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lune R 62 KB PNG 12/30/23(Sat)20:59:22 No.75946649 >1 year ago >was f------ around on instagram and saw a friend was live >got in and started insulting him in the chat for no reason >he starts answering the insults calling me a "nerd retarded hacker" >one of his friends DMs me >it's a goth mommy >she starts saying that she likes nerdy shy boys >i show myself to her >she doesnt mind that i look like a goblin >first time a girl isnt disgusted by me >she videocalls me every evening for an entire month >she says that she might want to start a relationship in the future >she basically says she wants to f--- me tied in a bed, im so happy >since i'm very passive, i never text her first, but she didnt seem to mind it >she stops texting me >didnt text her, not because i dont want to, but because im scared of doing it >we stop talking and haven't heard from her in months is there any chance i can get her back? she was the only thing that made me happy in years. how can i find other girls that might like people like me? apparently there are, idk where to find em.
lune R 62 KB PNG 12/30/23(Sat)20:59:22 No.75946649 >1 year ago >was f------ around on instagram and saw a friend was live >got in and started insulting him in the chat for no reason >he starts answering the insults calling me a "nerd retarded hacker" >one of his friends DMs me >it's a goth mommy >she starts saying that she likes nerdy shy boys >i show myself to her >she doesnt mind that i look like a goblin >first time a girl isnt disgusted by me >she videocalls me every evening for an entire month >she says that she might want to start a relationship in the future >she basically says she wants to f--- me tied in a bed, im so happy >since i'm very passive, i never text her first, but she didnt seem to mind it >she stops texting me >didnt text her, not because i dont want to, but because im scared of doing it >we stop talking and haven't heard from her in months is there any chance i can get her back? she was the only thing that made me happy in years. how can i find other girls that might like people like me? apparently there are, idk where to find em.

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

OR EVEN HAVING SEX. ...I DON'T MIND KISS- ING... IF IT'S YOU... R: 7 How to cope with not being a Chad?: You will never be a Chad You will never take a girl virginity You will never be a girl first sexual experience Even if you get laid you won't be her first, Chads has already run through her and you get his sloppy seconds
OR EVEN HAVING SEX. ...I DON'T MIND KISS- ING... IF IT'S YOU... R: 7 How to cope with not being a Chad?: You will never be a Chad You will never take a girl virginity You will never be a girl first sexual experience Even if you get laid you won't be her first, Chads has already run through her and you get his sloppy seconds

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Anon sings | /r/Greentext

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Anon refuses to give up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous once more into the breach 12/30/23(Sat)01:48:54 No.75937524 7 KB JPG >be me >26 alone and depressed as f--- >think about why I haven't killed myself yet >remember all the pain my mom endured to raise me while widowed. >think of the sheer anguish she would feel if I took my own life >think about how marching onward with life, no matter how pathetic and hopeless I feel, is the ultimate act of defiance against the cold, uncaring, and meaningless nature of the universe >sigh and go to work
: Anonymous once more into the breach 12/30/23(Sat)01:48:54 No.75937524 7 KB JPG >be me >26 alone and depressed as f--- >think about why I haven't killed myself yet >remember all the pain my mom endured to raise me while widowed. >think of the sheer anguish she would feel if I took my own life >think about how marching onward with life, no matter how pathetic and hopeless I feel, is the ultimate act of defiance against the cold, uncaring, and meaningless nature of the universe >sigh and go to work

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Anon is a bro-con. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 443 KB JPG 04/13/23(Thu)18:00:38 No.30517873 >older brother got kicked out of the house because he was caught having sex with our sister >tfw i was completely left out and didn't get big brother sex This is cis girl privilege at its peak...
: Anonymous 443 KB JPG 04/13/23(Thu)18:00:38 No.30517873 >older brother got kicked out of the house because he was caught having sex with our sister >tfw i was completely left out and didn't get big brother sex This is cis girl privilege at its peak...

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Refused Affections | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat) 20:04:05 No.911585509 >Be teen >Girls say "ugg guys my age are so immature" >Several lonely years later, I'm mid 20s >Can finally hit on younger girls >"Umm why is this older guy asking me out?" Why are women like this?
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat) 20:04:05 No.911585509 >Be teen >Girls say "ugg guys my age are so immature" >Several lonely years later, I'm mid 20s >Can finally hit on younger girls >"Umm why is this older guy asking me out?" Why are women like this?

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Purr-fectly Similar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My cat is a lot like me 2.62 MB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)21:12:47 No.75946773 >Cat is stand offish >She will come around and sit in a corner of the room I'm in >Roommates and I will pet her, but she'll just walk away and sit out of reach >This morning, the roommates were all gone >House is finally quiet >I'm on the couch eating breakfast >Cat comes over >Sits near me >I motion for her to come lay on the blanket >She finally comes over, circles, and lays on me >I read and pet her all morning >Roommates come home, the noise spooks her, and she leaves again >I'm happy that I got to spend my morning with the cat
Anonymous My cat is a lot like me 2.62 MB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)21:12:47 No.75946773 >Cat is stand offish >She will come around and sit in a corner of the room I'm in >Roommates and I will pet her, but she'll just walk away and sit out of reach >This morning, the roommates were all gone >House is finally quiet >I'm on the couch eating breakfast >Cat comes over >Sits near me >I motion for her to come lay on the blanket >She finally comes over, circles, and lays on me >I read and pet her all morning >Roommates come home, the noise spooks her, and she leaves again >I'm happy that I got to spend my morning with the cat

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Too much blue milk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 23:30:18 No.194053115 A33676E4-1BC0-4DE8-BA70-111 DCB03F897.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the greatest heroes of the modern age >make him attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep because he had a bad dream What the F--- was Disney thinking?
: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 23:30:18 No.194053115 A33676E4-1BC0-4DE8-BA70-111 DCB03F897.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the greatest heroes of the modern age >make him attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep because he had a bad dream What the F--- was Disney thinking?

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The Peculiar Theft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 449 KB GIF 12/30/23(Sat)21:55:59 No.75947162 >buy car >insure it against theft >set up CCTV footage near it >record myself "stealing" it >file vin and engine numbers, remove plates >sell it on the black market >claim insurance using footage >buy newer, fancier car So what's stopping me from doing this, where's the flaw
Anonymous 449 KB GIF 12/30/23(Sat)21:55:59 No.75947162 >buy car >insure it against theft >set up CCTV footage near it >record myself "stealing" it >file vin and engine numbers, remove plates >sell it on the black market >claim insurance using footage >buy newer, fancier car So what's stopping me from doing this, where's the flaw

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anon finally unlocks true potential | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/23(Sun)01:23:59 No.911583925 >>911584043 >be me just now >decide to test to see if I have psychic powers >go to random number generator >generate number between 1-1000 >close eyes >concentrate as hard as I can to guess what the number is >861 pops into my mind >look at screen >its 861 >mfw Nobody will believe me but this actually just happened Anonymous 12/31/23(Sun)01:26:05 No.911584001 ►
Anonymous 12/31/23(Sun)01:23:59 No.911583925 >>911584043 >be me just now >decide to test to see if I have psychic powers >go to random number generator >generate number between 1-1000 >close eyes >concentrate as hard as I can to guess what the number is >861 pops into my mind >look at screen >its 861 >mfw Nobody will believe me but this actually just happened Anonymous 12/31/23(Sun)01:26:05 No.911584001 ►

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based and fosspilled | /r/Greentext

No. 87950513 20 minutes ago fb7.jpg JPG 51.8 KiB 1080x607 >pirate software >donate to FOSS alternative Such is the life of a king. 1 reply :
No. 87950513 20 minutes ago fb7.jpg JPG 51.8 KiB 1080x607 >pirate software >donate to FOSS alternative Such is the life of a king. 1 reply :

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Dollhouse Dreams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous anyone into doll collecting 44 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)23:41:59 No.75936620 as a kid i used to watch/collect monster high dolls but grew out of it and now want to do it again as an adult, but: >they changed the race of draculaura, she was romanian but now shes chinese >frankie (one of my favourites) is now a non binary amputee >twyla is a mentally retarded autist (im autistic too but f--- you) >every character that was black or whatever is now "mixed race" or "biracial" >lagoona blue is now pink, had an entire design overhaul that was unnecessary i cant even make this s--- up. they were also selling monster high micro skirts for kids between the ages of 4-9. i dont think i can support it but i miss the dolls
Anonymous anyone into doll collecting 44 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)23:41:59 No.75936620 as a kid i used to watch/collect monster high dolls but grew out of it and now want to do it again as an adult, but: >they changed the race of draculaura, she was romanian but now shes chinese >frankie (one of my favourites) is now a non binary amputee >twyla is a mentally retarded autist (im autistic too but f--- you) >every character that was black or whatever is now "mixed race" or "biracial" >lagoona blue is now pink, had an entire design overhaul that was unnecessary i cant even make this s--- up. they were also selling monster high micro skirts for kids between the ages of 4-9. i dont think i can support it but i miss the dolls

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Anon's favorite pornstars are all dead | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)12:39:28 No. 12792011 ► >watching Dakota Skye p--- >learn later that day she died two years ago >okwtf.jpg >Amber Rayne >died in 2016 >she was one of my favorites, like August Ames >who also died back in 2017 >suddenly have this urge to check on my favorite pornstars >died in 2017 >Cody Lane >died in 2021 >Shyla Stylez >died in 2017 >Hunter Bryce >died in 2011, I thought she just retired w-- >Yurizan Beltran >never cared about the guys in p--- but liked Billy Glide because he was usually pretty hilarious in the prelude segments >died in 2014 WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE PORNSTARS DEAD?!
Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)12:39:28 No. 12792011 ► >watching Dakota Skye p--- >learn later that day she died two years ago >okwtf.jpg >Amber Rayne >died in 2016 >she was one of my favorites, like August Ames >who also died back in 2017 >suddenly have this urge to check on my favorite pornstars >died in 2017 >Cody Lane >died in 2021 >Shyla Stylez >died in 2017 >Hunter Bryce >died in 2011, I thought she just retired w-- >Yurizan Beltran >never cared about the guys in p--- but liked Billy Glide because he was usually pretty hilarious in the prelude segments >died in 2014 WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE PORNSTARS DEAD?!

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Anon makes some friends at the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)15:36:09 No.73184059 40yearoldme.jpg 36 KB JPG >>73184034 (OP) # Same thing happen with me my brother. >be me >strongest man in Albania >at gym doing goat tosses >dyel zoomer comes up to me >you done with that goat? >i tell him three more tosses >give him goat days pass >maxing out the sand machine >zoomer approaches with his clan >anon you are so strong he can toss goats so high gym is not so lonely anymore
: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)15:36:09 No.73184059 40yearoldme.jpg 36 KB JPG >>73184034 (OP) # Same thing happen with me my brother. >be me >strongest man in Albania >at gym doing goat tosses >dyel zoomer comes up to me >you done with that goat? >i tell him three more tosses >give him goat days pass >maxing out the sand machine >zoomer approaches with his clan >anon you are so strong he can toss goats so high gym is not so lonely anymore

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Neoooooooo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)23:22:32 No.911575995 IMG_5149.jpg 93 KB JPG >NEOOOO0000000O COME TO THE CAVE FOR THE MEDIOCRE TRINITY P---- NEOOOOOO LEAVE MONICA BELUCCI INSIDE THE MATRIX TO BE MILKED FOR ELECTRICITY NEOOOOOOOOOO
: Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)23:22:32 No.911575995 IMG_5149.jpg 93 KB JPG >NEOOOO0000000O COME TO THE CAVE FOR THE MEDIOCRE TRINITY P---- NEOOOOOO LEAVE MONICA BELUCCI INSIDE THE MATRIX TO BE MILKED FOR ELECTRICITY NEOOOOOOOOOO

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The Unintended Adoration | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.84 MB GIF 12/30/23(Sat)04:36:43 No.75938426 >give a guy a bit of attention >he becomes obsessed with me and makes it very awkward >emotionally blackmails me into responding to him, I have to be the bad guy to get him to stop why does it have to be like this?
Anonymous 3.84 MB GIF 12/30/23(Sat)04:36:43 No.75938426 >give a guy a bit of attention >he becomes obsessed with me and makes it very awkward >emotionally blackmails me into responding to him, I have to be the bad guy to get him to stop why does it have to be like this?

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Anon’s cousin has a presentation. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 151 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)13:44:51 No.75931634 >cousin has to do presentation >about socrates >tell him to prepare some things before coming over >didn't do it >eventually get tired of doing everything on my own >let him handle it on his own while I watch and >we research it together >help him out a lot correct him >no reading comprehension >no basic tech ability >no logical thinking >nothing >complains that it's a lot more to read than his Tupac presentation 1 Reply >... >tell him to come back tomorrow and do some research again >"I don't have Wikipedia." : Anonymous >you do >"No, I only have Google." >... God, what did I do wrong to deserve this? View Thread 12/29/23(Fri)13:46:11 No.75931653 Of course you have Wikipedia it came free with your f------ Xbox
Anonymous 151 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)13:44:51 No.75931634 >cousin has to do presentation >about socrates >tell him to prepare some things before coming over >didn't do it >eventually get tired of doing everything on my own >let him handle it on his own while I watch and >we research it together >help him out a lot correct him >no reading comprehension >no basic tech ability >no logical thinking >nothing >complains that it's a lot more to read than his Tupac presentation 1 Reply >... >tell him to come back tomorrow and do some research again >"I don't have Wikipedia." : Anonymous >you do >"No, I only have Google." >... God, what did I do wrong to deserve this? View Thread 12/29/23(Fri)13:46:11 No.75931653 Of course you have Wikipedia it came free with your f------ Xbox

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Anon meets a real gangster | /r/Greentext

29m (12/30 18:12) 911565077-2 Re.0 Img . JPG 100KB (918 × 944) · 2021-02-03 22-19-53.jpg 1 Reply >work at adult store >sitting at work today >guy walks in and starts loudly talking about how he is going to new jersey for the holiday to sell p---- >very stereotypical "im a white gangster" persona >very forward with his intentions to commit human trafficking this coming week >acting drunk or high, no pupil dilation and no smell of alcohol or weed or anything >keeps using slang that fell out of the normie lexicon in like 2015 >"this guy's a f------ cop" >fake h----- whos with him looks too non-crackwhoreish >playing with $20 smoke shop knife while at register, unaware of the .38 just above my ass crack and his precarious position as he puts on this display of faggotry >pays with card >very little cash in wallet for someone who engages in high-value illicit activities >"this guy is definitely a f------ cop" >nog who was sifting through p--- dvds in the back pipes up "that was a cop" >"yeah i know" Your tax dollars at work, America.
29m (12/30 18:12) 911565077-2 Re.0 Img . JPG 100KB (918 × 944) · 2021-02-03 22-19-53.jpg 1 Reply >work at adult store >sitting at work today >guy walks in and starts loudly talking about how he is going to new jersey for the holiday to sell p---- >very stereotypical "im a white gangster" persona >very forward with his intentions to commit human trafficking this coming week >acting drunk or high, no pupil dilation and no smell of alcohol or weed or anything >keeps using slang that fell out of the normie lexicon in like 2015 >"this guy's a f------ cop" >fake h----- whos with him looks too non-crackwhoreish >playing with $20 smoke shop knife while at register, unaware of the .38 just above my ass crack and his precarious position as he puts on this display of faggotry >pays with card >very little cash in wallet for someone who engages in high-value illicit activities >"this guy is definitely a f------ cop" >nog who was sifting through p--- dvds in the back pipes up "that was a cop" >"yeah i know" Your tax dollars at work, America.

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The Curious Dissenter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)01:14:26 No.75937286 I've seen the pipeline of >straight micro celebrity known for being good looking >people hype them up too much >they open an onlyfans >Goes well for a couple months just posting low effort s--- >they start scissoring if they're female and topping twinks if they're male when money runs dry 33 KB JPG way too many TIMES Why's everyone so willing to become a prostitute nowadays?
Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)01:14:26 No.75937286 I've seen the pipeline of >straight micro celebrity known for being good looking >people hype them up too much >they open an onlyfans >Goes well for a couple months just posting low effort s--- >they start scissoring if they're female and topping twinks if they're male when money runs dry 33 KB JPG way too many TIMES Why's everyone so willing to become a prostitute nowadays?

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ONE GAME!! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # 12/30/23(Sat)18:11:02 No.662229642 Anonymous >>662229614 # nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 # >>662232346 # >>662232450 #
Anonymous 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # 12/30/23(Sat)18:11:02 No.662229642 Anonymous >>662229614 # nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 # >>662232346 # >>662232450 #

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