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File: potter.jpg (52 KB, 640x320) Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:07:24 No.192395140 >>192395163 >>192395206 >>192395221 >>192395237 >>192395260 >>192395337 >>192395374 >>192395386 >>192395551 >>192395722 The pile of gold that was in Harry's ownership appears to be roughly 60kg. At the time of the movies release, 60kg of gold was only worth about $597,000 So he barely qualified as middle class Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:16:30 No. 192395314 >>192395539 harry potter was the most entitled kid in the world >was the most famous person in wizard england >had an ancient protection spell on him >had an extra life from the part of voldemort's soul >had a s--- ton of money inherited >had a deathly hallow inherited >recieved top of the line broom for free TWICE >> Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu)22:17:38 No. 192395326 >>192395349 >>192395372 >>192395393 >>192395314 And he still married Ginny Weasley >>192395326 >>192395409 Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:21:56 No. 192395393 >>192395326 >marrying a dumb bitch who can't even find a sweater when it's right THERE ON THE F------ CAT
File: potter.jpg (52 KB, 640x320) Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:07:24 No.192395140 >>192395163 >>192395206 >>192395221 >>192395237 >>192395260 >>192395337 >>192395374 >>192395386 >>192395551 >>192395722 The pile of gold that was in Harry's ownership appears to be roughly 60kg. At the time of the movies release, 60kg of gold was only worth about $597,000 So he barely qualified as middle class Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:16:30 No. 192395314 >>192395539 harry potter was the most entitled kid in the world >was the most famous person in wizard england >had an ancient protection spell on him >had an extra life from the part of voldemort's soul >had a s--- ton of money inherited >had a deathly hallow inherited >recieved top of the line broom for free TWICE >> Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu)22:17:38 No. 192395326 >>192395349 >>192395372 >>192395393 >>192395314 And he still married Ginny Weasley >>192395326 >>192395409 Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)22:21:56 No. 192395393 >>192395326 >marrying a dumb bitch who can't even find a sweater when it's right THERE ON THE F------ CAT

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46m (12/28 12:43) · 75914557 - 5 Re · 0 Img GIF-257KB (680 × 902) · RDT_20231225_0932223987385349637652923.gif 1 Reply why are you so mean to me >be hanging out with friends in community lounge >talk about stupid and retarded stuff >local goth girl sits near our table what the hell : >friends starts to talk about degenerate stuff like r--- and s--- all of the sudden so the goth girl can hear them
46m (12/28 12:43) · 75914557 - 5 Re · 0 Img GIF-257KB (680 × 902) · RDT_20231225_0932223987385349637652923.gif 1 Reply why are you so mean to me >be hanging out with friends in community lounge >talk about stupid and retarded stuff >local goth girl sits near our table what the hell : >friends starts to talk about degenerate stuff like r--- and s--- all of the sudden so the goth girl can hear them

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: Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)10:25:40 No.193894151 v8eHLGM.jpg 103 KB JPG >Marry a literal prince >How am I supposed to know how to curtsy for the Queen? No one warned me! Who was she kidding here?
: Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)10:25:40 No.193894151 v8eHLGM.jpg 103 KB JPG >Marry a literal prince >How am I supposed to know how to curtsy for the Queen? No one warned me! Who was she kidding here?

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b Nes089 764 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)04:16:51 No.75903152 >tripping on acid >meet with friend from wayback >see the devil in him. he freaks me out because hes tweaking on meth >haven't talked to him in 2 months >decide to cut him off because hes a tweaker now should i reach back out to him? Am i being a p---- and overreacting? pic unrelated
b Nes089 764 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)04:16:51 No.75903152 >tripping on acid >meet with friend from wayback >see the devil in him. he freaks me out because hes tweaking on meth >haven't talked to him in 2 months >decide to cut him off because hes a tweaker now should i reach back out to him? Am i being a p---- and overreacting? pic unrelated

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Anon licks a dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How f----- am I? 126 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)18:14:14 No.75910974 >Be at a co workers Christmas party >Turns out it is a college party >Desperate to make friends >qt 3.14s everywhere >Totally sperging out when talking to them >Almost give up and leave until they all say lets play truth or dare >Finally get to my turn >Choose dare because I am not a p---- >Someone dares me to do something disgusting >Idea to impress the qts with my skills in cunnilingus >Walk over to the small dog that was napping >Pick her up and start licking her ass >>75911016 # >Dog freaks out and bites me >Everyone in shock and staring at me >Go to bathroom and clean the blood up >Realize everyone stopped playing and moved to another room >Sneak out the window I cant be fired for this can I? Some of them took video of the incident. Anonymous >>75910974 (OP) # You are definitely in the right. They dared you to do something disgusting, and you did something disgusting. If they can't handle it, that's their problem. 12/27/23(Wed)18:17:06 No.75911004
Anonymous How f----- am I? 126 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)18:14:14 No.75910974 >Be at a co workers Christmas party >Turns out it is a college party >Desperate to make friends >qt 3.14s everywhere >Totally sperging out when talking to them >Almost give up and leave until they all say lets play truth or dare >Finally get to my turn >Choose dare because I am not a p---- >Someone dares me to do something disgusting >Idea to impress the qts with my skills in cunnilingus >Walk over to the small dog that was napping >Pick her up and start licking her ass >>75911016 # >Dog freaks out and bites me >Everyone in shock and staring at me >Go to bathroom and clean the blood up >Realize everyone stopped playing and moved to another room >Sneak out the window I cant be fired for this can I? Some of them took video of the incident. Anonymous >>75910974 (OP) # You are definitely in the right. They dared you to do something disgusting, and you did something disgusting. If they can't handle it, that's their problem. 12/27/23(Wed)18:17:06 No.75911004

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1h (12/28 3:27) · 75910567-2 Re.0 Img JPG 109KB (1203 × 903) Screenshot_20231225_015457_Chrome.jpg 1 Reply >be 15 female >go on omegle >some 17 year old guy tells me about the time he jerked his little brother off >tell him me and my sister used to masturbate together >i guess we're talking about intimate details of our life to strangers >he then asks me if I want to join this secret group where they have kids send nudes >w--.png >go on a rant about how he shouldn't be doing this s--- and that he should quit that group before he gets arrested >leave the chat >i wish i could've done something. That was an oppurtunity to out a group of pedophiles to fbi, and I pussied out >those kids could've gotten help if I just pretended to go along >still feel guilty What would you have done? I did think of joining the group as a spy, but I was worried the simple act of just going on that website will put me on a list, or they would think I'm guilty by association. Why didn't I do something?
1h (12/28 3:27) · 75910567-2 Re.0 Img JPG 109KB (1203 × 903) Screenshot_20231225_015457_Chrome.jpg 1 Reply >be 15 female >go on omegle >some 17 year old guy tells me about the time he jerked his little brother off >tell him me and my sister used to masturbate together >i guess we're talking about intimate details of our life to strangers >he then asks me if I want to join this secret group where they have kids send nudes >w--.png >go on a rant about how he shouldn't be doing this s--- and that he should quit that group before he gets arrested >leave the chat >i wish i could've done something. That was an oppurtunity to out a group of pedophiles to fbi, and I pussied out >those kids could've gotten help if I just pretended to go along >still feel guilty What would you have done? I did think of joining the group as a spy, but I was worried the simple act of just going on that website will put me on a list, or they would think I'm guilty by association. Why didn't I do something?

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Anon meets his female cousin for the first time | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)01:54:50 No.911403549 >I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion >Her dad, my uncle, was kind of a f--- up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family, so I didn't get to see him my cousin until I was 14 >She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle around whenever she laughed >When we first met, she didn't seem interested in me at all >She was always texting or listening to her IPod >Then, during dinner, I went back to my room to get my swim shorts so I could go to the river with the rest of my family >She stopped me on the way and pulled me behind the hotel room where my family was staying >"Wanna smoke some weed?" She said to me in an almost excited tone >"Sure", I said >We both ended up going to the swimming hole baked out of our minds >I immediately went into the water to wash the pot smell off, got out of the water and passed out on the bank >When I woke up she was sitting next to me >I could barely make out her silhouette in the setting sun >"You haven't smoked before have you?" >"no..." I said sheepishly >She laughed at me, but I didn't care >I was lost in her green eyes >We couldn't look away from each other, and slowly we moved our lips closer until they were less than a centimeter away from each other >Suddenly she turned away >"I can't" She said, choking back tears >"What's wrong?" I said in the most sympathetic tone I had ever spoken in. My breath was hanging on her next words >"I need about tree fiddy." >Now it was about that time that I realised that this girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Palaeozoic era. That god damn Loch Ness monster had tricked me again
:Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)01:54:50 No.911403549 >I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion >Her dad, my uncle, was kind of a f--- up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family, so I didn't get to see him my cousin until I was 14 >She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle around whenever she laughed >When we first met, she didn't seem interested in me at all >She was always texting or listening to her IPod >Then, during dinner, I went back to my room to get my swim shorts so I could go to the river with the rest of my family >She stopped me on the way and pulled me behind the hotel room where my family was staying >"Wanna smoke some weed?" She said to me in an almost excited tone >"Sure", I said >We both ended up going to the swimming hole baked out of our minds >I immediately went into the water to wash the pot smell off, got out of the water and passed out on the bank >When I woke up she was sitting next to me >I could barely make out her silhouette in the setting sun >"You haven't smoked before have you?" >"no..." I said sheepishly >She laughed at me, but I didn't care >I was lost in her green eyes >We couldn't look away from each other, and slowly we moved our lips closer until they were less than a centimeter away from each other >Suddenly she turned away >"I can't" She said, choking back tears >"What's wrong?" I said in the most sympathetic tone I had ever spoken in. My breath was hanging on her next words >"I need about tree fiddy." >Now it was about that time that I realised that this girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Palaeozoic era. That god damn Loch Ness monster had tricked me again

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Where I spend every waking moment | /r/Greentext

3h (12/28 1:45) 75909468 - 7 Re - 1 Img PNG 1MB (1643 × 1175) · 1696826334572225.png 4 Replies . 10 >will be turning 25 next May >have done nothing with my life since I was a kid >13-18 spent playing video games inside my room >19 - 24 spent neeting inside my room and now working remotely inside my room >never had friends >never had gf >never had sex >never made good memories What would you do in my situation? I don't know what to do, I'm thinking I'm just going to kms before 25
3h (12/28 1:45) 75909468 - 7 Re - 1 Img PNG 1MB (1643 × 1175) · 1696826334572225.png 4 Replies . 10 >will be turning 25 next May >have done nothing with my life since I was a kid >13-18 spent playing video games inside my room >19 - 24 spent neeting inside my room and now working remotely inside my room >never had friends >never had gf >never had sex >never made good memories What would you do in my situation? I don't know what to do, I'm thinking I'm just going to kms before 25

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A cure for wellness | /r/Greentext

20m (12/28 4:31) · 75911140 · 4 Re · 2 Img JPG 713KB (2160 × 2880) · 1000000183.jpg| 1 Reply The cure to male loneliness is being gay. Genuinely think about it. All of the women are either reserved or taken by Chad, so being gay is the next best alternative to women. It also provides numerous benefits such as: >no need to worry about pregnancy (you can c-- inside) >Gay men are typically way better at pleasuring other men in bed (we both have d---- ofc) >It will cure your loneliness + touch deprivation >Gay men on dating apps are much more likely to respond to you rather than females >More willing to engage in degenerate fantasies >Usually at a lower risk of being cheated on The fagpill is the only way, anon.
20m (12/28 4:31) · 75911140 · 4 Re · 2 Img JPG 713KB (2160 × 2880) · 1000000183.jpg| 1 Reply The cure to male loneliness is being gay. Genuinely think about it. All of the women are either reserved or taken by Chad, so being gay is the next best alternative to women. It also provides numerous benefits such as: >no need to worry about pregnancy (you can c-- inside) >Gay men are typically way better at pleasuring other men in bed (we both have d---- ofc) >It will cure your loneliness + touch deprivation >Gay men on dating apps are much more likely to respond to you rather than females >More willing to engage in degenerate fantasies >Usually at a lower risk of being cheated on The fagpill is the only way, anon.

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Anon does not care about Starfield | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IT KEEPS GOING DOWN!!! RECENT REVIEWS: ALL REVIEWS: 12/27/23(Wed)17:02:30 No.661997325 Starfield is the first new universe in 25 years from 29% of the 7,382 user reviews in the last 30 days are tors positive. >29% STARFIELD Mostly Negative (7,382) Mixed (87,306) 29.png 127 KB PNG : Anonymous I mean this wholeheartedly who the f--- cares 12/27/23(Wed)17:02:57 No.661997361 >>661997558 # >>661998026 # >>661998203 # >>661999428 # >>662002301 # >>662002718 # >>662002817 # >>662003741 # >>662003805 # >>662003814 # >>662004000 # >>662004324 # >>662004419 # >>662004964 # >>662005040 # >>662005213 # >>662005513 # >>662005550 #
Anonymous IT KEEPS GOING DOWN!!! RECENT REVIEWS: ALL REVIEWS: 12/27/23(Wed)17:02:30 No.661997325 Starfield is the first new universe in 25 years from 29% of the 7,382 user reviews in the last 30 days are tors positive. >29% STARFIELD Mostly Negative (7,382) Mixed (87,306) 29.png 127 KB PNG : Anonymous I mean this wholeheartedly who the f--- cares 12/27/23(Wed)17:02:57 No.661997361 >>661997558 # >>661998026 # >>661998203 # >>661999428 # >>662002301 # >>662002718 # >>662002817 # >>662003741 # >>662003805 # >>662003814 # >>662004000 # >>662004324 # >>662004419 # >>662004964 # >>662005040 # >>662005213 # >>662005513 # >>662005550 #

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Anon has money | /r/Greentext

onymous F 119 KB PNG 3 Replies >got money for Christmas >can't think of a single thing to buy Guess I conquered consumerism cause there's nothing I want Frankly it makes me unhappy 12/27/23(Wed)09:45:11 No.75905027 Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # send it to me : Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # nah you just got a b------- amount of money if you got 100k or a milli for christmas you'd know what to do Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # pokkies View Thread 12/27/23(Wed)10:52:42 No.75905392 12/27/23(Wed)11:17:35 No.75905588 12/27/23 (Wed)11:22:18 No.75905641
onymous F 119 KB PNG 3 Replies >got money for Christmas >can't think of a single thing to buy Guess I conquered consumerism cause there's nothing I want Frankly it makes me unhappy 12/27/23(Wed)09:45:11 No.75905027 Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # send it to me : Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # nah you just got a b------- amount of money if you got 100k or a milli for christmas you'd know what to do Anonymous >>75905027 (OP) # pokkies View Thread 12/27/23(Wed)10:52:42 No.75905392 12/27/23(Wed)11:17:35 No.75905588 12/27/23 (Wed)11:22:18 No.75905641

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onymous 12/25/23(Mon)13:48:10 No.193734566 severus-snape_2_1800x1248.png 3.76 MB PNG >The girl I like isn't into me >Better seethe for thirty years
onymous 12/25/23(Mon)13:48:10 No.193734566 severus-snape_2_1800x1248.png 3.76 MB PNG >The girl I like isn't into me >Better seethe for thirty years

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Anon has an Android. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 388 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)16:07:55 No.75908241 >Be outside >random group of girls in bus stop >take out my phone >Girls start giggling >Hear "Is that an android?" and more laughter Tell me why I should not end it right now
Anonymous 388 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)16:07:55 No.75908241 >Be outside >random group of girls in bus stop >take out my phone >Girls start giggling >Hear "Is that an android?" and more laughter Tell me why I should not end it right now

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Anon has a stroke | /r/Greentext

2h (12/27 18:52)-911403451 >>911403228 (OP) >be 19 >watching titanic 3d with my cousin >we get to talking about how cool the 3d is >She tells me to come over and he had some tips on watching >She and I talk for a few hours, watch a movie >he accidentally touches my thigh >I get hard >cousin looks at me >i notice how hot she is >She kisses me. Deep >She fondles my breasts >I kiss her back >she grabs my c--- >i take his c--- >he inserts my c--- into my vagina >i put my hand in her p---- >she whimpers >he takes my hand and pushes hard >she shouts in pleasure >unbelievable cousin wraps my c--- around my hard d--- >l orgasm >he orgasms >we fall asleep together >Woke up next day >went home >later go to the theatre with girlfiend
2h (12/27 18:52)-911403451 >>911403228 (OP) >be 19 >watching titanic 3d with my cousin >we get to talking about how cool the 3d is >She tells me to come over and he had some tips on watching >She and I talk for a few hours, watch a movie >he accidentally touches my thigh >I get hard >cousin looks at me >i notice how hot she is >She kisses me. Deep >She fondles my breasts >I kiss her back >she grabs my c--- >i take his c--- >he inserts my c--- into my vagina >i put my hand in her p---- >she whimpers >he takes my hand and pushes hard >she shouts in pleasure >unbelievable cousin wraps my c--- around my hard d--- >l orgasm >he orgasms >we fall asleep together >Woke up next day >went home >later go to the theatre with girlfiend

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Anon is a businessman | /r/Greentext

8 onymous 290 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)11:12:29 No.911397612 >think of a unique and amazing business idea >get really excited >research >realize it's a s----- idea that's already been tried 1000s of times >repeat I am so f------ desperate to have my own business /b/ it will mean so f------ much to me. But I'm poor so can't invest anything so I need a good idea that requires low investment. I'm going to die working 9-5 and living pay check to paycheck
8 onymous 290 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)11:12:29 No.911397612 >think of a unique and amazing business idea >get really excited >research >realize it's a s----- idea that's already been tried 1000s of times >repeat I am so f------ desperate to have my own business /b/ it will mean so f------ much to me. But I'm poor so can't invest anything so I need a good idea that requires low investment. I'm going to die working 9-5 and living pay check to paycheck

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Anon goes on a daily rant about women | /r/Greentext

onymous 0 1.39 MB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)09:58:48 No.75905094 >chase monkeybrain bad boy manwhore >get pumped and dumped >"ALL MEN ARE EVIL!!!" >repeat the cycle again with another manwhore >B-But you don't understand I'm not like the other girl- All foids are ch*dsexual, anyone who is sub-8 gets ghosted and hated.
onymous 0 1.39 MB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)09:58:48 No.75905094 >chase monkeybrain bad boy manwhore >get pumped and dumped >"ALL MEN ARE EVIL!!!" >repeat the cycle again with another manwhore >B-But you don't understand I'm not like the other girl- All foids are ch*dsexual, anyone who is sub-8 gets ghosted and hated.

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8 onymous 34 KB GIF 12/27/23(Wed)11:40:29 No.911398642 >be me, poor and lonely loser >write gake and fay posts on fourchannel all day every day >one day, find a greentext based youtube channel >cunty c--- takes greentexts and reads them, has almost 15000 followers >what the f--- >look up if any of my greentexts are on his channel >dozens of my greentexts with tens of thousands of views on each video Holy m------------ cuntpiece p------------ Some p------------ 14 year old retarded piece of dogshit is using my content to make money while I'm living on minimum wage writing content for him for free I'm so f------ mad right now This is my last greentext. I want to kill myself for the life I have.
8 onymous 34 KB GIF 12/27/23(Wed)11:40:29 No.911398642 >be me, poor and lonely loser >write gake and fay posts on fourchannel all day every day >one day, find a greentext based youtube channel >cunty c--- takes greentexts and reads them, has almost 15000 followers >what the f--- >look up if any of my greentexts are on his channel >dozens of my greentexts with tens of thousands of views on each video Holy m------------ cuntpiece p------------ Some p------------ 14 year old retarded piece of dogshit is using my content to make money while I'm living on minimum wage writing content for him for free I'm so f------ mad right now This is my last greentext. I want to kill myself for the life I have.

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onymous 27 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)11:02:07 No.75905459 >be me, introvert 5'2 >download bumble for s---- and giggles >0 matches >2 likes in a week >delete >download again few months later >set preferences to bi for s---- and giggles >50 incoming likes in a day Bros..
onymous 27 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)11:02:07 No.75905459 >be me, introvert 5'2 >download bumble for s---- and giggles >0 matches >2 likes in a week >delete >download again few months later >set preferences to bi for s---- and giggles >50 incoming likes in a day Bros..

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Anon passes as female | /r/Greentext

nonymous 68 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous 12/27/23(Wed)11:47:07 No.75905841 > got asked if i was ftm at the club as a straight cis male how over is it? View Thread 12/27/23(Wed)11:49:08 No.75905856 >>75905841 (OP) # well you can pass. That's a good backup plan.
nonymous 68 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous 12/27/23(Wed)11:47:07 No.75905841 > got asked if i was ftm at the club as a straight cis male how over is it? View Thread 12/27/23(Wed)11:49:08 No.75905856 >>75905841 (OP) # well you can pass. That's a good backup plan.

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