Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Think of what we could be instead | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)19:25:12 No.79071265 >aging >realising I'm almost 3 quarters of the way to 40 >im going to be 40 one day if I dont kill myself >im going to literally be a 40 year old khh virgin rotting in my bedroom on vidya like I've done every single day of my life so far, doing toxic menial labour until I go completely insane, go homeless permanently and die from exposure I have to die oh my god I HAVE to die SOON Im going to do something to speed it up today, idk what yet. clean my house / buy a suicide-kit / wipe my tech, idk but I'll do something I am NOT going to be a 40 year old version of today's me, what a horrific thought

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)19:25:12 No.79071265 >aging >realising I'm almost 3 quarters of the way to 40 >im going to be 40 one day if I dont kill myself >im going to literally be a 40 year old khh virgin rotting in my bedroom on vidya like I've done every single day of my life so far, doing toxic menial labour until I go completely insane, go homeless permanently and die from exposure I have to die oh my god I HAVE to die SOON Im going to do something to speed it up today, idk what yet. clean my house / buy a suicide-kit / wipe my tech, idk but I'll do something I am NOT going to be a 40 year old version of today's me, what a horrific thought

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon with insomnia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sleepy time is for sleazy joos(...) 10/09/24(Wed)16:35:53 No.79071354 33 KB JPG with my dog >be me, khv >suffer from insomnia >constantly get pumped full of meds by doctors >always annoyed and ashamed by not being able to sleep >one night say "f--- it" >throw meds out of my window and snuggle >blast bladee while doomscrolling on IG, plebbit, yt, etc >got to sleep around 5am, best night I ever had I don't care if I'm going to get some early onset dementia by doing this but this is the most stress free I've ever been

Anonymous Sleepy time is for sleazy joos(...) 10/09/24(Wed)16:35:53 No.79071354 33 KB JPG with my dog >be me, khv >suffer from insomnia >constantly get pumped full of meds by doctors >always annoyed and ashamed by not being able to sleep >one night say "f--- it" >throw meds out of my window and snuggle >blast bladee while doomscrolling on IG, plebbit, yt, etc >got to sleep around 5am, best night I ever had I don't care if I'm going to get some early onset dementia by doing this but this is the most stress free I've ever been

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Reich Research | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SMOKY MOUNTAINS 06/25/24(Tue) 07:38:20 No.2747858 VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at Anakeesta concession stand by: Hannah Moore, Hope McAlee Posted: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT Updated: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT SHARE f x in Screenshot 2024-06-24 191948.jpg 62 KB JPG >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest >wander around the place looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--?

Anonymous SMOKY MOUNTAINS 06/25/24(Tue) 07:38:20 No.2747858 VIDEO: Black bear startles guests, employee at Anakeesta concession stand by: Hannah Moore, Hope McAlee Posted: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT Updated: Jun 24, 2024 / 01:45 PM EDT SHARE f x in Screenshot 2024-06-24 191948.jpg 62 KB JPG >be black bear >see a nature park built directly in the middle of my forest >wander around the place looking for food >see a woman, run away scared shitless >get a f------ hit squad send out to euthanize me >die and enter a higher plane of existence >mfw humans on the other side of the continent heard about my death and are talking about how scary I was and how they would shoot me faster if they saw me in person w--?

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Coming of age | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 387 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)15:41:08 No.79069420 >be me >get a gf for first time >making out with her for a while >I end up c------ in my pants from it >feels weird so I stop and go change >come back >she asks me what's wrong >I tell her what happened >she says that I'm adorable >resume making out and she seems even more into it It was pretty embarrassing, but I'm surprised she thought it was cute. I thought it would be a turnoff. Would women usually like if a guy orgasms from just kissing?

Anonymous 387 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)15:41:08 No.79069420 >be me >get a gf for first time >making out with her for a while >I end up c------ in my pants from it >feels weird so I stop and go change >come back >she asks me what's wrong >I tell her what happened >she says that I'm adorable >resume making out and she seems even more into it It was pretty embarrassing, but I'm surprised she thought it was cute. I thought it would be a turnoff. Would women usually like if a guy orgasms from just kissing?

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is amazed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Rockstar Games R₁ 51 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed) 13:14:23 No.497739629 >goes radio silent for decades >randomly dropping trailers, just because they have to >trailers become instant hits >goes radio silent for years again >randomly releasing blockbuster games, just because they have to >breaks sales records each time generating billions >goes radio silent again >refuses to elaborate further Is Rockstar the ultimate gigachad in the gaming industry?

: Anonymous Rockstar Games R₁ 51 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed) 13:14:23 No.497739629 >goes radio silent for decades >randomly dropping trailers, just because they have to >trailers become instant hits >goes radio silent for years again >randomly releasing blockbuster games, just because they have to >breaks sales records each time generating billions >goes radio silent again >refuses to elaborate further Is Rockstar the ultimate gigachad in the gaming industry?

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Milton ruins a vacation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:47:25 No.484244281 >>484244433 I hope this p------------ gets killed by shear tomorrow so I can enjoy my god damn vacation. I refuse to let a hurricane named Milton ruin my fun. Anonymous (ID: yaQpyST+) 10/08/24(Tue)21:49:28 No.484244433 ►>>>484244488 >>484244495 >>484244497 >>484244590 >>484244610 >>484244645 >>484244674 >>484244281 rolling for it to ruin your vacation Anonymous (ID: Wb3JPwqx) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:02 No.484244488 >>484244610 >>484244433 oof Anonymous (ID: C8M07tqd) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:16 No.484244674 ► File: 1712274277242484.jpg (137 KB, 593x399) >>484244433 Six Cats (ID: g3QgsUz3) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:37 No.484244777 ►>>484244882 >>484244914 >>484244929 >>484244975 File: IMG_6878.jpg (39 KB, 500x428) Anonymous (ID: e9k9TmW) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:06 No.484244495 >>484244610 File: bruh.png (134 KB, 244x265) >>484244433 Anonymous (ID: W1ey5Yu) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:47 No.484244707 ► >>484244433 >>484244281 Sorry wagie, your vacation days are up, time to go back to the cagie Anonymous (ID: Orl73QY9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:21 No.484244749 ► File: 1712464263551218.png (1.63 MB, 2560x1440) You'd best start believing in dubs threads, Anon. Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:07 No.484244497 >>484244610 >>484244433 F--- you man. Seriously. >>484244433 Based Lutz guy (ID: MYJMEQ/9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:14 No.484244590 Anonymous (ID: kt6Dwc5n) 10/08/24(Tue)21:55:19 No.484244927 File: 1629741734755.jpg (133 KB, 788x640) >>484244433 Nice Anonymous (ID: WirVcg17) + 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:27 No.484244610 File: 1622253691513.jpg (152 KB, 768x610) >>484244433 >>484244488 >>484244433 >44433 I'm Not even surprise You're in one! >>484244433 Incredible Anonymous (ID: 9p3lbZwY) 10/08/24(Tue)22:00:26 No.484245361 File: 1000092548.jpg (87 KB, 750x1000) >>484244433 Oh dear >>484244495 >>484244497 KEK Anonymous (ID: VhkB00d1) [10/08/24(Tue)21:51:50 No.484244645 ► >>484244433 KWAB Anonymous (ID: my4Eg9DK) [10/08/24(Tue)21:56:03 No.484244981 >>484244433 >>484244777 Checked Anonymous (ID: GwkZcSLK) 10/08/24(Tue)21:56:32 No.484245023 File: 6527435.png (314 KB, 717x436) Anonymous (ID: IsdE/Hig) 10/08/24(Tue)22:08:06 No.484245972 >>484246078 File: 1726022735201812.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >>484244433 IT'S OVER Oh s---! >>484244433 kek I hope he can get a refund.

Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:47:25 No.484244281 >>484244433 I hope this p------------ gets killed by shear tomorrow so I can enjoy my god damn vacation. I refuse to let a hurricane named Milton ruin my fun. Anonymous (ID: yaQpyST+) 10/08/24(Tue)21:49:28 No.484244433 ►>>>484244488 >>484244495 >>484244497 >>484244590 >>484244610 >>484244645 >>484244674 >>484244281 rolling for it to ruin your vacation Anonymous (ID: Wb3JPwqx) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:02 No.484244488 >>484244610 >>484244433 oof Anonymous (ID: C8M07tqd) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:16 No.484244674 ► File: 1712274277242484.jpg (137 KB, 593x399) >>484244433 Six Cats (ID: g3QgsUz3) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:37 No.484244777 ►>>484244882 >>484244914 >>484244929 >>484244975 File: IMG_6878.jpg (39 KB, 500x428) Anonymous (ID: e9k9TmW) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:06 No.484244495 >>484244610 File: bruh.png (134 KB, 244x265) >>484244433 Anonymous (ID: W1ey5Yu) 10/08/24(Tue)21:52:47 No.484244707 ► >>484244433 >>484244281 Sorry wagie, your vacation days are up, time to go back to the cagie Anonymous (ID: Orl73QY9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:53:21 No.484244749 ► File: 1712464263551218.png (1.63 MB, 2560x1440) You'd best start believing in dubs threads, Anon. Anonymous (ID: +3Badngo) 10/08/24(Tue)21:50:07 No.484244497 >>484244610 >>484244433 F--- you man. Seriously. >>484244433 Based Lutz guy (ID: MYJMEQ/9) 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:14 No.484244590 Anonymous (ID: kt6Dwc5n) 10/08/24(Tue)21:55:19 No.484244927 File: 1629741734755.jpg (133 KB, 788x640) >>484244433 Nice Anonymous (ID: WirVcg17) + 10/08/24(Tue)21:51:27 No.484244610 File: 1622253691513.jpg (152 KB, 768x610) >>484244433 >>484244488 >>484244433 >44433 I'm Not even surprise You're in one! >>484244433 Incredible Anonymous (ID: 9p3lbZwY) 10/08/24(Tue)22:00:26 No.484245361 File: 1000092548.jpg (87 KB, 750x1000) >>484244433 Oh dear >>484244495 >>484244497 KEK Anonymous (ID: VhkB00d1) [10/08/24(Tue)21:51:50 No.484244645 ► >>484244433 KWAB Anonymous (ID: my4Eg9DK) [10/08/24(Tue)21:56:03 No.484244981 >>484244433 >>484244777 Checked Anonymous (ID: GwkZcSLK) 10/08/24(Tue)21:56:32 No.484245023 File: 6527435.png (314 KB, 717x436) Anonymous (ID: IsdE/Hig) 10/08/24(Tue)22:08:06 No.484245972 >>484246078 File: 1726022735201812.jpg (60 KB, 1024x1024) >>484244433 IT'S OVER Oh s---! >>484244433 kek I hope he can get a refund.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon did not cook | /r/Greentext

File: fjs.jpg (3.72 MB, 4032x3024) Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:10:46 No.70910738 >>70910750 >>70910753 >>70910800 >>70910807 >>>70911109 >>70911535 >>70911593 >>70911605 >>70911846 >>70912633 >>70912678 >>70912714 >>70913068 >>70913340 >>70913959 >>70913976 >>70914790 >>70915290 >>70915378 >>70915472 >>70916664 >>70916772 >>70917184 >>70917985 >>70920343 >>70920866 >>70921034 >>70921616 Post /fit/ meals This is what I ate today 500g ground beef and 200g feta cheese Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:11:58 No.70910750 >>70910738 (OP) jesus christ I hope you cooked that >>70910756 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:20 No.70910753 >>70910756 >>70910738 (OP) You did cook it right? Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:52 No.70910756 >>70910772 >>70910947 >>70916665 >>70910753 >>70910750 No

File: fjs.jpg (3.72 MB, 4032x3024) Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:10:46 No.70910738 >>70910750 >>70910753 >>70910800 >>70910807 >>>70911109 >>70911535 >>70911593 >>70911605 >>70911846 >>70912633 >>70912678 >>70912714 >>70913068 >>70913340 >>70913959 >>70913976 >>70914790 >>70915290 >>70915378 >>70915472 >>70916664 >>70916772 >>70917184 >>70917985 >>70920343 >>70920866 >>70921034 >>70921616 Post /fit/ meals This is what I ate today 500g ground beef and 200g feta cheese Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:11:58 No.70910750 >>70910738 (OP) jesus christ I hope you cooked that >>70910756 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:20 No.70910753 >>70910756 >>70910738 (OP) You did cook it right? Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:12:52 No.70910756 >>70910772 >>70910947 >>70916665 >>70910753 >>70910750 No

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

I'll wash my mouth, but still taste you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Should I break it off? Do you feel that Mr Bond? That martini was made with American tap water, you are now a retarded f----- yes 71 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)13:26:52 No.79068533 >me and gf live in separate but close towns >both royal f--- ups at life >week ago, my birthday >we've only met a month ago so I didn't ask for any gifts >consoled her as she was crying on the phone about her life >on my birthday, till 1 am >even though I go to work at 7 >but ok, I love her >week passes >barely texts me or replies to me >blames it on antidepressants and other stuff I feel like there's an imbalance of energy. Like I'm the only one willing to waste my time to give my partner attention. It's an emotional black hole. I doubt it will go back to normal.

Anonymous Should I break it off? Do you feel that Mr Bond? That martini was made with American tap water, you are now a retarded f----- yes 71 KB JPG 10/09/24(Wed)13:26:52 No.79068533 >me and gf live in separate but close towns >both royal f--- ups at life >week ago, my birthday >we've only met a month ago so I didn't ask for any gifts >consoled her as she was crying on the phone about her life >on my birthday, till 1 am >even though I go to work at 7 >but ok, I love her >week passes >barely texts me or replies to me >blames it on antidepressants and other stuff I feel like there's an imbalance of energy. Like I'm the only one willing to waste my time to give my partner attention. It's an emotional black hole. I doubt it will go back to normal.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Better on my own | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird

Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon was an android user | /r/Greentext

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Italian rizz in action | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon suffers. a lot. | /r/Greentext

The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.

The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

O'Brians brain fart | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)09:50:06 No.204038491 985c82bf8b6e494812742f36b0832aad.jpg 136 KB JPG >turned down 28 million dollars for 8 million dollars and got screwed in the end anyway Kek, how was he so naive? Or was it his ego that made him believe he could surpass Jay Leno's views?

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)09:50:06 No.204038491 985c82bf8b6e494812742f36b0832aad.jpg 136 KB JPG >turned down 28 million dollars for 8 million dollars and got screwed in the end anyway Kek, how was he so naive? Or was it his ego that made him believe he could surpass Jay Leno's views?

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Kiwi Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon busts a myth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)00:41:38 No.204289562 MYTHBUSTERS 43273_1200x800.jpg 138 KB JPG >Grant dead >Jessi dead >Jamie might as well be dead >Adam is somehow even more insufferable now than he was on the show and also got outed as the R----- Blob >Kari hit the wall, got divorced, and was outed fishing for men on Tinder >Tory doing laundry detergent commercials that air on Pluto TV Very grim.

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)00:41:38 No.204289562 MYTHBUSTERS 43273_1200x800.jpg 138 KB JPG >Grant dead >Jessi dead >Jamie might as well be dead >Adam is somehow even more insufferable now than he was on the show and also got outed as the R----- Blob >Kari hit the wall, got divorced, and was outed fishing for men on Tinder >Tory doing laundry detergent commercials that air on Pluto TV Very grim.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Does anyone have that greentext of the ryan goslings all lying in the snow together? I've been trying to find it. (Image related, it's the ryan gosling from the greentext) | /r/Greentext

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

A nightmare on Insomnia street | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is not too fond of the new AVGN. | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon notices one of the boards spammers is missing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon has a sugar mommy | /r/Greentext

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

Greentext Stories

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext