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253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome my >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise
253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome my >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise

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Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous Can you walk? 08/10/22(Wed)00:30:23 No.883602533 Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs View Thread 08/10/22(Wed)00:31:41 No.883602623
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Anon works in the school system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- schools 277 KB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.69729726 >Be me >Work as a teachers assistant >S--- pay but easy af job >Just have to watch 8 year olds. Make sure they dont kill each other. >Get covid F---.mp6 >Quarantine for a week. Don't go to work. >Go back. >Kids happy to see me. Ask where I was >"I had covid, so I had to stay home" Gasp.mp2 >"Anon, the teachers told us you had a death in the family. So you'd be gone for a few days" W--.png >Not sure what to make of this. I assume the staff lied to the kids so no one would panic. >But i'm also certain that I got covid from this f------ cess pit. The kids never wash their hands and overall are disgusting. Next day >See little girl remove her masks and start picking her nose like a f------ chimp >"Stop that. Thats f------ filthy" >"Sorry anon. My nose itches. I have allergies... and covid" Bro w--.zip >"My brother had it and he would come pick me from school. I told my mom I was sick but she made me still go to school because no one else could watch me. She told me not tell anyone" Fml. F------ speechless. F--- everyone.
: Anonymous F--- schools 277 KB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.69729726 >Be me >Work as a teachers assistant >S--- pay but easy af job >Just have to watch 8 year olds. Make sure they dont kill each other. >Get covid F---.mp6 >Quarantine for a week. Don't go to work. >Go back. >Kids happy to see me. Ask where I was >"I had covid, so I had to stay home" Gasp.mp2 >"Anon, the teachers told us you had a death in the family. So you'd be gone for a few days" W--.png >Not sure what to make of this. I assume the staff lied to the kids so no one would panic. >But i'm also certain that I got covid from this f------ cess pit. The kids never wash their hands and overall are disgusting. Next day >See little girl remove her masks and start picking her nose like a f------ chimp >"Stop that. Thats f------ filthy" >"Sorry anon. My nose itches. I have allergies... and covid" Bro w--.zip >"My brother had it and he would come pick me from school. I told my mom I was sick but she made me still go to school because no one else could watch me. She told me not tell anyone" Fml. F------ speechless. F--- everyone.

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Anon Gets Scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 495 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue) 22:07:32 No.69748948 >be me >everyone calls me a retard >decide to do an IQ test >takes me like an hour >still did it >get to the end >asks me to pay $5.99 >w--.jpg >i already spent an hour of my life on this so f--- it >put my card details in >5 minutes later get a call from my bank >someone just withdrew all my money from my account >mfw
: Anonymous 495 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue) 22:07:32 No.69748948 >be me >everyone calls me a retard >decide to do an IQ test >takes me like an hour >still did it >get to the end >asks me to pay $5.99 >w--.jpg >i already spent an hour of my life on this so f--- it >put my card details in >5 minutes later get a call from my bank >someone just withdrew all my money from my account >mfw

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 411 KB JPG >Can a blonde and a readhead have a kid with black hair? 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >>52771831 (OP) # >Very slim chance based on recessive genes, but most likely someone cheated 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 #
Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 411 KB JPG >Can a blonde and a readhead have a kid with black hair? 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >>52771831 (OP) # >Very slim chance based on recessive genes, but most likely someone cheated 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 #

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Is Anon "Stinky Preet" ? | /r/Greentext

File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 ► >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 >>39072860 39073137 >>39074837 Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072932 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072997 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 >>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu)18:25:19 No.39073062 ► >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:36:44 No.39073160 ► >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 ► >>39073298 >>39074858 >>39073160 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 ► >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD
File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 ► >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 >>39072860 39073137 >>39074837 Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072932 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072997 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 >>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu)18:25:19 No.39073062 ► >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:36:44 No.39073160 ► >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 ► >>39073298 >>39074858 >>39073160 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 ► >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD

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Anon regrets everything | /r/Greentext

File: FB_IMG_1658938792585.jpg (5 KB, 298x314) 12 Did I f--- up? Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)14:53:47 No.883572461 [Reply] >be me, some time ago >24 and horny >Masturbate just about any time and any place despite the fact I have gf >A------ bro has gf >>883572683 > Petite small but big ass >C-- to her ass and feet daily >One time they argue, she comes home and we drink >She goes to have a shover and for some retarded reason I c-- on her red panties, I c-- buckets >She comes out of shower and I tell her to pick something hot on her so she can resolve the argue with bro the "woman way" >She picks the red ones, idk how she didn't feel the wetness, maybe because of shower > Bro comes home,they argue and eventually f--- >He is sober so he pulls out >I c-- again to thought of my semen on her slit >Be me,now,27 >Bro has a boy >I start to notice he has light brown hair,blue eyes and birthmark on top of head as I do. Where as bro and his now wife have both brown eyes, dark hair and no birthmarks. He even has same resemblance around nose and beard Gf and mom start to notice he resembles me instead of bro. Should I just Jump the train and never go back and claim I have work at oil rig in Denmark or w-- do I do?
File: FB_IMG_1658938792585.jpg (5 KB, 298x314) 12 Did I f--- up? Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)14:53:47 No.883572461 [Reply] >be me, some time ago >24 and horny >Masturbate just about any time and any place despite the fact I have gf >A------ bro has gf >>883572683 > Petite small but big ass >C-- to her ass and feet daily >One time they argue, she comes home and we drink >She goes to have a shover and for some retarded reason I c-- on her red panties, I c-- buckets >She comes out of shower and I tell her to pick something hot on her so she can resolve the argue with bro the "woman way" >She picks the red ones, idk how she didn't feel the wetness, maybe because of shower > Bro comes home,they argue and eventually f--- >He is sober so he pulls out >I c-- again to thought of my semen on her slit >Be me,now,27 >Bro has a boy >I start to notice he has light brown hair,blue eyes and birthmark on top of head as I do. Where as bro and his now wife have both brown eyes, dark hair and no birthmarks. He even has same resemblance around nose and beard Gf and mom start to notice he resembles me instead of bro. Should I just Jump the train and never go back and claim I have work at oil rig in Denmark or w-- do I do?

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Anon invests into a shitcoin. | /r/Greentext

File: wojak suicide.png (507 KB, 1070x601) -- I just lost about $1500 on a shitcoin and it's dumping. I bought the absolute top. I don't know what I should do in this situation. I told myself I would never fomo like that again but it just kept going up and everyone was so happy about it. Now it's dumping and I don't know if it will ever get to the same price again. I don't know whether to sell at a loss or hold and wait. I feel physically ill. One full pay cheque evaporated instantly on memes. Anonymous (ID: 70ekBJN) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:39 No.32632764 >>32633141 >>32637539 >>32640436 which coin >>32639935 Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:57:50 No.32633141 >>32633589 >>32633864 >>32634703 >>32633069 >>32632764 I'm embarrassed to even say it. Anonymous (ID: 533bmqlT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:18 No.32632747 >>32632846 >>32633002 >>32633069 >>32634094 >>32634660 >>32635011 >>32635181 >>32635686 >>32635965 >>32636105 >>32636308>>32636675 >>32637614 >>32637688>>32637764 >>32638431 >>32639746 >>32641267 >>32644494 >>32644708>>32645150 >>32645419 >>32649201 >>32650419 >>32652043 >>32652722 >>32653316 >>32653904 >>32653946 >>32653951 >>32654105 >>32654705 >>32656942 >>32657625 >>32658975 >>32659376 >> Anonymous (ID: (WTK8e97) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:07:29 No.32633589>>32634603 >>32650715 >>32633141 >I'm embarrassed to even say it. means nothing round here lad. say the name of the coin and let it go. we're all blown around by the same wind. >> Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:30:20 No.32634603 >>32634667 >>32634865 >>32635080 >>32635121 >>32635139 >>32635230 >>32635339 >>32635368>>32635587 >>32635668 >>32635842 >>32636247 >>32636318 >>32636472 >>32636686 >>32636748 >>32637052 >>32637151 >>32637153 >>32637488 >>32637496 >>32637499 >>32637645 >>32637696 >>32637737 >>32637781 >>32638552 >>32638592 >>32638649 >>32638698>>32638709 >>32638850 >>32638907 >>32638963 >>32639168 >>32639613 >>32639969 >>32639987 >>32640045 >>32642082 >>32643225 >>32644427 >>32644526 >>32644543 >>32645057 >>32645072 >>32645300 >>32645394 >>32645612 >>32646342 >>32646550 >>32646610 >>32646789 >>32647125 >>32647423 >>32648261 >>32648954 >>32650005 >>32650260 >>32650288 >>32650464 >>32650569 >>32650653 >>32650675 >>32650744 >>32651648 >>32651701 >>32652351 >>32653790 >>32653993 >>32654200 >>32654218 >>32654384 >>32654780 >>32654872 >>32655020 >>32655111 >>32655702 >>32655788 >>32657561 >>32659285 >>32659750 >>32660392 >>32660842 >>32661023 >>32661053 >>32633589 Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. I actually feel suicidal. God hates me. Either he intentionally makes everything I buy start dumping, or he intentionally made me be born stupid and poor so I can continue to make these retarded decisions that make me suffer. There's really no moving on from this. No matter what I do I just f--- up. I'm just thinking of all the things I could have done with that money but instead I had to gamble it on a shitcoin. Anonymous (ID: 5T17TQmk) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:35:49 No.32634865 Imao.jpg <B. 251x242) good? >>32634603 >Bingus Token Anonymous (ID: corhilGa) 04/07/21 (Wed)17:08:12 No.32636247 File: 1615805931493.jpg (64 KB, 900x821) >>32634603 >Bingus Token >>32634603 >Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. top Imao >>32634603 ohnonononono Benissimo >Bingus File: the bing.jpg >>32634603 Bingus Toke >all these replies BULLINGUSH I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus.
File: wojak suicide.png (507 KB, 1070x601) -- I just lost about $1500 on a shitcoin and it's dumping. I bought the absolute top. I don't know what I should do in this situation. I told myself I would never fomo like that again but it just kept going up and everyone was so happy about it. Now it's dumping and I don't know if it will ever get to the same price again. I don't know whether to sell at a loss or hold and wait. I feel physically ill. One full pay cheque evaporated instantly on memes. Anonymous (ID: 70ekBJN) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:39 No.32632764 >>32633141 >>32637539 >>32640436 which coin >>32639935 Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:57:50 No.32633141 >>32633589 >>32633864 >>32634703 >>32633069 >>32632764 I'm embarrassed to even say it. Anonymous (ID: 533bmqlT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:18 No.32632747 >>32632846 >>32633002 >>32633069 >>32634094 >>32634660 >>32635011 >>32635181 >>32635686 >>32635965 >>32636105 >>32636308>>32636675 >>32637614 >>32637688>>32637764 >>32638431 >>32639746 >>32641267 >>32644494 >>32644708>>32645150 >>32645419 >>32649201 >>32650419 >>32652043 >>32652722 >>32653316 >>32653904 >>32653946 >>32653951 >>32654105 >>32654705 >>32656942 >>32657625 >>32658975 >>32659376 >> Anonymous (ID: (WTK8e97) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:07:29 No.32633589>>32634603 >>32650715 >>32633141 >I'm embarrassed to even say it. means nothing round here lad. say the name of the coin and let it go. we're all blown around by the same wind. >> Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:30:20 No.32634603 >>32634667 >>32634865 >>32635080 >>32635121 >>32635139 >>32635230 >>32635339 >>32635368>>32635587 >>32635668 >>32635842 >>32636247 >>32636318 >>32636472 >>32636686 >>32636748 >>32637052 >>32637151 >>32637153 >>32637488 >>32637496 >>32637499 >>32637645 >>32637696 >>32637737 >>32637781 >>32638552 >>32638592 >>32638649 >>32638698>>32638709 >>32638850 >>32638907 >>32638963 >>32639168 >>32639613 >>32639969 >>32639987 >>32640045 >>32642082 >>32643225 >>32644427 >>32644526 >>32644543 >>32645057 >>32645072 >>32645300 >>32645394 >>32645612 >>32646342 >>32646550 >>32646610 >>32646789 >>32647125 >>32647423 >>32648261 >>32648954 >>32650005 >>32650260 >>32650288 >>32650464 >>32650569 >>32650653 >>32650675 >>32650744 >>32651648 >>32651701 >>32652351 >>32653790 >>32653993 >>32654200 >>32654218 >>32654384 >>32654780 >>32654872 >>32655020 >>32655111 >>32655702 >>32655788 >>32657561 >>32659285 >>32659750 >>32660392 >>32660842 >>32661023 >>32661053 >>32633589 Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. I actually feel suicidal. God hates me. Either he intentionally makes everything I buy start dumping, or he intentionally made me be born stupid and poor so I can continue to make these retarded decisions that make me suffer. There's really no moving on from this. No matter what I do I just f--- up. I'm just thinking of all the things I could have done with that money but instead I had to gamble it on a shitcoin. Anonymous (ID: 5T17TQmk) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:35:49 No.32634865 Imao.jpg <B. 251x242) good? >>32634603 >Bingus Token Anonymous (ID: corhilGa) 04/07/21 (Wed)17:08:12 No.32636247 File: 1615805931493.jpg (64 KB, 900x821) >>32634603 >Bingus Token >>32634603 >Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. top Imao >>32634603 ohnonononono Benissimo >Bingus File: the bing.jpg >>32634603 Bingus Toke >all these replies BULLINGUSH I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus.

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Anon makes a public service announcement about /b/ | /r/Greentext

File: DrQ.jpg (24 KB, 540x360) Public Service Announcement Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)13:18:47 No.883586688 Hello, /b/. My name is Dr. Quentin Coldwater. I am here to explain what this community is like to those who are new here. /b/ is the world's largest online community of autistic children, teens, yound adults, and thirtysomething NEETS who still live with their parents. They're frustrated because autism makes it difficult to adjust to the stresses of day to day life. So they come here and say n----- and f----- a lot and post frog pictures. It calms them down and keeps them from becoming hyperstimulated. That is all. Pic related :)
File: DrQ.jpg (24 KB, 540x360) Public Service Announcement Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)13:18:47 No.883586688 Hello, /b/. My name is Dr. Quentin Coldwater. I am here to explain what this community is like to those who are new here. /b/ is the world's largest online community of autistic children, teens, yound adults, and thirtysomething NEETS who still live with their parents. They're frustrated because autism makes it difficult to adjust to the stresses of day to day life. So they come here and say n----- and f----- a lot and post frog pictures. It calms them down and keeps them from becoming hyperstimulated. That is all. Pic related :)

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Anon have figure it out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 107 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)08:51:05 No.169134276 >have no children >automatically upper middle-class with no effort 08/09/22(Tue)08:57:21 No.169134515 Anonymous you literally can't suffer in Europe Anonymous 3 >>169134276 (OP) Yes, I know all about the birth rates, yes, your race is dying. Yes, I'm still not having any kids. AHAHAHAHAHAHA 08/09/22(Tue)08:57:52 No.169134537
Anonymous 107 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)08:51:05 No.169134276 >have no children >automatically upper middle-class with no effort 08/09/22(Tue)08:57:21 No.169134515 Anonymous you literally can't suffer in Europe Anonymous 3 >>169134276 (OP) Yes, I know all about the birth rates, yes, your race is dying. Yes, I'm still not having any kids. AHAHAHAHAHAHA 08/09/22(Tue)08:57:52 No.169134537

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Anon the coomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)07:34:43 No.67902836 >on nofap >f--- buddy has left >no one to screw >feels shameful to touch my worm >start actually WANTING to talk to girls 6 KB JPG >feel this literal ball of energy within me, I am a ball of horny electric energy >feel more alert >lifts have gone through the f------ roof I need a release, asked this girl on a date on tinder and if she doesn't agree I feel like I'm going to put my d--- through a f------ wall. Is this hightened test? I feel f------ great, but also really frustrated. Pic related is me.
Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)07:34:43 No.67902836 >on nofap >f--- buddy has left >no one to screw >feels shameful to touch my worm >start actually WANTING to talk to girls 6 KB JPG >feel this literal ball of energy within me, I am a ball of horny electric energy >feel more alert >lifts have gone through the f------ roof I need a release, asked this girl on a date on tinder and if she doesn't agree I feel like I'm going to put my d--- through a f------ wall. Is this hightened test? I feel f------ great, but also really frustrated. Pic related is me.

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anon makes bad choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/18(Fri)19:24:08 No.784478536 1 Reply >be me >depressed >so depressed that stop going on 4chan >its been months >decide to finally pick my fat self and go on 4chan 7 KB JPG >feel a little happiness >feelsalittlegoodman.jpg View Thread : Anonymous 11/09/18(Fri)19:25:02 No.784478606 Welcome back - bad choice coming back though
: Anonymous 11/09/18(Fri)19:24:08 No.784478536 1 Reply >be me >depressed >so depressed that stop going on 4chan >its been months >decide to finally pick my fat self and go on 4chan 7 KB JPG >feel a little happiness >feelsalittlegoodman.jpg View Thread : Anonymous 11/09/18(Fri)19:25:02 No.784478606 Welcome back - bad choice coming back though

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Anon wants to end it all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 04/12/22(Tue)09:04:39 No.68185982 >i can't shoot myself because i'm european >i can't jump because the highest place accessible in my town is like 5 stories >i can't hang myself because i llive in a house full of people >i have nothing i can od from how do i stop this f------ nightmare? i dont want to suffer anymore? my whole body is filled with pain and the doctors can't diagnose what i have.
: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 04/12/22(Tue)09:04:39 No.68185982 >i can't shoot myself because i'm european >i can't jump because the highest place accessible in my town is like 5 stories >i can't hang myself because i llive in a house full of people >i have nothing i can od from how do i stop this f------ nightmare? i dont want to suffer anymore? my whole body is filled with pain and the doctors can't diagnose what i have.

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Anon is a psychic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 150 KB PNG 10/28/18(Sun)18:44:16 No.48965458 >think about moving arm >moves arm >just moved matter using nothing but my mind how? >have panic attack
: Anonymous 150 KB PNG 10/28/18(Sun)18:44:16 No.48965458 >think about moving arm >moves arm >just moved matter using nothing but my mind how? >have panic attack

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Sunday Night | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. 51 KB JPG >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe
Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. 51 KB JPG >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe

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Anon barely exists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue)10:55:57 No.69742142 >go outside >notice that EVERY single person I see has had sex >all had relationships >all cuddled with someone >all held someone who fell asleep/fell asleep in someone's arms >all made great memories and stories, even if their lives are s--- now they still have those >most probably heard "I love you" at some point >this happened very naturally to them, it wasn't hard >meanwhile I struggle with even talking to people, hugless, handholdless, kissless, touch-starved aging virgin at 26, don't know what to do with my hands, unironically bad at even walking, day ruined just by catching a glimpse of my reflection, can hardly speak even in online games (after many years I can speak a little bit) because my voice is ugly and disgusting and I hate it >feel completely subhuman >day ruined, motivation sapped Anyone know these feels?
: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue)10:55:57 No.69742142 >go outside >notice that EVERY single person I see has had sex >all had relationships >all cuddled with someone >all held someone who fell asleep/fell asleep in someone's arms >all made great memories and stories, even if their lives are s--- now they still have those >most probably heard "I love you" at some point >this happened very naturally to them, it wasn't hard >meanwhile I struggle with even talking to people, hugless, handholdless, kissless, touch-starved aging virgin at 26, don't know what to do with my hands, unironically bad at even walking, day ruined just by catching a glimpse of my reflection, can hardly speak even in online games (after many years I can speak a little bit) because my voice is ugly and disgusting and I hate it >feel completely subhuman >day ruined, motivation sapped Anyone know these feels?

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Femanon doesn't believe both genders are equal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Women Are Superior 08/08/22(Mon)16:22:28 No.883534165 Actual Femanon Here. Yes, I will post my pointy t--- when I get 150 replies. Women are graduating from college more than men. Women are getting more high paying jobs than men. Women are showing extreme competence in leadership roles. The reason why women weren't allowed to study or work back in the day is because men know that of women compete with them, women will beat them. We are so strong. Women and Leadership 385 KB PNG 51 Replies / 3 Images : motorAnon View Thread 08/08/22(Mon)18:45:48 No.883541278 >>883540939 # >Eww go away 80% of men you are incels! >No! You cant f--- silicone Al robots either! >Women are basically demons here to torture you and make you suffer hahaha >I refuse to have your kids but i will pass laws to make sure you cant have kids without me!! Hahahaha eat s--- incels!!! Hey simps, are you reading this? These are your precious angels. The serve satanic jewry!
: Anonymous Women Are Superior 08/08/22(Mon)16:22:28 No.883534165 Actual Femanon Here. Yes, I will post my pointy t--- when I get 150 replies. Women are graduating from college more than men. Women are getting more high paying jobs than men. Women are showing extreme competence in leadership roles. The reason why women weren't allowed to study or work back in the day is because men know that of women compete with them, women will beat them. We are so strong. Women and Leadership 385 KB PNG 51 Replies / 3 Images : motorAnon View Thread 08/08/22(Mon)18:45:48 No.883541278 >>883540939 # >Eww go away 80% of men you are incels! >No! You cant f--- silicone Al robots either! >Women are basically demons here to torture you and make you suffer hahaha >I refuse to have your kids but i will pass laws to make sure you cant have kids without me!! Hahahaha eat s--- incels!!! Hey simps, are you reading this? These are your precious angels. The serve satanic jewry!

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Anon can't catch a break | /r/Greentext

Anonymous feelswagieman 166 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon)18:01:08 No.883539097 >borderline single-mothered and suffered "nice guy" syndrome >years of mental difficulties >dead family member >get sick with same sickness that killed family member and had to leave wagie McDonald's >no job and wanting to end it >get with gf >another dead family member >cheated on by gf, then fiancée >spend 2 weeks in mental ward >lose second job over based takes outside the workplace >had to end relationship with 2nd gf >stuck in wagie call center job >resignations flying everywhere >want to hand mine in but stuck till another job can take me >just living out of spite at this point
Anonymous feelswagieman 166 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon)18:01:08 No.883539097 >borderline single-mothered and suffered "nice guy" syndrome >years of mental difficulties >dead family member >get sick with same sickness that killed family member and had to leave wagie McDonald's >no job and wanting to end it >get with gf >another dead family member >cheated on by gf, then fiancée >spend 2 weeks in mental ward >lose second job over based takes outside the workplace >had to end relationship with 2nd gf >stuck in wagie call center job >resignations flying everywhere >want to hand mine in but stuck till another job can take me >just living out of spite at this point

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Anon Makes A Phone Call | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue) 13:59:53 No.69743229 8 KB JPG >have to make an important phone call >finally do it >call the number >"sorry anon, you caught us right at the start of our lunch break, can you call back in a couple hours?" >Say alright and hang up Now I have to make the phone call again
: Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue) 13:59:53 No.69743229 8 KB JPG >have to make an important phone call >finally do it >call the number >"sorry anon, you caught us right at the start of our lunch break, can you call back in a couple hours?" >Say alright and hang up Now I have to make the phone call again

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Anon gets offered a threesome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)19:27:47 No.169137042 >at a party last weekend and get offered a threesome >initially hesitant because it involves a best mate but we're drunk and agree to go with it and keep things straight under all circumstances >get undressed and hard surprisingly quick >sex gets intense, some spit roasting and dp but generally try to blank out his moans or make too much eye contact >finally have a fantastic orgasm >speaking after we agree it was a manly bonding session >lad we were f------ seemed to enjoy it too which was a bonus >>169137093 # >>169137139 # >>169137201 # >>169137264 # >>169137587 #
Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)19:27:47 No.169137042 >at a party last weekend and get offered a threesome >initially hesitant because it involves a best mate but we're drunk and agree to go with it and keep things straight under all circumstances >get undressed and hard surprisingly quick >sex gets intense, some spit roasting and dp but generally try to blank out his moans or make too much eye contact >finally have a fantastic orgasm >speaking after we agree it was a manly bonding session >lad we were f------ seemed to enjoy it too which was a bonus >>169137093 # >>169137139 # >>169137201 # >>169137264 # >>169137587 #

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