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File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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Anon spill spaghetti | /r/Greentext

File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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Anon hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..
Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..

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Anon hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..
Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..

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Anon goes to a bar. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178

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Anon goes to a bar. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178

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Germany.jpg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/2023, 12:59:35 AM No.26665120 1 KB PNG > Be me > Lost a bunch of land after invading neighbor > Angry population elects radical antisemitic revanchist fascist regime with genocidal aspirations > Reinvade much larger neighbor to the east > Capture and kill a bunch of Jews along the way > Get btfo'd by their larger military > Capital city bombed out in air raids > Be Gaza > Pic unrelated
Anonymous 10/22/2023, 12:59:35 AM No.26665120 1 KB PNG > Be me > Lost a bunch of land after invading neighbor > Angry population elects radical antisemitic revanchist fascist regime with genocidal aspirations > Reinvade much larger neighbor to the east > Capture and kill a bunch of Jews along the way > Get btfo'd by their larger military > Capital city bombed out in air raids > Be Gaza > Pic unrelated

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Alabama has entered the chat | /r/Greentext

11 Anonymous No.219671854 (ID: RBA6ZhLx) 07/16/19(Tue)20:39:14 >>219672009 >>219672036 >>219672100 >>219672237 >>219673135>>219673226 >>219674567 >>219675130 V 1445054120749.jpg (8 KB, 210x251) google yandex iqdb wait >watching game of thrones with parents and older sister last week >episode 1 >m----- sex scene with naked ladies >sister shouts "anon, look away!" >ask why >"aren't you still a virgin?" >family giggles >i----- scene comes up >try to be funny and say "see, you could help me with that sis!" >complete silence for a minute >sister gets incredibly offended and awkward >mom gets angry >dad screams "what the f--- is wrong with you?" >go to my room and cry
11 Anonymous No.219671854 (ID: RBA6ZhLx) 07/16/19(Tue)20:39:14 >>219672009 >>219672036 >>219672100 >>219672237 >>219673135>>219673226 >>219674567 >>219675130 V 1445054120749.jpg (8 KB, 210x251) google yandex iqdb wait >watching game of thrones with parents and older sister last week >episode 1 >m----- sex scene with naked ladies >sister shouts "anon, look away!" >ask why >"aren't you still a virgin?" >family giggles >i----- scene comes up >try to be funny and say "see, you could help me with that sis!" >complete silence for a minute >sister gets incredibly offended and awkward >mom gets angry >dad screams "what the f--- is wrong with you?" >go to my room and cry

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Father son breeding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 282 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)15:40:33 No.65622177 good vibes >>65621423 (OP) # >be me >start growing weed in my closet >dad finds out >suggests I move it to the media room so the plant has better temps w-- nice >he continues to check up on the progress of the plant and buys me things that I needed for it >talks about his friends from back in the day that had a growop in their basement
Anonymous 282 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)15:40:33 No.65622177 good vibes >>65621423 (OP) # >be me >start growing weed in my closet >dad finds out >suggests I move it to the media room so the plant has better temps w-- nice >he continues to check up on the progress of the plant and buys me things that I needed for it >talks about his friends from back in the day that had a growop in their basement

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Anon living the moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 64 KB JPG 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of it's soul and enslaved by technocrats
Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 64 KB JPG 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of it's soul and enslaved by technocrats

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Anon is confused by the Corridor Crew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Al slop ORIGINAL 10/22/23(Sun)21:59:08 No.654985986 FACEMORPH We try Putting Photoreal Faces in Video Games 498K views 2w ago ...more Corridor Crew 6.24M Subscribe Screenshot_20231022_215226_YouTube.jpg 171 KB JPG Why are Al chuds like this? >hurr durr video games have plastic faces >I know! Lets use Al! >faces came out look devoid of details and soulless >still look like plastic Also w-- happen to these guys? Why have they been sucking Al c--- so much for the past couple of years?
: Anonymous Al slop ORIGINAL 10/22/23(Sun)21:59:08 No.654985986 FACEMORPH We try Putting Photoreal Faces in Video Games 498K views 2w ago ...more Corridor Crew 6.24M Subscribe Screenshot_20231022_215226_YouTube.jpg 171 KB JPG Why are Al chuds like this? >hurr durr video games have plastic faces >I know! Lets use Al! >faces came out look devoid of details and soulless >still look like plastic Also w-- happen to these guys? Why have they been sucking Al c--- so much for the past couple of years?

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Anon feels like a movie character | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare 69 KB JPG >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #
: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare 69 KB JPG >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #

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Anon comes to terms. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 90 KB PNG 10/22/23(Sun)10:33:38 No.75151067 >finally come to terms with being an incel and accept it >family forces me to get into an arranged marriage kill me
Anonymous 90 KB PNG 10/22/23(Sun)10:33:38 No.75151067 >finally come to terms with being an incel and accept it >family forces me to get into an arranged marriage kill me

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Anon is a developer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NOTICE O NOT TALK OPERANGA 321 359 KB JPG 01/26/22(Wed)01:27:59 No.85394227 Tech horror stories thread >be Indian >work as a code monkey at one of the smaller offshore development sweatshops >get project from Filipino client >requirements are unclear, contact clients team >client lets slip that they're an outsourcing house too and the project is somewhere from eastern Europe >Filipinos don't do any developement, just pass it to a cheaper contractor (in this case us) aka middlemen >months pass, no progress >find out the eastern European guys are an outsourcing house as well, and they don't do any developement and the actual client is somewhere from UK >every piece of info, document takes months to arrive since there are 4 different companies in the mix >6 months pass, barely any progress >turns out the Filipino guys misunderstood the scope of the project since the eastern Europeans refused to share their requirement document >that means the requirement document our guys created was at best based on an errenuous understanding of the project from the Filipinos >leave company >ff 4 years >project is still "in development" >brit clients are nearly bankrupt : Anonymous >>85394227 (OP) # >>be Indian stopped reading right here, too scary 01/26/22(Wed)01:29:41 No.85394240
Anonymous NOTICE O NOT TALK OPERANGA 321 359 KB JPG 01/26/22(Wed)01:27:59 No.85394227 Tech horror stories thread >be Indian >work as a code monkey at one of the smaller offshore development sweatshops >get project from Filipino client >requirements are unclear, contact clients team >client lets slip that they're an outsourcing house too and the project is somewhere from eastern Europe >Filipinos don't do any developement, just pass it to a cheaper contractor (in this case us) aka middlemen >months pass, no progress >find out the eastern European guys are an outsourcing house as well, and they don't do any developement and the actual client is somewhere from UK >every piece of info, document takes months to arrive since there are 4 different companies in the mix >6 months pass, barely any progress >turns out the Filipino guys misunderstood the scope of the project since the eastern Europeans refused to share their requirement document >that means the requirement document our guys created was at best based on an errenuous understanding of the project from the Filipinos >leave company >ff 4 years >project is still "in development" >brit clients are nearly bankrupt : Anonymous >>85394227 (OP) # >>be Indian stopped reading right here, too scary 01/26/22(Wed)01:29:41 No.85394240

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anon discovered something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20 alltu 66 KB JPG 05/04/22(Wed)18:58:09 No.877499651 >Seen IKEA difficult assembly memes >Order several pieces of furniture over three weeks. >No missing pieces >No confusing assembly, no troubles assembling what so ever. Are Americans just retarded?
: Anonymous 20 alltu 66 KB JPG 05/04/22(Wed)18:58:09 No.877499651 >Seen IKEA difficult assembly memes >Order several pieces of furniture over three weeks. >No missing pieces >No confusing assembly, no troubles assembling what so ever. Are Americans just retarded?

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Anon complains about game mechanics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 52 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)09:40:47 No.654746562 >fall damage >inventory limit >weapon degradation >crafting >randomized loot >skill trees >dialogue choices >boats
: Anonymous 52 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)09:40:47 No.654746562 >fall damage >inventory limit >weapon degradation >crafting >randomized loot >skill trees >dialogue choices >boats

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tfw no gf . | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 392 KB GIF 10/19/23(Thu)02:04:26 No.188829768 >be in uni >girl asks where to go to the bus stop >I show her and walk with her >she's beautiful and cheery >sits next to me >we talk about standard s--- (why did you study here? Where are you from Blabla) >everything's going great >we build chemistry >she mentions her boyfriend Every. Single. F------ time.
: Anonymous 392 KB GIF 10/19/23(Thu)02:04:26 No.188829768 >be in uni >girl asks where to go to the bus stop >I show her and walk with her >she's beautiful and cheery >sits next to me >we talk about standard s--- (why did you study here? Where are you from Blabla) >everything's going great >we build chemistry >she mentions her boyfriend Every. Single. F------ time.

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*makes your childhood* | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)07:40:34 No.19117599 the-mummy-returns-romance-evy-rick.jpg 38 KB JPG >The perfect movie couple doesn't exis-
: Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)07:40:34 No.19117599 the-mummy-returns-romance-evy-rick.jpg 38 KB JPG >The perfect movie couple doesn't exis-

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hes waiting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HELE 555 KB PNG 09/20/22(Tue)01:35:08 No.885930639 >Be me in middle school >Date pretty girl >3 days into relationship she breaks up with me and tells me I've made them realize they are a lesbian >sophomore year of high school >start dating a nice girl >she has something to tell me >she is bi >this happens several more times thorough middle and high school >oh f--- here we go again >tells me she still wants to be with me : Anonymous >long distance through college >now happily married Keep going anons, she is out there waiting for you. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread 12 KB PNG 09/20/22(Tue)01:39:41 No.885930768 >>885930639 (OP) # Don't forget that I too am also out here waiting for you. In the middle of nowhere, Australia. Best not get lost while hitchhiking, might find yourself in me pig shed haha.
: Anonymous HELE 555 KB PNG 09/20/22(Tue)01:35:08 No.885930639 >Be me in middle school >Date pretty girl >3 days into relationship she breaks up with me and tells me I've made them realize they are a lesbian >sophomore year of high school >start dating a nice girl >she has something to tell me >she is bi >this happens several more times thorough middle and high school >oh f--- here we go again >tells me she still wants to be with me : Anonymous >long distance through college >now happily married Keep going anons, she is out there waiting for you. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread 12 KB PNG 09/20/22(Tue)01:39:41 No.885930768 >>885930639 (OP) # Don't forget that I too am also out here waiting for you. In the middle of nowhere, Australia. Best not get lost while hitchhiking, might find yourself in me pig shed haha.

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Soul Searching | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is this just me? 153 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)23:58:51 No.908073745 >be me >go to girls place >watching bob's burgers >start kissing, clothes come off >first time having sex >get hard, f---, feel very little >she switches to sucking me off >get bored and start watching the tv >laugh at bob from bobs burgers >girl looks up and sees im watching bobs burgers >does not seem happy >didn't c-- >leave >finish episode at home is there something wrong with me? was it just bad sex or is it supposed to be that boring? funny show
Anonymous is this just me? 153 KB JPG 10/21/23(Sat)23:58:51 No.908073745 >be me >go to girls place >watching bob's burgers >start kissing, clothes come off >first time having sex >get hard, f---, feel very little >she switches to sucking me off >get bored and start watching the tv >laugh at bob from bobs burgers >girl looks up and sees im watching bobs burgers >does not seem happy >didn't c-- >leave >finish episode at home is there something wrong with me? was it just bad sex or is it supposed to be that boring? funny show

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