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Anonymous My first Hitman mission 652 KB PNG 03/08/25(Sat)20:13:03 No.704797604 >Paris >Fashion show >Sneak around the side, take out mechanic >Disguise as him and dump the body >Hear about some bald dude in the show >Subdue and dump body, call target >strut the catwalk, go upstairs >ice the chick with poison, dump body in closet >get crowbar >non-lethally poison a dude named sato >go upstairs >wait for other target to get on stage >whoops, the lights fell >leave mission area I have officially taken the Hitman pill, this game f------ rocks.
Anonymous My first Hitman mission 652 KB PNG 03/08/25(Sat)20:13:03 No.704797604 >Paris >Fashion show >Sneak around the side, take out mechanic >Disguise as him and dump the body >Hear about some bald dude in the show >Subdue and dump body, call target >strut the catwalk, go upstairs >ice the chick with poison, dump body in closet >get crowbar >non-lethally poison a dude named sato >go upstairs >wait for other target to get on stage >whoops, the lights fell >leave mission area I have officially taken the Hitman pill, this game f------ rocks.

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Anonymous The Witcher 3 03/07/25(Fri)18:04:15 No.704738453 By the world that was to be your home. The-Witcher-3-Botchlings-are-Monsters-Made-from-Tragic- >random sidequest Circumstances.jpg 259 KB JPG >has better writting than most games main story
Anonymous The Witcher 3 03/07/25(Fri)18:04:15 No.704738453 By the world that was to be your home. The-Witcher-3-Botchlings-are-Monsters-Made-from-Tragic- >random sidequest Circumstances.jpg 259 KB JPG >has better writting than most games main story

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Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating It >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead
Anonymous 33 KB PNG possum 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody >think its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating It >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead

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The ultimate virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/14/19(Mon) 10:58:20 No.50423424 >mfw I have never touched a vagina, even when being born >mfw I wasn't really even born at all, but cut out of my mother's stomach like an unwanted tumour Are C-Section births the ultimate virgins?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/14/19(Mon) 10:58:20 No.50423424 >mfw I have never touched a vagina, even when being born >mfw I wasn't really even born at all, but cut out of my mother's stomach like an unwanted tumour Are C-Section births the ultimate virgins?

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45-47 MAKE GREA ☐ Anonymous (ID: vqfS0qvP 03/08/25(Sat)02:46:08 No.499789818 >be super genius >richest man in the world >wear a baseball cap claiming Trump was the 45th, 46th, and 47th president do autists not comprehend what a hyphen means?
45-47 MAKE GREA ☐ Anonymous (ID: vqfS0qvP 03/08/25(Sat)02:46:08 No.499789818 >be super genius >richest man in the world >wear a baseball cap claiming Trump was the 45th, 46th, and 47th president do autists not comprehend what a hyphen means?

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File: 124027544_125287631509149(...).jpg (400 KB, 1612x2015) -I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian...are just a man. And the world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite. Literally how do you respond? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:33:07 No.208370004 >>208370074 >>208370091 >>208370099 >>208370105 >>208370111 >>208370113 >>208370130 >>208370136 >>208370164 >>208370198 >>208370402 >>208370536 >>208370607 >>208370686 >>208370721 >>208370723 >>208370727 >>208370759 >>208370760 >>208370781 >>208370804 >>208370822 >>208370998 >>208371107 >>208371158 >>208371617 >>208372984 >>208373047 >>208373842 >>208373860 >>208373895 >>208373953 >>208374314 >>208374330 >>208374453 >>208374520 >>208374668 >>208374700 >>208374783 >>208375162 >>208375236 >>208375380 >>208375428 >>208375438 >>208375527 (without sounding mad) Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:41:33 No.208370099 >>208370004 (OP) >woah >nice blue c--- Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:43:23 No.208370123 >>208370177 >at least I won't be a blue in the sequel series. Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:43:52 No.208370130 ► >>208370004 (OP) >I'll drop a giant tentacle monster on you and you won't like that Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)21:12:22 No.208370429 ► >didn't you admit to f------ a child? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)21:18:26 No.208370498 ►>>208371245 >it's you who's the termite, doc. termitally out of your mind!
File: 124027544_125287631509149(...).jpg (400 KB, 1612x2015) -I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian...are just a man. And the world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite. Literally how do you respond? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:33:07 No.208370004 >>208370074 >>208370091 >>208370099 >>208370105 >>208370111 >>208370113 >>208370130 >>208370136 >>208370164 >>208370198 >>208370402 >>208370536 >>208370607 >>208370686 >>208370721 >>208370723 >>208370727 >>208370759 >>208370760 >>208370781 >>208370804 >>208370822 >>208370998 >>208371107 >>208371158 >>208371617 >>208372984 >>208373047 >>208373842 >>208373860 >>208373895 >>208373953 >>208374314 >>208374330 >>208374453 >>208374520 >>208374668 >>208374700 >>208374783 >>208375162 >>208375236 >>208375380 >>208375428 >>208375438 >>208375527 (without sounding mad) Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:41:33 No.208370099 >>208370004 (OP) >woah >nice blue c--- Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:43:23 No.208370123 >>208370177 >at least I won't be a blue in the sequel series. Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)20:43:52 No.208370130 ► >>208370004 (OP) >I'll drop a giant tentacle monster on you and you won't like that Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)21:12:22 No.208370429 ► >didn't you admit to f------ a child? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)21:18:26 No.208370498 ►>>208371245 >it's you who's the termite, doc. termitally out of your mind!

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THE ALL-STAR RETURNS DREAMWORKS 5 IN THEATERS JULY 1, 2026 bg3450aa0jme1.jpg 151 KB JPG >Shrek 5 will be about him finding out he's a meme after traveling to our world and getting angry about it Mark my f------ words : Anonymous : Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon)21:18:27 No.147730460 03/03/25(Mon)21:19:19 No.147730466 >>147730433 (OP) # >UM DAD WHY IS THERE A MEME OF YOU R----- ELIS FROM LEFT 4 DEAD 2 >>147732028 # >>147732270 #
THE ALL-STAR RETURNS DREAMWORKS 5 IN THEATERS JULY 1, 2026 bg3450aa0jme1.jpg 151 KB JPG >Shrek 5 will be about him finding out he's a meme after traveling to our world and getting angry about it Mark my f------ words : Anonymous : Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon)21:18:27 No.147730460 03/03/25(Mon)21:19:19 No.147730466 >>147730433 (OP) # >UM DAD WHY IS THERE A MEME OF YOU R----- ELIS FROM LEFT 4 DEAD 2 >>147732028 # >>147732270 #

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Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon)11:31:38 No.704418463 1729847786832580.jpg 1.26 MB JPG Liking evil men >His motivations are reasonable and his arguments actually make sense, I guess he did nothing wrong Liking evil women >wow big boob girl hi step on me pls p---- p---- p---- hello bitch nice t--- honk honk milky sit on my face big bunda ass mommy
Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon)11:31:38 No.704418463 1729847786832580.jpg 1.26 MB JPG Liking evil men >His motivations are reasonable and his arguments actually make sense, I guess he did nothing wrong Liking evil women >wow big boob girl hi step on me pls p---- p---- p---- hello bitch nice t--- honk honk milky sit on my face big bunda ass mommy

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Anonymous 07/30/22(Sat) 18:53:24 No.54605818 1647498905152.jpg 275 KB JPG >Feed me the 3 gorges dam
Anonymous 07/30/22(Sat) 18:53:24 No.54605818 1647498905152.jpg 275 KB JPG >Feed me the 3 gorges dam

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Anon meets the Pearl Jam man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:17:58 No.927897819 26 KB JPG >driving home at night in my truck > falling asleep and veering into the left lane occasionally > mysterious m----------- in a 96 grand prix pulls up behind me blasting black by pearl jam, arm on the window couldn't even see his face > doing 10 under and creeping into the left lane > he flashes his brights at me > wake up > suddenly feel like 20x more awake than i was as i hear "AAND ALL I TAUGHT HER WAS, EVERYTHINGGG" > get back up to speed and in the right lane > he gives me a thumbs up and turns off on a side road > think about it all the way home and stay awake thanks mysterious pearl jam man
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:17:58 No.927897819 26 KB JPG >driving home at night in my truck > falling asleep and veering into the left lane occasionally > mysterious m----------- in a 96 grand prix pulls up behind me blasting black by pearl jam, arm on the window couldn't even see his face > doing 10 under and creeping into the left lane > he flashes his brights at me > wake up > suddenly feel like 20x more awake than i was as i hear "AAND ALL I TAUGHT HER WAS, EVERYTHINGGG" > get back up to speed and in the right lane > he gives me a thumbs up and turns off on a side road > think about it all the way home and stay awake thanks mysterious pearl jam man

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Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)14:26:09 No.147293204 e828a-16863594297279-1920-395407326.jpg 199 KB JPG >Heavily implied he cucked the mc >Extremely pretentious >Tony Snark >Petty thief >Instantly does everything better than the mc >Everyone constantly glazes him and says how cool he is >Doesn't actually do anything cool or, at best he just quits and doesn't help miguel at the end >"Dude he's so cool and awesome everyone loves him and you should like him too look he hates nazis and the police woah look at him constantly crack self aware jokes please please please like him!" writing. How is he less likeable than a literal narcissist
Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)14:26:09 No.147293204 e828a-16863594297279-1920-395407326.jpg 199 KB JPG >Heavily implied he cucked the mc >Extremely pretentious >Tony Snark >Petty thief >Instantly does everything better than the mc >Everyone constantly glazes him and says how cool he is >Doesn't actually do anything cool or, at best he just quits and doesn't help miguel at the end >"Dude he's so cool and awesome everyone loves him and you should like him too look he hates nazis and the police woah look at him constantly crack self aware jokes please please please like him!" writing. How is he less likeable than a literal narcissist

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: Anonymous im in unbearable pain 171 KB GIF 03/07/25(Fri)22:00:26 No.80556092 >log into my lvl48 paladin >oh Im in stormwind/the city of the humans >its pretty crowded with lvl 60players >im sooo far behind everyone else 3_ >kinda overwhelmed about how im gonna continue playing again >finally figure out where I wanna quest >take a flight >end up exchanging messages with my buddys mom >she is giving me his table as a gift >im also gonna look at his pc >depending on the hardware I will offer her monays for it >dunno about his specs anymore >but it should be able to handle monster hunter wilds methinks >it was able to handle baldurs gate 3 if I remember right desu >my pc with a gtx980 is like a decade old and would like to retire >or just act as a office pc xd >was about to continue wow classic fresh >someone rings the door bell >oy vay I assume its my psychotic brother >it happened already that he had a key >but forgot so he destroyed the main entrance door to get bacl inside >I better go open it oof >OH >its a pizza delivery >parents ordered it without me knowing >eat some veggie pizza with parents >clean up for us >time for a ciggy desu Anonymous 03/07/25(Fri)22:13:15 No.80556218
: Anonymous im in unbearable pain 171 KB GIF 03/07/25(Fri)22:00:26 No.80556092 >log into my lvl48 paladin >oh Im in stormwind/the city of the humans >its pretty crowded with lvl 60players >im sooo far behind everyone else 3_ >kinda overwhelmed about how im gonna continue playing again >finally figure out where I wanna quest >take a flight >end up exchanging messages with my buddys mom >she is giving me his table as a gift >im also gonna look at his pc >depending on the hardware I will offer her monays for it >dunno about his specs anymore >but it should be able to handle monster hunter wilds methinks >it was able to handle baldurs gate 3 if I remember right desu >my pc with a gtx980 is like a decade old and would like to retire >or just act as a office pc xd >was about to continue wow classic fresh >someone rings the door bell >oy vay I assume its my psychotic brother >it happened already that he had a key >but forgot so he destroyed the main entrance door to get bacl inside >I better go open it oof >OH >its a pizza delivery >parents ordered it without me knowing >eat some veggie pizza with parents >clean up for us >time for a ciggy desu Anonymous 03/07/25(Fri)22:13:15 No.80556218

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MAN MAN MAN 1:14:32 30:20 BEST OF VLADIMIR 2024 - Pretending To Be I Investigated LOS ANGELES as a "Woman" | Pretended to be a Girl in MIAMI (Prank) a Girl At Night Public Pranks 2.1M views • 1 month ago 867K views • 2 months ago 624K views • 1 month ago Anonymous 03/07/25(Fri)01:06:00 No.932154283 do u think do u think this man fantasizes abt getting r---- in the streets? 13:12
MAN MAN MAN 1:14:32 30:20 BEST OF VLADIMIR 2024 - Pretending To Be I Investigated LOS ANGELES as a "Woman" | Pretended to be a Girl in MIAMI (Prank) a Girl At Night Public Pranks 2.1M views • 1 month ago 867K views • 2 months ago 624K views • 1 month ago Anonymous 03/07/25(Fri)01:06:00 No.932154283 do u think do u think this man fantasizes abt getting r---- in the streets? 13:12

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Anonymous 138 KB JPG >compilation videos >music of any kind 03/07/25(Fri)21:48:30 No.80555972 Things I hate in p---: >men >overacting/fake moaning >cameraman speaks >tattoos >fake t--- >fake asses >fake lips/too much plastic surgery It's surprisingly hard to find videos that don't contain any of this
Anonymous 138 KB JPG >compilation videos >music of any kind 03/07/25(Fri)21:48:30 No.80555972 Things I hate in p---: >men >overacting/fake moaning >cameraman speaks >tattoos >fake t--- >fake asses >fake lips/too much plastic surgery It's surprisingly hard to find videos that don't contain any of this

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Anonymous 22 59 KB JPG 03/07/25(Fri)22:41:44 No.80556513 >>80556279 (OP) # >>tried growing out a beard for fun/just to experience having one for once >>physically couldn't take having one past 2 months with how repulsive it felt on my face >how are 80% of men wearing face pubes with O issues now? absolutely disgusting P----
Anonymous 22 59 KB JPG 03/07/25(Fri)22:41:44 No.80556513 >>80556279 (OP) # >>tried growing out a beard for fun/just to experience having one for once >>physically couldn't take having one past 2 months with how repulsive it felt on my face >how are 80% of men wearing face pubes with O issues now? absolutely disgusting P----

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