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1h (12/21 1:18) 75833149 4 Re. 1 Img PNG 151KB (497 × 511) · qdwOaso.png 2 Replies . >when I was young doctors predicted I'd be 6'0 >21 now >5'7
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3h (12/20 23:22) · 75831988 · 4 Re. 0 Img JPG 391KB (1199 × 1701) · 7343DD62-A620-473D-9308-A320DFD6E436.jpg 3 Replies : What does it mean when the escort gets really cuddly with you? On her page it said she does not do any kissing or whatever but after we f----- she did these >share a c-------- with me >kissed >cuddled >made me some food Was this her trying to be genuinely nice or apart of the job
3h (12/20 23:22) · 75831988 · 4 Re. 0 Img JPG 391KB (1199 × 1701) · 7343DD62-A620-473D-9308-A320DFD6E436.jpg 3 Replies : What does it mean when the escort gets really cuddly with you? On her page it said she does not do any kissing or whatever but after we f----- she did these >share a c-------- with me >kissed >cuddled >made me some food Was this her trying to be genuinely nice or apart of the job

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1h (12/21 1:04) · 75833022 · 11 Re · 3 Img JPG 319KB (1200 × 675) · Count Dooku.jpg 5 Replies Signature look of superiority former I more re Take the elitist pill bro's. I realized I am motivated to work hard in school because I hate poor people so that motivates me to try to be more successful. Then I realized I can apply it to the rest of my life. >Watching P---? >It is beneath me >Over consuming alcohol? >Plebeian behavior >Skipping the gym? >Only the weak and pathetic do that >Social Media? >Low brow dross meant to appeal to the retarded masses Disdain that which is meant to hold you back. Hate those who are less than you and do not let them drag you down. :
1h (12/21 1:04) · 75833022 · 11 Re · 3 Img JPG 319KB (1200 × 675) · Count Dooku.jpg 5 Replies Signature look of superiority former I more re Take the elitist pill bro's. I realized I am motivated to work hard in school because I hate poor people so that motivates me to try to be more successful. Then I realized I can apply it to the rest of my life. >Watching P---? >It is beneath me >Over consuming alcohol? >Plebeian behavior >Skipping the gym? >Only the weak and pathetic do that >Social Media? >Low brow dross meant to appeal to the retarded masses Disdain that which is meant to hold you back. Hate those who are less than you and do not let them drag you down. :

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38m (12/20 22:30) 75831507-12 Re - 0 Img JPG 581KB (1242 × 909) · 9e6.jpg 6 Replies The female mind >On a date with my gf >Do you want some ice-cream >Gf says no >Ok >Gf gets p----- >What's the matter >Nothing >Ask her like five more times while she gets more and more p----- >Gf angrily says that she actually wanted ice cream, but only if I wanted it too and now she's p----- that I didn't want it because that means she can't have it either How are women able to function like this? I literally cannot comprehend their mentall processing, it like their psyche is a f------ insane asylum
38m (12/20 22:30) 75831507-12 Re - 0 Img JPG 581KB (1242 × 909) · 9e6.jpg 6 Replies The female mind >On a date with my gf >Do you want some ice-cream >Gf says no >Ok >Gf gets p----- >What's the matter >Nothing >Ask her like five more times while she gets more and more p----- >Gf angrily says that she actually wanted ice cream, but only if I wanted it too and now she's p----- that I didn't want it because that means she can't have it either How are women able to function like this? I literally cannot comprehend their mentall processing, it like their psyche is a f------ insane asylum

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Anon misses the old Internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ancient Memes D 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No.70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet
: Anonymous Ancient Memes D 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No.70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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Broken Hearts and Broken System | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:17:08 No.75828680 >Avoid stacies and normie girls because I know I'm an incel and I stand no chance >Talk to socially crippled and shy girls instead >try to make them feel comfortable, invite them to do stuff together, encourage them to open up without forcing them, talk about the hobbies we share together >"haha anon you're so confident and sweet I want to spend time with you <3 <3 <3" >get ghosted anyway >BREAKING NEWS: MALE EPIDEMIC WENT UP BY 400% IN 2023 AND WOMEN ARE BAFFLED. WHY AREN'T MEN APPROACHING WOMEN 262 KB JPG ANYMORE??? It really is a f------ enigma
Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:17:08 No.75828680 >Avoid stacies and normie girls because I know I'm an incel and I stand no chance >Talk to socially crippled and shy girls instead >try to make them feel comfortable, invite them to do stuff together, encourage them to open up without forcing them, talk about the hobbies we share together >"haha anon you're so confident and sweet I want to spend time with you <3 <3 <3" >get ghosted anyway >BREAKING NEWS: MALE EPIDEMIC WENT UP BY 400% IN 2023 AND WOMEN ARE BAFFLED. WHY AREN'T MEN APPROACHING WOMEN 262 KB JPG ANYMORE??? It really is a f------ enigma

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Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:45:21 >p------------ gypsy fills out the room with her 4 kids making the bus really crowded >girl backs her ass up into my lap for around 10 seconds while trying to make space for the subhumans >girl apologizes for doing that No.75829239 >says its fine >she tries to make small talk >really embarrassing small talk, it was 1 question, a 2 word answer and then silence for 5 more minutes >thanks to the small talk I realized she's going to the same college as me >awkwardly exchanges socials I'd like to announce my first girlfriend r9k
Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:45:21 >p------------ gypsy fills out the room with her 4 kids making the bus really crowded >girl backs her ass up into my lap for around 10 seconds while trying to make space for the subhumans >girl apologizes for doing that No.75829239 >says its fine >she tries to make small talk >really embarrassing small talk, it was 1 question, a 2 word answer and then silence for 5 more minutes >thanks to the small talk I realized she's going to the same college as me >awkwardly exchanges socials I'd like to announce my first girlfriend r9k

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Doggystyle | /r/Greentext

2h (12/20 18:19) · 75829433 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 51KB (500 × 500). 859efdbf1823f2a9c8f90a7e36b2c0f482f5672fr1-500-500v2_00.jpg 5 Replies : >he FINALLY agreed to let me own him for 3 days What should I do with him? >keeping him tied up while snuggling watching movies >making him wear a dog collar >letting me practice my acupuncture while he's blindfolded and gagged >has to call me "Princess" Any other ideas?
2h (12/20 18:19) · 75829433 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 51KB (500 × 500). 859efdbf1823f2a9c8f90a7e36b2c0f482f5672fr1-500-500v2_00.jpg 5 Replies : >he FINALLY agreed to let me own him for 3 days What should I do with him? >keeping him tied up while snuggling watching movies >making him wear a dog collar >letting me practice my acupuncture while he's blindfolded and gagged >has to call me "Princess" Any other ideas?

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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)08:57:49 No.75828927 >white forum >half the post are about i-----, cocks, and p---------
Anonymous 63 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)08:57:49 No.75828927 >white forum >half the post are about i-----, cocks, and p---------

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18m (12/20 22:49) · 75831654 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 83KB (1064 × 751) · literallyme.jpg 5 Replies Larrusmal KING COMP Lol >Have crush on friend of friend >Ask her out >She politely declines and says she isn't ready for a relationship >Few months pass by and she has a boyfriend despite what she says >He beats the s--- out of her so badly she almost dies and has to go to the hospital Is it bad that I laughed
18m (12/20 22:49) · 75831654 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 83KB (1064 × 751) · literallyme.jpg 5 Replies Larrusmal KING COMP Lol >Have crush on friend of friend >Ask her out >She politely declines and says she isn't ready for a relationship >Few months pass by and she has a boyfriend despite what she says >He beats the s--- out of her so badly she almost dies and has to go to the hospital Is it bad that I laughed

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Anonymous ww 12/19/23(Tue)23:26:48 No.75825406 >meet girl on 4chan dating app >we hit it off >visit her >take her virginity >next day we decide to take edibles together 7 KB PNG >have never been high in my life because I always wrote it off as dumb s--- that normies do, so this is a completely new experience for me >become paranoid that she is actually a succubus who orchestrated this whole thing to lure me to her house and kill me and eat me >go to the bathroom, vomit my guts out >she tries to comfort me, scream "BEGONE WENCH I AM WISE TO YOUR TRUCKS" at the top of my lungs >suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably >"baby I'm sorry I didn't mean it also are you a witch be honest" >she just stares at me blankly >"also which evangelion girl are you, if you had to pick one who would it be" >"uh...rei I guess" >fall into her arms weeping >vomit again >at this point she hands me a trash bag >"sheeeeeit thanks n----" >"anon what the f---" >"Imao you just got snicked" >come to my senses >4 hours have passed >apologize profusely >somehow we're still together https://web.duolicious.appi
Anonymous ww 12/19/23(Tue)23:26:48 No.75825406 >meet girl on 4chan dating app >we hit it off >visit her >take her virginity >next day we decide to take edibles together 7 KB PNG >have never been high in my life because I always wrote it off as dumb s--- that normies do, so this is a completely new experience for me >become paranoid that she is actually a succubus who orchestrated this whole thing to lure me to her house and kill me and eat me >go to the bathroom, vomit my guts out >she tries to comfort me, scream "BEGONE WENCH I AM WISE TO YOUR TRUCKS" at the top of my lungs >suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably >"baby I'm sorry I didn't mean it also are you a witch be honest" >she just stares at me blankly >"also which evangelion girl are you, if you had to pick one who would it be" >"uh...rei I guess" >fall into her arms weeping >vomit again >at this point she hands me a trash bag >"sheeeeeit thanks n----" >"anon what the f---" >"Imao you just got snicked" >come to my senses >4 hours have passed >apologize profusely >somehow we're still together https://web.duolicious.appi

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Anonymous Coke vs Pepsi 827 KB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)07:15:06 No.75828199 Normoids think that nobody can tell the difference in taste between these in a blind taste test, and simultaneously, that people prefer pepsi. Which is it? >I recall doing a taste test back in school >Loudly proclaim I can tell the difference in a blind test >Teacher challenges me >Oklol >Pours pepsi in one cup and coke in another >Gives to me *SLURP* >"Coke" *SLURP* >"Pepsi" Everyone's confused how I can tell. >"Coke is more bitter." "No it isn't!" >"I can tell the difference and you can't. I say it's more bitter. It's bitter." >Grumbling and we move on If CHAD had done it everyone would've been amazed and taken his word for it -_-
Anonymous Coke vs Pepsi 827 KB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)07:15:06 No.75828199 Normoids think that nobody can tell the difference in taste between these in a blind taste test, and simultaneously, that people prefer pepsi. Which is it? >I recall doing a taste test back in school >Loudly proclaim I can tell the difference in a blind test >Teacher challenges me >Oklol >Pours pepsi in one cup and coke in another >Gives to me *SLURP* >"Coke" *SLURP* >"Pepsi" Everyone's confused how I can tell. >"Coke is more bitter." "No it isn't!" >"I can tell the difference and you can't. I say it's more bitter. It's bitter." >Grumbling and we move on If CHAD had done it everyone would've been amazed and taken his word for it -_-

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: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:31:54 No.191463934 maxresdefault.jpg 45 KB JPG Who the f--- plays this s----- character? >spend most of your time just hitting your machines. >literally schizoid paranoid gameplay as you constantly have to check for spies >a single good demo or soldier destroys your entire purpose >you don't even get to see any action since your weapons suck, you just have to hide behind your sentry and wait for either A) your aimbot sentry killing something or B), dying and repeating the process
: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:31:54 No.191463934 maxresdefault.jpg 45 KB JPG Who the f--- plays this s----- character? >spend most of your time just hitting your machines. >literally schizoid paranoid gameplay as you constantly have to check for spies >a single good demo or soldier destroys your entire purpose >you don't even get to see any action since your weapons suck, you just have to hide behind your sentry and wait for either A) your aimbot sentry killing something or B), dying and repeating the process

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Anonymous 165 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)01:25:22 No.75826227 Bros...... >be 24 >make dating app profile >specify I'm a sub >no matches with women >remove the part where I say I'm a sub >get plentiful matches with women I just want a dominant girlfriend who lets me call her mommy SO BAD, anons.
Anonymous 165 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)01:25:22 No.75826227 Bros...... >be 24 >make dating app profile >specify I'm a sub >no matches with women >remove the part where I say I'm a sub >get plentiful matches with women I just want a dominant girlfriend who lets me call her mommy SO BAD, anons.

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Anonymous 783 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:36:39 No.911084588 cuckold thread? >wife is an ex pornstar. >kinda famous in the mid 2000s. >occasionally a friend will recognize her. >they always mention it >I ask if they want a go with her >they always say yes >let them have her for a night if they agree to take pics pic related. one of my buddies took it right before he went to town on her.
Anonymous 783 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:36:39 No.911084588 cuckold thread? >wife is an ex pornstar. >kinda famous in the mid 2000s. >occasionally a friend will recognize her. >they always mention it >I ask if they want a go with her >they always say yes >let them have her for a night if they agree to take pics pic related. one of my buddies took it right before he went to town on her.

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Anonymous 56 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:09:11 No.75829016 >Be me >22 >Was a loser in high school >Decided to turn my life around >Now fit and I make pretty good money >Still can't get a gf >Have 18 y/o brother >Also was a loser in high school >5'11 120 lbs >Complete nerd >Unemployed >He pulled an absolute qt in his first semester at college >Short, skinny, kinda tomboyish, stemfag >Exactly my type >His girlfriend being here is driving me insane >Envy that I've never felt before What the f--- am I doing wrong?
Anonymous 56 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:09:11 No.75829016 >Be me >22 >Was a loser in high school >Decided to turn my life around >Now fit and I make pretty good money >Still can't get a gf >Have 18 y/o brother >Also was a loser in high school >5'11 120 lbs >Complete nerd >Unemployed >He pulled an absolute qt in his first semester at college >Short, skinny, kinda tomboyish, stemfag >Exactly my type >His girlfriend being here is driving me insane >Envy that I've never felt before What the f--- am I doing wrong?

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anon thinks chess is woke | /r/Greentext

4 replies I #1, No. 661280639 12/20/23 3:19:41 AM 1703071042526 PNG 2048x2732 909.6 kB >the queen is literally the strongest piece >the king is the weakest and must be protected >pawns can transition into any piece they choose is chess transcoded?? #2, No. 661280818 12/20/23 3:23:04 AM /pol/troonsis, this isn't a videogame #3, No. 661280904 12/20/23 3:25:07 AM nah, it's just woke ESG goyslop I #4, No. 661280996 12/20/23 3:27:36 AM >>661280639 (OP) (You) Every piece except the king is a girl It's literally just like those gacha games where the only male is the MC controlling everything.
4 replies I #1, No. 661280639 12/20/23 3:19:41 AM 1703071042526 PNG 2048x2732 909.6 kB >the queen is literally the strongest piece >the king is the weakest and must be protected >pawns can transition into any piece they choose is chess transcoded?? #2, No. 661280818 12/20/23 3:23:04 AM /pol/troonsis, this isn't a videogame #3, No. 661280904 12/20/23 3:25:07 AM nah, it's just woke ESG goyslop I #4, No. 661280996 12/20/23 3:27:36 AM >>661280639 (OP) (You) Every piece except the king is a girl It's literally just like those gacha games where the only male is the MC controlling everything.

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1h (12/19 18:23) 75818467-9 Re- 0 Img JPG 40KB (637 × 358) download (10).jpg 6 Replies i hate moids so much >be me >19 years old >meet same age 6'0 nice strong traditionally masculine guy with his own place and seemingly good finances >befriend him >ask him out >his family is full of successful millionaires >seems to be well adjusted and doesnt have any mental problems >has a ton of friends >turns out he is actually a failson who cut ties with his entire family to be a soldier and police officer making 50k/yr at best >"no anon i dont do drugs or alcohol, that's immoral, i think you should cut that out its bad for you, especially weed blah blah blah" why are moids like this
1h (12/19 18:23) 75818467-9 Re- 0 Img JPG 40KB (637 × 358) download (10).jpg 6 Replies i hate moids so much >be me >19 years old >meet same age 6'0 nice strong traditionally masculine guy with his own place and seemingly good finances >befriend him >ask him out >his family is full of successful millionaires >seems to be well adjusted and doesnt have any mental problems >has a ton of friends >turns out he is actually a failson who cut ties with his entire family to be a soldier and police officer making 50k/yr at best >"no anon i dont do drugs or alcohol, that's immoral, i think you should cut that out its bad for you, especially weed blah blah blah" why are moids like this

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Anon complains about Deshaun Watson | /r/Greentext

Deshaun Watson @deshaunwatson ... I never thought weeaboos would come to my defense but hey I'll take it Leave him alone and let him play for the Browns! Follow Deshaun defender Why do you keep attacking Deshaun Watson even though it's been years since he did what he did? Anonymous (ID: h4FvWBTE) 12/20/23(Wed)01:35:31 No.19266542 ✓ >Posting chinese cartoons to defend yourself as a professional NFL quarterback What the f--- is wrong with this man
Deshaun Watson @deshaunwatson ... I never thought weeaboos would come to my defense but hey I'll take it Leave him alone and let him play for the Browns! Follow Deshaun defender Why do you keep attacking Deshaun Watson even though it's been years since he did what he did? Anonymous (ID: h4FvWBTE) 12/20/23(Wed)01:35:31 No.19266542 ✓ >Posting chinese cartoons to defend yourself as a professional NFL quarterback What the f--- is wrong with this man

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Mentally pleasing | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:00) 75820136 - 25 Re - 0 Img JPG 176KB (1440 × 960) · 1670890807_peepeebabes-club-p-amelia-wang-baltazar-chastnaya-erotika-13.jpg 3 Replies 1600 facialabuse.com Am I asexual? >feel romantic attraction, would enjoy kissing,cuddling, feel romantically attracted to guys but do jot have any lewd thoughts about the specific guys >feel physical sexual arousal while masturbating (clit) >don't feel any physical sexual pleasure when having penus in vagina sex (might have vaginismus cause it also hurts) >feel mental sexual pleasure from my kink of me being used as a sexdoll, I fap to painal p--- since that fits the kink. But I do not get any physical pleasure from it, it is hot mentally The issue with the last part is that I do not like having this kink, it is gross and goes against my values. I do not think I could engage with it since afterwards I could not look at my boyfriend the same way. I wish I did not derive pleasure from this, it's disgusting. Idk how to explain this to future of
2h (12/19 22:00) 75820136 - 25 Re - 0 Img JPG 176KB (1440 × 960) · 1670890807_peepeebabes-club-p-amelia-wang-baltazar-chastnaya-erotika-13.jpg 3 Replies 1600 facialabuse.com Am I asexual? >feel romantic attraction, would enjoy kissing,cuddling, feel romantically attracted to guys but do jot have any lewd thoughts about the specific guys >feel physical sexual arousal while masturbating (clit) >don't feel any physical sexual pleasure when having penus in vagina sex (might have vaginismus cause it also hurts) >feel mental sexual pleasure from my kink of me being used as a sexdoll, I fap to painal p--- since that fits the kink. But I do not get any physical pleasure from it, it is hot mentally The issue with the last part is that I do not like having this kink, it is gross and goes against my values. I do not think I could engage with it since afterwards I could not look at my boyfriend the same way. I wish I did not derive pleasure from this, it's disgusting. Idk how to explain this to future of

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