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12/19/23(Tue)16:31:36 No.26418594 Anonymous >>26418448 # Hehe. I got a tale from school. >be in English class >talking about other countries and how they greet each other and other dumb s--- like that >had to make a presentation. I did one about Russia. >when we presented the teacher picked out 2 people to enact the greeting. >girl does presentation about China or some s--- and me and my friend get picked. >"how do they great each other there?" Me and my friend look at each other and I pull back my eyes so they look like slits show my buck teeth, bow down and say "Ching Chong herro", friend does the same >class starts laughing >teacher goes "BoOOoO No DaTs WaclsT!!!" It was fun being 14
12/19/23(Tue)16:31:36 No.26418594 Anonymous >>26418448 # Hehe. I got a tale from school. >be in English class >talking about other countries and how they greet each other and other dumb s--- like that >had to make a presentation. I did one about Russia. >when we presented the teacher picked out 2 people to enact the greeting. >girl does presentation about China or some s--- and me and my friend get picked. >"how do they great each other there?" Me and my friend look at each other and I pull back my eyes so they look like slits show my buck teeth, bow down and say "Ching Chong herro", friend does the same >class starts laughing >teacher goes "BoOOoO No DaTs WaclsT!!!" It was fun being 14

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3k/month in California | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)05:15:39 No.661231840 1702867907520078.png 1.88 MB PNG You literally don't need more than this. >but what about a sink for the bathroom You have the shower.
: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)05:15:39 No.661231840 1702867907520078.png 1.88 MB PNG You literally don't need more than this. >but what about a sink for the bathroom You have the shower.

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Court orders | /r/Greentext

59m (12/19 16:23) 75817719 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 17KB (297 x 307) PhoenixWojak.jpg Videogames as a coping mechanism >Be me >Get friend zoned for yet another time >Neveragain.jpeg >Decide that from now on, Ill never ask a girl out till I think about it first. >Have a hard time making decisions >Suck at coinflipping >Rolling a dice works but I dont have it with me at all times >Read online about decision trees >This is boring as f--- >Idea.png >Since I am a huge fan of ace attorney, I decide to make my our court >Use that Ace Attorney website where you create custom animations of in game characters discussing stuff. >List all my pros toward asking out via Phoenix Wright whilst all my cons will be voiced by Miles Edgeworth and the Judge will serve as an epilogue to the discussion >I end up making my own court hearings and based on all pros and cons see if Phoenix Wright motivates me to ask people out or if Miles Edgeworth talks some sense into me and reassures to me that III get friend zoned again and die a virgin >Pic related. As a person who has a hard time making choices. Imagining it as a court hearing makes things way easier. I had avoided Friendzone ending multiple times now thanks for my method of deciding my actions.
59m (12/19 16:23) 75817719 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 17KB (297 x 307) PhoenixWojak.jpg Videogames as a coping mechanism >Be me >Get friend zoned for yet another time >Neveragain.jpeg >Decide that from now on, Ill never ask a girl out till I think about it first. >Have a hard time making decisions >Suck at coinflipping >Rolling a dice works but I dont have it with me at all times >Read online about decision trees >This is boring as f--- >Idea.png >Since I am a huge fan of ace attorney, I decide to make my our court >Use that Ace Attorney website where you create custom animations of in game characters discussing stuff. >List all my pros toward asking out via Phoenix Wright whilst all my cons will be voiced by Miles Edgeworth and the Judge will serve as an epilogue to the discussion >I end up making my own court hearings and based on all pros and cons see if Phoenix Wright motivates me to ask people out or if Miles Edgeworth talks some sense into me and reassures to me that III get friend zoned again and die a virgin >Pic related. As a person who has a hard time making choices. Imagining it as a court hearing makes things way easier. I had avoided Friendzone ending multiple times now thanks for my method of deciding my actions.

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>takes first bath in 60 years >dies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)07:52:55 No.73105432 image_2023-12-19_195051027.png 206 KB PNG >Eats roadkill >Drinks dirty water >Addicted to cigarettes >Didn't bathe for 60 years >Covers himself in ashes constantly, and believes breathing in smoke of animal excrement was medicinal >Lived longer than 99% of /fit/izens will (96yo) What's the point?
: Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)07:52:55 No.73105432 image_2023-12-19_195051027.png 206 KB PNG >Eats roadkill >Drinks dirty water >Addicted to cigarettes >Didn't bathe for 60 years >Covers himself in ashes constantly, and believes breathing in smoke of animal excrement was medicinal >Lived longer than 99% of /fit/izens will (96yo) What's the point?

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Wishful thinking | /r/Greentext

45m (12/20 5:27) 75824267 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 74KB (800 x 600) 323.jpg My Christmas wishlist >To get one of my coworkers pregnant
45m (12/20 5:27) 75824267 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 74KB (800 x 600) 323.jpg My Christmas wishlist >To get one of my coworkers pregnant

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Desire's New Shape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)23:41:40 No.75825512 >be me >one day have huge mental breakdown >decided i need to lose the weight >1 year and 6 months later lost 150lb >hanging out with girl who is cool but friendzoned me me, some flirting later tells me she >complements wants to f--- >f--- later that week bro is losing the weight all that it took?
Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)23:41:40 No.75825512 >be me >one day have huge mental breakdown >decided i need to lose the weight >1 year and 6 months later lost 150lb >hanging out with girl who is cool but friendzoned me me, some flirting later tells me she >complements wants to f--- >f--- later that week bro is losing the weight all that it took?

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Just don’t | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Eurosport o Emirates Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned
Anonymous Eurosport o Emirates Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned

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Ultimatum of Love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)23:02:31 No.75825214 Would you marry pic related under these conditions? >137cm >115kg >29 years old >Japanese >doesn't know any English (other than the Unlimited Blade Works chant) >has over 500 days of anime watched >lives in the middle of rural Wakayama prefecture with her aunt 768 KB PNG >her rich parents in Tokyo will pay for anything you want, as long as you keep her happy >used to be a hikikomori from age 13 to 25, but can now go places like the supermarket or a convenience store >refuses to go to crowded places, so no big cities >easily gets tired out and can't walk for more than 15 minutes at a time >you can't leave her alone for more than 10 hours >you can gradually try to get her to improve, and she's made progress before, but it will be a slow process
Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)23:02:31 No.75825214 Would you marry pic related under these conditions? >137cm >115kg >29 years old >Japanese >doesn't know any English (other than the Unlimited Blade Works chant) >has over 500 days of anime watched >lives in the middle of rural Wakayama prefecture with her aunt 768 KB PNG >her rich parents in Tokyo will pay for anything you want, as long as you keep her happy >used to be a hikikomori from age 13 to 25, but can now go places like the supermarket or a convenience store >refuses to go to crowded places, so no big cities >easily gets tired out and can't walk for more than 15 minutes at a time >you can't leave her alone for more than 10 hours >you can gradually try to get her to improve, and she's made progress before, but it will be a slow process

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Now or never | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 21:55) 758200966 Re - 0 Img JPG 141KB (586 × 650) HeadlnHands.jpg 1 Reply >Be 18 >Late bloomer in everything >Everyone looks down on me for having no job, no gf, no driving license or being in college >Feel inferior because of it >Ffw to 23 >Have done all of that except getting a gf None of those things are a big deal. Seriously. Any retard can get into college or hold down a job. Yet people act like these things made you better than everyone else. What the f--- is wrong with people?
2h (12/19 21:55) 758200966 Re - 0 Img JPG 141KB (586 × 650) HeadlnHands.jpg 1 Reply >Be 18 >Late bloomer in everything >Everyone looks down on me for having no job, no gf, no driving license or being in college >Feel inferior because of it >Ffw to 23 >Have done all of that except getting a gf None of those things are a big deal. Seriously. Any retard can get into college or hold down a job. Yet people act like these things made you better than everyone else. What the f--- is wrong with people?

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Garbage collector | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 15:51) · 75817488 · 15 Re. 5 Img JPG 143KB (1677 × 956) 431160_1_En_52_Fig6_HTML.jpg 3 Replies : >most guys use asian girls as easy holes and practise gf's to eventually get with white girls, which is what they wanted in the first place >my wildest dream is some fobby korean girl that everyone considers as nothing but trash and pump and dump material its not fair. i hate being a ugly autistic shy weirdo i hate this s----- life
1h (12/19 15:51) · 75817488 · 15 Re. 5 Img JPG 143KB (1677 × 956) 431160_1_En_52_Fig6_HTML.jpg 3 Replies : >most guys use asian girls as easy holes and practise gf's to eventually get with white girls, which is what they wanted in the first place >my wildest dream is some fobby korean girl that everyone considers as nothing but trash and pump and dump material its not fair. i hate being a ugly autistic shy weirdo i hate this s----- life

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Market prince : the two thrones | /r/Greentext

13m (12/19 20:02) · 75819134 · 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 373KB (1024 × 1024) · file-kjXDIrQhfFs8CXNmCLjLDufk.jpg 2 Replies WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT GETENTTS BLOOCKED BY COPYRIGHT When youvarurit county contest you appigh geet your ddy.com teatry eariod femt, your creclighty aunan... FEELS CENSORED, MAN : > Copyright is just a fancy word for censorship > Can't share cool stuff without getting nuked by DMCA > Every remix, fan art, or parody at risk > "Protecting creators" more like protecting corporate profits > Ideas and culture shouldn't be locked up > Creativity thrives when we share and build on each other's work > In a truly free society, ideas are free > Copyright laws = silencing creativity and expression It's time to wake up and fight this censorship, anons
13m (12/19 20:02) · 75819134 · 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 373KB (1024 × 1024) · file-kjXDIrQhfFs8CXNmCLjLDufk.jpg 2 Replies WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT GETENTTS BLOOCKED BY COPYRIGHT When youvarurit county contest you appigh geet your ddy.com teatry eariod femt, your creclighty aunan... FEELS CENSORED, MAN : > Copyright is just a fancy word for censorship > Can't share cool stuff without getting nuked by DMCA > Every remix, fan art, or parody at risk > "Protecting creators" more like protecting corporate profits > Ideas and culture shouldn't be locked up > Creativity thrives when we share and build on each other's work > In a truly free society, ideas are free > Copyright laws = silencing creativity and expression It's time to wake up and fight this censorship, anons

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System malfunction | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:15) · 75820279 · 4 Re. 2 Img PNG 40KB (200 ×200) · IMG_4994.png 4 Replies >been awake for so long that I started seeing people in images on this board move >anime girls turning their heads, blinking, etc Should I sleep? I don't feel tired. I've been awake for 80 hours or so.
2h (12/19 22:15) · 75820279 · 4 Re. 2 Img PNG 40KB (200 ×200) · IMG_4994.png 4 Replies >been awake for so long that I started seeing people in images on this board move >anime girls turning their heads, blinking, etc Should I sleep? I don't feel tired. I've been awake for 80 hours or so.

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Anon has a strange dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weird dreams HARD MAN 12/19/23(Tue)18:32:30 No.911036345 >Going to theatre to watch a play >I'm the only one inside >Play starts and the curtains raise >3 people are on the stage >Two of them are fully dressed in black >In between them is a comically obese man >Two people in black grab paint buckets >Start painting the fat man green and blue >Fatty begs them to stop in German >Wake up just before he was completely painted 90 KB JPG >Have some pretty weird dreams >Had what I'd probably say is my weirdest one not long ago >Be dream me I wasn't even reacting to it in the dream, I was stone faced the whole time. Anyone else have weird as s--- dreams like this?
Anonymous Weird dreams HARD MAN 12/19/23(Tue)18:32:30 No.911036345 >Going to theatre to watch a play >I'm the only one inside >Play starts and the curtains raise >3 people are on the stage >Two of them are fully dressed in black >In between them is a comically obese man >Two people in black grab paint buckets >Start painting the fat man green and blue >Fatty begs them to stop in German >Wake up just before he was completely painted 90 KB JPG >Have some pretty weird dreams >Had what I'd probably say is my weirdest one not long ago >Be dream me I wasn't even reacting to it in the dream, I was stone faced the whole time. Anyone else have weird as s--- dreams like this?

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Risky Business | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h1mZ08WF) | 12/19/23(Tue)11:56:30 No.19262918 54 KB JPG >be me >19 >f------ disappointment >bad grades >no job >fat >just generally not a good person >one day, friend invites me to play poker with his mates in his mums basement >agree because i can spare 5 bucks for an evening without suicidal thoughts >end up winning 75€ >as it turns out, im really f------ good at blackjack >continue going to random peoples poker parties and underground casinos >win a total of ~2000€ over the past 2 months Could this be my calling? Being a professional gambler? I even learnd to count cards.
Anonymous (ID: h1mZ08WF) | 12/19/23(Tue)11:56:30 No.19262918 54 KB JPG >be me >19 >f------ disappointment >bad grades >no job >fat >just generally not a good person >one day, friend invites me to play poker with his mates in his mums basement >agree because i can spare 5 bucks for an evening without suicidal thoughts >end up winning 75€ >as it turns out, im really f------ good at blackjack >continue going to random peoples poker parties and underground casinos >win a total of ~2000€ over the past 2 months Could this be my calling? Being a professional gambler? I even learnd to count cards.

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Christmas spirit | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:27) 75820361 8 Re - 3 Img GIF 1MB (255× 227) 57912 - SoyBooru.gif 4 Replies >get in car crash >my thesis was sent back >wrist is fractured Anyone else having a holly jolly christmas ●●●
2h (12/19 22:27) 75820361 8 Re - 3 Img GIF 1MB (255× 227) 57912 - SoyBooru.gif 4 Replies >get in car crash >my thesis was sent back >wrist is fractured Anyone else having a holly jolly christmas ●●●

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The war within | /r/Greentext

3h (12/19 21:34) · 75819896 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 467KB (768 × 768) 1702571793307158.png 8 Replies . : >For the first time ever a girl actually likes me >She's pretty and nice as well >But she has autism I'm conflicted bros... I don't really think i can deal with that sort of mental illness from the way i've seen you guys act.
3h (12/19 21:34) · 75819896 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 467KB (768 × 768) 1702571793307158.png 8 Replies . : >For the first time ever a girl actually likes me >She's pretty and nice as well >But she has autism I'm conflicted bros... I don't really think i can deal with that sort of mental illness from the way i've seen you guys act.

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anon becomes an official furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 19/12/2023, 6:42:24 > be me, gamer nerd be playing fallout 3 like a senile millenial get to rivet city and deal with the android NPC Harkness No.93510406 is a f------ annoyance and rude google "Harkness" to find worst possible evil karma action against him find out "Harkness" is actually an hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature google inmediately suggests as paired top search "Gardevoir" > realize google is f------ profiling me with the weebs, the furries and the goatfuckers open youtube and find videos about furries and pokemon being suggested is this google account f----- for eternity?
Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 19/12/2023, 6:42:24 > be me, gamer nerd be playing fallout 3 like a senile millenial get to rivet city and deal with the android NPC Harkness No.93510406 is a f------ annoyance and rude google "Harkness" to find worst possible evil karma action against him find out "Harkness" is actually an hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature google inmediately suggests as paired top search "Gardevoir" > realize google is f------ profiling me with the weebs, the furries and the goatfuckers open youtube and find videos about furries and pokemon being suggested is this google account f----- for eternity?

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Eternal night | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 23:11) · 75820747 · 24 Re. 1 Img JPG 460KB (1080 × 1072) · 3CFEED26-0367-4FE4-B387-C52542D907AC.jpg 3 Replies >sleep 12+ hours a day >mostly awake during the night >haven't been outside in a year
1h (12/19 23:11) · 75820747 · 24 Re. 1 Img JPG 460KB (1080 × 1072) · 3CFEED26-0367-4FE4-B387-C52542D907AC.jpg 3 Replies >sleep 12+ hours a day >mostly awake during the night >haven't been outside in a year

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Life developer | /r/Greentext

11h (12/19 5:47) · 75813656 · 84 Re · 4 Img JPG 60KB (1024 × 665) · EuLjbAfXcAcbdik.jpg 16 Replies • . >go to the gym >Develop good habits >Look as attractive as possible >Try to hide your autistic or weird traits >Basically become an entirely new person just for the chance of being loved. You think Women and normalfags had to go through the same journey you did to get something so simple? Lol.
11h (12/19 5:47) · 75813656 · 84 Re · 4 Img JPG 60KB (1024 × 665) · EuLjbAfXcAcbdik.jpg 16 Replies • . >go to the gym >Develop good habits >Look as attractive as possible >Try to hide your autistic or weird traits >Basically become an entirely new person just for the chance of being loved. You think Women and normalfags had to go through the same journey you did to get something so simple? Lol.

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dating is so over bros... | /r/Greentext

2h (4/11 21:16) -63162749 JPG 29KB (403 × 331) X : >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----
2h (4/11 21:16) -63162749 JPG 29KB (403 × 331) X : >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----

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