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Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:17:08 No.75828680 >Avoid stacies and normie girls because I know I'm an incel and I stand no chance >Talk to socially crippled and shy girls instead >try to make them feel comfortable, invite them to do stuff together, encourage them to open up without forcing them, talk about the hobbies we share together >"haha anon you're so confident and sweet I want to spend time with you <3 <3 <3" >get ghosted anyway >BREAKING NEWS: MALE EPIDEMIC WENT UP BY 400% IN 2023 AND WOMEN ARE BAFFLED. WHY AREN'T MEN APPROACHING WOMEN 262 KB JPG ANYMORE??? It really is a f------ enigma

Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:17:08 No.75828680 >Avoid stacies and normie girls because I know I'm an incel and I stand no chance >Talk to socially crippled and shy girls instead >try to make them feel comfortable, invite them to do stuff together, encourage them to open up without forcing them, talk about the hobbies we share together >"haha anon you're so confident and sweet I want to spend time with you <3 <3 <3" >get ghosted anyway >BREAKING NEWS: MALE EPIDEMIC WENT UP BY 400% IN 2023 AND WOMEN ARE BAFFLED. WHY AREN'T MEN APPROACHING WOMEN 262 KB JPG ANYMORE??? It really is a f------ enigma

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Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:45:21 >p------------ gypsy fills out the room with her 4 kids making the bus really crowded >girl backs her ass up into my lap for around 10 seconds while trying to make space for the subhumans >girl apologizes for doing that No.75829239 >says its fine >she tries to make small talk >really embarrassing small talk, it was 1 question, a 2 word answer and then silence for 5 more minutes >thanks to the small talk I realized she's going to the same college as me >awkwardly exchanges socials I'd like to announce my first girlfriend r9k

Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:45:21 >p------------ gypsy fills out the room with her 4 kids making the bus really crowded >girl backs her ass up into my lap for around 10 seconds while trying to make space for the subhumans >girl apologizes for doing that No.75829239 >says its fine >she tries to make small talk >really embarrassing small talk, it was 1 question, a 2 word answer and then silence for 5 more minutes >thanks to the small talk I realized she's going to the same college as me >awkwardly exchanges socials I'd like to announce my first girlfriend r9k

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Doggystyle | /r/Greentext

2h (12/20 18:19) · 75829433 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 51KB (500 × 500). 859efdbf1823f2a9c8f90a7e36b2c0f482f5672fr1-500-500v2_00.jpg 5 Replies : >he FINALLY agreed to let me own him for 3 days What should I do with him? >keeping him tied up while snuggling watching movies >making him wear a dog collar >letting me practice my acupuncture while he's blindfolded and gagged >has to call me "Princess" Any other ideas?

2h (12/20 18:19) · 75829433 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 51KB (500 × 500). 859efdbf1823f2a9c8f90a7e36b2c0f482f5672fr1-500-500v2_00.jpg 5 Replies : >he FINALLY agreed to let me own him for 3 days What should I do with him? >keeping him tied up while snuggling watching movies >making him wear a dog collar >letting me practice my acupuncture while he's blindfolded and gagged >has to call me "Princess" Any other ideas?

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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)08:57:49 No.75828927 >white forum >half the post are about i-----, cocks, and p---------

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)08:57:49 No.75828927 >white forum >half the post are about i-----, cocks, and p---------

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Politely beaten | /r/Greentext

18m (12/20 22:49) · 75831654 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 83KB (1064 × 751) · literallyme.jpg 5 Replies Larrusmal KING COMP Lol >Have crush on friend of friend >Ask her out >She politely declines and says she isn't ready for a relationship >Few months pass by and she has a boyfriend despite what she says >He beats the s--- out of her so badly she almost dies and has to go to the hospital Is it bad that I laughed

18m (12/20 22:49) · 75831654 · 10 Re · 1 Img JPG 83KB (1064 × 751) · literallyme.jpg 5 Replies Larrusmal KING COMP Lol >Have crush on friend of friend >Ask her out >She politely declines and says she isn't ready for a relationship >Few months pass by and she has a boyfriend despite what she says >He beats the s--- out of her so badly she almost dies and has to go to the hospital Is it bad that I laughed

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Chancing Love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ww 12/19/23(Tue)23:26:48 No.75825406 >meet girl on 4chan dating app >we hit it off >visit her >take her virginity >next day we decide to take edibles together 7 KB PNG >have never been high in my life because I always wrote it off as dumb s--- that normies do, so this is a completely new experience for me >become paranoid that she is actually a succubus who orchestrated this whole thing to lure me to her house and kill me and eat me >go to the bathroom, vomit my guts out >she tries to comfort me, scream "BEGONE WENCH I AM WISE TO YOUR TRUCKS" at the top of my lungs >suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably >"baby I'm sorry I didn't mean it also are you a witch be honest" >she just stares at me blankly >"also which evangelion girl are you, if you had to pick one who would it be" >"uh...rei I guess" >fall into her arms weeping >vomit again >at this point she hands me a trash bag >"sheeeeeit thanks n----" >"anon what the f---" >"Imao you just got snicked" >come to my senses >4 hours have passed >apologize profusely >somehow we're still together https://web.duolicious.appi

Anonymous ww 12/19/23(Tue)23:26:48 No.75825406 >meet girl on 4chan dating app >we hit it off >visit her >take her virginity >next day we decide to take edibles together 7 KB PNG >have never been high in my life because I always wrote it off as dumb s--- that normies do, so this is a completely new experience for me >become paranoid that she is actually a succubus who orchestrated this whole thing to lure me to her house and kill me and eat me >go to the bathroom, vomit my guts out >she tries to comfort me, scream "BEGONE WENCH I AM WISE TO YOUR TRUCKS" at the top of my lungs >suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably >"baby I'm sorry I didn't mean it also are you a witch be honest" >she just stares at me blankly >"also which evangelion girl are you, if you had to pick one who would it be" >"uh...rei I guess" >fall into her arms weeping >vomit again >at this point she hands me a trash bag >"sheeeeeit thanks n----" >"anon what the f---" >"Imao you just got snicked" >come to my senses >4 hours have passed >apologize profusely >somehow we're still together https://web.duolicious.appi

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Sipping Contrasts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Coke vs Pepsi 827 KB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)07:15:06 No.75828199 Normoids think that nobody can tell the difference in taste between these in a blind taste test, and simultaneously, that people prefer pepsi. Which is it? >I recall doing a taste test back in school >Loudly proclaim I can tell the difference in a blind test >Teacher challenges me >Oklol >Pours pepsi in one cup and coke in another >Gives to me *SLURP* >"Coke" *SLURP* >"Pepsi" Everyone's confused how I can tell. >"Coke is more bitter." "No it isn't!" >"I can tell the difference and you can't. I say it's more bitter. It's bitter." >Grumbling and we move on If CHAD had done it everyone would've been amazed and taken his word for it -_-

Anonymous Coke vs Pepsi 827 KB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)07:15:06 No.75828199 Normoids think that nobody can tell the difference in taste between these in a blind taste test, and simultaneously, that people prefer pepsi. Which is it? >I recall doing a taste test back in school >Loudly proclaim I can tell the difference in a blind test >Teacher challenges me >Oklol >Pours pepsi in one cup and coke in another >Gives to me *SLURP* >"Coke" *SLURP* >"Pepsi" Everyone's confused how I can tell. >"Coke is more bitter." "No it isn't!" >"I can tell the difference and you can't. I say it's more bitter. It's bitter." >Grumbling and we move on If CHAD had done it everyone would've been amazed and taken his word for it -_-

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Anon has skill issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:31:54 No.191463934 maxresdefault.jpg 45 KB JPG Who the f--- plays this s----- character? >spend most of your time just hitting your machines. >literally schizoid paranoid gameplay as you constantly have to check for spies >a single good demo or soldier destroys your entire purpose >you don't even get to see any action since your weapons suck, you just have to hide behind your sentry and wait for either A) your aimbot sentry killing something or B), dying and repeating the process

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)08:31:54 No.191463934 maxresdefault.jpg 45 KB JPG Who the f--- plays this s----- character? >spend most of your time just hitting your machines. >literally schizoid paranoid gameplay as you constantly have to check for spies >a single good demo or soldier destroys your entire purpose >you don't even get to see any action since your weapons suck, you just have to hide behind your sentry and wait for either A) your aimbot sentry killing something or B), dying and repeating the process

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Anonymous 783 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:36:39 No.911084588 cuckold thread? >wife is an ex pornstar. >kinda famous in the mid 2000s. >occasionally a friend will recognize her. >they always mention it >I ask if they want a go with her >they always say yes >let them have her for a night if they agree to take pics pic related. one of my buddies took it right before he went to town on her.

Anonymous 783 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:36:39 No.911084588 cuckold thread? >wife is an ex pornstar. >kinda famous in the mid 2000s. >occasionally a friend will recognize her. >they always mention it >I ask if they want a go with her >they always say yes >let them have her for a night if they agree to take pics pic related. one of my buddies took it right before he went to town on her.

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Loser by Default | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:09:11 No.75829016 >Be me >22 >Was a loser in high school >Decided to turn my life around >Now fit and I make pretty good money >Still can't get a gf >Have 18 y/o brother >Also was a loser in high school >5'11 120 lbs >Complete nerd >Unemployed >He pulled an absolute qt in his first semester at college >Short, skinny, kinda tomboyish, stemfag >Exactly my type >His girlfriend being here is driving me insane >Envy that I've never felt before What the f--- am I doing wrong?

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)09:09:11 No.75829016 >Be me >22 >Was a loser in high school >Decided to turn my life around >Now fit and I make pretty good money >Still can't get a gf >Have 18 y/o brother >Also was a loser in high school >5'11 120 lbs >Complete nerd >Unemployed >He pulled an absolute qt in his first semester at college >Short, skinny, kinda tomboyish, stemfag >Exactly my type >His girlfriend being here is driving me insane >Envy that I've never felt before What the f--- am I doing wrong?

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anon thinks chess is woke | /r/Greentext

4 replies I #1, No. 661280639 12/20/23 3:19:41 AM 1703071042526 PNG 2048x2732 909.6 kB >the queen is literally the strongest piece >the king is the weakest and must be protected >pawns can transition into any piece they choose is chess transcoded?? #2, No. 661280818 12/20/23 3:23:04 AM /pol/troonsis, this isn't a videogame #3, No. 661280904 12/20/23 3:25:07 AM nah, it's just woke ESG goyslop I #4, No. 661280996 12/20/23 3:27:36 AM >>661280639 (OP) (You) Every piece except the king is a girl It's literally just like those gacha games where the only male is the MC controlling everything.

4 replies I #1, No. 661280639 12/20/23 3:19:41 AM 1703071042526 PNG 2048x2732 909.6 kB >the queen is literally the strongest piece >the king is the weakest and must be protected >pawns can transition into any piece they choose is chess transcoded?? #2, No. 661280818 12/20/23 3:23:04 AM /pol/troonsis, this isn't a videogame #3, No. 661280904 12/20/23 3:25:07 AM nah, it's just woke ESG goyslop I #4, No. 661280996 12/20/23 3:27:36 AM >>661280639 (OP) (You) Every piece except the king is a girl It's literally just like those gacha games where the only male is the MC controlling everything.

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What could have been | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 18:23) 75818467-9 Re- 0 Img JPG 40KB (637 × 358) download (10).jpg 6 Replies i hate moids so much >be me >19 years old >meet same age 6'0 nice strong traditionally masculine guy with his own place and seemingly good finances >befriend him >ask him out >his family is full of successful millionaires >seems to be well adjusted and doesnt have any mental problems >has a ton of friends >turns out he is actually a failson who cut ties with his entire family to be a soldier and police officer making 50k/yr at best >"no anon i dont do drugs or alcohol, that's immoral, i think you should cut that out its bad for you, especially weed blah blah blah" why are moids like this

1h (12/19 18:23) 75818467-9 Re- 0 Img JPG 40KB (637 × 358) download (10).jpg 6 Replies i hate moids so much >be me >19 years old >meet same age 6'0 nice strong traditionally masculine guy with his own place and seemingly good finances >befriend him >ask him out >his family is full of successful millionaires >seems to be well adjusted and doesnt have any mental problems >has a ton of friends >turns out he is actually a failson who cut ties with his entire family to be a soldier and police officer making 50k/yr at best >"no anon i dont do drugs or alcohol, that's immoral, i think you should cut that out its bad for you, especially weed blah blah blah" why are moids like this

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Anon complains about Deshaun Watson | /r/Greentext

Deshaun Watson @deshaunwatson ... I never thought weeaboos would come to my defense but hey I'll take it Leave him alone and let him play for the Browns! Follow Deshaun defender Why do you keep attacking Deshaun Watson even though it's been years since he did what he did? Anonymous (ID: h4FvWBTE) 12/20/23(Wed)01:35:31 No.19266542 ✓ >Posting chinese cartoons to defend yourself as a professional NFL quarterback What the f--- is wrong with this man

Deshaun Watson @deshaunwatson ... I never thought weeaboos would come to my defense but hey I'll take it Leave him alone and let him play for the Browns! Follow Deshaun defender Why do you keep attacking Deshaun Watson even though it's been years since he did what he did? Anonymous (ID: h4FvWBTE) 12/20/23(Wed)01:35:31 No.19266542 ✓ >Posting chinese cartoons to defend yourself as a professional NFL quarterback What the f--- is wrong with this man

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Mentally pleasing | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:00) 75820136 - 25 Re - 0 Img JPG 176KB (1440 × 960) · 1670890807_peepeebabes-club-p-amelia-wang-baltazar-chastnaya-erotika-13.jpg 3 Replies 1600 facialabuse.com Am I asexual? >feel romantic attraction, would enjoy kissing,cuddling, feel romantically attracted to guys but do jot have any lewd thoughts about the specific guys >feel physical sexual arousal while masturbating (clit) >don't feel any physical sexual pleasure when having penus in vagina sex (might have vaginismus cause it also hurts) >feel mental sexual pleasure from my kink of me being used as a sexdoll, I fap to painal p--- since that fits the kink. But I do not get any physical pleasure from it, it is hot mentally The issue with the last part is that I do not like having this kink, it is gross and goes against my values. I do not think I could engage with it since afterwards I could not look at my boyfriend the same way. I wish I did not derive pleasure from this, it's disgusting. Idk how to explain this to future of

2h (12/19 22:00) 75820136 - 25 Re - 0 Img JPG 176KB (1440 × 960) · 1670890807_peepeebabes-club-p-amelia-wang-baltazar-chastnaya-erotika-13.jpg 3 Replies 1600 facialabuse.com Am I asexual? >feel romantic attraction, would enjoy kissing,cuddling, feel romantically attracted to guys but do jot have any lewd thoughts about the specific guys >feel physical sexual arousal while masturbating (clit) >don't feel any physical sexual pleasure when having penus in vagina sex (might have vaginismus cause it also hurts) >feel mental sexual pleasure from my kink of me being used as a sexdoll, I fap to painal p--- since that fits the kink. But I do not get any physical pleasure from it, it is hot mentally The issue with the last part is that I do not like having this kink, it is gross and goes against my values. I do not think I could engage with it since afterwards I could not look at my boyfriend the same way. I wish I did not derive pleasure from this, it's disgusting. Idk how to explain this to future of

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Anon learns how other cultures greet each other | /r/Greentext

12/19/23(Tue)16:31:36 No.26418594 Anonymous >>26418448 # Hehe. I got a tale from school. >be in English class >talking about other countries and how they greet each other and other dumb s--- like that >had to make a presentation. I did one about Russia. >when we presented the teacher picked out 2 people to enact the greeting. >girl does presentation about China or some s--- and me and my friend get picked. >"how do they great each other there?" Me and my friend look at each other and I pull back my eyes so they look like slits show my buck teeth, bow down and say "Ching Chong herro", friend does the same >class starts laughing >teacher goes "BoOOoO No DaTs WaclsT!!!" It was fun being 14

12/19/23(Tue)16:31:36 No.26418594 Anonymous >>26418448 # Hehe. I got a tale from school. >be in English class >talking about other countries and how they greet each other and other dumb s--- like that >had to make a presentation. I did one about Russia. >when we presented the teacher picked out 2 people to enact the greeting. >girl does presentation about China or some s--- and me and my friend get picked. >"how do they great each other there?" Me and my friend look at each other and I pull back my eyes so they look like slits show my buck teeth, bow down and say "Ching Chong herro", friend does the same >class starts laughing >teacher goes "BoOOoO No DaTs WaclsT!!!" It was fun being 14

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3k/month in California | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)05:15:39 No.661231840 1702867907520078.png 1.88 MB PNG You literally don't need more than this. >but what about a sink for the bathroom You have the shower.

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)05:15:39 No.661231840 1702867907520078.png 1.88 MB PNG You literally don't need more than this. >but what about a sink for the bathroom You have the shower.

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Court orders | /r/Greentext

59m (12/19 16:23) 75817719 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 17KB (297 x 307) PhoenixWojak.jpg Videogames as a coping mechanism >Be me >Get friend zoned for yet another time >Neveragain.jpeg >Decide that from now on, Ill never ask a girl out till I think about it first. >Have a hard time making decisions >Suck at coinflipping >Rolling a dice works but I dont have it with me at all times >Read online about decision trees >This is boring as f--- >Idea.png >Since I am a huge fan of ace attorney, I decide to make my our court >Use that Ace Attorney website where you create custom animations of in game characters discussing stuff. >List all my pros toward asking out via Phoenix Wright whilst all my cons will be voiced by Miles Edgeworth and the Judge will serve as an epilogue to the discussion >I end up making my own court hearings and based on all pros and cons see if Phoenix Wright motivates me to ask people out or if Miles Edgeworth talks some sense into me and reassures to me that III get friend zoned again and die a virgin >Pic related. As a person who has a hard time making choices. Imagining it as a court hearing makes things way easier. I had avoided Friendzone ending multiple times now thanks for my method of deciding my actions.

59m (12/19 16:23) 75817719 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 17KB (297 x 307) PhoenixWojak.jpg Videogames as a coping mechanism >Be me >Get friend zoned for yet another time >Neveragain.jpeg >Decide that from now on, Ill never ask a girl out till I think about it first. >Have a hard time making decisions >Suck at coinflipping >Rolling a dice works but I dont have it with me at all times >Read online about decision trees >This is boring as f--- >Idea.png >Since I am a huge fan of ace attorney, I decide to make my our court >Use that Ace Attorney website where you create custom animations of in game characters discussing stuff. >List all my pros toward asking out via Phoenix Wright whilst all my cons will be voiced by Miles Edgeworth and the Judge will serve as an epilogue to the discussion >I end up making my own court hearings and based on all pros and cons see if Phoenix Wright motivates me to ask people out or if Miles Edgeworth talks some sense into me and reassures to me that III get friend zoned again and die a virgin >Pic related. As a person who has a hard time making choices. Imagining it as a court hearing makes things way easier. I had avoided Friendzone ending multiple times now thanks for my method of deciding my actions.

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>takes first bath in 60 years >dies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)07:52:55 No.73105432 image_2023-12-19_195051027.png 206 KB PNG >Eats roadkill >Drinks dirty water >Addicted to cigarettes >Didn't bathe for 60 years >Covers himself in ashes constantly, and believes breathing in smoke of animal excrement was medicinal >Lived longer than 99% of /fit/izens will (96yo) What's the point?

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)07:52:55 No.73105432 image_2023-12-19_195051027.png 206 KB PNG >Eats roadkill >Drinks dirty water >Addicted to cigarettes >Didn't bathe for 60 years >Covers himself in ashes constantly, and believes breathing in smoke of animal excrement was medicinal >Lived longer than 99% of /fit/izens will (96yo) What's the point?

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Wishful thinking | /r/Greentext

45m (12/20 5:27) 75824267 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 74KB (800 x 600) 323.jpg My Christmas wishlist >To get one of my coworkers pregnant

45m (12/20 5:27) 75824267 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 74KB (800 x 600) 323.jpg My Christmas wishlist >To get one of my coworkers pregnant

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