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Anonymous (ID: Ciyuukp3) 1.35 MB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)22:30:27 No.452567835 >Visit reddit >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit Twitter >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit YouTube >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit 4chan >It's full of retarded degenerates Everywhere I go I am consumed with extreme anger for your garbage posts, why are you people like this?
Anonymous (ID: Ciyuukp3) 1.35 MB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)22:30:27 No.452567835 >Visit reddit >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit Twitter >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit YouTube >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit 4chan >It's full of retarded degenerates Everywhere I go I am consumed with extreme anger for your garbage posts, why are you people like this?

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 05:15:31 Post No. 29981185 >tfw possible gf[Report] Image search: [Google] Please help me /r9k/ >On tram >Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram >Everyone minding their own business 13 KB, 640x712 >Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working >Thing is mashed to s---, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel. >Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular >Pulls out vodka bottle >Pours vodka on laptop >Drinks the last part of it >Starts to roll bottle on floor >Her stop arrives and its the same as mine >She's a new hire at my company >I work at an airline >We start talking later >She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.
Anonymous 2016-07-16 05:15:31 Post No. 29981185 >tfw possible gf[Report] Image search: [Google] Please help me /r9k/ >On tram >Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram >Everyone minding their own business 13 KB, 640x712 >Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working >Thing is mashed to s---, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel. >Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular >Pulls out vodka bottle >Pours vodka on laptop >Drinks the last part of it >Starts to roll bottle on floor >Her stop arrives and its the same as mine >She's a new hire at my company >I work at an airline >We start talking later >She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.

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Anon spices up a party | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dinner party disasters 94 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)13:21:25 No.20020929 >long time friend finally bought his first house with his gf >invites people over for a Christmas dinner party >he is actually a really good cook and enjoys making large meals but just never had the space to host until now >food is great as expected, everyone having a good time >I gotta s--- so I excuse myself >kind of a small bathroom that is almost right above the dining area >think nothing of it >let out some earth shaking braps that the confined space only makes louder >cut off a 10 inch minimum log and return to the party >everyone silent >pic related >his starter house has really thin walls and bad insulation so everyone there heard every moment of my s------- experience So anyways, I probably can't associate with that friend group anymore. Have you guys ever botched a dinner event, either as the host or a guest?
Anonymous Dinner party disasters 94 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)13:21:25 No.20020929 >long time friend finally bought his first house with his gf >invites people over for a Christmas dinner party >he is actually a really good cook and enjoys making large meals but just never had the space to host until now >food is great as expected, everyone having a good time >I gotta s--- so I excuse myself >kind of a small bathroom that is almost right above the dining area >think nothing of it >let out some earth shaking braps that the confined space only makes louder >cut off a 10 inch minimum log and return to the party >everyone silent >pic related >his starter house has really thin walls and bad insulation so everyone there heard every moment of my s------- experience So anyways, I probably can't associate with that friend group anymore. Have you guys ever botched a dinner event, either as the host or a guest?

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Love language | /r/Greentext

3h (12/21 11:57) · 75837781 - 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (653 × 653) 2t1ddy.jpg 3 Replies : >fall in love with woman like an idiot >she gets the ick >proceeds to flaunt herself being a w---- >this is her idea of getting revenge on me for falling in love with her are all women this ill?
3h (12/21 11:57) · 75837781 - 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (653 × 653) 2t1ddy.jpg 3 Replies : >fall in love with woman like an idiot >she gets the ick >proceeds to flaunt herself being a w---- >this is her idea of getting revenge on me for falling in love with her are all women this ill?

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Gods using autism | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related
:Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related

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Clearly this guys doesn't jelq | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DIY penis enlarger help ! W 514 KB PNG 03/16/23(Thu)18:06:36 No.2581771 I want to make my penis like 1-2 inches bigger. It's about 4.5 inches rn. Since Ive been sexually inactive, it's gotten smaller. I want something to be able to hold on to the skin so I can then attach some elastic to make it stretch and wear it all day. Anyone can help? : Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)18:10:23 No.2581773 Chinese finger trap between your penis and butt plug. Shove butt plug up your ass. Move on to tighter finger traps until you can f--- yourself in the ass. Then you've solved both the size and inactivity problem.
: Anonymous DIY penis enlarger help ! W 514 KB PNG 03/16/23(Thu)18:06:36 No.2581771 I want to make my penis like 1-2 inches bigger. It's about 4.5 inches rn. Since Ive been sexually inactive, it's gotten smaller. I want something to be able to hold on to the skin so I can then attach some elastic to make it stretch and wear it all day. Anyone can help? : Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)18:10:23 No.2581773 Chinese finger trap between your penis and butt plug. Shove butt plug up your ass. Move on to tighter finger traps until you can f--- yourself in the ass. Then you've solved both the size and inactivity problem.

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Shortlived | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Greentexts From Your Childhood 12/20/23(Wed)17:31:09 No.911101320 >be me, 13 or 14 hanging out with the boys >it's an airsoft war day, all of us and our guns meet up at our buddy's place that has woods and dirt bike trails- the perfect place >we invited the m----- at our school because he really wanted to play, his mom bought him a top of the line greengas sniper rifle that probably shot like 500fps+ >he shows it off and we think it's too powerful to use and it'll hurt since most of us are using ~$30-$40 spring guns and only wearing longsleeves and jeans >m----- starts complaining, loads it up and just fires it randomly in the air >bird drops dead right in front of us, bb lodged right in its chest 66 KB JPG >m----- starts to cry because he's a 'murderer' >we try to calm him down and say that he can use it if we can shoot him with it first to see if it won't be OP >he refuses so we beat the f--- out of him, he calls his mom to pick him up and they go to the hospital >nothing too bad, a couple stitches and a bruised rib >no more airsoft wars though hope he's doing ok..
Anonymous Greentexts From Your Childhood 12/20/23(Wed)17:31:09 No.911101320 >be me, 13 or 14 hanging out with the boys >it's an airsoft war day, all of us and our guns meet up at our buddy's place that has woods and dirt bike trails- the perfect place >we invited the m----- at our school because he really wanted to play, his mom bought him a top of the line greengas sniper rifle that probably shot like 500fps+ >he shows it off and we think it's too powerful to use and it'll hurt since most of us are using ~$30-$40 spring guns and only wearing longsleeves and jeans >m----- starts complaining, loads it up and just fires it randomly in the air >bird drops dead right in front of us, bb lodged right in its chest 66 KB JPG >m----- starts to cry because he's a 'murderer' >we try to calm him down and say that he can use it if we can shoot him with it first to see if it won't be OP >he refuses so we beat the f--- out of him, he calls his mom to pick him up and they go to the hospital >nothing too bad, a couple stitches and a bruised rib >no more airsoft wars though hope he's doing ok..

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Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)16:03:19 No.193494300 mad-queen-daenerys.jpg 73 KB JPG >Daenerys heard the bells and just kind of forgot King's Landing was the Capital of the country she wanted to rule and so she burned it down for no particular reason
Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)16:03:19 No.193494300 mad-queen-daenerys.jpg 73 KB JPG >Daenerys heard the bells and just kind of forgot King's Landing was the Capital of the country she wanted to rule and so she burned it down for no particular reason

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)19:08:55 No.73108466 >makes you piss constantly >drains electrolytes and sodium levels >turns your s---- into liquid >tap water is flouridated and unsafe. >will just straight up kill you if you drink too much >you look silly carrying a water bottle everywhere, no one did this 30 years ago >you get more than enough if you eat and drink like a normal human being STOP DRINKING WATER
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)19:08:55 No.73108466 >makes you piss constantly >drains electrolytes and sodium levels >turns your s---- into liquid >tap water is flouridated and unsafe. >will just straight up kill you if you drink too much >you look silly carrying a water bottle everywhere, no one did this 30 years ago >you get more than enough if you eat and drink like a normal human being STOP DRINKING WATER

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Brushing the pain away | /r/Greentext

15m (12/21 2:12) · 75833568 · 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 5KB (190×265) · itsover.jpg 2 Replies ITS OVER >tfw havent been brushing my teeth before going to sleep for the past couple weeks because too lazy >one of my molars is now starting to hurt its over :
15m (12/21 2:12) · 75833568 · 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 5KB (190×265) · itsover.jpg 2 Replies ITS OVER >tfw havent been brushing my teeth before going to sleep for the past couple weeks because too lazy >one of my molars is now starting to hurt its over :

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Anon is getting old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)21:36:04 No.661291998 >start playing a game >feel restless and start getting tired within 30mins >maybe i dont like that game >change to another game that i loved playing >still get restless, bored and headaches within 30mins Is it over for me bros... I dont want it to be over tho.
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)21:36:04 No.661291998 >start playing a game >feel restless and start getting tired within 30mins >maybe i dont like that game >change to another game that i loved playing >still get restless, bored and headaches within 30mins Is it over for me bros... I dont want it to be over tho.

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God's plan | /r/Greentext

49m (12/21 5:20) · 75835150 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 528KB (1248 × 1664) · 1616202575712.jpg 1 Reply >one chance at life >god makes me short, black and literally autistic >only gives me a midwit level IQ of 115 anyways If God exists, he's a p------------.
49m (12/21 5:20) · 75835150 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 528KB (1248 × 1664) · 1616202575712.jpg 1 Reply >one chance at life >god makes me short, black and literally autistic >only gives me a midwit level IQ of 115 anyways If God exists, he's a p------------.

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The Gatekeeper's Guide | /r/Greentext

Anonymous OUT 98 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)01:02:57 No.75836842 >If you have ever had friends You do not belong here >if you ever had sex You do not belong here >if you talk to women You do not belong here >If you have social media You do not belong here >if you go outside You do not belong here
Anonymous OUT 98 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)01:02:57 No.75836842 >If you have ever had friends You do not belong here >if you ever had sex You do not belong here >if you talk to women You do not belong here >If you have social media You do not belong here >if you go outside You do not belong here

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Anon checks his friend's iTunes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays
Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays

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Unbroken rule | /r/Greentext

2h (12/21 3:50) 75834459 3 Re: 0 Img JPG 23KB (325 × 643) · 1564820204191.jpg >guy and girl have been in a relationship for three years >girl lives with guy in his house >girl loses feelings for guy, but wants to develop feelings for someone else before she dumps him to lessen the pain of separation >signs up for dating sites, starts going on dates with various guys without his knowledge >however, she does have a rule: no kissing or anything else physical while she's in a relationship >this goes on about four months >she tells a friend of hers about this, who tells the boyfriend >guy and girl fight >boyfriend is enraged, kicks her out of the house and blocks her on everything Did the boyfriend overreact? It doesn't really count as cheating if she refused to do anything physical with other guys, right?
2h (12/21 3:50) 75834459 3 Re: 0 Img JPG 23KB (325 × 643) · 1564820204191.jpg >guy and girl have been in a relationship for three years >girl lives with guy in his house >girl loses feelings for guy, but wants to develop feelings for someone else before she dumps him to lessen the pain of separation >signs up for dating sites, starts going on dates with various guys without his knowledge >however, she does have a rule: no kissing or anything else physical while she's in a relationship >this goes on about four months >she tells a friend of hers about this, who tells the boyfriend >guy and girl fight >boyfriend is enraged, kicks her out of the house and blocks her on everything Did the boyfriend overreact? It doesn't really count as cheating if she refused to do anything physical with other guys, right?

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Almighty's Plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related
Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related

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Counting on and on | /r/Greentext

1h (12/20 18:38) 75829570 4 Re. 1 Img JPG-29KB (491 × 454) · 45656.jpg 1 Reply : >Be 21 >Virgin bf huuugely underestimated my overall body count >"Around three or four? Not judging." he said >lol this year maybe not counting bjs
1h (12/20 18:38) 75829570 4 Re. 1 Img JPG-29KB (491 × 454) · 45656.jpg 1 Reply : >Be 21 >Virgin bf huuugely underestimated my overall body count >"Around three or four? Not judging." he said >lol this year maybe not counting bjs

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Anon has a preference | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69906983 1,1 MB PNG Πριν από 56 λεπ I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Πριν από 55 λεπ REPLY Anonymous | 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape
Anonymous | 69906983 1,1 MB PNG Πριν από 56 λεπ I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Πριν από 55 λεπ REPLY Anonymous | 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape

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Anon is still coombrained | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)01:45:08 No.75775187 >cant enjoy vidya anymore >cant enjoy anime anymore >cant enjoy books anymore >cant enjoy getting drunk anymore >all i still enjoy is eating junk and watching p--- maybe god is calling me to do something with my life 12/16/23(Sat)01:46:07 No.75775195 : Anonymous >>75775187 (OP) # >be depressed >"maybe god himself is talking to me" the absolute state of christcucks
: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)01:45:08 No.75775187 >cant enjoy vidya anymore >cant enjoy anime anymore >cant enjoy books anymore >cant enjoy getting drunk anymore >all i still enjoy is eating junk and watching p--- maybe god is calling me to do something with my life 12/16/23(Sat)01:46:07 No.75775195 : Anonymous >>75775187 (OP) # >be depressed >"maybe god himself is talking to me" the absolute state of christcucks

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Faltering Care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WHXJ6S41) [ Why are hospitals like this? EMERGENCY 327 KB JPG No.452570719 12/20/23(Wed)23:13:52 >blood dripping from my ears >waiting for two hours >ask the roastie nurse about the waiting time >yells at me "People have been waiting for fractures for 5 hours, you're not the anyone one.....bla bla bla I don't know, I don't know"
Anonymous (ID: WHXJ6S41) [ Why are hospitals like this? EMERGENCY 327 KB JPG No.452570719 12/20/23(Wed)23:13:52 >blood dripping from my ears >waiting for two hours >ask the roastie nurse about the waiting time >yells at me "People have been waiting for fractures for 5 hours, you're not the anyone one.....bla bla bla I don't know, I don't know"

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