like kino is back on menu Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:06:55 No.208642042 >>208642349 >>208642462 >>208642524 >>208642599 >>208642890 >>208643994 >>208644049 >>208644344 >>208644418 >>208645829 >>208645884 >>208645896 >When the G20 summit comes under siege, U.S. President Danielle Sutton (Academy Award® winner Viola Davis) becomes the number one target. After evading capture by the attackers, she must outsmart the enemy to protect her family, defend her country and safeguard world leaders in this action-packed thrill ride. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQcpvKHis4 [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:26:11 No.208642317 Lol w-- ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:28:20 No.208642349 >>208642042 (OP). It was her turn ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:37:14 No.208642462 ►>>208642815 harry.jpg (53 KB, 681x674) File: you're a >>208642042 (OP). >Viola Davis ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:43:47 No.208642524 File: 1711048225043881.png (588 KB, 1280x720) >>208642042 (OP) >U.S. President Danielle Sutton >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)19:15:35 No.208642858 >Kamala Harris vs January 6th: The Movie Shitlibs seething Imao ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:53:44 No.208643852 >>208645417 >>208643878>>208644042 This was 100% written for a Kamala win and they had to release it anyway to recoup at least some of their losses. Glad to see Geezer Core movies extending to old women now too. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)23:14:29 No.208645628 ► >Michael Obama Hehe. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)23:33:58 No.208645896 >>208642042 (OP) not even trying to be rude but this legitimately looks like a man.
File: g20.jpg (73 KB, 686x386) FILMSELECT HD TRAILER Looks like kino is back on menu Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:06:55 No.208642042 >>208642349 >>208642462 >>208642524 >>208642599 >>208642890 >>208643994 >>208644049 >>208644344 >>208644418 >>208645829 >>208645884 >>208645896 >When the G20 summit comes under siege, U.S. President Danielle Sutton (Academy Award® winner Viola Davis) becomes the number one target. After evading capture by the attackers, she must outsmart the enemy to protect her family, defend her country and safeguard world leaders in this action-packed thrill ride. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQcpvKHis4 [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:26:11 No.208642317 Lol w-- ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:28:20 No.208642349 >>208642042 (OP). It was her turn ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:37:14 No.208642462 ►>>208642815 harry.jpg (53 KB, 681x674) File: you're a >>208642042 (OP). >Viola Davis ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)18:43:47 No.208642524 File: 1711048225043881.png (588 KB, 1280x720) >>208642042 (OP) >U.S. President Danielle Sutton >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)19:15:35 No.208642858 >Kamala Harris vs January 6th: The Movie Shitlibs seething Imao ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:53:44 No.208643852 >>208645417 >>208643878>>208644042 This was 100% written for a Kamala win and they had to release it anyway to recoup at least some of their losses. Glad to see Geezer Core movies extending to old women now too. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)23:14:29 No.208645628 ► >Michael Obama Hehe. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)23:33:58 No.208645896 >>208642042 (OP) not even trying to be rude but this legitimately looks like a man.

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Anonymous 790 11/26/20(Thu)18:16:08 No.840985194 r/transpositive Posted by w/Kayvan Shrike3 days ago 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hide Report 99% Upvoted Untitled.png 388 KB PNG I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves
Anonymous 790 11/26/20(Thu)18:16:08 No.840985194 r/transpositive Posted by w/Kayvan Shrike3 days ago 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hide Report 99% Upvoted Untitled.png 388 KB PNG I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves

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Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No 507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game
Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No 507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game

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Anon bonds with his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 138 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:12:36 No.80550207 >be me >8th grade at the time >back when DSL and large desktop family computers were a thing >friend comes over >tells him about my discovery of e sex >really im just f------ with him >he gets super into it >devise a plan >get my cousin to pretend to be a girl >he messages my friend on a chat room >asks to have e sex >hes excited to lose his e virginity >dying laughing as my friend types out what he wants >mostly just wants to be dominated and pegged >friend takes d--- out >w--.jpg >leave room >30 minutes later dad comes in >why you not playing with your friend >dad has hot Asian baby sitter with him >locks me in room with friend >f--- >sit in corner under blanket while my friend jerks off to my cousins messages >friend finishes and gets c-- all over the computer desk >nothing to clean it up with so it just dries there >finally get out of room only for dad to yell at me for c------ on the computer desk >try to explain but mom comes home and tells me the babysitter and c-- desk is our secret >bond with dad a little bit more Anonymous 131 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:15:47 No.80550234 >>80550207 (OP) # Oh my GOD... This is one of those threads that appear on youtube and reddit... IM HERE!! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!
Anonymous 138 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:12:36 No.80550207 >be me >8th grade at the time >back when DSL and large desktop family computers were a thing >friend comes over >tells him about my discovery of e sex >really im just f------ with him >he gets super into it >devise a plan >get my cousin to pretend to be a girl >he messages my friend on a chat room >asks to have e sex >hes excited to lose his e virginity >dying laughing as my friend types out what he wants >mostly just wants to be dominated and pegged >friend takes d--- out >w--.jpg >leave room >30 minutes later dad comes in >why you not playing with your friend >dad has hot Asian baby sitter with him >locks me in room with friend >f--- >sit in corner under blanket while my friend jerks off to my cousins messages >friend finishes and gets c-- all over the computer desk >nothing to clean it up with so it just dries there >finally get out of room only for dad to yell at me for c------ on the computer desk >try to explain but mom comes home and tells me the babysitter and c-- desk is our secret >bond with dad a little bit more Anonymous 131 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)21:15:47 No.80550234 >>80550207 (OP) # Oh my GOD... This is one of those threads that appear on youtube and reddit... IM HERE!! INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!

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Spend Wisely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 443 KB PNG 03/04/25(Tue)21:33:15 No.208497763 >>208497730 # >wins $300 >buys safe for $300 >no money to put in the safe
Anonymous 443 KB PNG 03/04/25(Tue)21:33:15 No.208497763 >>208497730 # >wins $300 >buys safe for $300 >no money to put in the safe

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Anon doesn't like boomers | /r/Greentext

Working with boomers Anonymous 03/06/25(Thu)23:24:55 No.80547575 [Reply] >>80547792 >>80547866 >"anon grab that thing and bring it here" >"What thing?" >"That thing over there, grab it and bring it here and be quick i don't have time to waste" >Grab what i think he means and bring it to him >"Anon what the f--- are you doing? Not that thing God damn it, that other thing right there! Don't make me waste my f------ time!" Seriously why the f--- do they do this? Is it a s--- test? Am i supposed to read their minds?
Working with boomers Anonymous 03/06/25(Thu)23:24:55 No.80547575 [Reply] >>80547792 >>80547866 >"anon grab that thing and bring it here" >"What thing?" >"That thing over there, grab it and bring it here and be quick i don't have time to waste" >Grab what i think he means and bring it to him >"Anon what the f--- are you doing? Not that thing God damn it, that other thing right there! Don't make me waste my f------ time!" Seriously why the f--- do they do this? Is it a s--- test? Am i supposed to read their minds?

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Marvel rival gooners. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)05:35:27 No.704084428 1740583990520471.jpg 111 KB JPG This is what games look like when they're not made by leftists
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)05:35:27 No.704084428 1740583990520471.jpg 111 KB JPG This is what games look like when they're not made by leftists

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Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG

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Anon got what he asked for | /r/Greentext

31 KB JPG >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.
31 KB JPG >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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Which one do you want? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)19:05:23 No.704208129 what devs think what gamers gamers want A actually want 1738689203049405.jpg 128 KB JPG Is this really asking for too much? : Anonymous >>704208129 (OP) # 02/28/25(Fri)19:06:38 No.704208213 >what devs want gamers to want fixed
: Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)19:05:23 No.704208129 what devs think what gamers gamers want A actually want 1738689203049405.jpg 128 KB JPG Is this really asking for too much? : Anonymous >>704208129 (OP) # 02/28/25(Fri)19:06:38 No.704208213 >what devs want gamers to want fixed

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Shitpost (OC) [5-min Doodle] Fake/Gay Analysis Machine | /r/Greentext

CB 813 THOUGHT COLLECTION & DECODE I-37486 G MADE IN CANAL THE Kio FAKE/GAY ANALYSIS B CHAN-OS FAKE:- GAY:
CB 813 THOUGHT COLLECTION & DECODE I-37486 G MADE IN CANAL THE Kio FAKE/GAY ANALYSIS B CHAN-OS FAKE:- GAY:

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Anonymous 60 KB JPG (cowboys) 10/24/18(Wed)19:24:47 No.436340961 revolvers are the katana of guns prove me wrong >obscenely strong in every game they're featured in >their wielders were heavily romanticized like samurai >simplistic design >only popular because of how they are portrayed in media >fedoralord's firearm of choice
Anonymous 60 KB JPG (cowboys) 10/24/18(Wed)19:24:47 No.436340961 revolvers are the katana of guns prove me wrong >obscenely strong in every game they're featured in >their wielders were heavily romanticized like samurai >simplistic design >only popular because of how they are portrayed in media >fedoralord's firearm of choice

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Anon is too autistic for the Club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous too autistic for the club 2.83 MB WEBM >music is too loud >too many people 03/06/25(Thu)12:28:43 No.80543020 >be me >24 years old virgin >normie friends convince me to go to the club >at the club >get nervous >inside >sensory overload >ass and t--- jiggling everywhere >friends drag me to the dance floor >mature drunk Latina is grinding her ass into me >grabs my hands and puts them on her massive t--- >panic kicks in >I turned around and leave her and my friends on the dance floor >go out the club >drive home >friends call me because I was the driver of the evening >ignore the calls >get home and fap myself to sleep >this was 2 weeks ago >friends ask me if I am gay and what is my problem >one friend got the number of the woman I was dancing with >apparently she is some single mom that he is f------ now on the regular basis >the feeling of regret grows stronger everyday You know what bros? I think the normies might be right. Maybe its not society but us who are too retarded to get p----
Anonymous too autistic for the club 2.83 MB WEBM >music is too loud >too many people 03/06/25(Thu)12:28:43 No.80543020 >be me >24 years old virgin >normie friends convince me to go to the club >at the club >get nervous >inside >sensory overload >ass and t--- jiggling everywhere >friends drag me to the dance floor >mature drunk Latina is grinding her ass into me >grabs my hands and puts them on her massive t--- >panic kicks in >I turned around and leave her and my friends on the dance floor >go out the club >drive home >friends call me because I was the driver of the evening >ignore the calls >get home and fap myself to sleep >this was 2 weeks ago >friends ask me if I am gay and what is my problem >one friend got the number of the woman I was dancing with >apparently she is some single mom that he is f------ now on the regular basis >the feeling of regret grows stronger everyday You know what bros? I think the normies might be right. Maybe its not society but us who are too retarded to get p----

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Mexicanon talks about bees | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: W8HXfxJS)[⚫ 26 KB JPG 02/26/17(Sun)12:39:27 No.114395656 >works hard, builds, gathers, lives and dies for its race >stings only when threatened >mostly just wants to be left alone >responds swiftly and with little mercy toward invaders Are bees white? 12 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: 98L75ldK)M View Thread 02/26/17(Sun)12:46:31 No.114396439 >>114395656 (OP) # >world bee population is slowly dying >(((wasp))) population is steadily growing
Anonymous (ID: W8HXfxJS)[⚫ 26 KB JPG 02/26/17(Sun)12:39:27 No.114395656 >works hard, builds, gathers, lives and dies for its race >stings only when threatened >mostly just wants to be left alone >responds swiftly and with little mercy toward invaders Are bees white? 12 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: 98L75ldK)M View Thread 02/26/17(Sun)12:46:31 No.114396439 >>114395656 (OP) # >world bee population is slowly dying >(((wasp))) population is steadily growing

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Interesting dichotomy | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: drm8Vmja) 03/06/25(Thu)20:12:23 No.499577068 USA 1558498162901.png 16 KB PNG >spent the last 10 years complaining Europeans aren't paying enough on their militaries >Euros start to spend on their defence >Now telling Europeans they're starting WW3 and that Russians are totally peaceful and misunderstood Which is it?
⠀ Anonymous (ID: drm8Vmja) 03/06/25(Thu)20:12:23 No.499577068 USA 1558498162901.png 16 KB PNG >spent the last 10 years complaining Europeans aren't paying enough on their militaries >Euros start to spend on their defence >Now telling Europeans they're starting WW3 and that Russians are totally peaceful and misunderstood Which is it?

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Anon smells boogers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/25(Tue)21:17:41 No.208497552 124 KB JPG >inhale >can't smell boogers >pick nose >hold booger up to nostril >can clearly smell it
Anonymous 03/04/25(Tue)21:17:41 No.208497552 124 KB JPG >inhale >can't smell boogers >pick nose >hold booger up to nostril >can clearly smell it

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