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: Anonymous Reddit moment General Kenobi hour 2 without reddit and i think im dying 70 KB PNG 03/14/23(Tue)15:15:39 No.895898319 >Hour 2 without reddit >Think I might be dying S--- I know we're a bunch of nolifers but atleast we have OSU and anime. Redditards are a whole new level. If I see one of you m------------ on r/greentext posting this I'm going to castrate you
: Anonymous Reddit moment General Kenobi hour 2 without reddit and i think im dying 70 KB PNG 03/14/23(Tue)15:15:39 No.895898319 >Hour 2 without reddit >Think I might be dying S--- I know we're a bunch of nolifers but atleast we have OSU and anime. Redditards are a whole new level. If I see one of you m------------ on r/greentext posting this I'm going to castrate you

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: Anonymous 465 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)09:08:46 No.75685624 >POV: You're watching yet another girl make a post on social media/video on tiktok about how she's "so tired of hookup culture in this generation, I wanna be someone's wife in the future" like she didn't just spend the last 5+ years being an absolute w---- for random athletes & tall guys with nice hair at her school 03/14/23(Tue)09:10:40 No.75685644 >>75685624 (OP) # They think their bodycount resets when they leave their hoe phase and enter their "I wanna be a wife phase"
: Anonymous 465 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)09:08:46 No.75685624 >POV: You're watching yet another girl make a post on social media/video on tiktok about how she's "so tired of hookup culture in this generation, I wanna be someone's wife in the future" like she didn't just spend the last 5+ years being an absolute w---- for random athletes & tall guys with nice hair at her school 03/14/23(Tue)09:10:40 No.75685644 >>75685624 (OP) # They think their bodycount resets when they leave their hoe phase and enter their "I wanna be a wife phase"

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Anon is a paramedic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)14:04:51 No.70239948 ► >>70240076 >>70240100 >>70242876 >>70243651 >>70247145 >>70250848 >>70251376 >>70254217 >>70254480 >>70237775 >>70238383 >>70238560 >>70239760 Sorry guys, been workin I'll start with one from when I was new that stuck with me I'm s--- at greentext so pls no bully >get dispatched to MVC >car vs tree at night >know this road, it's a bad, blind turn that sneaks up on people >arrive to find driver unresponsive in the front seat, massive engine compartment damage and intrusion >didn't look like any attempt to swerve or brake, collision speed of like 50mph >driver is a -500 pound behemoth, steering column wedged into its gut >me, partner, and 4 firemen cannot dislodge the blob despite its rolls spilling out of the seat after we pop the door >this thing was too fat to fit the seatbelt around it, even with the seat all the way back and reclined >unable to take any vitals other than spo2 because it's too fat for a bp cuff >fire dept starts cutting away the A and B posts to extract >still stuck >the go to work removing the entire f------ roof and trying to wedge the frame apart to remove this golem >pt still unresponsive, can't feel any pulses anywhere because of absurd fat around all their landmarks >stuck on scene for like half an hour at this point >start watching pulse rate/o2 slowly decline >barely enough space for my partner to wedge into the seat behind the pt and try to assist ventilations >can't make an airway because of pts impossible anatomy >watch pulse rate drop >70 >60 >50 >40 >error, weak signal >pt no longer making respiratory effort >still unable to extract >unable to do any compressions in the space between pt and what's left of the car >FD eventually splits the frame and us with two additional engine companies are able to get pt out of the car and into the grass >time on scene over an hour >pt is cold and stiff >oh well >leave
Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)14:04:51 No.70239948 ► >>70240076 >>70240100 >>70242876 >>70243651 >>70247145 >>70250848 >>70251376 >>70254217 >>70254480 >>70237775 >>70238383 >>70238560 >>70239760 Sorry guys, been workin I'll start with one from when I was new that stuck with me I'm s--- at greentext so pls no bully >get dispatched to MVC >car vs tree at night >know this road, it's a bad, blind turn that sneaks up on people >arrive to find driver unresponsive in the front seat, massive engine compartment damage and intrusion >didn't look like any attempt to swerve or brake, collision speed of like 50mph >driver is a -500 pound behemoth, steering column wedged into its gut >me, partner, and 4 firemen cannot dislodge the blob despite its rolls spilling out of the seat after we pop the door >this thing was too fat to fit the seatbelt around it, even with the seat all the way back and reclined >unable to take any vitals other than spo2 because it's too fat for a bp cuff >fire dept starts cutting away the A and B posts to extract >still stuck >the go to work removing the entire f------ roof and trying to wedge the frame apart to remove this golem >pt still unresponsive, can't feel any pulses anywhere because of absurd fat around all their landmarks >stuck on scene for like half an hour at this point >start watching pulse rate/o2 slowly decline >barely enough space for my partner to wedge into the seat behind the pt and try to assist ventilations >can't make an airway because of pts impossible anatomy >watch pulse rate drop >70 >60 >50 >40 >error, weak signal >pt no longer making respiratory effort >still unable to extract >unable to do any compressions in the space between pt and what's left of the car >FD eventually splits the frame and us with two additional engine companies are able to get pt out of the car and into the grass >time on scene over an hour >pt is cold and stiff >oh well >leave

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Luck of the Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:56:13 No.14750759 >>14750702 # >endure hundreds of years of invasions and war by Vikings, Normans, English and Scots >entire population reduced by 50% by war and famine during the 17th century and again during the 19th century >people reduced to second class citizens and made into serfs under the rule of absentee landlords living under some of the worst conditions in Europe >native language and culture destroyed >even after independence remain a poor nation for almost a century, with a portion of the population still mistreated and embroiled in decades-long conflict until the end of the 20th century I don't think so, even counties like Poland or Ukraine have some distant period of glory where they were a powerful and relevant people to look back on. Irish history is basically constant unending misery until the 2000s >>14750853 # >>14750925 # >>14750996 #
: Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:56:13 No.14750759 >>14750702 # >endure hundreds of years of invasions and war by Vikings, Normans, English and Scots >entire population reduced by 50% by war and famine during the 17th century and again during the 19th century >people reduced to second class citizens and made into serfs under the rule of absentee landlords living under some of the worst conditions in Europe >native language and culture destroyed >even after independence remain a poor nation for almost a century, with a portion of the population still mistreated and embroiled in decades-long conflict until the end of the 20th century I don't think so, even counties like Poland or Ukraine have some distant period of glory where they were a powerful and relevant people to look back on. Irish history is basically constant unending misery until the 2000s >>14750853 # >>14750925 # >>14750996 #

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American anon claps back at Iraqi shitposter | /r/Greentext

File: 1450308841364.jpg (280 KB, 800x637) EXON M La Montes YOUG Anonymous (ID: yiPYT531 >>419139129 >>419139276 >>419139483 >>419139634 >>419139711 >>419139736 >>419139949 >>419140017 >>419140048 >>419140098 >>419140142 >>419140149 >>419140158 >>419140647 >>419141003 >>419141315 >>419145275 >>419148062 03/10/23(Fri)03:30:53 No.419139054 why do american cities look like this? >> KEES Anonymous (ID: 8c8CheNj >>419139054 (OP) That's just the republican ones. They are so miserable in them they are willing to fall for republican lies >>419139054 (OP). Why do Iraqi cities look like this? | 03/10/23(Fri)03:32:01 No.419139129 ► >>419142571 Anonymous (ID: z6kZAH+r File: iraq-articleLarge.jpg (49 KB, 600x369) Anonymous (ID: 2dl+NIDe ) 03/10/23(Fri)03:34:05 No.419139276 ► >>419139054 (OP) N------ can't burn asphalt. 03/10/23(Fri)03:47:55 No.419140142 >>419140481
File: 1450308841364.jpg (280 KB, 800x637) EXON M La Montes YOUG Anonymous (ID: yiPYT531 >>419139129 >>419139276 >>419139483 >>419139634 >>419139711 >>419139736 >>419139949 >>419140017 >>419140048 >>419140098 >>419140142 >>419140149 >>419140158 >>419140647 >>419141003 >>419141315 >>419145275 >>419148062 03/10/23(Fri)03:30:53 No.419139054 why do american cities look like this? >> KEES Anonymous (ID: 8c8CheNj >>419139054 (OP) That's just the republican ones. They are so miserable in them they are willing to fall for republican lies >>419139054 (OP). Why do Iraqi cities look like this? | 03/10/23(Fri)03:32:01 No.419139129 ► >>419142571 Anonymous (ID: z6kZAH+r File: iraq-articleLarge.jpg (49 KB, 600x369) Anonymous (ID: 2dl+NIDe ) 03/10/23(Fri)03:34:05 No.419139276 ► >>419139054 (OP) N------ can't burn asphalt. 03/10/23(Fri)03:47:55 No.419140142 >>419140481

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Anon takes the pinkpill | /r/Greentext

File: 1645616916554.jpg (191 KB, 2048x728) DAYO ана 6 mo 1 year Work at 2pm today Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)01:44:03 No.72515057 Let's be honest, most of us are depressed because we are low value men. And being a low value man in 2023 really f------ sucks. 1 year+6mo >>72515079 >>72515089 >>72515132 >>72515150 >>72515179 >>72515203 >>72515523 >>72515543 >>72515564 >>72515736 >>72515890 >>72515970 >>72516060 >>72516109 So you're a low value man, what are your options? You can go get /fit/ and try to become more physically attractive, increasing your sexual marketplace value, thereby making it easier to find a romantic partner and make friends. This is whats known as "the redpill". Unfortunately while gymcelling may have worked 10 years ago female hypergamy has simply gotten so bad that its not really a viable tactic anymore (unless you are over 6'0 and already have a handsome face). Every zoomer under the sun is already gymmaxxing, go on instagram and tiktok and its nonstop bodybuilding content. Its just too late. Statistics show that the top 80% of women only want to date the top 20% of men. So what are the rest of us sub8 males left to do? Gymcelling wont get you into that top 20%. If you're a short man with a with weak frames, recessed jaw, small chin, and low testosterone levels what the f--- can you do? Spend years at the gym only to have to settle for landwhales? No thanks. Thats where the pinkpill comes into play. If you are a male with a s----- life and want to make your life better, taking estrogen and transmaxxing really is your best option. Your SMV will skyrocket (99+ matches on matches on tinder in hours even for ugly unpassing trans women) and you can now become a member of the LGBT+ community and have a sense of family and belonging instead of rotting alone in your mothers basement. I'm not even a shill, just stating the facts. Logically transmaxxing is the smartest way for most men to improve their lives.
File: 1645616916554.jpg (191 KB, 2048x728) DAYO ана 6 mo 1 year Work at 2pm today Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)01:44:03 No.72515057 Let's be honest, most of us are depressed because we are low value men. And being a low value man in 2023 really f------ sucks. 1 year+6mo >>72515079 >>72515089 >>72515132 >>72515150 >>72515179 >>72515203 >>72515523 >>72515543 >>72515564 >>72515736 >>72515890 >>72515970 >>72516060 >>72516109 So you're a low value man, what are your options? You can go get /fit/ and try to become more physically attractive, increasing your sexual marketplace value, thereby making it easier to find a romantic partner and make friends. This is whats known as "the redpill". Unfortunately while gymcelling may have worked 10 years ago female hypergamy has simply gotten so bad that its not really a viable tactic anymore (unless you are over 6'0 and already have a handsome face). Every zoomer under the sun is already gymmaxxing, go on instagram and tiktok and its nonstop bodybuilding content. Its just too late. Statistics show that the top 80% of women only want to date the top 20% of men. So what are the rest of us sub8 males left to do? Gymcelling wont get you into that top 20%. If you're a short man with a with weak frames, recessed jaw, small chin, and low testosterone levels what the f--- can you do? Spend years at the gym only to have to settle for landwhales? No thanks. Thats where the pinkpill comes into play. If you are a male with a s----- life and want to make your life better, taking estrogen and transmaxxing really is your best option. Your SMV will skyrocket (99+ matches on matches on tinder in hours even for ugly unpassing trans women) and you can now become a member of the LGBT+ community and have a sense of family and belonging instead of rotting alone in your mothers basement. I'm not even a shill, just stating the facts. Logically transmaxxing is the smartest way for most men to improve their lives.

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Anon watches YouTube | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)08:45:41 No.72568250 >tfw just watched a 24min video compilation of brittany venti burping what has become of me... : Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)08:49:30 No.72568284 Go tell your father what you've done and if he doesn't set you straight, ask him to burp into your mouth 24 times. You need to be punished. 03/14/23(Tue)09:12:15 No.72568462 : Anonymous >>72568250 (OP) # >just watched a 24min video compilation of Who? Never heard of them in my whole life they're obviously not important. Next time watch a Brazilian Fartporn compilation.
: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)08:45:41 No.72568250 >tfw just watched a 24min video compilation of brittany venti burping what has become of me... : Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)08:49:30 No.72568284 Go tell your father what you've done and if he doesn't set you straight, ask him to burp into your mouth 24 times. You need to be punished. 03/14/23(Tue)09:12:15 No.72568462 : Anonymous >>72568250 (OP) # >just watched a 24min video compilation of Who? Never heard of them in my whole life they're obviously not important. Next time watch a Brazilian Fartporn compilation.

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Duality of Anon | /r/Greentext

File: 0-38.jpg (65 KB, 650x434) O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)14:28:47 No.57477717 [Reply] >>57481729 >>57484672 >Don't shoot anon! I surrender here to view. O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)21:41:55 No.57481729 File: 490b82c976071b57ade019432(...).jpg 70 replies and 22 images omitted. Click >>57477717 (OP) # (60 KB, 788x286) >>57481334 # That's so wholesome w-- lol O Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)21:44:14 No.57481742 File: AE7BA7B7-1D7B-4B61-A31B-6(...).jpg (33 KB, 500x385) >>57480409 # >mfw I get to watch Russian parade thots get turned into ground beef by canister rounds Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:08:07 No.57481934 >>57481302 # Kill or capture Kadyrov and Pose with his body to reclaim your name. Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)04:25:08 No.57484387 O Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)05:19:48 No.57484672 File: 1665801217224639.jpg (77 KB, 506x675) >>57477717 (OP) # >I want your hat! >GIVE ME YOUR HAT!
File: 0-38.jpg (65 KB, 650x434) O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)14:28:47 No.57477717 [Reply] >>57481729 >>57484672 >Don't shoot anon! I surrender here to view. O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)21:41:55 No.57481729 File: 490b82c976071b57ade019432(...).jpg 70 replies and 22 images omitted. Click >>57477717 (OP) # (60 KB, 788x286) >>57481334 # That's so wholesome w-- lol O Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)21:44:14 No.57481742 File: AE7BA7B7-1D7B-4B61-A31B-6(...).jpg (33 KB, 500x385) >>57480409 # >mfw I get to watch Russian parade thots get turned into ground beef by canister rounds Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:08:07 No.57481934 >>57481302 # Kill or capture Kadyrov and Pose with his body to reclaim your name. Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)04:25:08 No.57484387 O Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)05:19:48 No.57484672 File: 1665801217224639.jpg (77 KB, 506x675) >>57477717 (OP) # >I want your hat! >GIVE ME YOUR HAT!

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Anon is unlucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unlucky 03/13/23(Mon)23:43:32 No.895863714 733 KB PNG >Be me >First crush is this Mexican girl, she was a 5/10 for everyone else but we shared all our interests >Ended up losing contact over summer >Second crush is my best friend at the time, didn't admit it for fear of losing her >Third crush was almost my best friend, I admitted it to her, she then came out as "demisexual" and dated my first crush >Don't really get back into crushing on people for a while >Fourth crush is a 8/10 blonde girl >I was awkward and her friend group was toxic, since she was nice and everyone else was an a------ my trust issues made me fall for her >Didn't end well >Fifth crush was also my best friend, 5/10 alt girl, she only stuck around cause I took her places, after the initial hurt I realized how toxic she was, dodged a bullet there >All this culminates into my 5th crush, my best and only friend, I don't wanna lose her, and I'm also not entirely sure if I'm attracted to her. Also now that I have full access to adult emotions (yay..) it makes things so much more complex /b/ros I don't blame women, but the women I've met have ruined me, I have no idea what to do caus sim attracted to a few people but it's trying to find if there's any sparks there, I miss high school when things were simple
: Anonymous Unlucky 03/13/23(Mon)23:43:32 No.895863714 733 KB PNG >Be me >First crush is this Mexican girl, she was a 5/10 for everyone else but we shared all our interests >Ended up losing contact over summer >Second crush is my best friend at the time, didn't admit it for fear of losing her >Third crush was almost my best friend, I admitted it to her, she then came out as "demisexual" and dated my first crush >Don't really get back into crushing on people for a while >Fourth crush is a 8/10 blonde girl >I was awkward and her friend group was toxic, since she was nice and everyone else was an a------ my trust issues made me fall for her >Didn't end well >Fifth crush was also my best friend, 5/10 alt girl, she only stuck around cause I took her places, after the initial hurt I realized how toxic she was, dodged a bullet there >All this culminates into my 5th crush, my best and only friend, I don't wanna lose her, and I'm also not entirely sure if I'm attracted to her. Also now that I have full access to adult emotions (yay..) it makes things so much more complex /b/ros I don't blame women, but the women I've met have ruined me, I have no idea what to do caus sim attracted to a few people but it's trying to find if there's any sparks there, I miss high school when things were simple

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Anon misses Reddit! | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: images (1).png (21 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:52:20 No.895891323 >>895891529 >>895891715 >>895891781 >>895891835 >>895891873 >>895891944 >>895892284 >>895893053 >>895893556 >>895895090 >>895895231 >>895895702 >>895895961 >>895896085 >>895896648 >>895896725 >>895896784 Reddit is down and this is my first post on 4chan. Where are the upvote and downvote buttons? Also I'm seeing a lot of hate speech against protected minorities here. How do I report those posts to get them removed? Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:54:56 No.895891411 Sir, this is a 4chan 43/12/28/3 Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:58:14 No.895891529 >>895891323 (OP) It was the Russians
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: images (1).png (21 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:52:20 No.895891323 >>895891529 >>895891715 >>895891781 >>895891835 >>895891873 >>895891944 >>895892284 >>895893053 >>895893556 >>895895090 >>895895231 >>895895702 >>895895961 >>895896085 >>895896648 >>895896725 >>895896784 Reddit is down and this is my first post on 4chan. Where are the upvote and downvote buttons? Also I'm seeing a lot of hate speech against protected minorities here. How do I report those posts to get them removed? Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:54:56 No.895891411 Sir, this is a 4chan 43/12/28/3 Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:58:14 No.895891529 >>895891323 (OP) It was the Russians

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Anon is on his deathbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >>330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment
Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >>330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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Anon enjoys listening to the oldies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous d TATA was definitely born in the right generation catch colds once month 03/13/23(Mon)21:29:10 No.72562757 822 KB JPG >be me >watching t-- c--- >southern nights by Glenn Campbell has become a TikTok song >Fine by me I love Galen Campbell and I f------ love that song sad that people will only know it from TikTok now though >come across video related >perfectly shaped ass in beautiful non ripped jeans belonging to an Aphrodite of a woman >each jiggle of her ass cheeks are perfectly synchronized with the divine harmony of Glenn Campbell >ive never been more entranced by an internet thot >ive never experienced this kind of combination of two things I love so much that create such a perfect synthesis >I cant hear this song without thinking of the video anymore >Im not even that big of an ass man but this specific ass has got a death grip on me So I guess my big takeaway from this is that all a woman needs to do to make me fall in love with her is wear non ripped jeans and shake her ass to Glenn Campbell. Other acceptable musicians include, John Prine, John Denver, Bob Segar, Stan Rogers, Meatloaf, and Billy Joel.
: Anonymous d TATA was definitely born in the right generation catch colds once month 03/13/23(Mon)21:29:10 No.72562757 822 KB JPG >be me >watching t-- c--- >southern nights by Glenn Campbell has become a TikTok song >Fine by me I love Galen Campbell and I f------ love that song sad that people will only know it from TikTok now though >come across video related >perfectly shaped ass in beautiful non ripped jeans belonging to an Aphrodite of a woman >each jiggle of her ass cheeks are perfectly synchronized with the divine harmony of Glenn Campbell >ive never been more entranced by an internet thot >ive never experienced this kind of combination of two things I love so much that create such a perfect synthesis >I cant hear this song without thinking of the video anymore >Im not even that big of an ass man but this specific ass has got a death grip on me So I guess my big takeaway from this is that all a woman needs to do to make me fall in love with her is wear non ripped jeans and shake her ass to Glenn Campbell. Other acceptable musicians include, John Prine, John Denver, Bob Segar, Stan Rogers, Meatloaf, and Billy Joel.

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Anon is too ugly for an escort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)05:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)05:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon eats a grilled cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 784 KB PNG No.72281058 02/18/23(Sat)14:34:49 >Eating grilled cheese with my mom >I take a bite into it and some mayo drips out >I point it out to her and ask why it looks like vaginal discharge >She silently puts down her grilled cheese and goes to her car and drives off What's her deal? 02/18/23(Sat)14:36:55 No.72281078 : Anonymous >>72281058 (OP) # I think I'm probably on this guy's level with attracting woman.
: Anonymous 784 KB PNG No.72281058 02/18/23(Sat)14:34:49 >Eating grilled cheese with my mom >I take a bite into it and some mayo drips out >I point it out to her and ask why it looks like vaginal discharge >She silently puts down her grilled cheese and goes to her car and drives off What's her deal? 02/18/23(Sat)14:36:55 No.72281078 : Anonymous >>72281058 (OP) # I think I'm probably on this guy's level with attracting woman.

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Anon gives advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8LXLdkhp 03/12/16(Sat)23:22:51 No.67206828 >always stash some booze in your car >if a cop pulls you over and you're intoxicated, just stop the car, turn off the motor, exit with stashed booze, and start chugging it before the cop comes over to you >cop cannot legally prove that you were drunk before chugging that alcohol >no DUI charge 34 KB JPG Any loopholes you can use to beat the system?
: Anonymous (ID: 8LXLdkhp 03/12/16(Sat)23:22:51 No.67206828 >always stash some booze in your car >if a cop pulls you over and you're intoxicated, just stop the car, turn off the motor, exit with stashed booze, and start chugging it before the cop comes over to you >cop cannot legally prove that you were drunk before chugging that alcohol >no DUI charge 34 KB JPG Any loopholes you can use to beat the system?

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Anon's mom got angry after he mirror forced her beliefs to her | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 250 KB JPG >something bad happens >mom says it's all God's plan >mom gets cancer >tell her it's all God's plan >she gets angry : Anonymous >>72374397 (OP) # kek This is awesome 02/26/23(Sun)22:48:00 No.72374397 >not gay >I play with a------ normies are such hypocrites >rubbing penis is touching a d--- and enjoying it >gay >have to move out ?????????? 02/26/23(Sun)22:56:07 No.72374457
: Anonymous 250 KB JPG >something bad happens >mom says it's all God's plan >mom gets cancer >tell her it's all God's plan >she gets angry : Anonymous >>72374397 (OP) # kek This is awesome 02/26/23(Sun)22:48:00 No.72374397 >not gay >I play with a------ normies are such hypocrites >rubbing penis is touching a d--- and enjoying it >gay >have to move out ?????????? 02/26/23(Sun)22:56:07 No.72374457

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