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A ymous 12 KB JPG 12/26/23(Tue)03:28:29 No.911338162 >be me >gf is over at my apartment >poundtown.jpg >hear roommate hitting the wall in other room >oh s--- gotta quiet down >next morning going to get food >knock on roommates door to ask if he wants anything >no response >crack his door open >he's on the floor unresponsive >call EMS That dude DIED while I was f------.
A ymous 12 KB JPG 12/26/23(Tue)03:28:29 No.911338162 >be me >gf is over at my apartment >poundtown.jpg >hear roommate hitting the wall in other room >oh s--- gotta quiet down >next morning going to get food >knock on roommates door to ask if he wants anything >no response >crack his door open >he's on the floor unresponsive >call EMS That dude DIED while I was f------.

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I think I've already lost | /r/Greentext

33m (12/27 17:09) · 75904837 · 0 Re · 0 Img JPG 6KB (194 × 260) IMG_0957.jpg : >have friend >he introduces me to his other friends >his friends try to get to know me >try to connect with them but every interaction feels forced and awkward >everything fizzles out, remain loner with only a few friends how tf do people make new friends and network? s---- f------ impossible
33m (12/27 17:09) · 75904837 · 0 Re · 0 Img JPG 6KB (194 × 260) IMG_0957.jpg : >have friend >he introduces me to his other friends >his friends try to get to know me >try to connect with them but every interaction feels forced and awkward >everything fizzles out, remain loner with only a few friends how tf do people make new friends and network? s---- f------ impossible

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26 KB JPG >be me >14 at the time >sitting in my eighth grade history class >girl is next to me >suddenly smell something >holyfuck.mp3 >its awful >its like raw fish and manure >realize its the f------ girl next to me >specifically her genitals >literally gag >tolerate this constantly for 10 minutes >break >lean in to her ear >whisper "clean your vagina, I can literally smell it from here" >she never spoke to me again >she did stop smelling though.
26 KB JPG >be me >14 at the time >sitting in my eighth grade history class >girl is next to me >suddenly smell something >holyfuck.mp3 >its awful >its like raw fish and manure >realize its the f------ girl next to me >specifically her genitals >literally gag >tolerate this constantly for 10 minutes >break >lean in to her ear >whisper "clean your vagina, I can literally smell it from here" >she never spoke to me again >she did stop smelling though.

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Anonymous 12/26/23(Tue)13:04:03 No.193805452 >>193802805 # > "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?" 60 KB JPG >>193806290 # >>193807276 #
Anonymous 12/26/23(Tue)13:04:03 No.193805452 >>193802805 # > "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?" 60 KB JPG >>193806290 # >>193807276 #

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Quads of truth | /r/Greentext

onymous 1.78 MB GIF 12/28/23(Thu)00:17:11 No.75904438 There are 4 types of neets >those dependent on parents >welfare fraud >gray area market stuff >live in a commune of some sort Anonymous I am all of those actually. 12/28/23(Thu)00:18:00 No.75904444 >>75904460 # >>75904474 # >>75904507 # >>75904572 # >>75904577 # >>75904700 #
onymous 1.78 MB GIF 12/28/23(Thu)00:17:11 No.75904438 There are 4 types of neets >those dependent on parents >welfare fraud >gray area market stuff >live in a commune of some sort Anonymous I am all of those actually. 12/28/23(Thu)00:18:00 No.75904444 >>75904460 # >>75904474 # >>75904507 # >>75904572 # >>75904577 # >>75904700 #

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What a life | /r/Greentext

onymous 141 KB JPG 12/28/23(Thu)00:51:18 No.75904708 >work >sleep >repeat Only 40 more years
onymous 141 KB JPG 12/28/23(Thu)00:51:18 No.75904708 >work >sleep >repeat Only 40 more years

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Sweetheart Quest | /r/Greentext

A It ymous r? 12/27/23(Wed)05:07:52 No.75903391 wARI DA just had a shower thought, All recommended by normies ways of getting a sweetheart are fundamentally flawed. 84 KB PNG >Clubs are boring and I will never find a person who shares your interests there, plus I dislike loud music and drinking. >Bars same thing as clubs >If you work in a remote job, you wont get a chance, also job relationships are prone to failure >Dating apps are for casual relationships >Shopping malls are out of question, I am not Chris chan >Not in college, plus college relationships are mostly casual. >conventions are out of question since III have to compete with other virgins in that sausage fest. Did I miss anything? where does someone like me who is introverted, interested in anime and vidya, lego and cant fall in love unless I knew that person for like a year get a sweetheart?
A It ymous r? 12/27/23(Wed)05:07:52 No.75903391 wARI DA just had a shower thought, All recommended by normies ways of getting a sweetheart are fundamentally flawed. 84 KB PNG >Clubs are boring and I will never find a person who shares your interests there, plus I dislike loud music and drinking. >Bars same thing as clubs >If you work in a remote job, you wont get a chance, also job relationships are prone to failure >Dating apps are for casual relationships >Shopping malls are out of question, I am not Chris chan >Not in college, plus college relationships are mostly casual. >conventions are out of question since III have to compete with other virgins in that sausage fest. Did I miss anything? where does someone like me who is introverted, interested in anime and vidya, lego and cant fall in love unless I knew that person for like a year get a sweetheart?

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Anon is a Bethesda dev | /r/Greentext

12/27/23(Wed)14:08:53 No.661939225 Anonymous >>661938798 (OP) # >Love skyrim >Grow up wanting to get hired by bethesda >Go to college/uni for 4 years >Get hired by Bethesda upon leaving >living_the_dream.jpg >except... >Wow, are Emil and Todd are dumbasses? >Nah, geniuses are always unhinged. Must just be the wind >After years of struggle finally get Starfield out the door >It tanks. HARD. >Admitting the game sucks would mean admitting you wasted the best years of your life working on a steaming pile of s--- for Emil and Todd >Convince yourself the players are wrong because the alternative is too painful to accept
12/27/23(Wed)14:08:53 No.661939225 Anonymous >>661938798 (OP) # >Love skyrim >Grow up wanting to get hired by bethesda >Go to college/uni for 4 years >Get hired by Bethesda upon leaving >living_the_dream.jpg >except... >Wow, are Emil and Todd are dumbasses? >Nah, geniuses are always unhinged. Must just be the wind >After years of struggle finally get Starfield out the door >It tanks. HARD. >Admitting the game sucks would mean admitting you wasted the best years of your life working on a steaming pile of s--- for Emil and Todd >Convince yourself the players are wrong because the alternative is too painful to accept

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Stout Shock | /r/Greentext

A ymous 95 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)03:07:41 No.911385020 >be me >at family Christmas party on Christmas Eve >be in the basement drinking with cousin >get into a heated discussion with your cousin over politics >accidentally spill your beer while emphasizing your point >beer lands all over his PS5 >get shoved by your cousin and smack your face off the table on the way down >$500 and one ER trip later, you have a massive black eye to show for it >family expects you to forgive him like nothing happened
A ymous 95 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)03:07:41 No.911385020 >be me >at family Christmas party on Christmas Eve >be in the basement drinking with cousin >get into a heated discussion with your cousin over politics >accidentally spill your beer while emphasizing your point >beer lands all over his PS5 >get shoved by your cousin and smack your face off the table on the way down >$500 and one ER trip later, you have a massive black eye to show for it >family expects you to forgive him like nothing happened

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Slip of the Tongue | /r/Greentext

A ymous (ID: glkqJnBS) ! etarded? A 12/27/23 (Wed)04:36:41 No.19297170 Reposting this here because the jannies on every other board actually are retarded. >Go to local bar on Christmas eve. run into some younger girls that are friendly to me. >go bar hopping with them for like 5 hours. I am buying drinks, we are having a good time. I am socializing with other people and s--- it's like a friends hangout deal. Bars are all packed. >finally get a ride home from them and I am trashed. 1.84 MB GIF >pull up to my house 'anon I only live like 3 blocks from you!' >"if you girls ever want someone to eat your p---- you know who to call" >get out of the car while they are gasping and asking w-- Should I apologize next time I see them or double down and tell them the offer still stands?
A ymous (ID: glkqJnBS) ! etarded? A 12/27/23 (Wed)04:36:41 No.19297170 Reposting this here because the jannies on every other board actually are retarded. >Go to local bar on Christmas eve. run into some younger girls that are friendly to me. >go bar hopping with them for like 5 hours. I am buying drinks, we are having a good time. I am socializing with other people and s--- it's like a friends hangout deal. Bars are all packed. >finally get a ride home from them and I am trashed. 1.84 MB GIF >pull up to my house 'anon I only live like 3 blocks from you!' >"if you girls ever want someone to eat your p---- you know who to call" >get out of the car while they are gasping and asking w-- Should I apologize next time I see them or double down and tell them the offer still stands?

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True North | /r/Greentext

A ymous when your sers were diaped inside ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE 286 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)07:22:57 No.75904121 >No job? Just bee yourself >No friends? Just bee yourself >No girlfriend? Just bee yourself >No car? Just bee yourself je >No house? Just bee yourself That's all you have to do, stop pretending to be someone you're not. Bee free.
A ymous when your sers were diaped inside ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE 286 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)07:22:57 No.75904121 >No job? Just bee yourself >No friends? Just bee yourself >No girlfriend? Just bee yourself >No car? Just bee yourself je >No house? Just bee yourself That's all you have to do, stop pretending to be someone you're not. Bee free.

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Unstoppable Urges | /r/Greentext

csecake 08 116 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)06:07:32 No.911389245 >be me >fap daily >all i think about >all my dreams are about masturbating now what should I do bros???
csecake 08 116 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)06:07:32 No.911389245 >be me >fap daily >all i think about >all my dreams are about masturbating now what should I do bros???

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Legacy of Paradise | /r/Greentext

A ymous 212 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)04:51:30 No.911387740 >be eve >talking snake says eat the forbidden fruit >none of the other animals in the garden can talk >eats fruit without too much convincing >"adam told me to stay away from this tree but...." >realizes she is naked despite living with animals before the invention of clothes >somehow manipulates adam into eating the fruit too women are stupid, and men that let them have any sort of authority are too. ITT we discuss women being retards. no /pol/f--- btw, I want anecdotes from men who have actually lived with women.
A ymous 212 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)04:51:30 No.911387740 >be eve >talking snake says eat the forbidden fruit >none of the other animals in the garden can talk >eats fruit without too much convincing >"adam told me to stay away from this tree but...." >realizes she is naked despite living with animals before the invention of clothes >somehow manipulates adam into eating the fruit too women are stupid, and men that let them have any sort of authority are too. ITT we discuss women being retards. no /pol/f--- btw, I want anecdotes from men who have actually lived with women.

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The Solitary Fear | /r/Greentext

A ymous Walmart He got on the isle 12's 00 788 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)06:41:25 No.911389845 >go to shopping center >extreme social anxiety loading >stutter at the checkout >stutter when excusing people >stutter literally during any interaction with humans >admire the floor no eye contact >dig nails into skin and do other nervous movements >Samuel L Jacksom trick doesnt work i can stutter even while shouting/arguing How do i even overcome this? Im not a full incel i had a gf once and i have some "friends" but i genuinely want to die every time i try to socialise not even trying to date cuz first i dont have energy and looks.
A ymous Walmart He got on the isle 12's 00 788 KB PNG 12/27/23(Wed)06:41:25 No.911389845 >go to shopping center >extreme social anxiety loading >stutter at the checkout >stutter when excusing people >stutter literally during any interaction with humans >admire the floor no eye contact >dig nails into skin and do other nervous movements >Samuel L Jacksom trick doesnt work i can stutter even while shouting/arguing How do i even overcome this? Im not a full incel i had a gf once and i have some "friends" but i genuinely want to die every time i try to socialise not even trying to date cuz first i dont have energy and looks.

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Unspoken Yearnings | /r/Greentext

A W ymous re women like this? 12/27/23(Wed)00:41:49 No.911380746 >kind of like this girl at uni >she's really standoffish and we flick between having loads to say and laughing to the convo drying up and it getting awkward >ask on date, she just sits there expecting me to carry the convo. >its boring as f--- because we have nothing to talk about >think its over and decide to not give a f--- about her anymore >she starts liking all my s--- on socials out of nowhere 43 KB JPG >her friend the next class tells me this girl is into me this is exhausting. If she likes me so much then why is she so quiet and standoffish when I approach her? not sure I can be bothered anymore
A W ymous re women like this? 12/27/23(Wed)00:41:49 No.911380746 >kind of like this girl at uni >she's really standoffish and we flick between having loads to say and laughing to the convo drying up and it getting awkward >ask on date, she just sits there expecting me to carry the convo. >its boring as f--- because we have nothing to talk about >think its over and decide to not give a f--- about her anymore >she starts liking all my s--- on socials out of nowhere 43 KB JPG >her friend the next class tells me this girl is into me this is exhausting. If she likes me so much then why is she so quiet and standoffish when I approach her? not sure I can be bothered anymore

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He's so me! | /r/Greentext

Why are "chud" characters always fan favorites? are "chud" characters alwa(...) 12/27/23(Wed)14:55:39 No.193843470 Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. dgqg36bk5x181.png 1.1 MB PNG -RORSCHACH >I wanted to kind of make this like, 'Yeah, this is what Batman would be in the real world. But I had forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, that smelling, not having a girlfriend-these are actually kind of heroic! So actually, sort of, Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I meant him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street saying, "I am Rorschach! That is my story!' And I'll be thinking: 'Yeah, great, can you just keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live'? Many other exampoles, Tyler Durden, Ken etc.
Why are "chud" characters always fan favorites? are "chud" characters alwa(...) 12/27/23(Wed)14:55:39 No.193843470 Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. dgqg36bk5x181.png 1.1 MB PNG -RORSCHACH >I wanted to kind of make this like, 'Yeah, this is what Batman would be in the real world. But I had forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, that smelling, not having a girlfriend-these are actually kind of heroic! So actually, sort of, Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I meant him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street saying, "I am Rorschach! That is my story!' And I'll be thinking: 'Yeah, great, can you just keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live'? Many other exampoles, Tyler Durden, Ken etc.

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anon describes losing his virginity | /r/Greentext

>>/5900404 # : Anonymous 12/27/23(Wed)03:21:36 No.75900404 >>75900280 # >Mom owns dog grooming when I was younger >Part of the business requires her to pet sit for people out of town >Experiment sexually with animals due 62 KB JPG to bad p--- habit >Mother boards a big male german shepherd named "Rookie" one day >he's intact >idea.png >sneak out one night and suck Rookie's c--- while my parents are asleep >eat his ass too >one night, after sucking his c--- a couple nights in a row decided to take it up a notch >Start training him to mount me with mixed results >Usually give up and get frustrated and suck his c--- and go to bed >One night it's cold out, so I bring him into the laundry room when no one is awake >assume the position >He actually does it this time >He penetrates me when I'm not expecting it and I realize far too late this is a bad idea >I get butt-r---- by a German shepherd >fast-forward 13 years >Memory is always there >still think about it and obsess over it almost daily >See a German shepherd and get hard for some reason >cant escape >>75900313 # I may have, once or twice. I know it's bad to dwell on it but I can't help it. This s--- is so bizarre. I can't f------ believe I let this happen. >>75900413 # >>75900439 # >>75900503 # >>75901213 # >>75902682 #
>>/5900404 # : Anonymous 12/27/23(Wed)03:21:36 No.75900404 >>75900280 # >Mom owns dog grooming when I was younger >Part of the business requires her to pet sit for people out of town >Experiment sexually with animals due 62 KB JPG to bad p--- habit >Mother boards a big male german shepherd named "Rookie" one day >he's intact >idea.png >sneak out one night and suck Rookie's c--- while my parents are asleep >eat his ass too >one night, after sucking his c--- a couple nights in a row decided to take it up a notch >Start training him to mount me with mixed results >Usually give up and get frustrated and suck his c--- and go to bed >One night it's cold out, so I bring him into the laundry room when no one is awake >assume the position >He actually does it this time >He penetrates me when I'm not expecting it and I realize far too late this is a bad idea >I get butt-r---- by a German shepherd >fast-forward 13 years >Memory is always there >still think about it and obsess over it almost daily >See a German shepherd and get hard for some reason >cant escape >>75900313 # I may have, once or twice. I know it's bad to dwell on it but I can't help it. This s--- is so bizarre. I can't f------ believe I let this happen. >>75900413 # >>75900439 # >>75900503 # >>75901213 # >>75902682 #

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As I walk the valley of shadows and death | /r/Greentext

2h (12/27 3:46). 75899105 10 Re - 1 Img JPG 110KB · (1080 × 1201) · e72884694557aef448134800f794783899fa2d187b efc97484cfc14b4aabf901_1.jpg.jpg 5 Replies you just want someone to hold onto, don't you? ifunny.co failure or win? >be me >christian guy >go to dating apps looking for trad girls, doesn't go well >instead only mentally ill goth type girls match with me >the last 4 girls were gaming addicted femcels, and they weren't even that ugly either bros did I win
2h (12/27 3:46). 75899105 10 Re - 1 Img JPG 110KB · (1080 × 1201) · e72884694557aef448134800f794783899fa2d187b efc97484cfc14b4aabf901_1.jpg.jpg 5 Replies you just want someone to hold onto, don't you? ifunny.co failure or win? >be me >christian guy >go to dating apps looking for trad girls, doesn't go well >instead only mentally ill goth type girls match with me >the last 4 girls were gaming addicted femcels, and they weren't even that ugly either bros did I win

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"Honey, I Shrunk the Kino!" | /r/Greentext

File: 1690404145902527.gif (3.33 MB, 640x400) TH ☐ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:36:40 No.193561868 >>193561944 >>193562012 >>193562232 >>193562963 >>193563750 >shrinking movie >character becomes a pirate captain of a toy boat and battles a rubber ducky in the bathtub >>Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:43:18 No.193562106 ► File: 1703241783020.jpg (42 KB, 640x654) >shrinking movie >character hides from a cat in a mouse hole >> Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:47:16 No. 193562258 File: 677.jpg (49 KB, 598x574) >shrinking movie >main character gets stuck inside a woman's cleavage Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:54:36 No.193562500 ▶ >shrinking episode >character has a proportionally sized set of harness and reins for an insect or small rodent Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)22:03:11 No.193562759 File: pepe-popcorn (2).gif (1.13 MB, 498x498) >shrinking movie >"where are we?" >"not where, but rather... what scale are we at?" >> Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)22:09:54 No. 193562963 ► >>193563165 File: fim52gyk9lha1.jpg (47 KB, 749x751) >>193561868 (OP) >shrinking movie >veteran shrunken person that was presumed missing at the beginning of the movie swings in on a grappling hook made of rubber bands and paper clips and a bottlecap for a hat ☐ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:23:54 No. 193565331 ► >>193565339 >>193565454 File: 1599762815995.jpg (29 KB, 679x516) >shrinking movie >character runs away from the family pet through the course of the film and is finally cornered but the pet finally recognizes the character >there is a scene where the character rides the pet in the final act Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:28:20 No. 193565454 >>193565331 >the pet inches closer and closer >nose is about to touch the character's forehead >character's entire hair gets pulled towards the nostrils with each sniff >slight pause, pet opens mouth >licks the owner's entire face and head in one lick and covers it in saliva while the owner laughs and tries to get it to stop >> □ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:31:47 No.193565562 >shrinking movie >shrunken characters find corpse of even smaller warwick davis
File: 1690404145902527.gif (3.33 MB, 640x400) TH ☐ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:36:40 No.193561868 >>193561944 >>193562012 >>193562232 >>193562963 >>193563750 >shrinking movie >character becomes a pirate captain of a toy boat and battles a rubber ducky in the bathtub >>Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:43:18 No.193562106 ► File: 1703241783020.jpg (42 KB, 640x654) >shrinking movie >character hides from a cat in a mouse hole >> Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:47:16 No. 193562258 File: 677.jpg (49 KB, 598x574) >shrinking movie >main character gets stuck inside a woman's cleavage Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)21:54:36 No.193562500 ▶ >shrinking episode >character has a proportionally sized set of harness and reins for an insect or small rodent Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)22:03:11 No.193562759 File: pepe-popcorn (2).gif (1.13 MB, 498x498) >shrinking movie >"where are we?" >"not where, but rather... what scale are we at?" >> Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)22:09:54 No. 193562963 ► >>193563165 File: fim52gyk9lha1.jpg (47 KB, 749x751) >>193561868 (OP) >shrinking movie >veteran shrunken person that was presumed missing at the beginning of the movie swings in on a grappling hook made of rubber bands and paper clips and a bottlecap for a hat ☐ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:23:54 No. 193565331 ► >>193565339 >>193565454 File: 1599762815995.jpg (29 KB, 679x516) >shrinking movie >character runs away from the family pet through the course of the film and is finally cornered but the pet finally recognizes the character >there is a scene where the character rides the pet in the final act Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:28:20 No. 193565454 >>193565331 >the pet inches closer and closer >nose is about to touch the character's forehead >character's entire hair gets pulled towards the nostrils with each sniff >slight pause, pet opens mouth >licks the owner's entire face and head in one lick and covers it in saliva while the owner laughs and tries to get it to stop >> □ Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)23:31:47 No.193565562 >shrinking movie >shrunken characters find corpse of even smaller warwick davis

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onymous [] 11 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)00:13:38 No.191724236 >Americans be like "this building is old it was built in 1898 !" 2000 !" >Asians be like "this building is old it was built in 9000BC" Anonymous >Europoors be like "this building is old it was built in 890, destroyed in 1214 by the duke of Länsprechtrentzen, rebuilt in 1441 by the ottomans, destroyed again in 1789 during the french revolution, and rebuilt in 1999 in celebration of the year >Africans be like "what building ?" >LATAM be like "this building but we don't know who built it or when" 157 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)00:21:22 No.191724495 >Europeans be like "this distance is really long it's almost 50 miles!"
onymous [] 11 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)00:13:38 No.191724236 >Americans be like "this building is old it was built in 1898 !" 2000 !" >Asians be like "this building is old it was built in 9000BC" Anonymous >Europoors be like "this building is old it was built in 890, destroyed in 1214 by the duke of Länsprechtrentzen, rebuilt in 1441 by the ottomans, destroyed again in 1789 during the french revolution, and rebuilt in 1999 in celebration of the year >Africans be like "what building ?" >LATAM be like "this building but we don't know who built it or when" 157 KB JPG 12/27/23(Wed)00:21:22 No.191724495 >Europeans be like "this distance is really long it's almost 50 miles!"

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