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: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907
: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907

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Anon rewatches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!
Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!

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Was she cruel though? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch

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Anon based | /r/Greentext

924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.
924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.

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It's over 9000 tbh | /r/Greentext

>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.
>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.

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Indian Portaloo | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hdmNAZAf) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/08/24(Fri)21:26:01 No.487786441 200 KB PNG >Be me >Go to India on google streetview >Go to airport >See a guy s------- into a bucket Well, at least they're evolving. >Pic unrelated Anonymous (ID: Ils70Zv6) 11/08/24(Fri)21:28:21 No.487786672 >>487786441 (OP) That pic hilarious, where did you find it? 11/08/24(Fri)21:30:57 No.487786981 Anonymous (ID: hdmNAzAf) >>487786672 I typed "naked banana meme" into google images.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hdmNAZAf) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/08/24(Fri)21:26:01 No.487786441 200 KB PNG >Be me >Go to India on google streetview >Go to airport >See a guy s------- into a bucket Well, at least they're evolving. >Pic unrelated Anonymous (ID: Ils70Zv6) 11/08/24(Fri)21:28:21 No.487786672 >>487786441 (OP) That pic hilarious, where did you find it? 11/08/24(Fri)21:30:57 No.487786981 Anonymous (ID: hdmNAzAf) >>487786672 I typed "naked banana meme" into google images.

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Anon has a bit of a conspiracy theory | /r/Greentext

Ronald looked at everyone in the sub and said that they all can go McFuck themselves Which is it you dingleberries? Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)19:57:08 No.927142911 ► >"You shouldn't care what other's think, you'll be happier!" >Johnny Somali didn't care what people thought of him and everyone hates him and he's going to jail. >Karens don't care what people think when they fly off the handle and are racists, people hate them too. >4chinners don't give a f--- what people think of them when they post stupid s---, and everyone hates them (including themselves) By now it just feels like a stupid bit of advice, like you WANT them to follow it so you have an excuse to hate on someone.
Ronald looked at everyone in the sub and said that they all can go McFuck themselves Which is it you dingleberries? Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)19:57:08 No.927142911 ► >"You shouldn't care what other's think, you'll be happier!" >Johnny Somali didn't care what people thought of him and everyone hates him and he's going to jail. >Karens don't care what people think when they fly off the handle and are racists, people hate them too. >4chinners don't give a f--- what people think of them when they post stupid s---, and everyone hates them (including themselves) By now it just feels like a stupid bit of advice, like you WANT them to follow it so you have an excuse to hate on someone.

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as a white man i can confirm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/21 (Fri)09:45:45 No.65857022 1634878045909.jpg 367 KB JPG >This drives white men crazy
: Anonymous 10/22/21 (Fri)09:45:45 No.65857022 1634878045909.jpg 367 KB JPG >This drives white men crazy

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Anon Gets A Shoutout | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri)17:26:48 No.79388858 >>79388164 (OP) >be me >be male >be 47 >be in Columbus >have brown hair >have white Ford Ranger pickup >have cute and funny 13 year old girl in passenger seat >get a free shoutout from the government jelly anons?
Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri)17:26:48 No.79388858 >>79388164 (OP) >be me >be male >be 47 >be in Columbus >have brown hair >have white Ford Ranger pickup >have cute and funny 13 year old girl in passenger seat >get a free shoutout from the government jelly anons?

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Anon is Serbian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:40:02 No.876602853 FA058BB5-A08B-48F6-8E7D-DE8F29702DBD.jpg 50 KB JPG >be me >Serbian >family is pretty racist >hit it off with a Croat girl and start dating her >eventually decide to break it to my dad >He's sitting down reading and I say there's something I want to tell him >I explain to him that I've met someone who I love and want to spend the rest of my life with >"You better not be telling me you're gay anon." >say that I am not gay, and that I've been dating a Croat girl for a few months now >he gives me a harsh look, throws his book at me, & starts yelling and cursing at the top of his lungs >mfw I probably should've just told him I was gay
Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:40:02 No.876602853 FA058BB5-A08B-48F6-8E7D-DE8F29702DBD.jpg 50 KB JPG >be me >Serbian >family is pretty racist >hit it off with a Croat girl and start dating her >eventually decide to break it to my dad >He's sitting down reading and I say there's something I want to tell him >I explain to him that I've met someone who I love and want to spend the rest of my life with >"You better not be telling me you're gay anon." >say that I am not gay, and that I've been dating a Croat girl for a few months now >he gives me a harsh look, throws his book at me, & starts yelling and cursing at the top of his lungs >mfw I probably should've just told him I was gay

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Anon is a political analyst | /r/Greentext

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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Anon gets a haircut | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQiK.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?
Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQiK.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?

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Water into Whine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Water saving nozzle accessory 476 KB PNG >See ordinary tap 11/08/24(Fri)07:49:19 No.79385061 >Fill cup (500ml) with water >Government says I wasted water >Install water saving tap >Fill cup (500ml) >Government says I saved water How does this thing work?
Anonymous Water saving nozzle accessory 476 KB PNG >See ordinary tap 11/08/24(Fri)07:49:19 No.79385061 >Fill cup (500ml) with water >Government says I wasted water >Install water saving tap >Fill cup (500ml) >Government says I saved water How does this thing work?

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Generational beauty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:05:05 No.204764813 Margret Qualleyin the Substance.jpg 164 KB JPG >film about youth vs aging in women >cast a literal 30 year old Millennial hag as the representation of youth Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? Which Zoomette would you have cast? Anonymous >>204764813 (OP) # 10/23/24(Wed) 03:05:57 No.204764831 >Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? they're ugly
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:05:05 No.204764813 Margret Qualleyin the Substance.jpg 164 KB JPG >film about youth vs aging in women >cast a literal 30 year old Millennial hag as the representation of youth Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? Which Zoomette would you have cast? Anonymous >>204764813 (OP) # 10/23/24(Wed) 03:05:57 No.204764831 >Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? they're ugly

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Anon Hated Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes | /r/Greentext

File: 1727339926569636.jpg (185 KB, 1376x1376) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)07:11:19 No.693919505 >>693919656 >>693919701 >>693920092 >>693922917 >>693923125 >>693923452 >>693923627 >>693925021 >>693925517 >>693927648 >>693930225 >>693930593 >>693932739 >>693932821 >>693933287 >>693933448 >>693934042 >>693939263 >>693939501 >>693941031 >>693941678 >>693941907 >>693943197 >>693944913 >>693946010 >writes her being tortured and having her head shaved >writes her getting r---- by a 13 year old boy >writes her having live surgery performed on her without anesthetic, showing her writhing in agony as her innards are moved around >writes it so there's a second bomb inside of her that detonates anyway rendering the surgery pointless What the f--- was up with Kojima in 2014? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:15:12 No.693923319 >>693943250 >>693924191 >Kojima purposely made her look like underage j------- >Lol jk she's like 30 years old What did he mean by this? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:19:22 No.693923556 Even in Smash Bros., her spirit caused bomb effects. >> Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)09:31:18 No.693927648 ►>>693929549 File: tumblr_pijaupEllk1vtcma00(...).jpg (107 KB, 960x718) POLICE STATION tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH tonights-episode.tumblr.com >>693919505 (OP) Oh you know why Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:12:09 No.693933287 >>693936164 >>693919505 (OP) >>693935763 Why didn't Boss arrest her and remand her to his quarters as his prisoner during the events of Peace Walker? And why didn't he impregnate her so that her large pregnant tummy would render her incapable of any further clandestine intelligence work? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:02:48 No.693939263 >>693919505 (OP) He wanted to torture and kill your waifu and he was right to do so.
File: 1727339926569636.jpg (185 KB, 1376x1376) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)07:11:19 No.693919505 >>693919656 >>693919701 >>693920092 >>693922917 >>693923125 >>693923452 >>693923627 >>693925021 >>693925517 >>693927648 >>693930225 >>693930593 >>693932739 >>693932821 >>693933287 >>693933448 >>693934042 >>693939263 >>693939501 >>693941031 >>693941678 >>693941907 >>693943197 >>693944913 >>693946010 >writes her being tortured and having her head shaved >writes her getting r---- by a 13 year old boy >writes her having live surgery performed on her without anesthetic, showing her writhing in agony as her innards are moved around >writes it so there's a second bomb inside of her that detonates anyway rendering the surgery pointless What the f--- was up with Kojima in 2014? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:15:12 No.693923319 >>693943250 >>693924191 >Kojima purposely made her look like underage j------- >Lol jk she's like 30 years old What did he mean by this? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:19:22 No.693923556 Even in Smash Bros., her spirit caused bomb effects. >> Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)09:31:18 No.693927648 ►>>693929549 File: tumblr_pijaupEllk1vtcma00(...).jpg (107 KB, 960x718) POLICE STATION tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH tonights-episode.tumblr.com >>693919505 (OP) Oh you know why Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:12:09 No.693933287 >>693936164 >>693919505 (OP) >>693935763 Why didn't Boss arrest her and remand her to his quarters as his prisoner during the events of Peace Walker? And why didn't he impregnate her so that her large pregnant tummy would render her incapable of any further clandestine intelligence work? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:02:48 No.693939263 >>693919505 (OP) He wanted to torture and kill your waifu and he was right to do so.

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Anon realizes depression is cringe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG cringe 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me ? >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked >realize deppression is > litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous 9 KB JPG cringe 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me ? >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked >realize deppression is > litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon believes the best kind of woman is the Quiet woman | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)22:46:57 No.79358762 >character named Quite >she's literally quiet, doesn't say a word >somehow becomes one of the best female characters of all time What did Kojima mean by this? 36 KB JPG
⠀ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)22:46:57 No.79358762 >character named Quite >she's literally quiet, doesn't say a word >somehow becomes one of the best female characters of all time What did Kojima mean by this? 36 KB JPG

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OP likes screaming rockers | /r/Greentext

edward vedward.jpg (355 KB, 650x430) google yandex iqdb wait 11/07/24(Thu)22:22:40 No.927101088 [4] [Reply] OOOHIIIDONTWETTERIWUZA BOXER ORA BAG OOOH YEAHERyeaherheeeyHEEEEYYY CANYOUSEEDEM? QUONDAPORCH .. yeah.. BUTDEYDONWAAAVVE! E 11/07/24(Thu)23:03:51 No.927102963 v 10linkin-park2-articleLarge.jpg (38 KB, 600x473) google yandex iqdb wait Đ 11/07/24(Thu)23:06:11 No.927103054 v THE BEST.jpg (43 KB, 169x299) google yandex iqdb wait I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU >AAHHHH IM SOO SAAAAADDD - ООООННННННН >SO F------ SAAAAAAAAD >SUPER-F-------DUPER SAAAAA AAAAAADDDDDDD E 11/07/24(Thu)23:09:47 No.927103183 v james-hetfield@2000x1500.jpg (195 KB, 2000x1500) google yandex iqdb wait MASTERA MASTERA. MASTERA OF AH PUPPETSAH THATS WHAT I SAAAYYYYYAAAAAHHHAAAAHH WOOAAAAAHA!
edward vedward.jpg (355 KB, 650x430) google yandex iqdb wait 11/07/24(Thu)22:22:40 No.927101088 [4] [Reply] OOOHIIIDONTWETTERIWUZA BOXER ORA BAG OOOH YEAHERyeaherheeeyHEEEEYYY CANYOUSEEDEM? QUONDAPORCH .. yeah.. BUTDEYDONWAAAVVE! E 11/07/24(Thu)23:03:51 No.927102963 v 10linkin-park2-articleLarge.jpg (38 KB, 600x473) google yandex iqdb wait Đ 11/07/24(Thu)23:06:11 No.927103054 v THE BEST.jpg (43 KB, 169x299) google yandex iqdb wait I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU >AAHHHH IM SOO SAAAAADDD - ООООННННННН >SO F------ SAAAAAAAAD >SUPER-F-------DUPER SAAAAA AAAAAADDDDDDD E 11/07/24(Thu)23:09:47 No.927103183 v james-hetfield@2000x1500.jpg (195 KB, 2000x1500) google yandex iqdb wait MASTERA MASTERA. MASTERA OF AH PUPPETSAH THATS WHAT I SAAAYYYYYAAAAAHHHAAAAHH WOOAAAAAHA!

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Anon has her purity ring of resistance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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I’d be his friend | /r/Greentext

how it feels to go out with friends "for coffee" but i'm a hot chocolate fan 110 KB JPG >take digital media class in highschool >it's a computer class so you already know that your gonna get some weird kids >one kid in my class though is something I've never seen before >he has a basic nerdy face and a bit overweight but it's what he wears >he comes into class everyday no exception with one of the rainbow hats with a spinner on top, like in a cartoon >on top of that he has a giant lollipop the size of his his that he carries around everywhere, it's fake but still >literally looks like a kid from a cartoon all he needs is some overalls >apart from that he seems pretty normal so idk >I'll see if he does anything else but I just thought it was funny
how it feels to go out with friends "for coffee" but i'm a hot chocolate fan 110 KB JPG >take digital media class in highschool >it's a computer class so you already know that your gonna get some weird kids >one kid in my class though is something I've never seen before >he has a basic nerdy face and a bit overweight but it's what he wears >he comes into class everyday no exception with one of the rainbow hats with a spinner on top, like in a cartoon >on top of that he has a giant lollipop the size of his his that he carries around everywhere, it's fake but still >literally looks like a kid from a cartoon all he needs is some overalls >apart from that he seems pretty normal so idk >I'll see if he does anything else but I just thought it was funny

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