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File: steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.jpg (59 KB, 342x500) What the f--- was Japan's thinking during WW2? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:24:19 No.17407814 ►>>17407832 >>17407841 >>17409041 >>17409065 >>174 >>17409982 >>17410046 >>17411415 >>17411727 >be Japan 平太下天 助協滿華日 >chilling comfy with a fairly industrialized economy, you've just gotten away with seizing Manchuria, Korea, and Taiwan >Allies even rewarded you for your minor participation in WW1 with a bunch of German islands in the Pacific even though you did nothing >Decide all this land and being the pre-eminent Asian power isn't enough >Nippon grorious Empire of the Sun must rule Asia! >Go on an autistic rampage against China which outnumbers you with a population of 268 million to your 71 million (8 times the population) >Literally impossible for Japan to win this war >Their military was a shitshow of internecine rivalry with generals committing ritual honor killings on each other or just different branches distrusting each other and refusing to cooperate >Proceed to commit all sorts of massacres on China, soldiers having literal competitions to see who could bayonet more civilians, use of poison gas, biological weapons, mass executions and rapes of entire cities >The West predictably has enough of your wanton slaughter and embargoes exports >90% of your oil was imported from the US... oh s--- moment >Decide your best course of action is to invade South East Asia for the oil instead of looking north towards Siberia >The Philippines are in the way, USA must be taken out of the conflict with a preemptive strike! >Grorious Nippon will strike hard and the decadent and weak Americans will be demoralized >Do Pearl Harbor, even though America outproduces your economy 14 to 1 and you have just 4 aircraft carriers >Get predictably curbstomped by the island hopping campaign >Get curbstomped by Soviets/Chicoms >Get nuked twice until the Emperor finally announces surrender Just what the f--- were they thinking? There was no way for them to win. And they just dug themselves into a deeper hole with every action they took.
File: steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.jpg (59 KB, 342x500) What the f--- was Japan's thinking during WW2? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:24:19 No.17407814 ►>>17407832 >>17407841 >>17409041 >>17409065 >>174 >>17409982 >>17410046 >>17411415 >>17411727 >be Japan 平太下天 助協滿華日 >chilling comfy with a fairly industrialized economy, you've just gotten away with seizing Manchuria, Korea, and Taiwan >Allies even rewarded you for your minor participation in WW1 with a bunch of German islands in the Pacific even though you did nothing >Decide all this land and being the pre-eminent Asian power isn't enough >Nippon grorious Empire of the Sun must rule Asia! >Go on an autistic rampage against China which outnumbers you with a population of 268 million to your 71 million (8 times the population) >Literally impossible for Japan to win this war >Their military was a shitshow of internecine rivalry with generals committing ritual honor killings on each other or just different branches distrusting each other and refusing to cooperate >Proceed to commit all sorts of massacres on China, soldiers having literal competitions to see who could bayonet more civilians, use of poison gas, biological weapons, mass executions and rapes of entire cities >The West predictably has enough of your wanton slaughter and embargoes exports >90% of your oil was imported from the US... oh s--- moment >Decide your best course of action is to invade South East Asia for the oil instead of looking north towards Siberia >The Philippines are in the way, USA must be taken out of the conflict with a preemptive strike! >Grorious Nippon will strike hard and the decadent and weak Americans will be demoralized >Do Pearl Harbor, even though America outproduces your economy 14 to 1 and you have just 4 aircraft carriers >Get predictably curbstomped by the island hopping campaign >Get curbstomped by Soviets/Chicoms >Get nuked twice until the Emperor finally announces surrender Just what the f--- were they thinking? There was no way for them to win. And they just dug themselves into a deeper hole with every action they took.

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[SQUID GAME S2 SPOILERS] Anon watches Squid Game Season 2 | /r/Greentext

10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.
10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.

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Anon doesn't like cooking lingo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anon Witnesses Transphobia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How does transphobia even work(...) Pariah The Doll Ola-46 the vihme me waiting to pick your bones On 01/06/25(Mon)20:49:34 No.38498399 7201 8000 口 The OmniGrayper #The OriGrupp You will NEVER be a man. 4:25M 1800, 2005 1.3K Viewe 00 12=> Д >Prominent fascist troon >Treated as a leper for years >Erratically shaves head >Publicly detransitions, invoking Christ "You will NEVER be a man." 482 KB PNG ⠀ Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)20:50:39 No.38498408 based, she never will be
Anonymous How does transphobia even work(...) Pariah The Doll Ola-46 the vihme me waiting to pick your bones On 01/06/25(Mon)20:49:34 No.38498399 7201 8000 口 The OmniGrayper #The OriGrupp You will NEVER be a man. 4:25M 1800, 2005 1.3K Viewe 00 12=> Д >Prominent fascist troon >Treated as a leper for years >Erratically shaves head >Publicly detransitions, invoking Christ "You will NEVER be a man." 482 KB PNG ⠀ Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)20:50:39 No.38498408 based, she never will be

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Favorite part from the books | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 No.207520700 >>207521023 File: dumbledore.png (193 KB, 592x532) >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:04:48 No.207520700 >>207521023 File: dumbledore.png (193 KB, 592x532) >'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!

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Like father like son | /r/Greentext

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.

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Plausible? | /r/Greentext

Incident Accident : Anonymous 0 01/01/25(Wed)02:52:03 No.146956909 7 5 3 2 1 Major Accident Serious Accident Accident With Wider Consequences Accident With Local Consequences Serious Incident Incident Anomaly Deviation >>146956810 # INES_en.svg.png 78 KB PNG > To protect from Hulk's nuclear farts? You joke but radioactive isotopes linger in the body after exposure as particulates. If the Hulk farts and his gut scales with his enlarged anatomy it would be a level 4-5 airborne nuclear radiological event due to sheer amount of particulates that could be released as a gas. Think of the German AVR reactor incident but in a public space and at a larger more concentrated discharge.
Incident Accident : Anonymous 0 01/01/25(Wed)02:52:03 No.146956909 7 5 3 2 1 Major Accident Serious Accident Accident With Wider Consequences Accident With Local Consequences Serious Incident Incident Anomaly Deviation >>146956810 # INES_en.svg.png 78 KB PNG > To protect from Hulk's nuclear farts? You joke but radioactive isotopes linger in the body after exposure as particulates. If the Hulk farts and his gut scales with his enlarged anatomy it would be a level 4-5 airborne nuclear radiological event due to sheer amount of particulates that could be released as a gas. Think of the German AVR reactor incident but in a public space and at a larger more concentrated discharge.

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Jensenbros... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)12:48:01 No.699439517 RTX 5090 3.400 AI TOPS $1,999 RTX 5080 1,800 Al TOPS $999 RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 1,400 AI TOPS 1,000 AI TOPS $749 $549 Availability Starting January GEFORCE RTX RTX 5090 RTX 5080 RTX 5070|4090 Performance $549 GEFORCE RTX DLSS 4 with Multi Frame Generation 15 of 16 pixels generated by Al DUSS SUPER RESOLUTION &RAY RECONSTRUCTION TRADITIONAL RENDER RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 wwwwww. Far Cry 6 & Plague Tale Regiam Alan Wake 2 Back Myth W Generative Al Fund PRT AT DLSS - FURRY DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION Gigachad Jensen.jpg 472 KB JPG KNEEL Anonymous >>699439517 (OP) # >fake frames 01/07/25(Tue)12:50:06 No.699439624 >fake card >fake stock value >fake company Only thing real is the price >>699439838 # >>699439968 # >>699440104 # >>699440341 # >>699440880 #l
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)12:48:01 No.699439517 RTX 5090 3.400 AI TOPS $1,999 RTX 5080 1,800 Al TOPS $999 RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 1,400 AI TOPS 1,000 AI TOPS $749 $549 Availability Starting January GEFORCE RTX RTX 5090 RTX 5080 RTX 5070|4090 Performance $549 GEFORCE RTX DLSS 4 with Multi Frame Generation 15 of 16 pixels generated by Al DUSS SUPER RESOLUTION &RAY RECONSTRUCTION TRADITIONAL RENDER RTX 5070 Ti RTX 5070 wwwwww. Far Cry 6 & Plague Tale Regiam Alan Wake 2 Back Myth W Generative Al Fund PRT AT DLSS - FURRY DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION DLSS FRAME GENERATION Gigachad Jensen.jpg 472 KB JPG KNEEL Anonymous >>699439517 (OP) # >fake frames 01/07/25(Tue)12:50:06 No.699439624 >fake card >fake stock value >fake company Only thing real is the price >>699439838 # >>699439968 # >>699440104 # >>699440341 # >>699440880 #l

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Tyler, the 4chan user | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?

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Evangelion ended | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?

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Anon hates Indian food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here

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Anon is a rage baiter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon gets two birds stoned at once | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Swedish win | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?

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No rest for Anon Oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts
File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts

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Everything changed to change nothing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread
Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread

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