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Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays
Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays

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Unbroken rule | /r/Greentext

2h (12/21 3:50) 75834459 3 Re: 0 Img JPG 23KB (325 × 643) · 1564820204191.jpg >guy and girl have been in a relationship for three years >girl lives with guy in his house >girl loses feelings for guy, but wants to develop feelings for someone else before she dumps him to lessen the pain of separation >signs up for dating sites, starts going on dates with various guys without his knowledge >however, she does have a rule: no kissing or anything else physical while she's in a relationship >this goes on about four months >she tells a friend of hers about this, who tells the boyfriend >guy and girl fight >boyfriend is enraged, kicks her out of the house and blocks her on everything Did the boyfriend overreact? It doesn't really count as cheating if she refused to do anything physical with other guys, right?
2h (12/21 3:50) 75834459 3 Re: 0 Img JPG 23KB (325 × 643) · 1564820204191.jpg >guy and girl have been in a relationship for three years >girl lives with guy in his house >girl loses feelings for guy, but wants to develop feelings for someone else before she dumps him to lessen the pain of separation >signs up for dating sites, starts going on dates with various guys without his knowledge >however, she does have a rule: no kissing or anything else physical while she's in a relationship >this goes on about four months >she tells a friend of hers about this, who tells the boyfriend >guy and girl fight >boyfriend is enraged, kicks her out of the house and blocks her on everything Did the boyfriend overreact? It doesn't really count as cheating if she refused to do anything physical with other guys, right?

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Almighty's Plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related
Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related

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Counting on and on | /r/Greentext

1h (12/20 18:38) 75829570 4 Re. 1 Img JPG-29KB (491 × 454) · 45656.jpg 1 Reply : >Be 21 >Virgin bf huuugely underestimated my overall body count >"Around three or four? Not judging." he said >lol this year maybe not counting bjs
1h (12/20 18:38) 75829570 4 Re. 1 Img JPG-29KB (491 × 454) · 45656.jpg 1 Reply : >Be 21 >Virgin bf huuugely underestimated my overall body count >"Around three or four? Not judging." he said >lol this year maybe not counting bjs

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Anon has a preference | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69906983 1,1 MB PNG Πριν από 56 λεπ I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Πριν από 55 λεπ REPLY Anonymous | 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape
Anonymous | 69906983 1,1 MB PNG Πριν από 56 λεπ I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that? 6 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Πριν από 55 λεπ REPLY Anonymous | 69906994 >>69906983 (OP) that's called a woman you dumb m-----------. you stupid f------ ape

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Anon is still coombrained | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)01:45:08 No.75775187 >cant enjoy vidya anymore >cant enjoy anime anymore >cant enjoy books anymore >cant enjoy getting drunk anymore >all i still enjoy is eating junk and watching p--- maybe god is calling me to do something with my life 12/16/23(Sat)01:46:07 No.75775195 : Anonymous >>75775187 (OP) # >be depressed >"maybe god himself is talking to me" the absolute state of christcucks
: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)01:45:08 No.75775187 >cant enjoy vidya anymore >cant enjoy anime anymore >cant enjoy books anymore >cant enjoy getting drunk anymore >all i still enjoy is eating junk and watching p--- maybe god is calling me to do something with my life 12/16/23(Sat)01:46:07 No.75775195 : Anonymous >>75775187 (OP) # >be depressed >"maybe god himself is talking to me" the absolute state of christcucks

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Faltering Care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WHXJ6S41) [ Why are hospitals like this? EMERGENCY 327 KB JPG No.452570719 12/20/23(Wed)23:13:52 >blood dripping from my ears >waiting for two hours >ask the roastie nurse about the waiting time >yells at me "People have been waiting for fractures for 5 hours, you're not the anyone one.....bla bla bla I don't know, I don't know"
Anonymous (ID: WHXJ6S41) [ Why are hospitals like this? EMERGENCY 327 KB JPG No.452570719 12/20/23(Wed)23:13:52 >blood dripping from my ears >waiting for two hours >ask the roastie nurse about the waiting time >yells at me "People have been waiting for fractures for 5 hours, you're not the anyone one.....bla bla bla I don't know, I don't know"

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Pink dreams | /r/Greentext

5m (12/21 2:22) · 75833655 · 0 Re · 0 Img JPG 50KB (637 × 358) · download (1).jpg • >watch the first episode of Madoka with my 90 year old grandmother >she doesn't have dementia, but she's in a wheelchair and sleeps a lot >ask her what she thinks of the show >"The girl with the pink hair is nice, I like her" I have the coolest grandmother here
5m (12/21 2:22) · 75833655 · 0 Re · 0 Img JPG 50KB (637 × 358) · download (1).jpg • >watch the first episode of Madoka with my 90 year old grandmother >she doesn't have dementia, but she's in a wheelchair and sleeps a lot >ask her what she thinks of the show >"The girl with the pink hair is nice, I like her" I have the coolest grandmother here

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The Irish Connection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: cMBQ+aUh) [ 12/20/23(Wed)17:45:24 No.19268748 >Been talking to a 50yo Irish lady on X for some days who wants to help me break out of my inceldom >She says I'm socially f----- at 25 and the only way to break out of my isolation is to move abroad and start over again, maybe with less extroverted people >She tells me to destroy my documents at the Dublin airport and make up a believable story to trick the civil servants into giving me free accommodation until I find a job >Says lots of people are already claiming asylum from the US, UK, Georgia etc. and the government doesn't care Should I unironically bet my life and try this crazy scheme? 1.87 MB JPG
Anonymous (ID: cMBQ+aUh) [ 12/20/23(Wed)17:45:24 No.19268748 >Been talking to a 50yo Irish lady on X for some days who wants to help me break out of my inceldom >She says I'm socially f----- at 25 and the only way to break out of my isolation is to move abroad and start over again, maybe with less extroverted people >She tells me to destroy my documents at the Dublin airport and make up a believable story to trick the civil servants into giving me free accommodation until I find a job >Says lots of people are already claiming asylum from the US, UK, Georgia etc. and the government doesn't care Should I unironically bet my life and try this crazy scheme? 1.87 MB JPG

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Anon meets his first kiss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 165 KB JPG 05/07/21 (Fri)06:39:45 No.63555908 >be >walking to work >see the first girl i ever kissed walking down the street >always remembered her, always regretted never making a relationship with her >she had always been an angel in my mind >make small talk and add her on facebook later that day >check out her account to see if shes single >my blood runs cold >my memories have just been sold >she has an onlyfans >my angel is in simp folds
: Anonymous 165 KB JPG 05/07/21 (Fri)06:39:45 No.63555908 >be >walking to work >see the first girl i ever kissed walking down the street >always remembered her, always regretted never making a relationship with her >she had always been an angel in my mind >make small talk and add her on facebook later that day >check out her account to see if shes single >my blood runs cold >my memories have just been sold >she has an onlyfans >my angel is in simp folds

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Anon gambles | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-12-18 at (...).png (305 KB, 926x760) Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)18:37:29 No.911019583 >Be me, 24y/o neet >Want fast money to buy tendies >Discover this gambling site called Stake >Decide to give it a shot, because why not? >Start with a small amount, just to test the waters >H--------, I'm on a winning streak >Feeling like a goddamn genius, I keep winning, thinking I'm invincible >Wager a few thousand every day >Usually make $1-2k per week >Start posting my wins on TikTok, just to flex on zoomer retards >Mikki Mase, one of those TikTok gambling retards, starts following me >Feels good to be noticed by someone famous, even if he's a total moron >But then, my dumbass brain gets an idea >I decide to take my winning streak to the next level >Book a flight to Vegas, ready to conquer the f------ world >Arrive in Vegas, feeling like a high roller >Step into the Venetian, the lights and sounds overwhelm me >Sit at the blackjack table, feeling confident as ever >Start betting big, thinking I'll double my winnings in no time >First hand, I get dealt a 20, dealer has a 6 >There's no way I can lose this, right? >Dealer pulls a f------ 5-card 21 out of his ass >My face goes from excitement to pure shock >I lose my s---, start yelling at the dealer >Security comes over, drags my dumb ass out of the casino >I'm banned from the Venetian, standing outside like a f------ idiot >Realize I've lost all my winnings from Stake, plus the money for the trip >What the f--- was I thinking? I'm a f------ retard >post my loss story on TikTok >Mikki Mase, that TikTok idiot, unfollows me >Can't blame him, I'm a f------ loser now >End up spending the night on a park bench, contemplating my life choices >Realize I've hit rock bottom, all because I thought I was some gambling god >Fly home >Learn my lesson the hard way, never to be a dumbass again
File: Screenshot 2023-12-18 at (...).png (305 KB, 926x760) Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)18:37:29 No.911019583 >Be me, 24y/o neet >Want fast money to buy tendies >Discover this gambling site called Stake >Decide to give it a shot, because why not? >Start with a small amount, just to test the waters >H--------, I'm on a winning streak >Feeling like a goddamn genius, I keep winning, thinking I'm invincible >Wager a few thousand every day >Usually make $1-2k per week >Start posting my wins on TikTok, just to flex on zoomer retards >Mikki Mase, one of those TikTok gambling retards, starts following me >Feels good to be noticed by someone famous, even if he's a total moron >But then, my dumbass brain gets an idea >I decide to take my winning streak to the next level >Book a flight to Vegas, ready to conquer the f------ world >Arrive in Vegas, feeling like a high roller >Step into the Venetian, the lights and sounds overwhelm me >Sit at the blackjack table, feeling confident as ever >Start betting big, thinking I'll double my winnings in no time >First hand, I get dealt a 20, dealer has a 6 >There's no way I can lose this, right? >Dealer pulls a f------ 5-card 21 out of his ass >My face goes from excitement to pure shock >I lose my s---, start yelling at the dealer >Security comes over, drags my dumb ass out of the casino >I'm banned from the Venetian, standing outside like a f------ idiot >Realize I've lost all my winnings from Stake, plus the money for the trip >What the f--- was I thinking? I'm a f------ retard >post my loss story on TikTok >Mikki Mase, that TikTok idiot, unfollows me >Can't blame him, I'm a f------ loser now >End up spending the night on a park bench, contemplating my life choices >Realize I've hit rock bottom, all because I thought I was some gambling god >Fly home >Learn my lesson the hard way, never to be a dumbass again

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Anon gets touched | /r/Greentext

>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins
>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins

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More than I can take | /r/Greentext

2h (12/20 20:33) · 75830498 · 5 Re · 1 Img JPG 89KB (1024 × 1007) · CAOB010D-8AFE-4208-870D-2C2E9AD64200.jpg 3 Replies >You are annoying >talk less >why aren't you talking more? >talk more >you are annoying :
2h (12/20 20:33) · 75830498 · 5 Re · 1 Img JPG 89KB (1024 × 1007) · CAOB010D-8AFE-4208-870D-2C2E9AD64200.jpg 3 Replies >You are annoying >talk less >why aren't you talking more? >talk more >you are annoying :

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Homosexual notion | /r/Greentext

1h (12/20 21:51) · 75831195 · 2 Re · 0 Img JPG 41KB (657 × 635) · 1512694864903.jpg 1 Reply >lost weight >stay fit with stretching and light exercise >eat gooder >use lotion and have a face regimen with proper products >girls all over me now Holy f--- I didn't do this s--- for so long because I thought it was 'gay' to take care of my skin and use lotion. I didn't actively think about that fact, I just didn't take care of my skin like a woman and now I feel foolish. Shed the underage male logic friends.
1h (12/20 21:51) · 75831195 · 2 Re · 0 Img JPG 41KB (657 × 635) · 1512694864903.jpg 1 Reply >lost weight >stay fit with stretching and light exercise >eat gooder >use lotion and have a face regimen with proper products >girls all over me now Holy f--- I didn't do this s--- for so long because I thought it was 'gay' to take care of my skin and use lotion. I didn't actively think about that fact, I just didn't take care of my skin like a woman and now I feel foolish. Shed the underage male logic friends.

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Well rounded love | /r/Greentext

3h (12/20 16:32) 75828765- 6 Re - 2 Img JPG 135KB (890×1024) 1692217163444790.jpg 5 Replies : >wearing a tight jeans to show off her well rounded ass all time and has an acc on every social media >gets approached by every type of men 24/7 >dates an ugly 1m70cm brown minimum wage drug addict >he pounds her p---- then leave her with a child to raise alone >she still loves him how could this even possible?
3h (12/20 16:32) 75828765- 6 Re - 2 Img JPG 135KB (890×1024) 1692217163444790.jpg 5 Replies : >wearing a tight jeans to show off her well rounded ass all time and has an acc on every social media >gets approached by every type of men 24/7 >dates an ugly 1m70cm brown minimum wage drug addict >he pounds her p---- then leave her with a child to raise alone >she still loves him how could this even possible?

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1h (12/21 1:18) 75833149 4 Re. 1 Img PNG 151KB (497 × 511) · qdwOaso.png 2 Replies . >when I was young doctors predicted I'd be 6'0 >21 now >5'7
1h (12/21 1:18) 75833149 4 Re. 1 Img PNG 151KB (497 × 511) · qdwOaso.png 2 Replies . >when I was young doctors predicted I'd be 6'0 >21 now >5'7

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Cigarette after sex | /r/Greentext

3h (12/20 23:22) · 75831988 · 4 Re. 0 Img JPG 391KB (1199 × 1701) · 7343DD62-A620-473D-9308-A320DFD6E436.jpg 3 Replies : What does it mean when the escort gets really cuddly with you? On her page it said she does not do any kissing or whatever but after we f----- she did these >share a c-------- with me >kissed >cuddled >made me some food Was this her trying to be genuinely nice or apart of the job
3h (12/20 23:22) · 75831988 · 4 Re. 0 Img JPG 391KB (1199 × 1701) · 7343DD62-A620-473D-9308-A320DFD6E436.jpg 3 Replies : What does it mean when the escort gets really cuddly with you? On her page it said she does not do any kissing or whatever but after we f----- she did these >share a c-------- with me >kissed >cuddled >made me some food Was this her trying to be genuinely nice or apart of the job

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Hate by design | /r/Greentext

1h (12/21 1:04) · 75833022 · 11 Re · 3 Img JPG 319KB (1200 × 675) · Count Dooku.jpg 5 Replies Signature look of superiority former I more re Take the elitist pill bro's. I realized I am motivated to work hard in school because I hate poor people so that motivates me to try to be more successful. Then I realized I can apply it to the rest of my life. >Watching P---? >It is beneath me >Over consuming alcohol? >Plebeian behavior >Skipping the gym? >Only the weak and pathetic do that >Social Media? >Low brow dross meant to appeal to the retarded masses Disdain that which is meant to hold you back. Hate those who are less than you and do not let them drag you down. :
1h (12/21 1:04) · 75833022 · 11 Re · 3 Img JPG 319KB (1200 × 675) · Count Dooku.jpg 5 Replies Signature look of superiority former I more re Take the elitist pill bro's. I realized I am motivated to work hard in school because I hate poor people so that motivates me to try to be more successful. Then I realized I can apply it to the rest of my life. >Watching P---? >It is beneath me >Over consuming alcohol? >Plebeian behavior >Skipping the gym? >Only the weak and pathetic do that >Social Media? >Low brow dross meant to appeal to the retarded masses Disdain that which is meant to hold you back. Hate those who are less than you and do not let them drag you down. :

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Licking cream | /r/Greentext

38m (12/20 22:30) 75831507-12 Re - 0 Img JPG 581KB (1242 × 909) · 9e6.jpg 6 Replies The female mind >On a date with my gf >Do you want some ice-cream >Gf says no >Ok >Gf gets p----- >What's the matter >Nothing >Ask her like five more times while she gets more and more p----- >Gf angrily says that she actually wanted ice cream, but only if I wanted it too and now she's p----- that I didn't want it because that means she can't have it either How are women able to function like this? I literally cannot comprehend their mentall processing, it like their psyche is a f------ insane asylum
38m (12/20 22:30) 75831507-12 Re - 0 Img JPG 581KB (1242 × 909) · 9e6.jpg 6 Replies The female mind >On a date with my gf >Do you want some ice-cream >Gf says no >Ok >Gf gets p----- >What's the matter >Nothing >Ask her like five more times while she gets more and more p----- >Gf angrily says that she actually wanted ice cream, but only if I wanted it too and now she's p----- that I didn't want it because that means she can't have it either How are women able to function like this? I literally cannot comprehend their mentall processing, it like their psyche is a f------ insane asylum

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Anon misses the old Internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ancient Memes D 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No.70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet
: Anonymous Ancient Memes D 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No.70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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