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Anon is unaware of China's obesity problem | /r/Greentext


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Anon Likes Wayne's World (1992) | /r/Greentext


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Make gaming great again | /r/Greentext


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Drive the Future | /r/Greentext


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Raytracing is a cool name though | /r/Greentext


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Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable | /r/Greentext


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Anon visits a trans prostitute. | /r/Greentext


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Ancient 4channer discovered | /r/Greentext
![[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/026/853/4ac.jpeg)
![[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/026/853/4ac.jpeg)
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Internet insults | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to Spain | /r/Greentext


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Hope anon has Tyrone on suicide watch rn | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to pull off a pro gamer move irl | /r/Greentext


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This one is 4 years old, anon got it right to some degree | /r/Greentext


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Anon plays the long game | /r/Greentext
![File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/026/673/c4c.png)
![File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/026/673/c4c.png)
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Anon claims to be an HighQ-poet | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous (ID: fa/YOVKS /pol/ wants to talk about IQ t(...) 1.23 MB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)22:07:43 No.500368483 Get your REAL IQ: https://www.writingtoiq.com/ A poem I wrote: Inchoate mockery dirges auras, dyschromatopic deiparousness. Incredulant collective evisceration coheres fields, planes. Incensed, devised, incentivised. Geodesic in situ, apex via mechanic. Hecatologue tongue of logos, heaving in bound by all it commands. Uviferous temples distinct with thural theomeny IQ 169 But I've gotten higher scores without any effort. Anonymous (ID: BSCу2BKt) 03/13/25(Thu)22:11:58 No.500368823 >>500368483 (OP) # It's you again, what an idiot. You're unironically linking to the text IQ slop too lol. I can't say anything other than that I'm vindicated you're an absolute midwit. >>500372076 # Anonymous (ID: isO+K+17) [+] 03/13/25(Thu)22:27:44 No.500370174 The funniest s--- is that you call that a poem And not just a masturbatory display of a person who pretends to be a walking thesaurus Your text evokes nothing except the fact that you can string phrases with obscure words, sometimes stretching their meaning so thin, they feel like pennies glued to Israeli floors. >>500370568 # Anonymous (ID: p4gBoFNC) >>500368483 (OP) # 03/13/25(Thu)22:40:40 No.500371273 Your poem is intricate, densely layered with homosexual meanings, and packed with esoteric fudge. It's definitely a piece that rewards deep analysis. It has an intense philosophical, and almost theological underkike, merging (((abstract))) concepts with cosmic themes The rhythm compels a feeling of a (((cryptic))) (((trans)))mission of profound homosex. >>500372132 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/026/672/d74.jpeg)
![Anonymous (ID: fa/YOVKS /pol/ wants to talk about IQ t(...) 1.23 MB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)22:07:43 No.500368483 Get your REAL IQ: https://www.writingtoiq.com/ A poem I wrote: Inchoate mockery dirges auras, dyschromatopic deiparousness. Incredulant collective evisceration coheres fields, planes. Incensed, devised, incentivised. Geodesic in situ, apex via mechanic. Hecatologue tongue of logos, heaving in bound by all it commands. Uviferous temples distinct with thural theomeny IQ 169 But I've gotten higher scores without any effort. Anonymous (ID: BSCу2BKt) 03/13/25(Thu)22:11:58 No.500368823 >>500368483 (OP) # It's you again, what an idiot. You're unironically linking to the text IQ slop too lol. I can't say anything other than that I'm vindicated you're an absolute midwit. >>500372076 # Anonymous (ID: isO+K+17) [+] 03/13/25(Thu)22:27:44 No.500370174 The funniest s--- is that you call that a poem And not just a masturbatory display of a person who pretends to be a walking thesaurus Your text evokes nothing except the fact that you can string phrases with obscure words, sometimes stretching their meaning so thin, they feel like pennies glued to Israeli floors. >>500370568 # Anonymous (ID: p4gBoFNC) >>500368483 (OP) # 03/13/25(Thu)22:40:40 No.500371273 Your poem is intricate, densely layered with homosexual meanings, and packed with esoteric fudge. It's definitely a piece that rewards deep analysis. It has an intense philosophical, and almost theological underkike, merging (((abstract))) concepts with cosmic themes The rhythm compels a feeling of a (((cryptic))) (((trans)))mission of profound homosex. >>500372132 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/026/672/d74.jpeg)
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Anon is unhireable | /r/Greentext


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