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Anonymous (ID: ytRC3zqd) The ozone scam, and DuPont No.389008544 Remember the hole in the ozone layer..... let me redpill you on what happened. DuPont invented and held the patent for r12. R12 is an extremely efficient refrigerant. Anybody with an old r12 car or refrigerator can attest. R12 cools better than r134, and also operates at a lower pressure. Late r12 a/c systems were bullet proof and many are still operating on their original pre 1994 charge ATC NATIONAL REFRIGERANT 12 07/30/22(Sat)18:16:55 56 KB JPG DuPont who had the patent for r12 understood this patent would expire in 1979. This was the time of a massive boom in air conditioning adoption. >patent expires in 1979 >ozone hole gets discovered in 1978/1979 The fed said cfc's were the cause, and allowed DuPont to continue sole manufacturing of r12 until the "switch". This bought DuPont from 1979- 1994 total control of the refrigerant market. R134 came alone. Guess who patented r134? DuPont. So now DuPont had total control of the market agsin, a market designed around an inferior product and planned obsolence. Modern ac systems are s---, they are extremely finicky, and run high pressure which makes leaks appear. Right when the r134 parent was coming up to expiration, new data showed r134 to also be bad for the environment. Same s--- again.
Anonymous (ID: ytRC3zqd) The ozone scam, and DuPont No.389008544 Remember the hole in the ozone layer..... let me redpill you on what happened. DuPont invented and held the patent for r12. R12 is an extremely efficient refrigerant. Anybody with an old r12 car or refrigerator can attest. R12 cools better than r134, and also operates at a lower pressure. Late r12 a/c systems were bullet proof and many are still operating on their original pre 1994 charge ATC NATIONAL REFRIGERANT 12 07/30/22(Sat)18:16:55 56 KB JPG DuPont who had the patent for r12 understood this patent would expire in 1979. This was the time of a massive boom in air conditioning adoption. >patent expires in 1979 >ozone hole gets discovered in 1978/1979 The fed said cfc's were the cause, and allowed DuPont to continue sole manufacturing of r12 until the "switch". This bought DuPont from 1979- 1994 total control of the refrigerant market. R134 came alone. Guess who patented r134? DuPont. So now DuPont had total control of the market agsin, a market designed around an inferior product and planned obsolence. Modern ac systems are s---, they are extremely finicky, and run high pressure which makes leaks appear. Right when the r134 parent was coming up to expiration, new data showed r134 to also be bad for the environment. Same s--- again.

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>76223409 # Anonymous >>76223398 (OP) # How did it taste, smugjak? >>76223416 # Anonymous >be me >poop in toilet >have idea Anonymous >>76223401 # it tasted like poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:33:55 No.76223398 >take poop out >eat it >>76223425 # >repoop the poop infinite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:28 No.76223401 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:59 No.76223409 01/23/24(Tue)20:35:35 No.76223416 >>76223409 # S----- answer hope you die : Anonymous >>76223416 # says the one with finite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:36:11 No.76223425
Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>76223409 # Anonymous >>76223398 (OP) # How did it taste, smugjak? >>76223416 # Anonymous >be me >poop in toilet >have idea Anonymous >>76223401 # it tasted like poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:33:55 No.76223398 >take poop out >eat it >>76223425 # >repoop the poop infinite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:28 No.76223401 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:59 No.76223409 01/23/24(Tue)20:35:35 No.76223416 >>76223409 # S----- answer hope you die : Anonymous >>76223416 # says the one with finite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:36:11 No.76223425

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Anonymous (ID: 2V/9R758) 06/22/12 (Fri)21:01:40 No.407791729 >took wife shopping for her birthday >hate going shopping but thought i'd treat her to a day out that she deserves >walked past department store >three girls, couldn't have been older than 18-20 walk past > for a joke I say "bet you wish you had legs like that!" >she starts crying and overreacting, can't seem to calm her down > had to stop and let her calm down before wheeling her up the ramp into the next store >what the f--- is wrong with women?
Anonymous (ID: 2V/9R758) 06/22/12 (Fri)21:01:40 No.407791729 >took wife shopping for her birthday >hate going shopping but thought i'd treat her to a day out that she deserves >walked past department store >three girls, couldn't have been older than 18-20 walk past > for a joke I say "bet you wish you had legs like that!" >she starts crying and overreacting, can't seem to calm her down > had to stop and let her calm down before wheeling her up the ramp into the next store >what the f--- is wrong with women?

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Anonymous (ID:+y4m951J) = 131 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 17m >parents move to hillbilly town down in the south when I'm 12 01/23/24(Tue)17:59:54 No.456151993 >no friends, only black kid at school >live without friends is ok in the beginning >always sit alone in class >one day the only available seat in class is next to me >another quite kid walks into the classroom >asks if its okay if he gets another table and chair from another classroom >teacher says sure >I tell the him to go f--- himself, teacher gets mad at me and tells me to go to the principle >get away with a warning >thats when the s--- started >bullying starts out lightly, they just called me words and told me to go back to the north >gets worse and worse, teachers dont give a f---. Get called n----- on a daily basis >after taking this for a few years another black kid moves to town >goes to the same highschool :DDD >finally have a friend >tell him about all the s--- that happened >decide we should take revenge >start messing with the students and teachers in school >we start to embrace black culture instead of trying to fit in with these crackers >start wearing baggy clothes >always carry speaker playing music from our idols, tupac etc >one day we decide to beat up one of my bullies outside of school >rats on us >get expelled from only highschool in town >f--- this place and f--- white people >>456153148 # Cant wait to leave this s-------. Wish I lived in a black neighbourhood so I wouldnt have to deal with this s---. pic looks like my highschool : Anonymous (ID: Z3ppr0qM >>456151993 (OP) # Forgot your vpn kek 01/23/24(Tue) 18:01:02 No.456152047
Anonymous (ID:+y4m951J) = 131 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 17m >parents move to hillbilly town down in the south when I'm 12 01/23/24(Tue)17:59:54 No.456151993 >no friends, only black kid at school >live without friends is ok in the beginning >always sit alone in class >one day the only available seat in class is next to me >another quite kid walks into the classroom >asks if its okay if he gets another table and chair from another classroom >teacher says sure >I tell the him to go f--- himself, teacher gets mad at me and tells me to go to the principle >get away with a warning >thats when the s--- started >bullying starts out lightly, they just called me words and told me to go back to the north >gets worse and worse, teachers dont give a f---. Get called n----- on a daily basis >after taking this for a few years another black kid moves to town >goes to the same highschool :DDD >finally have a friend >tell him about all the s--- that happened >decide we should take revenge >start messing with the students and teachers in school >we start to embrace black culture instead of trying to fit in with these crackers >start wearing baggy clothes >always carry speaker playing music from our idols, tupac etc >one day we decide to beat up one of my bullies outside of school >rats on us >get expelled from only highschool in town >f--- this place and f--- white people >>456153148 # Cant wait to leave this s-------. Wish I lived in a black neighbourhood so I wouldnt have to deal with this s---. pic looks like my highschool : Anonymous (ID: Z3ppr0qM >>456151993 (OP) # Forgot your vpn kek 01/23/24(Tue) 18:01:02 No.456152047

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THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS BLOOD IN YOUR MICROPLASTICS | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Take the leech pill 104 KB JPG > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. 01/23/24(Tue)20:20:01 No.76219749 The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.
:Anonymous Take the leech pill 104 KB JPG > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. 01/23/24(Tue)20:20:01 No.76219749 The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 01/23/24(Tue)11:49:19 No.912832801 >be 25 >technically meet terms of being incel >don't even hate anybody except myself >cursed with being ugly >smol pp Its over isn't it /b/? Should I just throw in the towel and end it all or should I not because there is hope? 01/23/24(Tue)11:59:38 No.912833214 : Anonymous >>912832801 (OP) # Find a fat slut with low self esteem that you can build up. That's what I did. She helped me explore myself and since there isnt much d--- for her we've gotten accustomed to using dildos and strapons on each other. She still kisses it when I ask. Not a lot to suck on but she'll basically make out with it and my nuts feels great. Or kys if the hubris is too large a chasm to cross for you. >>912833609 # >>912833693 #
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 01/23/24(Tue)11:49:19 No.912832801 >be 25 >technically meet terms of being incel >don't even hate anybody except myself >cursed with being ugly >smol pp Its over isn't it /b/? Should I just throw in the towel and end it all or should I not because there is hope? 01/23/24(Tue)11:59:38 No.912833214 : Anonymous >>912832801 (OP) # Find a fat slut with low self esteem that you can build up. That's what I did. She helped me explore myself and since there isnt much d--- for her we've gotten accustomed to using dildos and strapons on each other. She still kisses it when I ask. Not a lot to suck on but she'll basically make out with it and my nuts feels great. Or kys if the hubris is too large a chasm to cross for you. >>912833609 # >>912833693 #

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Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901 I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a f------ bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money's gone. F------ dye packs. Oh well, could have been 20 so no complaints. Now what do? Drive a truck? >>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 # 01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321 : Anonymous >>819003901 # Here's what you do >start youtube channel >your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable >half the screen is going to show a videogame >title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission" >you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and say s--- like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have alarms like that" >pause the cutscene every now and then and say some s--- like "back when i hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure this is entirely accurate" >your next videos are going to be you critiquing similar scenes from other games or movies >then your videos are going to be QandA about prison life >before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing and all you do is talk into a camera about prison >enjoy making more money than all of us
Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901 I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a f------ bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money's gone. F------ dye packs. Oh well, could have been 20 so no complaints. Now what do? Drive a truck? >>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 # 01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321 : Anonymous >>819003901 # Here's what you do >start youtube channel >your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable >half the screen is going to show a videogame >title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission" >you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and say s--- like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have alarms like that" >pause the cutscene every now and then and say some s--- like "back when i hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure this is entirely accurate" >your next videos are going to be you critiquing similar scenes from other games or movies >then your videos are going to be QandA about prison life >before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing and all you do is talk into a camera about prison >enjoy making more money than all of us

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Anonymous Commentary Guy 3.2 Morbillion Subsribers 2x longer than It needs to be 2xlonger than t needs to be 2xlonger than it needs to be 01/23/24(Tue)18:23:00 No.195415524 2x longer than it needs to be Popularguy situation is crazy 1 hour ago 3 Million Views Subscribe Penisman Situation is insane 3 hours ago 2 Million Views Huge PoopenFarten Drama 5 hours ago 7 Million Views Coaxedintosnafu situation is crazy 7 hours ago 20 Million Views hh1bk3208vjb1.jpg 69 KB JPG Hey what's up youtube, it's moistfaggot here again. Here's some three day old news I saw on reddit/twitter that I could summarize in 30 seconds but will stretch out for 10 minutes to bolster the algorithm. I talk in a deep voice and say curse words which means this counts as comedy. Alright cya
Anonymous Commentary Guy 3.2 Morbillion Subsribers 2x longer than It needs to be 2xlonger than t needs to be 2xlonger than it needs to be 01/23/24(Tue)18:23:00 No.195415524 2x longer than it needs to be Popularguy situation is crazy 1 hour ago 3 Million Views Subscribe Penisman Situation is insane 3 hours ago 2 Million Views Huge PoopenFarten Drama 5 hours ago 7 Million Views Coaxedintosnafu situation is crazy 7 hours ago 20 Million Views hh1bk3208vjb1.jpg 69 KB JPG Hey what's up youtube, it's moistfaggot here again. Here's some three day old news I saw on reddit/twitter that I could summarize in 30 seconds but will stretch out for 10 minutes to bolster the algorithm. I talk in a deep voice and say curse words which means this counts as comedy. Alright cya

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Anon is Alex Defaultman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!
: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!

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: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)00:46:25 No.26592287 >>26573368 (OP) # 119 KB GIF I have written a piece of code that takes all the videos posted in this online discussion and plays them in a random order indefinitely. The code also randomly changes the speed and duration of each video, making them play faster or slower, and shorter or longer, than their original versions. The speed ranges from 0.5 to 1.5 times the normal rate, and a random duration ranging from 0.5x to 1x the length of the video. The result of this code is a chaotic and sexy mix of sounds and images, which creates a very intense and erotic experience for the viewer. I play this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosTQxCnlpA [Open]) in the background, which adds immensely to the gooning experience. The contrast between the background dopamine frequency (28hz) and the foreground videos is very jarring and as my brother would say, "goontastic". I ran this code on my computer and watched the output on my screen. I was not prepared for the effect that it had on me. I felt a surge of adrenaline and horniness, as I could not predict what would happen next. I could not look away from the screen, even though I wanted to. I could not stop the code, even though I wanted to. I could only goon in horror and disbelief, as the code tortured me with its random and relentless combinations of videos. I have never came so hard in my life. >>26592352 # >>26593649 # >>26594477 # >>26594692 # >>26600219 # >>26600815 # >>26603125 # >>26604995 # >>26609518 # >>26610694 #
: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)00:46:25 No.26592287 >>26573368 (OP) # 119 KB GIF I have written a piece of code that takes all the videos posted in this online discussion and plays them in a random order indefinitely. The code also randomly changes the speed and duration of each video, making them play faster or slower, and shorter or longer, than their original versions. The speed ranges from 0.5 to 1.5 times the normal rate, and a random duration ranging from 0.5x to 1x the length of the video. The result of this code is a chaotic and sexy mix of sounds and images, which creates a very intense and erotic experience for the viewer. I play this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosTQxCnlpA [Open]) in the background, which adds immensely to the gooning experience. The contrast between the background dopamine frequency (28hz) and the foreground videos is very jarring and as my brother would say, "goontastic". I ran this code on my computer and watched the output on my screen. I was not prepared for the effect that it had on me. I felt a surge of adrenaline and horniness, as I could not predict what would happen next. I could not look away from the screen, even though I wanted to. I could not stop the code, even though I wanted to. I could only goon in horror and disbelief, as the code tortured me with its random and relentless combinations of videos. I have never came so hard in my life. >>26592352 # >>26593649 # >>26594477 # >>26594692 # >>26600219 # >>26600815 # >>26603125 # >>26604995 # >>26609518 # >>26610694 #

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: Anonymous Luck 01/22/24(Mon)13:13:36 No.76203156 AA Flag_of_India.svg.png 36 KB PNG >born in india >born in a state which has the worst reputation for cleanliness, stealing and everything else >have a passion in music which has no scope and is looked down upon >family wants to force to become an engineer >born in the lowest of the high classes >family follows caste system meaning i cant marry a girl even if shes not of our caste >family thinks i watch p--- everytime i close my door anons should i just end myself
: Anonymous Luck 01/22/24(Mon)13:13:36 No.76203156 AA Flag_of_India.svg.png 36 KB PNG >born in india >born in a state which has the worst reputation for cleanliness, stealing and everything else >have a passion in music which has no scope and is looked down upon >family wants to force to become an engineer >born in the lowest of the high classes >family follows caste system meaning i cant marry a girl even if shes not of our caste >family thinks i watch p--- everytime i close my door anons should i just end myself

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Anonymous 161 KB PNG 03/29/19(Fri)16:45:16 No.796199748 >have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 161 KB PNG 03/29/19(Fri)16:45:16 No.796199748 >have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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TO FEEL JD >be me, ex-neet (managed to b------- my way into a data entry job) >work with normies all day >one guy in our department basically gets fawned over by everybody, stereotypical chad >6 feet tall, built, smart, basically the whole package >hate him immediately, it just grates on me how perfect he acts >there's a homeless guy that usually camps outside of our parking garage (about two blocks from work) >he always asks for money and I always hurry past/ignore him since I don't want to get mugged or fuel his addiction >get to work early today >as I'm walking I see chad talking to homeless guy >says "man, I'm sorry, I usually carry cash, I just didn't today, I'm sorry" >internally roll my eyes because of course he would >ffw to end of the day, see chad stop on the way into the parking garage >see him give the homeless guy a couple bucks >turns out he went to an ATM to get money specifically to give him >forced to confront the fact that chad isn't just hotter or smarter than me, he's also just a better person I've been seething because of this all night. Am I just f-----? How do I cope with the fact that he mogs me in every possible way like this?
TO FEEL JD >be me, ex-neet (managed to b------- my way into a data entry job) >work with normies all day >one guy in our department basically gets fawned over by everybody, stereotypical chad >6 feet tall, built, smart, basically the whole package >hate him immediately, it just grates on me how perfect he acts >there's a homeless guy that usually camps outside of our parking garage (about two blocks from work) >he always asks for money and I always hurry past/ignore him since I don't want to get mugged or fuel his addiction >get to work early today >as I'm walking I see chad talking to homeless guy >says "man, I'm sorry, I usually carry cash, I just didn't today, I'm sorry" >internally roll my eyes because of course he would >ffw to end of the day, see chad stop on the way into the parking garage >see him give the homeless guy a couple bucks >turns out he went to an ATM to get money specifically to give him >forced to confront the fact that chad isn't just hotter or smarter than me, he's also just a better person I've been seething because of this all night. Am I just f-----? How do I cope with the fact that he mogs me in every possible way like this?

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Hisign PH >>95114840 >yo check it out Blarg just gave the humans room temperature superconductors >oh no no no have they used it to boil water yet? >ayy Imao
Hisign PH >>95114840 >yo check it out Blarg just gave the humans room temperature superconductors >oh no no no have they used it to boil water yet? >ayy Imao

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Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)19:49:59 No.195369017 w Idiocracy2.jpg 95 KB JPG S OF >actively tries to make society better >beloved by everyone 0 S DME >cares about the people >actually listens to the concerns the people have >employs the best and most skilled people for the job to fix issues >supposed to not like him because he is LOUD and PATRIOTIC
Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)19:49:59 No.195369017 w Idiocracy2.jpg 95 KB JPG S OF >actively tries to make society better >beloved by everyone 0 S DME >cares about the people >actually listens to the concerns the people have >employs the best and most skilled people for the job to fix issues >supposed to not like him because he is LOUD and PATRIOTIC

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