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: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)23:08:52 No.74055698 >le me >29 yo NEET >havent been a neet the whole time, was homeless and then a recluse with some public and family aid >all my friends abandoned me >literally dont do anything >get groceries delivered >watch tv, youtube, vidya >literally dont see anyone >only family sometimes when they take me out to meals >i feel good and like this but also hate it and am bored >i want a wife and then i can do the same things plus a job i guess >the aliens will free me from having to work

: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)23:08:52 No.74055698 >le me >29 yo NEET >havent been a neet the whole time, was homeless and then a recluse with some public and family aid >all my friends abandoned me >literally dont do anything >get groceries delivered >watch tv, youtube, vidya >literally dont see anyone >only family sometimes when they take me out to meals >i feel good and like this but also hate it and am bored >i want a wife and then i can do the same things plus a job i guess >the aliens will free me from having to work

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Anonymous Gay GAY 16 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)20:47:58 No.74054002 why do men care about this label so much? I was cutting my hair and the barber went on a 20 minute rant about lgbt s--- because a woman walked past in a rainbow top >I-I don't care about them doing what they want, j-just don't push it on me >if an effeminate man came into my shop, I'd kick him out, b-but they can do what they want >other barber chimes in: we used to beat up gays but nowadays I just leave them and stay away >meanwhile me, a down low f--, sitting there just wanting a haircut on my lunch break Annoying lgbt propaganda aside, it's absolutely insane to me how much "straight" men care about what other men are doing with their penises. We're all black, and I'm sure they'd have a problem with someone beating them up simply because they're black. I don't give a f--- about what other men are doing in their private chambers, so why the f--- are they so obsessed with men f------ other men?

Anonymous Gay GAY 16 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)20:47:58 No.74054002 why do men care about this label so much? I was cutting my hair and the barber went on a 20 minute rant about lgbt s--- because a woman walked past in a rainbow top >I-I don't care about them doing what they want, j-just don't push it on me >if an effeminate man came into my shop, I'd kick him out, b-but they can do what they want >other barber chimes in: we used to beat up gays but nowadays I just leave them and stay away >meanwhile me, a down low f--, sitting there just wanting a haircut on my lunch break Annoying lgbt propaganda aside, it's absolutely insane to me how much "straight" men care about what other men are doing with their penises. We're all black, and I'm sure they'd have a problem with someone beating them up simply because they're black. I don't give a f--- about what other men are doing in their private chambers, so why the f--- are they so obsessed with men f------ other men?

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: Anonymous I need your help /fit/ 10 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:10:37 No.29374899 >be me >have gf >she's very polite >she works with crazy 45 year old who is obsessed with her >she rejects him constantly >he literally HATES me for being with her >he finds out where she lives and barges in the door and chokes her while he has a knife >neighbor calls the police >he gets arrested instantly >bail is 6,000 >tfw he's going to be out soon >tfw he knows my full name

: Anonymous I need your help /fit/ 10 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:10:37 No.29374899 >be me >have gf >she's very polite >she works with crazy 45 year old who is obsessed with her >she rejects him constantly >he literally HATES me for being with her >he finds out where she lives and barges in the door and chokes her while he has a knife >neighbor calls the police >he gets arrested instantly >bail is 6,000 >tfw he's going to be out soon >tfw he knows my full name

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File: 1618540392156.png (418 KB, 600x600) 04/01/23(Sat) 16:52:06 No.179949273 Anonymous >N00000000, DON'T EAT THE HECKING FORBIDDEN FRUIT! >BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY! >OH, YOU DID EAT IT! NOW I'M ANGRY EVEN THOUGH I KNEW YOU WOULD EAT IT BEFORE I MADE YOU

File: 1618540392156.png (418 KB, 600x600) 04/01/23(Sat) 16:52:06 No.179949273 Anonymous >N00000000, DON'T EAT THE HECKING FORBIDDEN FRUIT! >BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY! >OH, YOU DID EAT IT! NOW I'M ANGRY EVEN THOUGH I KNEW YOU WOULD EAT IT BEFORE I MADE YOU

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Anon enjoys NEET life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >NEET >wake up at midnight >nice nighttime breeze outside >walk to the 24 hour store right now to buy some Ben & Jerry's with my taxpayer funded NEETbux >no one outside to bother my nightwalk as wagies are sleeping to wake up for their monday commute >going to watch Nausicaa and Princess Mononoke tonight Feels good mang 45 KB JPG Anonymous #ywark met hours a week wer your tone when tabing to me N-Fl 07/16/23(Sun)19:18:42 No.74053193 41 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:21:14 No.74053211 >>74053193 (OP) # Based as f--- and neetpilled, anon

: Anonymous >NEET >wake up at midnight >nice nighttime breeze outside >walk to the 24 hour store right now to buy some Ben & Jerry's with my taxpayer funded NEETbux >no one outside to bother my nightwalk as wagies are sleeping to wake up for their monday commute >going to watch Nausicaa and Princess Mononoke tonight Feels good mang 45 KB JPG Anonymous #ywark met hours a week wer your tone when tabing to me N-Fl 07/16/23(Sun)19:18:42 No.74053193 41 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)19:21:14 No.74053211 >>74053193 (OP) # Based as f--- and neetpilled, anon

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File: F0_8D6pXSAAZZXP.jpg (152 KB, 1018x1200) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:54:43 No.74050327 ► >>74050336 >>74050407 >>74050416 >>74050444 >>74050445 >>74050559 >>74050618 >>74050675 >>74050681 >>74050760 >>74050795 >>74050916 >>74050961 >had an on anon account on far right twitter >acted like I was a moid >made a lot of friends who came to Twitter from 4chan and similar sites >discuss politics, anime, video games, etc >I ended up getting outed as a woman when I posted a picture of something that identified me >all my far right anime moid friends instantly changed overnight >simping, requests for dates, even d--- picks Why is it always like this? Can't moids ever be platonic? My best friend from there is in love with me, I'm pretty sure. We're on discord too and while he hasn't asked me out I can tell he's just waiting for the right moment. And then I have to either accept or lose my friend. Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:55:50 No.74050336 ► >>74050354 >>74050327 (OP) Say moid one more time and I'll punch you in the c--- ■

File: F0_8D6pXSAAZZXP.jpg (152 KB, 1018x1200) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:54:43 No.74050327 ► >>74050336 >>74050407 >>74050416 >>74050444 >>74050445 >>74050559 >>74050618 >>74050675 >>74050681 >>74050760 >>74050795 >>74050916 >>74050961 >had an on anon account on far right twitter >acted like I was a moid >made a lot of friends who came to Twitter from 4chan and similar sites >discuss politics, anime, video games, etc >I ended up getting outed as a woman when I posted a picture of something that identified me >all my far right anime moid friends instantly changed overnight >simping, requests for dates, even d--- picks Why is it always like this? Can't moids ever be platonic? My best friend from there is in love with me, I'm pretty sure. We're on discord too and while he hasn't asked me out I can tell he's just waiting for the right moment. And then I have to either accept or lose my friend. Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)14:55:50 No.74050336 ► >>74050354 >>74050327 (OP) Say moid one more time and I'll punch you in the c--- ■

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)14:32:51 No.74050051 >made a nice Russian friend a couple of months ago on Steam >play a lot of vidya with him >he always says hi whenever I come online >really chill dude with a cool Russian accent >suddenly stops coming online >hasn't been online for over a month I hope he's okay....

: Anonymous 88 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)14:32:51 No.74050051 >made a nice Russian friend a couple of months ago on Steam >play a lot of vidya with him >he always says hi whenever I come online >really chill dude with a cool Russian accent >suddenly stops coming online >hasn't been online for over a month I hope he's okay....

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File: dating.jpg (109 KB, 640x640) J.A.K "See, Despite Being Only 3% of the Population.... Anonymous (ID: SFLSIZTS) 07/16/23(Sun)14:06:55 No.434691576 Why are women so weird about dating now. I went on two dates where the women literally had check lists. Like literally a list of traits they were looking for and they began interviewing me. >Are your parents together >Do you want kids >What is your stance on abortion >What is your stance on guns >What is your salary (rude to ask but it is high) The whole thing felt like a job interview, and both times when I pointed it out I got a dismissive answer like "yeah it does feel like that... anyway, what's your goal in 5 years?" What the f--- happened to women? Has online dating really sunk into IRL dating that much to the point that everyone thinks it is just an algorithm now?

File: dating.jpg (109 KB, 640x640) J.A.K "See, Despite Being Only 3% of the Population.... Anonymous (ID: SFLSIZTS) 07/16/23(Sun)14:06:55 No.434691576 Why are women so weird about dating now. I went on two dates where the women literally had check lists. Like literally a list of traits they were looking for and they began interviewing me. >Are your parents together >Do you want kids >What is your stance on abortion >What is your stance on guns >What is your salary (rude to ask but it is high) The whole thing felt like a job interview, and both times when I pointed it out I got a dismissive answer like "yeah it does feel like that... anyway, what's your goal in 5 years?" What the f--- happened to women? Has online dating really sunk into IRL dating that much to the point that everyone thinks it is just an algorithm now?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 1689534866526.jpg (13 KB, 235x241) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:14:51 No.94737368 Woahoho no way my dude! I thought the same thing years ago. Then I found myself a good ole community known as Reddit! Come on over my dude, I think you'll enjoy it! You see we have subreddits for each and every topic. You can make friends everywhere. Sometimes I hang out on video game subreddits! Then when I'm feeling educational I head over to r/science. And you know we have the NSFW stuff too ;) I learned so many things on Reddit man. My fellow Redditors taught me so many cool tricks. Did you know men can e-------- with prostate pressure? Another trick I learned from a fellow Redditor! Since then I've been sticking stuff up my ass on a regular basis. I know, I know, may sound weird, but over at Reddit guys like us can fit right in! So give it a try my dude, might find something you like! Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:28:32 No.94737646 Based

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 1689534866526.jpg (13 KB, 235x241) Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:14:51 No.94737368 Woahoho no way my dude! I thought the same thing years ago. Then I found myself a good ole community known as Reddit! Come on over my dude, I think you'll enjoy it! You see we have subreddits for each and every topic. You can make friends everywhere. Sometimes I hang out on video game subreddits! Then when I'm feeling educational I head over to r/science. And you know we have the NSFW stuff too ;) I learned so many things on Reddit man. My fellow Redditors taught me so many cool tricks. Did you know men can e-------- with prostate pressure? Another trick I learned from a fellow Redditor! Since then I've been sticking stuff up my ass on a regular basis. I know, I know, may sound weird, but over at Reddit guys like us can fit right in! So give it a try my dude, might find something you like! Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)15:28:32 No.94737646 Based

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Announcing the Super Bowl Party | /r/Greentext

49 KB JPG >be me >in car with gf and her family >mom and gf want to connect Bluetooth and play music >dad gets grumpy over it >Bluetooth isn't connecting properly >dad gets angrier >mom gets angry cause he's angry >texts my gf about it >they're now texting about her dad >I'm still here >pleasedontinvolveme.mp4 >Bluetooth finally connects >rap comes on in auto play >dad gets angry and yells >gf looks like about to cry >he apologizes and she plays different song >mom still upset >tension building between them >I haven't said a word the whole ride

49 KB JPG >be me >in car with gf and her family >mom and gf want to connect Bluetooth and play music >dad gets grumpy over it >Bluetooth isn't connecting properly >dad gets angrier >mom gets angry cause he's angry >texts my gf about it >they're now texting about her dad >I'm still here >pleasedontinvolveme.mp4 >Bluetooth finally connects >rap comes on in auto play >dad gets angry and yells >gf looks like about to cry >he apologizes and she plays different song >mom still upset >tension building between them >I haven't said a word the whole ride

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: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)19:59:35 No.187624751 : Anonymous Plo Koon.png 1.41 MB PNG I found this on my computer. It says I saved it in 2018. I have no memory of what it was for, or any context at all. 07/16/23(Sun)20:00:41 No.187624806 looks vaguely anti semitic

: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)19:59:35 No.187624751 : Anonymous Plo Koon.png 1.41 MB PNG I found this on my computer. It says I saved it in 2018. I have no memory of what it was for, or any context at all. 07/16/23(Sun)20:00:41 No.187624806 looks vaguely anti semitic

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Anon's Sister is Concerned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>40009621 # >>40009792 # 1.19 MB GIF It made me mad when she asked, but even angrier later when I realized it was a justifiable question since MLP fans are generally trash and I have to sit in the same proverbial dumpster as them if I want to keep enjoying ponies. 06/10/23(Sat) 07:39:35 No.40009956 I can't say Manhattan without stopping for two whole seconds to force it out. My tongue autocorrects to Manehattan. : Anonymous >sister comes over to my apartment >we usually get along >sees pony plushes >"are you a p--------?" >>40009960 # >>40010003 # >>40010306 # >>40010810 # >>40012568 # >>40015607 # >>40015989 # >>40016269 # >>40020279 # >>40020301 # >>40022194 # 290 KB PNG >>40009992 # 06/10/23(Sat)07:42:01 No.40009960 >>40009956 # >sees pony plushes >"are you a p--------?"

: Anonymous >>40009621 # >>40009792 # 1.19 MB GIF It made me mad when she asked, but even angrier later when I realized it was a justifiable question since MLP fans are generally trash and I have to sit in the same proverbial dumpster as them if I want to keep enjoying ponies. 06/10/23(Sat) 07:39:35 No.40009956 I can't say Manhattan without stopping for two whole seconds to force it out. My tongue autocorrects to Manehattan. : Anonymous >sister comes over to my apartment >we usually get along >sees pony plushes >"are you a p--------?" >>40009960 # >>40010003 # >>40010306 # >>40010810 # >>40012568 # >>40015607 # >>40015989 # >>40016269 # >>40020279 # >>40020301 # >>40022194 # 290 KB PNG >>40009992 # 06/10/23(Sat)07:42:01 No.40009960 >>40009956 # >sees pony plushes >"are you a p--------?"

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: Anonymous 391 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)02:03:42 No.74044696 Welp. Day 1 of nofap

: Anonymous 391 KB PNG 07/16/23(Sun)02:03:42 No.74044696 Welp. Day 1 of nofap

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Anonymous Mits images (6).jpg 5 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)15:22:28 No.2505697 >tfw ai fell for the traveling alone is good meme F--- you all. I am more depressed than ever. At home I was at least alone. Here I see nothing more just cute girls with their boyfriends, happy families and friends having fun. This is my first day but I already want to go home. Going to /trv/ was a mistake

Anonymous Mits images (6).jpg 5 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)15:22:28 No.2505697 >tfw ai fell for the traveling alone is good meme F--- you all. I am more depressed than ever. At home I was at least alone. Here I see nothing more just cute girls with their boyfriends, happy families and friends having fun. This is my first day but I already want to go home. Going to /trv/ was a mistake

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File: RAPTOR.png (722 KB, 532x753) HOW TO SURVIVE A RAPTOR ATTACK BUN BLOWLY LAY ON THE ONUND AND PLAY OMA Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)12:13:29 No.74048645 >be with current girlfriend for 2 years with no sex >she starts getting distant, ask her what's wrong >"I love you anon, but I don't think you can satisfy my physical needs" >ask her what she means >she wants to continue dating but see someone on the side to "satisfy her sexual needs" >I can't believe this, after EVERYTHING I've done for her. Should I just rope myself now?

File: RAPTOR.png (722 KB, 532x753) HOW TO SURVIVE A RAPTOR ATTACK BUN BLOWLY LAY ON THE ONUND AND PLAY OMA Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)12:13:29 No.74048645 >be with current girlfriend for 2 years with no sex >she starts getting distant, ask her what's wrong >"I love you anon, but I don't think you can satisfy my physical needs" >ask her what she means >she wants to continue dating but see someone on the side to "satisfy her sexual needs" >I can't believe this, after EVERYTHING I've done for her. Should I just rope myself now?

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Anon eats some fiber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous tho 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving. a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

: Anonymous tho 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving. a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

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: Anonymous (ID: SyiJeOf+ Worst financial decision of my(...) 26 KB JPG 07/10/23 (Mon) 01:58:09 No.55507936 >distant relative dies, has no kids or brothers >my parents decide to keep his apartment >tried selling it, couldn't get a good offer, needs a lot of repairs >ask my dad if i can move in in exchange for maintaining it and doing repairs >my dad agrees >couple of years later >get a gf, she asks to move in with me, I agree >six months later i decide the apartment is not big enough for 2 people and that I want to end the relationship >tell her she can stay for some time while figuring out where to go and what to do >she says "you can do whatever you want, but im not leaving" >oh s--- >i dont feel safe leaving my stuff with her when i leave for work so i pack my bags and move back in with my parents >my dad calls me a f------ idiot and we go see a lawyer to ask how to start the eviction process >lawyer explains that only the legal owner can start the eviction process, and by legal owner he means the person whos name is on the deed (our dead relative) >updating the deed will take months and cost small fortune, it requires a judicial process known as a sucession, theres no way we can start it before 2024, and by the time shes evicted she will probably have wrecked the apartment >my entire family thinks im a f------ idiot for getting into this situation Im never, ever, getting a gf again.

: Anonymous (ID: SyiJeOf+ Worst financial decision of my(...) 26 KB JPG 07/10/23 (Mon) 01:58:09 No.55507936 >distant relative dies, has no kids or brothers >my parents decide to keep his apartment >tried selling it, couldn't get a good offer, needs a lot of repairs >ask my dad if i can move in in exchange for maintaining it and doing repairs >my dad agrees >couple of years later >get a gf, she asks to move in with me, I agree >six months later i decide the apartment is not big enough for 2 people and that I want to end the relationship >tell her she can stay for some time while figuring out where to go and what to do >she says "you can do whatever you want, but im not leaving" >oh s--- >i dont feel safe leaving my stuff with her when i leave for work so i pack my bags and move back in with my parents >my dad calls me a f------ idiot and we go see a lawyer to ask how to start the eviction process >lawyer explains that only the legal owner can start the eviction process, and by legal owner he means the person whos name is on the deed (our dead relative) >updating the deed will take months and cost small fortune, it requires a judicial process known as a sucession, theres no way we can start it before 2024, and by the time shes evicted she will probably have wrecked the apartment >my entire family thinks im a f------ idiot for getting into this situation Im never, ever, getting a gf again.

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Anonymous oneitis discovered im still al(...) O 07/16/23(Sun)11:16:01 No.74048082 1.83 MB JPG >be me 10 years ago >grade 9 >exchanged social media account with a girl sitting next to me in class >msg'ed back and forth a bit >went on a date and two >confessed >"sr anon im just not sure" >"ok cool" >went to different highschools and never see each other again >be me two years ago >depressed and stuffs >scrolled through my old msg >saw my conversation with her >it felt weirdly calming to read through our old msgs >apparently she has switched to another acc long ago >decided to msg the abandon acc every once in a while >just dumb, daily, trivial stuffs >sometime a "miss u" >always felt relax afterward, really help with mental mind >my messages never got "delivered", let alone read >keep doing that for 2 years >suddenly today >"omg anon you are still messaging this account?" what do now?

Anonymous oneitis discovered im still al(...) O 07/16/23(Sun)11:16:01 No.74048082 1.83 MB JPG >be me 10 years ago >grade 9 >exchanged social media account with a girl sitting next to me in class >msg'ed back and forth a bit >went on a date and two >confessed >"sr anon im just not sure" >"ok cool" >went to different highschools and never see each other again >be me two years ago >depressed and stuffs >scrolled through my old msg >saw my conversation with her >it felt weirdly calming to read through our old msgs >apparently she has switched to another acc long ago >decided to msg the abandon acc every once in a while >just dumb, daily, trivial stuffs >sometime a "miss u" >always felt relax afterward, really help with mental mind >my messages never got "delivered", let alone read >keep doing that for 2 years >suddenly today >"omg anon you are still messaging this account?" what do now?

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: Anonymous نے 07/03/23(Mon)21:09:31 No.7388868 a6e.png 20 KB PNG ? Why do so many f--- here say that women have no value unless they're like, a 16 year old virgin? Is it cope?"

: Anonymous نے 07/03/23(Mon)21:09:31 No.7388868 a6e.png 20 KB PNG ? Why do so many f--- here say that women have no value unless they're like, a 16 year old virgin? Is it cope?"

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