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File: creepchat.jpg (8 KB, 277x182) Who came up with the creepchat? Anonymous (ID: B5Cu2oNf No.473193316 ► 07/05/24(Fri)23: >All messages get wiped immediately like it's some cp sharing platform yet it takes 600MB of space >Looks like You're trying to take screenshot! >Anon downloaded your picture How much more creepy can an app get? The worst part is that femoids will only use this s--- and nothing else, how do we stop this?
File: creepchat.jpg (8 KB, 277x182) Who came up with the creepchat? Anonymous (ID: B5Cu2oNf No.473193316 ► 07/05/24(Fri)23: >All messages get wiped immediately like it's some cp sharing platform yet it takes 600MB of space >Looks like You're trying to take screenshot! >Anon downloaded your picture How much more creepy can an app get? The worst part is that femoids will only use this s--- and nothing else, how do we stop this?

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Anon is not a fatass or a leech at all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Normies are so f------ annoyin(...) 07/05/24(Fri)16:36:26 No.78059889 184 KB JPG >run pantry_raid.exe >be me >temporarily living with my normie younger brother and his stacy wife >she's always been cold to me, like she refused to even give me the wifi password when I moved in >be today earlier >feeling kind of snackish >besides oreos, knockoff swedish fish, and twizzlers and pringles they literally have f------ nothing >soggy days-old half eaten apple pie in the fridge >end up eating just plain toast >feel like a literal 1500s peasant >when she and he get home from work I ask if they can go grocery shopping or something >before brother can say anything she butts in >"WE LITERALLY JUST WENT TWO DAYS AGO, UHHHH, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT" >in the most rude annoyed tone ever >keep calm and just say I wanted snacks or something >now brother pipes up and asks if I even have cash for that >he knows I don't >say I was just asking and I don't need this interrogation >they both just stare at me and go "...okay" >can hear them quietly arguing right now as I type this I literally hate my f------ life, it shouldn't be this hard to just get some snack food
Anonymous Normies are so f------ annoyin(...) 07/05/24(Fri)16:36:26 No.78059889 184 KB JPG >run pantry_raid.exe >be me >temporarily living with my normie younger brother and his stacy wife >she's always been cold to me, like she refused to even give me the wifi password when I moved in >be today earlier >feeling kind of snackish >besides oreos, knockoff swedish fish, and twizzlers and pringles they literally have f------ nothing >soggy days-old half eaten apple pie in the fridge >end up eating just plain toast >feel like a literal 1500s peasant >when she and he get home from work I ask if they can go grocery shopping or something >before brother can say anything she butts in >"WE LITERALLY JUST WENT TWO DAYS AGO, UHHHH, WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT" >in the most rude annoyed tone ever >keep calm and just say I wanted snacks or something >now brother pipes up and asks if I even have cash for that >he knows I don't >say I was just asking and I don't need this interrogation >they both just stare at me and go "...okay" >can hear them quietly arguing right now as I type this I literally hate my f------ life, it shouldn't be this hard to just get some snack food

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Peta, the animal rights activist is here | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: a8JGCR7F LINGUE MAPS ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/05/24(Fri)17:48:48 No.473193924 IS IT LEGAL TO COOK LOBSTERS? Cooking lobsters alive - illegal Cooking lobsters alive - legal don't forget to follow LINGUE.MAPS 398 KB PNG How do governments expect to enforce such a law? >Abdul, the quality assessor is here, start killing the lobsters before boiling them. F------ idiots. Its a really easy law to ignore.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: a8JGCR7F LINGUE MAPS ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/05/24(Fri)17:48:48 No.473193924 IS IT LEGAL TO COOK LOBSTERS? Cooking lobsters alive - illegal Cooking lobsters alive - legal don't forget to follow LINGUE.MAPS 398 KB PNG How do governments expect to enforce such a law? >Abdul, the quality assessor is here, start killing the lobsters before boiling them. F------ idiots. Its a really easy law to ignore.

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Romantic parallels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:22:16 No.200422789 pepe_eyes.jpg 80 KB JPG >romance story written a man >guy is just a badass, one man army or lives a happy life with his wife or the guy is just really depressed and wants to end it all >romance story written by a woman >she sleeps around alot what causes this phenomenon?
: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:22:16 No.200422789 pepe_eyes.jpg 80 KB JPG >romance story written a man >guy is just a badass, one man army or lives a happy life with his wife or the guy is just really depressed and wants to end it all >romance story written by a woman >she sleeps around alot what causes this phenomenon?

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Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)00:20:54 No.78050316 I'm a deranged individual who gets off to this s---. I hate it and hate that I'm like this. I wish it just stopped at cbt, but I actively get off to the idea of being castrated. It's my greatest sexual fantasy, but after I blow my load I always feel a tinge of fear in me. I'm afraid that one day, I'll go too far and find someone who'd be willing to take my balls, and then I wouldn't be able to get off to the idea any more. I don't even know *why* it turns me on, it doesn't make sense. 102 KB GIF >>78050330 #
Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)00:20:54 No.78050316 I'm a deranged individual who gets off to this s---. I hate it and hate that I'm like this. I wish it just stopped at cbt, but I actively get off to the idea of being castrated. It's my greatest sexual fantasy, but after I blow my load I always feel a tinge of fear in me. I'm afraid that one day, I'll go too far and find someone who'd be willing to take my balls, and then I wouldn't be able to get off to the idea any more. I don't even know *why* it turns me on, it doesn't make sense. 102 KB GIF >>78050330 #

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Mangaka have the right idea | /r/Greentext

File: bfs.png (784 KB, 828x714) BEASTARS I'm Paru Itagaki, the creating of 1 SnS アニメ 「BEASTARS (ビースターズ) @bst anime-7h Follow 原作の板垣巴留先生より 動画コメントが到着 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:38:56 No.268476771 >>268476919 >>268476923 >>268476961 >>268476983 >>268477013 >>268477046 >>268477090 >>268477105 >>268477108 >>268477229 >>268477304 >>268477436 >>268477511 >>268477804 >>268477925 >>268477952 >>268477956 >>268478136 >>268478205 >>268478291 >>268478393 >>268479112 >>268479191 >>268479406 >>268479470 >>268479542 >>268479594 >>268479630 >>268479813 >>268479944 >>268480052 >>268480086 >>268480432 >>268480626 >>268480659 >>268480701 >>268480743 >>268480814 >>268480861 >>268480898 >>268480960 >>268481144 >>268481161 >>268481525 >>268482000 >>268482301 >>268482867 >>268485210 >>268485436 >>268485779 >>268485906 >>268487303 >>268487973 >>268488691 >>268488754 >>268488837 >>268489417 >>268489658 >>268490678 >>268491766 >>268492646 >>268492702 >>268492709 >manga artist does not want to show their face Why is this a common thing in Japan? >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:36 No.268476919 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:49 No.268476923 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:45:50 No.268476961 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:06 No.268476966 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:37 No.268476983 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:47:41 No.268477013 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:49:05 No.268477046 >>268476771 (OP). >be mangaka of popular series >fumble the bag >face posted everywhere >receive death threats for the rest of your life It's a mystery. >>268477223 >>268479876
File: bfs.png (784 KB, 828x714) BEASTARS I'm Paru Itagaki, the creating of 1 SnS アニメ 「BEASTARS (ビースターズ) @bst anime-7h Follow 原作の板垣巴留先生より 動画コメントが到着 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:38:56 No.268476771 >>268476919 >>268476923 >>268476961 >>268476983 >>268477013 >>268477046 >>268477090 >>268477105 >>268477108 >>268477229 >>268477304 >>268477436 >>268477511 >>268477804 >>268477925 >>268477952 >>268477956 >>268478136 >>268478205 >>268478291 >>268478393 >>268479112 >>268479191 >>268479406 >>268479470 >>268479542 >>268479594 >>268479630 >>268479813 >>268479944 >>268480052 >>268480086 >>268480432 >>268480626 >>268480659 >>268480701 >>268480743 >>268480814 >>268480861 >>268480898 >>268480960 >>268481144 >>268481161 >>268481525 >>268482000 >>268482301 >>268482867 >>268485210 >>268485436 >>268485779 >>268485906 >>268487303 >>268487973 >>268488691 >>268488754 >>268488837 >>268489417 >>268489658 >>268490678 >>268491766 >>268492646 >>268492702 >>268492709 >manga artist does not want to show their face Why is this a common thing in Japan? >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:36 No.268476919 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:44:49 No.268476923 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:45:50 No.268476961 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:06 No.268476966 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:46:37 No.268476983 >> Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:47:41 No.268477013 Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)20:49:05 No.268477046 >>268476771 (OP). >be mangaka of popular series >fumble the bag >face posted everywhere >receive death threats for the rest of your life It's a mystery. >>268477223 >>268479876

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Saw this post on another sub and thought it was super wholesome. | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.
7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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Anon seeks answer to life’s biggest question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:50:08 No.920877176 If women can just make milk, why do we still buy it at the store? 129 KB JPG Anonymous 21 KB JPG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:10:42 No.920877646 it is not enough. the average growing boy drinks 100 gallons of milk a day but a woman can only make 10 gallons a day. that is why we need cows to help out 07/05/24(Fri)17:40:58 No.920878480 They can't really make milk, they sneak out and buy milk from the store then drink it until it comes out of their t---. 472 KB PNG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:47:32 No.920878695 how do they make the chocolate in their butt 624 KB GIF
Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:50:08 No.920877176 If women can just make milk, why do we still buy it at the store? 129 KB JPG Anonymous 21 KB JPG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:10:42 No.920877646 it is not enough. the average growing boy drinks 100 gallons of milk a day but a woman can only make 10 gallons a day. that is why we need cows to help out 07/05/24(Fri)17:40:58 No.920878480 They can't really make milk, they sneak out and buy milk from the store then drink it until it comes out of their t---. 472 KB PNG Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:47:32 No.920878695 how do they make the chocolate in their butt 624 KB GIF

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Anon gets free advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 109 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)16:56:11 No.920877312 >hit on a cute girl from class >she reacts poorly, is almost horrified >embarrassment.jpg >manage to play it off, make situation not completely awkward >later find out she's a lesbian That's just the way it goes, I guess. Anonymous Reacts poorly? 07/05/24(Fri)17:00:27 No.920877421 No, she reacted pretty appropriately. Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:24:47 No.920878009 kick her in the t--- Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:26:59 No.920878085 r--- the bitch Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:30:28 No.920878184 kick her in the t--- and r--- her Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:34:19 No.920878300 >>920877312 (OP) # Have you tried kicking in her t--- and r----- her?
Anonymous 109 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)16:56:11 No.920877312 >hit on a cute girl from class >she reacts poorly, is almost horrified >embarrassment.jpg >manage to play it off, make situation not completely awkward >later find out she's a lesbian That's just the way it goes, I guess. Anonymous Reacts poorly? 07/05/24(Fri)17:00:27 No.920877421 No, she reacted pretty appropriately. Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:24:47 No.920878009 kick her in the t--- Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:26:59 No.920878085 r--- the bitch Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:30:28 No.920878184 kick her in the t--- and r--- her Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)17:34:19 No.920878300 >>920877312 (OP) # Have you tried kicking in her t--- and r----- her?

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The good uncle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:07:51 No.78056248 8)) 2e7.png 153 KB PNG >uncle dies >while clearing out his home I find a DVD labeled "me & anon's greatest bonding moment" >get my old DVD player from my basement and pop it in >it's a grainy video of him assfucking me when I was like 6 years old that unearthed some long repressed memories. I wish I was kidding
Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)16:07:51 No.78056248 8)) 2e7.png 153 KB PNG >uncle dies >while clearing out his home I find a DVD labeled "me & anon's greatest bonding moment" >get my old DVD player from my basement and pop it in >it's a grainy video of him assfucking me when I was like 6 years old that unearthed some long repressed memories. I wish I was kidding

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Afrika Korps | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Google engineer accused in wife's murder sat 'quiet and staring blankly' before brutal beating: court docs Genes a fepes in Caleria 18 Fa 536 KB JPG is a cheating w---- 07/04/24(Thu)08:25:27 No.78039594 >Be this guy, Chen Liren >27 >Work your ass off to get a high paying software engineer job >Own a multi-million dollar home. >Get married >Life seems to be going as planned >Then suddenly a video starts circulating the internet that your wife >You open up your phone and see a video of your wife getting railed by a Chad at your own home while you were at work >There are several >The leaked messages also reveal your wife talking to him and lusting for him in ways she never would do for you >You get angry, tell her that it's over and she agrees to a divorce >She continues belittling you with mean, nasty attitude >You can't believe it >Then you start seeing several prostitutes while you start to move on >A few weeks later, you end up really sick >Go to a doctor, he takes a blood test >HIV+ >Suddenly, you can't contain your rage, the dude is still seeing and happily texting your soon to be ex-wife, and other women (including a cheating pregnant w---- with a PhD from the same university who had a miscarriage as a result of getting dicked down by the same dude while her own husband was worried about her, which started this whole spectacle), meanwhile you have a disease that ensures an early death unless you're on a pill and you will be forced to disclose this to future partners... Your wife caused all this >One day, you've had enough of this. You can't take it anymore. >You beat the crap out of her until she dies Women don't deserve anything good. Every single one of them deserves to go through hell.
Anonymous Google engineer accused in wife's murder sat 'quiet and staring blankly' before brutal beating: court docs Genes a fepes in Caleria 18 Fa 536 KB JPG is a cheating w---- 07/04/24(Thu)08:25:27 No.78039594 >Be this guy, Chen Liren >27 >Work your ass off to get a high paying software engineer job >Own a multi-million dollar home. >Get married >Life seems to be going as planned >Then suddenly a video starts circulating the internet that your wife >You open up your phone and see a video of your wife getting railed by a Chad at your own home while you were at work >There are several >The leaked messages also reveal your wife talking to him and lusting for him in ways she never would do for you >You get angry, tell her that it's over and she agrees to a divorce >She continues belittling you with mean, nasty attitude >You can't believe it >Then you start seeing several prostitutes while you start to move on >A few weeks later, you end up really sick >Go to a doctor, he takes a blood test >HIV+ >Suddenly, you can't contain your rage, the dude is still seeing and happily texting your soon to be ex-wife, and other women (including a cheating pregnant w---- with a PhD from the same university who had a miscarriage as a result of getting dicked down by the same dude while her own husband was worried about her, which started this whole spectacle), meanwhile you have a disease that ensures an early death unless you're on a pill and you will be forced to disclose this to future partners... Your wife caused all this >One day, you've had enough of this. You can't take it anymore. >You beat the crap out of her until she dies Women don't deserve anything good. Every single one of them deserves to go through hell.

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Anon the leech | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 06/19/24(Wed)16:58:48 No.23505495 >go to bookstore >loiter for hours reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology >take a massive s--- in the bathroom >buy nothing >leave Anonymous >>23505495 (OP) # 06/19/24(Wed)17:05:30 No.23505521 >reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology Heh, gottem
Anonymous 32 KB JPG 06/19/24(Wed)16:58:48 No.23505495 >go to bookstore >loiter for hours reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology >take a massive s--- in the bathroom >buy nothing >leave Anonymous >>23505495 (OP) # 06/19/24(Wed)17:05:30 No.23505521 >reading the one good article in every absurdly overpriced publish or perish scholarly anthology Heh, gottem

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Anon and Whale | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 185 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)02:49:20 No.920866821 >be me >late 20's, still a virgin >at a party >everyone is drinking >I'm chatting with some really fat girl >she's like 300 pounds, minimum, but she is easy to talk to and doesn't seem judgemental at all so I find her fun to be around >we're sitting near eachother at the table playing cards with 2 others while everyone else at the place is running around like idiots and being loud as f--- >she keeps laughing at my jokes >I get the idea to ask her for her snapchat id >she tells me that she is seeing someone currently >i say ok and brush it off >continue to drink and play games >as the night goes on everyone gets increasingly drunk >i'm outside smoking a joint with the other group >I go back inside and I see her sitting on the couch with another guy >he's some gym jock type wearing a polo shirt >she has her head in his armpit and his arm is around her >I ask her friend if that is her boyfriend >her friend says she's trying to schedule something called a 'd--- appointment' >I tell her friend that she told me she was seeing someone and her eyes get really wide and she just says "oh" >I'm drunk at this point and out of f---- to give, so I ask her if she's single too and she says she is seeing someone >I look up d--- appointment and it means she wants a one night stand What exactly happened? Anonymous 409 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)02:53:21 No.920866959 >>920866821 you got cucked by a whale. you're such a failure you couldn't ebin into plapjak kek
Anonymous 185 KB JPG 07/05/24(Fri)02:49:20 No.920866821 >be me >late 20's, still a virgin >at a party >everyone is drinking >I'm chatting with some really fat girl >she's like 300 pounds, minimum, but she is easy to talk to and doesn't seem judgemental at all so I find her fun to be around >we're sitting near eachother at the table playing cards with 2 others while everyone else at the place is running around like idiots and being loud as f--- >she keeps laughing at my jokes >I get the idea to ask her for her snapchat id >she tells me that she is seeing someone currently >i say ok and brush it off >continue to drink and play games >as the night goes on everyone gets increasingly drunk >i'm outside smoking a joint with the other group >I go back inside and I see her sitting on the couch with another guy >he's some gym jock type wearing a polo shirt >she has her head in his armpit and his arm is around her >I ask her friend if that is her boyfriend >her friend says she's trying to schedule something called a 'd--- appointment' >I tell her friend that she told me she was seeing someone and her eyes get really wide and she just says "oh" >I'm drunk at this point and out of f---- to give, so I ask her if she's single too and she says she is seeing someone >I look up d--- appointment and it means she wants a one night stand What exactly happened? Anonymous 409 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)02:53:21 No.920866959 >>920866821 you got cucked by a whale. you're such a failure you couldn't ebin into plapjak kek

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The foot connoisseur | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tarantino 07/01/24(Mon) 13:04:18 No.200735602 merlin 159732030_a2bd7753-8cdd-4faf-9d83-56d9cb140ebb- articleLarge.jpg >watching tarantino movie >feet scene comes Every time. 23 KB JPG
: Anonymous Tarantino 07/01/24(Mon) 13:04:18 No.200735602 merlin 159732030_a2bd7753-8cdd-4faf-9d83-56d9cb140ebb- articleLarge.jpg >watching tarantino movie >feet scene comes Every time. 23 KB JPG

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Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)11:38:59 No.200511058 Arnold-Schwarzenegger-title-character-Conan-the-Destroyer.jpg 220 KB JPG >watch conan >suddenly 99% of media and entertainment becomes gay and meaningless How do I cope?
Anonymous 06/26/24(Wed)11:38:59 No.200511058 Arnold-Schwarzenegger-title-character-Conan-the-Destroyer.jpg 220 KB JPG >watch conan >suddenly 99% of media and entertainment becomes gay and meaningless How do I cope?

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon) 13:49:48 No.77935675 >cute face >thin femboyish frame >autistic in a cute way and not a psycho way >gets flustered when I drop hints that I like him >finally get this sperg in bed despite him missing most of my signals >that kinda makes him cute though. Glad he's not pushy >his hands are shaky at first, I'm certain this is his first time >his inhibitions slowly melt away and he gets more confident with his touch >he's genuinely doing amazing now. I'm so f------ worked up. >didn't realize my t--- could get that sensitive >his pants come off >not circumcised He was almost perfect
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon) 13:49:48 No.77935675 >cute face >thin femboyish frame >autistic in a cute way and not a psycho way >gets flustered when I drop hints that I like him >finally get this sperg in bed despite him missing most of my signals >that kinda makes him cute though. Glad he's not pushy >his hands are shaky at first, I'm certain this is his first time >his inhibitions slowly melt away and he gets more confident with his touch >he's genuinely doing amazing now. I'm so f------ worked up. >didn't realize my t--- could get that sensitive >his pants come off >not circumcised He was almost perfect

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It was a simpler, grittier time | /r/Greentext

[PROTOTYPE] MATURE 17+ M CONTENT RATED BY ESRB ACTIVISION Prototype-1087811174.jpg 408 KB JPG >unabashedly edgy af >is technically a superhero game but has no MCU quips >setting is actually played straight >protagonist is a true anti-hero who is never redeemed, lore makes him out to be downright evil >everyone is a bastard and the world theyre in is f----- beyond any hope of salvation why dont we get edgekino like this anymore?
[PROTOTYPE] MATURE 17+ M CONTENT RATED BY ESRB ACTIVISION Prototype-1087811174.jpg 408 KB JPG >unabashedly edgy af >is technically a superhero game but has no MCU quips >setting is actually played straight >protagonist is a true anti-hero who is never redeemed, lore makes him out to be downright evil >everyone is a bastard and the world theyre in is f----- beyond any hope of salvation why dont we get edgekino like this anymore?

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Anon doesn't want kids | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Do people actually want kids? 240 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)00:22:06 No.78050329 >be me 22 y/o >mom asks me how im gonna provide for kids as a warehouse wagie >tell her I don't plan on ever having a wife or kids >she gets hysterical >visible_confusion.png Do.. do people actually expect kids out of you? Who the f--- looks at the world around them and thinks to themselves "wow I want to birth life into this hellhole."? Since I was a kid I knew I never wanted to deal with the stress that comes with having a wife or kids. I love my independence way too much. And I don't think the struggles that come with life is worth it whatsoever. That's why I started isolating myself once I became 13 and became a hermit. Now I'm a practising monk. I've completely killed my sex drive and I have no interest in the physical world or my biological desires.
: Anonymous Do people actually want kids? 240 KB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)00:22:06 No.78050329 >be me 22 y/o >mom asks me how im gonna provide for kids as a warehouse wagie >tell her I don't plan on ever having a wife or kids >she gets hysterical >visible_confusion.png Do.. do people actually expect kids out of you? Who the f--- looks at the world around them and thinks to themselves "wow I want to birth life into this hellhole."? Since I was a kid I knew I never wanted to deal with the stress that comes with having a wife or kids. I love my independence way too much. And I don't think the struggles that come with life is worth it whatsoever. That's why I started isolating myself once I became 13 and became a hermit. Now I'm a practising monk. I've completely killed my sex drive and I have no interest in the physical world or my biological desires.

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: Anonymous (ID: ¡GAaiULp) 1800 07/04/24(Thu)23:32:32 No.473079042 Gimmie 45T! Hey! PRESENT DAY Go back to India! Stop leeching! Slowly taking back what's mine. 1718573288565667.jpg 227 KB JPG Why are white scum like this. They steal everything from India and have the nerve to call us leeches. Anonymous (ID: gmgoJt80) 07/04/24(Thu)23:33:13 No.473079098 Mandate of Heaven @HongqiN701 Jul 2 Indians will literally cook their food directly on top of cow poop. (With direct contact) Patna Famous Cowdung Wala Litti Chokha Rs. 25/- Only | Patna Street... INDIA EAT MANIA 2M views 2 years ago 24 £331 956 229 drishtadyumna @drishtadyumna Replying to @HongqiN701 8:19 cow dung tastes dope with some peri-peri powder and MSG yall chings won't get it Jul 2, 2024 3:00 PM UTC 10 11 55 17 Jul 2
: Anonymous (ID: ¡GAaiULp) 1800 07/04/24(Thu)23:32:32 No.473079042 Gimmie 45T! Hey! PRESENT DAY Go back to India! Stop leeching! Slowly taking back what's mine. 1718573288565667.jpg 227 KB JPG Why are white scum like this. They steal everything from India and have the nerve to call us leeches. Anonymous (ID: gmgoJt80) 07/04/24(Thu)23:33:13 No.473079098 Mandate of Heaven @HongqiN701 Jul 2 Indians will literally cook their food directly on top of cow poop. (With direct contact) Patna Famous Cowdung Wala Litti Chokha Rs. 25/- Only | Patna Street... INDIA EAT MANIA 2M views 2 years ago 24 £331 956 229 drishtadyumna @drishtadyumna Replying to @HongqiN701 8:19 cow dung tastes dope with some peri-peri powder and MSG yall chings won't get it Jul 2, 2024 3:00 PM UTC 10 11 55 17 Jul 2

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Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)05:49:58 No.3540056 File: 1681601509335818.png (85 KB, 393x355) stop doomposting stop posting reddit screenshots no one cares what those n------ are doing Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)09:01:41 No.3540197 File: 1710376898793990.gif (2.24 MB, 600x338) >>3540089 We need to doompost, post reddit screenshots and care about what these n------ are doing SOMEWHERE Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:05:38 No.3540246 >>3540248 >>3540340 >>3540089 That's what everyone mentally stable was hopping. But n------, zoomers and normalfags need to doompost about the "normies" ruining the ebin schizokino game Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:13:15 No.3540248 >>3540246 >whines about doomposting >proceeds to doompost Like cockwork
Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)05:49:58 No.3540056 File: 1681601509335818.png (85 KB, 393x355) stop doomposting stop posting reddit screenshots no one cares what those n------ are doing Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)09:01:41 No.3540197 File: 1710376898793990.gif (2.24 MB, 600x338) >>3540089 We need to doompost, post reddit screenshots and care about what these n------ are doing SOMEWHERE Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:05:38 No.3540246 >>3540248 >>3540340 >>3540089 That's what everyone mentally stable was hopping. But n------, zoomers and normalfags need to doompost about the "normies" ruining the ebin schizokino game Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:13:15 No.3540248 >>3540246 >whines about doomposting >proceeds to doompost Like cockwork

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