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>be me, 17 >got girlfriend after party, was in my middle school >she is 18 but has asberger autism >find out she has loved me for a long time, ever since we startet having Biology together in 7th grade 84 KB JPG >tells me she loved how I laughed and how confident I seemed when talking, since asbergers gives her a hard time doing it >hit it off quite well >she starts to take the pill so we can 'feel more intimate together' >says she is doing it for me >she starts to go to the gym for me since she wants to look good for me >we can't talk to good to each other since she is a weeb and draws all day for her tumblr and I just play vidiya, hang out with friends and go to partys, which all need social interaction, not her type >am basically the only person she trusts and talks too >she actually goes to partys with me and hangs out with me and my friends even though she obviously hates it and is really uncomfortable >comes from poor family, had depression before meeting me and is often beaten by her drunko dad >since I am very social I missed talking and felt like the love was dying down >basically met, f----- and watched netflix with little to no talking >sex amasing tho >get to know some other girls since I startet working >decide to break up with her >think I can easily replace her >f--- was I wrong >she cries her eyes out, and I feel like absolute s--- but decide to go through with it >tells me she was depressed again since we stopped talking >get turned down by my work-stacys >finally realize what was up >she loved me from the bottom of her heart >went out for me >went to the gym for me >took the pill since she Wanted to be closer to me >I just dumped her, thinking,nah I can do better' >it was not her fault we couldn't talk, it was autisms >wake up at night dreaming of her >go to her house, want to make up with her >mom opens door crying >dad broke her jaw >she killed herself Thats how I lost my first love a year ago since i was arrogant.... She would have turned 20 Today.
>be me, 17 >got girlfriend after party, was in my middle school >she is 18 but has asberger autism >find out she has loved me for a long time, ever since we startet having Biology together in 7th grade 84 KB JPG >tells me she loved how I laughed and how confident I seemed when talking, since asbergers gives her a hard time doing it >hit it off quite well >she starts to take the pill so we can 'feel more intimate together' >says she is doing it for me >she starts to go to the gym for me since she wants to look good for me >we can't talk to good to each other since she is a weeb and draws all day for her tumblr and I just play vidiya, hang out with friends and go to partys, which all need social interaction, not her type >am basically the only person she trusts and talks too >she actually goes to partys with me and hangs out with me and my friends even though she obviously hates it and is really uncomfortable >comes from poor family, had depression before meeting me and is often beaten by her drunko dad >since I am very social I missed talking and felt like the love was dying down >basically met, f----- and watched netflix with little to no talking >sex amasing tho >get to know some other girls since I startet working >decide to break up with her >think I can easily replace her >f--- was I wrong >she cries her eyes out, and I feel like absolute s--- but decide to go through with it >tells me she was depressed again since we stopped talking >get turned down by my work-stacys >finally realize what was up >she loved me from the bottom of her heart >went out for me >went to the gym for me >took the pill since she Wanted to be closer to me >I just dumped her, thinking,nah I can do better' >it was not her fault we couldn't talk, it was autisms >wake up at night dreaming of her >go to her house, want to make up with her >mom opens door crying >dad broke her jaw >she killed herself Thats how I lost my first love a year ago since i was arrogant.... She would have turned 20 Today.

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08:58 Home ✓ mode 226 KB PNG 432 n Home >a recruiter comes to my school >he spends time with me and the boys during protect?" >suddenly think about Mr.Hairy at home that's it robot, I will join the marines. no one f---- with my cat. Similar tor/Weird recess >"Ay anon do you want to protect your family or your girlfriend?" >"No sir I don't have girlfriend and I hate my family" >"C'mon don't you have anything you want to POTOSIEERSTE . LTE 2 Fr/facepalm 10h One thing is for sure, he loved his cat Ex-Soldier Raids Animal Shelter With Assault Rifle, in Full Tactical Gear, To Get Cat Back (80 Communities ↑ Share He launched a one-man raid on an animal shelter after he believed that his missing cat was being held at the facility. Published 2 years ago on Jan 15, 2021 By Elias Marat + Create Chat ... Join A Inbox
08:58 Home ✓ mode 226 KB PNG 432 n Home >a recruiter comes to my school >he spends time with me and the boys during protect?" >suddenly think about Mr.Hairy at home that's it robot, I will join the marines. no one f---- with my cat. Similar tor/Weird recess >"Ay anon do you want to protect your family or your girlfriend?" >"No sir I don't have girlfriend and I hate my family" >"C'mon don't you have anything you want to POTOSIEERSTE . LTE 2 Fr/facepalm 10h One thing is for sure, he loved his cat Ex-Soldier Raids Animal Shelter With Assault Rifle, in Full Tactical Gear, To Get Cat Back (80 Communities ↑ Share He launched a one-man raid on an animal shelter after he believed that his missing cat was being held at the facility. Published 2 years ago on Jan 15, 2021 By Elias Marat + Create Chat ... Join A Inbox

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Anon visits the local gas station | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004 time mfw >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire
: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004 time mfw >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire

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A story in six parts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)20:29:42 No.28522508 My sister came out as trans about 2 years ago, passes well and is kinda cute. I just checked her twitter from before she transitioned only to find out she posts her ass online now. I kind of want to try to do some lewd stuff with her now, but idk how i'd try to do that. Can I get any advice? 197 KB JPG Gasmask-chan 11/27/22(Sun)20:31:07 No.28522522 >>28522508 (OP) # My advice is don't, please don't 28522563
Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)20:29:42 No.28522508 My sister came out as trans about 2 years ago, passes well and is kinda cute. I just checked her twitter from before she transitioned only to find out she posts her ass online now. I kind of want to try to do some lewd stuff with her now, but idk how i'd try to do that. Can I get any advice? 197 KB JPG Gasmask-chan 11/27/22(Sun)20:31:07 No.28522522 >>28522508 (OP) # My advice is don't, please don't 28522563

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Anon gets owned | /r/Greentext

when I'm in a competition and my opponent is 124 KB JPG >criticize some random YouTuber on twitter >A twitter account named after my home address with a picture of me walking into my house follows me now Am I f-----?
when I'm in a competition and my opponent is 124 KB JPG >criticize some random YouTuber on twitter >A twitter account named after my home address with a picture of me walking into my house follows me now Am I f-----?

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Landchad tries to go easy on rentoids | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 8 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)07:20:15 No.904112188 >I'm a landlord (yeah I know) >Never had any major issues with a tenant, I get along with them really well >I'm not looking to get rich, I'm just trying to live a comfortable life so a couple units are listed below the average rate >I've began getting threatening messages from other landlords because I'm not charging enough >Two of them were worded like death threats >They say that if I don't charge a high price, then everybody will have to charge less as well Remember this when you hear excuses as to why landlords must raise rent to ridiculous prices, it's simply not true. : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>904112188 (OP) # F--- YOU K--- 08/11/23(Fri)07:25:19 No.904112401 08/11/23(Fri)07:39:21 No.904113026 08/11/23(Fri)07:42:09 No.904113156 08/11/23(Fri)07:43:44 No.904113221
: Anonymous 15 8 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)07:20:15 No.904112188 >I'm a landlord (yeah I know) >Never had any major issues with a tenant, I get along with them really well >I'm not looking to get rich, I'm just trying to live a comfortable life so a couple units are listed below the average rate >I've began getting threatening messages from other landlords because I'm not charging enough >Two of them were worded like death threats >They say that if I don't charge a high price, then everybody will have to charge less as well Remember this when you hear excuses as to why landlords must raise rent to ridiculous prices, it's simply not true. : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>904112188 (OP) # F--- YOU K--- 08/11/23(Fri)07:25:19 No.904112401 08/11/23(Fri)07:39:21 No.904113026 08/11/23(Fri)07:42:09 No.904113156 08/11/23(Fri)07:43:44 No.904113221

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Anon is a Chad look-alike........ | /r/Greentext

>be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating my autist friends like s--- MARLEEN BOMENTO 1002 KB PNG >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood
>be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating my autist friends like s--- MARLEEN BOMENTO 1002 KB PNG >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood

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She's just jealous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/29/23(Sat)15:14:34 No.74199365 >Omg! You have such a small d---, anon! Hahahahahaha! Yeah... So? You don't even have one.
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/29/23(Sat)15:14:34 No.74199365 >Omg! You have such a small d---, anon! Hahahahahaha! Yeah... So? You don't even have one.

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Anon learns the value of a double tap. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)05:31:49 No.35562070 54 KB JPG >be me >sleeping >suddenly wake up for unknown reason >something doesn't feel right... >reach for my phone >its 4 am >turn on flashlight >biggest huntsman spider I ever done seen >kill it >corpse makes a thud when it hits the ground >leave room >come back >corpse is gone
: Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)05:31:49 No.35562070 54 KB JPG >be me >sleeping >suddenly wake up for unknown reason >something doesn't feel right... >reach for my phone >its 4 am >turn on flashlight >biggest huntsman spider I ever done seen >kill it >corpse makes a thud when it hits the ground >leave room >come back >corpse is gone

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Anon wants to be a father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 285 KB PNG 05/21/23(Sun)21:14:10 No.73407115 >be me >20 >older sister asks me to watch her kid so she and her husband can have a date night >very annoyed but agree >a couple days later >hang out with 4 year old niece >take her to the park >nobody there >push her on the swing >play tag on the playground with her >play hide and seek >watch out for her as she balances across the low stone walls that hold mulch on the playground >play many more games together >some kids show up and play with her >I get a break and talk with their moms >They tell my that I'm such a good dad for playing with my daughter >don't have the heart to tell them she's actually my niece >2.5 hours later >niece tires out >carry her home >make ravioli and grilled asparagus for dinner dailymemesv/239 >after dinner >we watch sea life documentaries together on the couch. >she falls asleep in my lap I really want kids now bros. I haven't had this much fun in ages. I need to find a fembot to marry so I can have a family. Kids are just so precious.
: Anonymous 285 KB PNG 05/21/23(Sun)21:14:10 No.73407115 >be me >20 >older sister asks me to watch her kid so she and her husband can have a date night >very annoyed but agree >a couple days later >hang out with 4 year old niece >take her to the park >nobody there >push her on the swing >play tag on the playground with her >play hide and seek >watch out for her as she balances across the low stone walls that hold mulch on the playground >play many more games together >some kids show up and play with her >I get a break and talk with their moms >They tell my that I'm such a good dad for playing with my daughter >don't have the heart to tell them she's actually my niece >2.5 hours later >niece tires out >carry her home >make ravioli and grilled asparagus for dinner dailymemesv/239 >after dinner >we watch sea life documentaries together on the couch. >she falls asleep in my lap I really want kids now bros. I haven't had this much fun in ages. I need to find a fembot to marry so I can have a family. Kids are just so precious.

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)00:51:15 No.74344090 >mom found the note and supplies and won't stop crying
Anonymous 18 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)00:51:15 No.74344090 >mom found the note and supplies and won't stop crying

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Anon and prostitutes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)08:36:55 No.904125390 124235367.jpg 58 KB JPG >see advert for Escort >22 year old women, 9/10, $200 for an hour >show up >it's a f------ 40ish mexican ruined with plastic surgery, 2/10 >walk out w-- bros. View Thread
Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)08:36:55 No.904125390 124235367.jpg 58 KB JPG >see advert for Escort >22 year old women, 9/10, $200 for an hour >show up >it's a f------ 40ish mexican ruined with plastic surgery, 2/10 >walk out w-- bros. View Thread

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Anon gets payback | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be me last year >wife was a s------ >Hold onto the relationship because I thought she'd eventually be how she used to be when we first met >She never turned back, ended up divorcing >She struggled to afford anything because of drugs >She asks me for financial help >I had gambled my last $15 of disposable for the weekend, ended up winning like $300 at the casino though >Send her $10 through cash app, say "I won this while gambling, it was the 2nd luckiest I've been this week right behind losing you" >Blocked on everything, haven't heard from her since
52 KB JPG >be me last year >wife was a s------ >Hold onto the relationship because I thought she'd eventually be how she used to be when we first met >She never turned back, ended up divorcing >She struggled to afford anything because of drugs >She asks me for financial help >I had gambled my last $15 of disposable for the weekend, ended up winning like $300 at the casino though >Send her $10 through cash app, say "I won this while gambling, it was the 2nd luckiest I've been this week right behind losing you" >Blocked on everything, haven't heard from her since

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Anon is black pilled | /r/Greentext

#53, No. 95177717 2 hours ago >work hard >keep learning new things on my free time because I enjoy programming >my code gets noticeably better over time >people that have been working here for longer than me get the same raise when they have shown zero improvement in years That was it for me. Now I do the bare minimum and slack off as much as I can while learning technologies we don't even use on company time.
#53, No. 95177717 2 hours ago >work hard >keep learning new things on my free time because I enjoy programming >my code gets noticeably better over time >people that have been working here for longer than me get the same raise when they have shown zero improvement in years That was it for me. Now I do the bare minimum and slack off as much as I can while learning technologies we don't even use on company time.

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Anon wonders about revolt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Af09HAMR 08/04/22(Thu)17:39:31 No.389737231 >>389736210 (OP) # >can't afford a car >can't afford a home >can't afford to have children >soon, won't be able to afford meat What's stopping young people from burning everything to the ground in anger? >>389737326 # >>389737934 # >>389738179 # >>389738346 # >>389738390 # >>389738938 # : Anonymous (ID: DjwBYtUZ >>389737368 # 08/04/22(Thu)17:40:15 No.389737326 >>389737231 # >can't afford matches
: Anonymous (ID: Af09HAMR 08/04/22(Thu)17:39:31 No.389737231 >>389736210 (OP) # >can't afford a car >can't afford a home >can't afford to have children >soon, won't be able to afford meat What's stopping young people from burning everything to the ground in anger? >>389737326 # >>389737934 # >>389738179 # >>389738346 # >>389738390 # >>389738938 # : Anonymous (ID: DjwBYtUZ >>389737368 # 08/04/22(Thu)17:40:15 No.389737326 >>389737231 # >can't afford matches

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Anon having a good time with their grandpa. | /r/Greentext

101 KB JPG >>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
101 KB JPG >>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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