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Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)05:10:46 No.643609086 ✓ 1687102275930986.png (86 KB, 203x248) google iqdb wait lens >yaaas sex workers are heckin valid >be proud of your bodies queens >free the nipple! >nothing wrong with sexy girls using onlyfans or streaming >you goin to the pride parade sisters? >let's bring little timmy along >i already dressed him up in skimpy clothes and taught him how to twerk >children need to learn about sexuality and lgbt >wait... hold on..... is that a sexualized video game character?!?? >with b------- and ass?!?!? >and jiggle physics?!? >and very submissive to the protagonist?!? >NOOOOOO THAT'S SEXIST! >But also look at this girl's onlyfans cosplaying that same character! >she slays in that outfit! >lets get this trending!
Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)05:10:46 No.643609086 ✓ 1687102275930986.png (86 KB, 203x248) google iqdb wait lens >yaaas sex workers are heckin valid >be proud of your bodies queens >free the nipple! >nothing wrong with sexy girls using onlyfans or streaming >you goin to the pride parade sisters? >let's bring little timmy along >i already dressed him up in skimpy clothes and taught him how to twerk >children need to learn about sexuality and lgbt >wait... hold on..... is that a sexualized video game character?!?? >with b------- and ass?!?!? >and jiggle physics?!? >and very submissive to the protagonist?!? >NOOOOOO THAT'S SEXIST! >But also look at this girl's onlyfans cosplaying that same character! >she slays in that outfit! >lets get this trending!

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Anonymous Two weeks prior to filming "The Batman" Paul Dano completely abstained from any sexual contact to embrace the twisted mind of the titular Riddler, but some are saying he went too far 01/04/24(Thu)16:44:26 No.194333348 BY DAN KOIS MARCH 07, 2022 1:55 PM file.png 135 KB PNG >need to get into the mindset of a crazed killer >go without sex for 2 weeks JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC
Anonymous Two weeks prior to filming "The Batman" Paul Dano completely abstained from any sexual contact to embrace the twisted mind of the titular Riddler, but some are saying he went too far 01/04/24(Thu)16:44:26 No.194333348 BY DAN KOIS MARCH 07, 2022 1:55 PM file.png 135 KB PNG >need to get into the mindset of a crazed killer >go without sex for 2 weeks JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC

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2h (1/4 13:34) 75997416 2 Re. 0 Img • PNG 132KB (225 × 302) 1684845648709346.png 2 Replies Is my coworker based or just retarded >be me >doing internship at s----- company >have 40+ year old coworkwer sitting across from me in the same office >starts tapping with his feet every now and then >blasts drum n bass for 10-15 minutes atleast once a day >turbo walks out and slams the door behind him shut whenever he goes out to smoke >turbowalks back inside after 5 mins but leaves the door open (so that he can slam it shut on his way out again i assume) >says random s--- like "WHAT" or "Oh man" every 10-15 minutes >slams his keyboard like he is angrily writing a reddit paragraph >asks me random s--- like "so anon, youre from [s----- city at the coast] right? Do you like crab?" The best thing is that he is doing even less work than me. Whenever i look over he is at his phone and today i found out that the "notes" he is making, are just scribbles of cartoon skulls
2h (1/4 13:34) 75997416 2 Re. 0 Img • PNG 132KB (225 × 302) 1684845648709346.png 2 Replies Is my coworker based or just retarded >be me >doing internship at s----- company >have 40+ year old coworkwer sitting across from me in the same office >starts tapping with his feet every now and then >blasts drum n bass for 10-15 minutes atleast once a day >turbo walks out and slams the door behind him shut whenever he goes out to smoke >turbowalks back inside after 5 mins but leaves the door open (so that he can slam it shut on his way out again i assume) >says random s--- like "WHAT" or "Oh man" every 10-15 minutes >slams his keyboard like he is angrily writing a reddit paragraph >asks me random s--- like "so anon, youre from [s----- city at the coast] right? Do you like crab?" The best thing is that he is doing even less work than me. Whenever i look over he is at his phone and today i found out that the "notes" he is making, are just scribbles of cartoon skulls

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Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)17:14:29 No.141501652 he's gonna throw that s--- from outside the room.jpg 55 KB JPG >Ignores him being British >Ignores all the b------- about Dracula >Just teaches why some m------------ always try to ice skate up hill
Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)17:14:29 No.141501652 he's gonna throw that s--- from outside the room.jpg 55 KB JPG >Ignores him being British >Ignores all the b------- about Dracula >Just teaches why some m------------ always try to ice skate up hill

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I'm naked, I'm numb I'm stupid, I'm staying. | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous Chads larp as incels. Why? 01/02/24(Tue)19:31:57 No.75980709 He's literally me. Fakecel.jpg 185 KB JPG FAKECEL why do chads and chadlites LARP as Truecels? You can just f--- off and f--- the used up roasties you UNGRATEFUL STUPID zoomer chad. F------ KILL yourself if you can't even enjoy what you were given. You unfair advantaged microplastic zoomer f---.
Anonymous Chads larp as incels. Why? 01/02/24(Tue)19:31:57 No.75980709 He's literally me. Fakecel.jpg 185 KB JPG FAKECEL why do chads and chadlites LARP as Truecels? You can just f--- off and f--- the used up roasties you UNGRATEFUL STUPID zoomer chad. F------ KILL yourself if you can't even enjoy what you were given. You unfair advantaged microplastic zoomer f---.

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Chinese stock market | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h5YzSgbr) 01/03/24(Wed)23:21:20 No.57178895 >Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless. >On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man 1.51 MB JPG and asks what misfortune befell him. >"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico." >Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking. >Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story. >"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept g----------- off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street." >Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk. >Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU F-----!" and strangles Xi to death. >Everyone lived happily ever after.
Anonymous (ID: h5YzSgbr) 01/03/24(Wed)23:21:20 No.57178895 >Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless. >On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man 1.51 MB JPG and asks what misfortune befell him. >"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico." >Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking. >Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story. >"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept g----------- off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street." >Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk. >Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU F-----!" and strangles Xi to death. >Everyone lived happily ever after.

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Anon gets a new phone. | /r/Greentext

File: foldandroid.jpg (46 KB, 894x750) Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)15:25:38 No.75921050 >be me >have been wanting pic related for awhile >payday finally hits >go to nearest t mobile retailer >they have a few left >ask them to set me up with a contract and everything >guy working there is pretty based, helps me out with everything >they have to do a credit check >he literally says "h--------" to himself >credit score is just under 500 >he give me the bad news, they can't put me on a contract > say "ah... is there anyway you guys can set it up?" spaghetti is appearing on the edges of my pockets >he gets the manager out of his office >manager looks at the screen for a minute >he can authorize a plan but it requires a huge down payment plus big monthly payments for a year >sign up for it immediately >need my whole bank balance to cover the down payment plus the last $200 I had available on one of my credit cards >walk out of there with the phone on a 36 month contract >get first monthly bill >immediately throw it in a dumpster where it can't be traced back to me >looks like I got 'em again boys
File: foldandroid.jpg (46 KB, 894x750) Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)15:25:38 No.75921050 >be me >have been wanting pic related for awhile >payday finally hits >go to nearest t mobile retailer >they have a few left >ask them to set me up with a contract and everything >guy working there is pretty based, helps me out with everything >they have to do a credit check >he literally says "h--------" to himself >credit score is just under 500 >he give me the bad news, they can't put me on a contract > say "ah... is there anyway you guys can set it up?" spaghetti is appearing on the edges of my pockets >he gets the manager out of his office >manager looks at the screen for a minute >he can authorize a plan but it requires a huge down payment plus big monthly payments for a year >sign up for it immediately >need my whole bank balance to cover the down payment plus the last $200 I had available on one of my credit cards >walk out of there with the phone on a 36 month contract >get first monthly bill >immediately throw it in a dumpster where it can't be traced back to me >looks like I got 'em again boys

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Anon encounters the smelly figure | /r/Greentext

>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) > "Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god
>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) > "Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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