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45m (12/20 5:27) 75824267 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 74KB (800 x 600) 323.jpg My Christmas wishlist >To get one of my coworkers pregnant
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Desire's New Shape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)23:41:40 No.75825512 >be me >one day have huge mental breakdown >decided i need to lose the weight >1 year and 6 months later lost 150lb >hanging out with girl who is cool but friendzoned me me, some flirting later tells me she >complements wants to f--- >f--- later that week bro is losing the weight all that it took?
Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)23:41:40 No.75825512 >be me >one day have huge mental breakdown >decided i need to lose the weight >1 year and 6 months later lost 150lb >hanging out with girl who is cool but friendzoned me me, some flirting later tells me she >complements wants to f--- >f--- later that week bro is losing the weight all that it took?

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Just don’t | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Eurosport o Emirates Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned
Anonymous Eurosport o Emirates Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned

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Ultimatum of Love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)23:02:31 No.75825214 Would you marry pic related under these conditions? >137cm >115kg >29 years old >Japanese >doesn't know any English (other than the Unlimited Blade Works chant) >has over 500 days of anime watched >lives in the middle of rural Wakayama prefecture with her aunt 768 KB PNG >her rich parents in Tokyo will pay for anything you want, as long as you keep her happy >used to be a hikikomori from age 13 to 25, but can now go places like the supermarket or a convenience store >refuses to go to crowded places, so no big cities >easily gets tired out and can't walk for more than 15 minutes at a time >you can't leave her alone for more than 10 hours >you can gradually try to get her to improve, and she's made progress before, but it will be a slow process
Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)23:02:31 No.75825214 Would you marry pic related under these conditions? >137cm >115kg >29 years old >Japanese >doesn't know any English (other than the Unlimited Blade Works chant) >has over 500 days of anime watched >lives in the middle of rural Wakayama prefecture with her aunt 768 KB PNG >her rich parents in Tokyo will pay for anything you want, as long as you keep her happy >used to be a hikikomori from age 13 to 25, but can now go places like the supermarket or a convenience store >refuses to go to crowded places, so no big cities >easily gets tired out and can't walk for more than 15 minutes at a time >you can't leave her alone for more than 10 hours >you can gradually try to get her to improve, and she's made progress before, but it will be a slow process

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Now or never | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 21:55) 758200966 Re - 0 Img JPG 141KB (586 × 650) HeadlnHands.jpg 1 Reply >Be 18 >Late bloomer in everything >Everyone looks down on me for having no job, no gf, no driving license or being in college >Feel inferior because of it >Ffw to 23 >Have done all of that except getting a gf None of those things are a big deal. Seriously. Any retard can get into college or hold down a job. Yet people act like these things made you better than everyone else. What the f--- is wrong with people?
2h (12/19 21:55) 758200966 Re - 0 Img JPG 141KB (586 × 650) HeadlnHands.jpg 1 Reply >Be 18 >Late bloomer in everything >Everyone looks down on me for having no job, no gf, no driving license or being in college >Feel inferior because of it >Ffw to 23 >Have done all of that except getting a gf None of those things are a big deal. Seriously. Any retard can get into college or hold down a job. Yet people act like these things made you better than everyone else. What the f--- is wrong with people?

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Garbage collector | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 15:51) · 75817488 · 15 Re. 5 Img JPG 143KB (1677 × 956) 431160_1_En_52_Fig6_HTML.jpg 3 Replies : >most guys use asian girls as easy holes and practise gf's to eventually get with white girls, which is what they wanted in the first place >my wildest dream is some fobby korean girl that everyone considers as nothing but trash and pump and dump material its not fair. i hate being a ugly autistic shy weirdo i hate this s----- life
1h (12/19 15:51) · 75817488 · 15 Re. 5 Img JPG 143KB (1677 × 956) 431160_1_En_52_Fig6_HTML.jpg 3 Replies : >most guys use asian girls as easy holes and practise gf's to eventually get with white girls, which is what they wanted in the first place >my wildest dream is some fobby korean girl that everyone considers as nothing but trash and pump and dump material its not fair. i hate being a ugly autistic shy weirdo i hate this s----- life

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Market prince : the two thrones | /r/Greentext

13m (12/19 20:02) · 75819134 · 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 373KB (1024 × 1024) · file-kjXDIrQhfFs8CXNmCLjLDufk.jpg 2 Replies WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT GETENTTS BLOOCKED BY COPYRIGHT When youvarurit county contest you appigh geet your ddy.com teatry eariod femt, your creclighty aunan... FEELS CENSORED, MAN : > Copyright is just a fancy word for censorship > Can't share cool stuff without getting nuked by DMCA > Every remix, fan art, or parody at risk > "Protecting creators" more like protecting corporate profits > Ideas and culture shouldn't be locked up > Creativity thrives when we share and build on each other's work > In a truly free society, ideas are free > Copyright laws = silencing creativity and expression It's time to wake up and fight this censorship, anons
13m (12/19 20:02) · 75819134 · 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 373KB (1024 × 1024) · file-kjXDIrQhfFs8CXNmCLjLDufk.jpg 2 Replies WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT GETENTTS BLOOCKED BY COPYRIGHT When youvarurit county contest you appigh geet your ddy.com teatry eariod femt, your creclighty aunan... FEELS CENSORED, MAN : > Copyright is just a fancy word for censorship > Can't share cool stuff without getting nuked by DMCA > Every remix, fan art, or parody at risk > "Protecting creators" more like protecting corporate profits > Ideas and culture shouldn't be locked up > Creativity thrives when we share and build on each other's work > In a truly free society, ideas are free > Copyright laws = silencing creativity and expression It's time to wake up and fight this censorship, anons

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System malfunction | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:15) · 75820279 · 4 Re. 2 Img PNG 40KB (200 ×200) · IMG_4994.png 4 Replies >been awake for so long that I started seeing people in images on this board move >anime girls turning their heads, blinking, etc Should I sleep? I don't feel tired. I've been awake for 80 hours or so.
2h (12/19 22:15) · 75820279 · 4 Re. 2 Img PNG 40KB (200 ×200) · IMG_4994.png 4 Replies >been awake for so long that I started seeing people in images on this board move >anime girls turning their heads, blinking, etc Should I sleep? I don't feel tired. I've been awake for 80 hours or so.

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Anon has a strange dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weird dreams HARD MAN 12/19/23(Tue)18:32:30 No.911036345 >Going to theatre to watch a play >I'm the only one inside >Play starts and the curtains raise >3 people are on the stage >Two of them are fully dressed in black >In between them is a comically obese man >Two people in black grab paint buckets >Start painting the fat man green and blue >Fatty begs them to stop in German >Wake up just before he was completely painted 90 KB JPG >Have some pretty weird dreams >Had what I'd probably say is my weirdest one not long ago >Be dream me I wasn't even reacting to it in the dream, I was stone faced the whole time. Anyone else have weird as s--- dreams like this?
Anonymous Weird dreams HARD MAN 12/19/23(Tue)18:32:30 No.911036345 >Going to theatre to watch a play >I'm the only one inside >Play starts and the curtains raise >3 people are on the stage >Two of them are fully dressed in black >In between them is a comically obese man >Two people in black grab paint buckets >Start painting the fat man green and blue >Fatty begs them to stop in German >Wake up just before he was completely painted 90 KB JPG >Have some pretty weird dreams >Had what I'd probably say is my weirdest one not long ago >Be dream me I wasn't even reacting to it in the dream, I was stone faced the whole time. Anyone else have weird as s--- dreams like this?

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Risky Business | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h1mZ08WF) | 12/19/23(Tue)11:56:30 No.19262918 54 KB JPG >be me >19 >f------ disappointment >bad grades >no job >fat >just generally not a good person >one day, friend invites me to play poker with his mates in his mums basement >agree because i can spare 5 bucks for an evening without suicidal thoughts >end up winning 75€ >as it turns out, im really f------ good at blackjack >continue going to random peoples poker parties and underground casinos >win a total of ~2000€ over the past 2 months Could this be my calling? Being a professional gambler? I even learnd to count cards.
Anonymous (ID: h1mZ08WF) | 12/19/23(Tue)11:56:30 No.19262918 54 KB JPG >be me >19 >f------ disappointment >bad grades >no job >fat >just generally not a good person >one day, friend invites me to play poker with his mates in his mums basement >agree because i can spare 5 bucks for an evening without suicidal thoughts >end up winning 75€ >as it turns out, im really f------ good at blackjack >continue going to random peoples poker parties and underground casinos >win a total of ~2000€ over the past 2 months Could this be my calling? Being a professional gambler? I even learnd to count cards.

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Christmas spirit | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 22:27) 75820361 8 Re - 3 Img GIF 1MB (255× 227) 57912 - SoyBooru.gif 4 Replies >get in car crash >my thesis was sent back >wrist is fractured Anyone else having a holly jolly christmas ●●●
2h (12/19 22:27) 75820361 8 Re - 3 Img GIF 1MB (255× 227) 57912 - SoyBooru.gif 4 Replies >get in car crash >my thesis was sent back >wrist is fractured Anyone else having a holly jolly christmas ●●●

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The war within | /r/Greentext

3h (12/19 21:34) · 75819896 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 467KB (768 × 768) 1702571793307158.png 8 Replies . : >For the first time ever a girl actually likes me >She's pretty and nice as well >But she has autism I'm conflicted bros... I don't really think i can deal with that sort of mental illness from the way i've seen you guys act.
3h (12/19 21:34) · 75819896 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 467KB (768 × 768) 1702571793307158.png 8 Replies . : >For the first time ever a girl actually likes me >She's pretty and nice as well >But she has autism I'm conflicted bros... I don't really think i can deal with that sort of mental illness from the way i've seen you guys act.

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anon becomes an official furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 19/12/2023, 6:42:24 > be me, gamer nerd be playing fallout 3 like a senile millenial get to rivet city and deal with the android NPC Harkness No.93510406 is a f------ annoyance and rude google "Harkness" to find worst possible evil karma action against him find out "Harkness" is actually an hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature google inmediately suggests as paired top search "Gardevoir" > realize google is f------ profiling me with the weebs, the furries and the goatfuckers open youtube and find videos about furries and pokemon being suggested is this google account f----- for eternity?
Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 19/12/2023, 6:42:24 > be me, gamer nerd be playing fallout 3 like a senile millenial get to rivet city and deal with the android NPC Harkness No.93510406 is a f------ annoyance and rude google "Harkness" to find worst possible evil karma action against him find out "Harkness" is actually an hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature google inmediately suggests as paired top search "Gardevoir" > realize google is f------ profiling me with the weebs, the furries and the goatfuckers open youtube and find videos about furries and pokemon being suggested is this google account f----- for eternity?

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Eternal night | /r/Greentext

1h (12/19 23:11) · 75820747 · 24 Re. 1 Img JPG 460KB (1080 × 1072) · 3CFEED26-0367-4FE4-B387-C52542D907AC.jpg 3 Replies >sleep 12+ hours a day >mostly awake during the night >haven't been outside in a year
1h (12/19 23:11) · 75820747 · 24 Re. 1 Img JPG 460KB (1080 × 1072) · 3CFEED26-0367-4FE4-B387-C52542D907AC.jpg 3 Replies >sleep 12+ hours a day >mostly awake during the night >haven't been outside in a year

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Life developer | /r/Greentext

11h (12/19 5:47) · 75813656 · 84 Re · 4 Img JPG 60KB (1024 × 665) · EuLjbAfXcAcbdik.jpg 16 Replies • . >go to the gym >Develop good habits >Look as attractive as possible >Try to hide your autistic or weird traits >Basically become an entirely new person just for the chance of being loved. You think Women and normalfags had to go through the same journey you did to get something so simple? Lol.
11h (12/19 5:47) · 75813656 · 84 Re · 4 Img JPG 60KB (1024 × 665) · EuLjbAfXcAcbdik.jpg 16 Replies • . >go to the gym >Develop good habits >Look as attractive as possible >Try to hide your autistic or weird traits >Basically become an entirely new person just for the chance of being loved. You think Women and normalfags had to go through the same journey you did to get something so simple? Lol.

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dating is so over bros... | /r/Greentext

2h (4/11 21:16) -63162749 JPG 29KB (403 × 331) X : >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----
2h (4/11 21:16) -63162749 JPG 29KB (403 × 331) X : >>63159936 >meet a woman >find out she has feet Like I try to be open and tolerant about most things but man, that sort of s--- is just f-----

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Anon visits Thailand | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 17:10:40 No.12689313 Report DISAPPOINTING >travel to Thailand >food is great and everything is cheap >decide to treat myself even more, so I hire a call-girl >she strips >nice t--- >s----------- >wait what >ask her where her c--- is >says she doesnt have a c---, she isnt a ladyboy >send her home >mfw this vacation was overall just a waste of money
Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 17:10:40 No.12689313 Report DISAPPOINTING >travel to Thailand >food is great and everything is cheap >decide to treat myself even more, so I hire a call-girl >she strips >nice t--- >s----------- >wait what >ask her where her c--- is >says she doesnt have a c---, she isnt a ladyboy >send her home >mfw this vacation was overall just a waste of money

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Mind blowing bestie | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 17:38) 75818132 13 Re - 3 Img JPG 114KB (672 × 1000) · astolfo.jpg 7 Replies >be me >depressed >t----- friend notices >invites me to her place >give me 10/10 b------ >feels better instantly is that all it takes?
2h (12/19 17:38) 75818132 13 Re - 3 Img JPG 114KB (672 × 1000) · astolfo.jpg 7 Replies >be me >depressed >t----- friend notices >invites me to her place >give me 10/10 b------ >feels better instantly is that all it takes?

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Mom's Sentinel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)00:39:43 No.75815221 >mom tels me to search amazon for a christmas gift >hands me her phone >as I start typing I see her past searches >it's all about breast cancer why hasn't she told me? is she gonna die soon?
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/19/23(Tue)00:39:43 No.75815221 >mom tels me to search amazon for a christmas gift >hands me her phone >as I start typing I see her past searches >it's all about breast cancer why hasn't she told me? is she gonna die soon?

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Pole shoulda stayed home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous USA is the worst country for t(...) P Apm A INTRA Oxan Bey - Punase w M NO m POW MEKSYK KANADA KHILL 1024 M SEM Te Za pent Petity STA PER Oven Amenye SWAM KORA 735 KB PNG 12/19/23(Tue)17:38:59 No.191433614 > lack of public transport except of few cities, fully dependent on scammy car rentals > insanely high prices of everything except gasoline compared to Europe > obnoxious tipping culture, everyone tries to scams you > Everything is far away from everything and US itself is far away from everything > All of the US downsides - healthcare, crime, drug pandemic etc. still applies to you and you need to cover for it > A lot of formalities just to enter US, nasty immigrant officers, disorganized airports I used to dream to come to the US in a past but once I grew up I just can't justify spending three-four times as much for a 2 weeks trip in such conditions instead of chilling somewhere in Europe, Asia or North Africa.
: Anonymous USA is the worst country for t(...) P Apm A INTRA Oxan Bey - Punase w M NO m POW MEKSYK KANADA KHILL 1024 M SEM Te Za pent Petity STA PER Oven Amenye SWAM KORA 735 KB PNG 12/19/23(Tue)17:38:59 No.191433614 > lack of public transport except of few cities, fully dependent on scammy car rentals > insanely high prices of everything except gasoline compared to Europe > obnoxious tipping culture, everyone tries to scams you > Everything is far away from everything and US itself is far away from everything > All of the US downsides - healthcare, crime, drug pandemic etc. still applies to you and you need to cover for it > A lot of formalities just to enter US, nasty immigrant officers, disorganized airports I used to dream to come to the US in a past but once I grew up I just can't justify spending three-four times as much for a 2 weeks trip in such conditions instead of chilling somewhere in Europe, Asia or North Africa.

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