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: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?
: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?

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Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)11:41:54 No.10976238 LUT what-did-he-do-to-piss-them-off-v0-95vjovhiq26c1.jpg 55 KB JPG >be me >downloaded some sega saturn roms yesterday >there's a cop van staking out my house today i'm done for arent i
Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)11:41:54 No.10976238 LUT what-did-he-do-to-piss-them-off-v0-95vjovhiq26c1.jpg 55 KB JPG >be me >downloaded some sega saturn roms yesterday >there's a cop van staking out my house today i'm done for arent i

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Anon just watched Death Note | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number >make text document called 7777777777777777 777777 777777777.txt 77777777 >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA
: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number >make text document called 7777777777777777 777777 777777777.txt 77777777 >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA

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Anon Hates Breaking Bad | /r/Greentext

File: 1687763988027766.jpg (30 KB, 871x653) ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:00 No.200313186 >>200313214 >>200313277 >>200314182 >>200314707 >>>200315017 >>200315275 >>200315353 >>200315384 >>200316351 >>200316558 >>200316759 >>200317214 >>200317934 >>200318748 >>200318931 >>200319781 >>200321189 >>200323305 >>200323400 >>200323411 >NOOOOO YOU CAN RUIN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES WITH HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE DRUGS BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE HECKIN KIDDERINO ON THE DIRTBIKERINO ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:58 No.200313214 ►>>200315706 >>200313186 (OP). >Jesse is le moral because he FEELS bad for his atrocities >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:39:47 No.200314182 ► File: Frieren.jpg (63 KB, 736x736) >>200313186 (OP) >Season 3: Walt saves Jesses life while Mike and Gus try to kill him >Season 4: Jesse becomes besties with Mike and Gus while wanting Walt dead >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:20:26 No.200316817 File: sad face.gif (1.79 MB, 275x275) >>200317004 >I am le sad and le tired of it all Stellar performance. ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:37:56 No.200317214 ►>>200317277 >>200317319 >>200317869 >>200318762 >>200313186 (OP) Breaking Bad was always a goofy live action cartoon for adults. >two face gus >i am le one who knocks >bbbb-bonfire >machine gun in trunk killing nazis >magnets bitch >any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus >it's not le meth >the two assassin brothers
File: 1687763988027766.jpg (30 KB, 871x653) ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:00 No.200313186 >>200313214 >>200313277 >>200314182 >>200314707 >>>200315017 >>200315275 >>200315353 >>200315384 >>200316351 >>200316558 >>200316759 >>200317214 >>200317934 >>200318748 >>200318931 >>200319781 >>200321189 >>200323305 >>200323400 >>200323411 >NOOOOO YOU CAN RUIN TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES WITH HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE DRUGS BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE HECKIN KIDDERINO ON THE DIRTBIKERINO ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:03:58 No.200313214 ►>>200315706 >>200313186 (OP). >Jesse is le moral because he FEELS bad for his atrocities >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)11:39:47 No.200314182 ► File: Frieren.jpg (63 KB, 736x736) >>200313186 (OP) >Season 3: Walt saves Jesses life while Mike and Gus try to kill him >Season 4: Jesse becomes besties with Mike and Gus while wanting Walt dead >> Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:20:26 No.200316817 File: sad face.gif (1.79 MB, 275x275) >>200317004 >I am le sad and le tired of it all Stellar performance. ☐ Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:37:56 No.200317214 ►>>200317277 >>200317319 >>200317869 >>200318762 >>200313186 (OP) Breaking Bad was always a goofy live action cartoon for adults. >two face gus >i am le one who knocks >bbbb-bonfire >machine gun in trunk killing nazis >magnets bitch >any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus >it's not le meth >the two assassin brothers

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Lol first time seeing an actually funny joke on /tv/ in quite a while | /r/Greentext

4 @DiscussingFilm Netflix will begin selling their own popcorn for $4.49 per bag. POPCORN INDIANA POPCORN INDIANA. NETFLIX NETFLIX Now Popping CULT CLASSIC CHEDDAR KETTLE Now Popping SWOONWORTHY CINNAMON KETTLE wh • 2:37 PM Jun 20, 2024 5.9M Views 611 1.4K FAMILY SIZE! 6.3K FAMILY SIZE! 618 KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:05:31 No.200321943 ►>>200321974 >>200321978>>200321981 >>200321982 >>2003 LITERALLY Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:06:58 No.200321974 >>200321943 (OP) >buy the white cheddar >open it up >it's black >>200321992 >>200322050 >>200322111 >>200322435 >>200322696 >>200322828 >>200323137
4 @DiscussingFilm Netflix will begin selling their own popcorn for $4.49 per bag. POPCORN INDIANA POPCORN INDIANA. NETFLIX NETFLIX Now Popping CULT CLASSIC CHEDDAR KETTLE Now Popping SWOONWORTHY CINNAMON KETTLE wh • 2:37 PM Jun 20, 2024 5.9M Views 611 1.4K FAMILY SIZE! 6.3K FAMILY SIZE! 618 KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:05:31 No.200321943 ►>>200321974 >>200321978>>200321981 >>200321982 >>2003 LITERALLY Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)13:06:58 No.200321974 >>200321943 (OP) >buy the white cheddar >open it up >it's black >>200321992 >>200322050 >>200322111 >>200322435 >>200322696 >>200322828 >>200323137

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A lot can change in 25 years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat) 15:49:59 No. 199908836 183626010.jpg 104 KB JPG >watch televised concert from 25 years ago >everybody is skinny and happy What changed?
Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat) 15:49:59 No. 199908836 183626010.jpg 104 KB JPG >watch televised concert from 25 years ago >everybody is skinny and happy What changed?

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No fun Down Under | /r/Greentext

AL I made a mistake coming to Australia I made a mistake coming to Aus(...) 12 KB JPG >wages are low 06/16/24(Sun)09:24:19 No.471288099 This is not what I expected... >food is blant >lack of culture outside of melbourne >everyone is rude >everyone drinks alcohol >it's too expensive >houses are boring >nightclubs are boring >woman are trash and very self centered >no place for my religion >nothing to do here >tourist destinations are crap >no one makes the effort to learn my culture don't come here, i regret every second of it
AL I made a mistake coming to Australia I made a mistake coming to Aus(...) 12 KB JPG >wages are low 06/16/24(Sun)09:24:19 No.471288099 This is not what I expected... >food is blant >lack of culture outside of melbourne >everyone is rude >everyone drinks alcohol >it's too expensive >houses are boring >nightclubs are boring >woman are trash and very self centered >no place for my religion >nothing to do here >tourist destinations are crap >no one makes the effort to learn my culture don't come here, i regret every second of it

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Anon on millenial | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Millenial writing Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:45:23 No.200271103 >>200271147 >>200271151 >>200271249 >>200271307 >>200271312 >>200271319 >>200271363 >>200271372 >>200271434 >>200271437 >>200271534 >>200271620 >>200271628 >>200271765 >>200271876 >>200271896 >>200271910 >>200272054 >>200272242 >>200272276 >>200272279 >>200272854 >>200273110 >>200273386 >>200273467 >>200273680 >>200273695 >>200273834 >>200274107 >>200274383 >>200274412 >>200274450 >>200277233 >>200277243 >>200278484 >>200278553 >>200278637 >>200279872 >>200282270 >>200284007 >>200284142 >>200284187 >>200284453 >>200284889 >character HAS to make a political statement even when it has nothing to do with the plot >mc is left leaning and antag is right leaning >black character can't go 2 seconds without mentioning white people >male nudity good female nudity bad >tradional gender role archetypes bad >villain is a mass murderer psycopath but draws the line at making racist remarks What are some other examples?
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Millenial writing Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:45:23 No.200271103 >>200271147 >>200271151 >>200271249 >>200271307 >>200271312 >>200271319 >>200271363 >>200271372 >>200271434 >>200271437 >>200271534 >>200271620 >>200271628 >>200271765 >>200271876 >>200271896 >>200271910 >>200272054 >>200272242 >>200272276 >>200272279 >>200272854 >>200273110 >>200273386 >>200273467 >>200273680 >>200273695 >>200273834 >>200274107 >>200274383 >>200274412 >>200274450 >>200277233 >>200277243 >>200278484 >>200278553 >>200278637 >>200279872 >>200282270 >>200284007 >>200284142 >>200284187 >>200284453 >>200284889 >character HAS to make a political statement even when it has nothing to do with the plot >mc is left leaning and antag is right leaning >black character can't go 2 seconds without mentioning white people >male nudity good female nudity bad >tradional gender role archetypes bad >villain is a mass murderer psycopath but draws the line at making racist remarks What are some other examples?

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Anon lives in Ancapistan | /r/Greentext

File: lolbert.png (473 KB, 920x900) Another Glorious Day in Ancapistan... Anonymous (ID: XQanuILJ >Be me, libertarian >The year is 2049 >Wake up and chug 3 energy drinks >Go to work for Chinese-owned satanic megacorporation >Get done with 18 hour shift >Try to flag down a CyberTaxi to go home >Its facial recognition Al scans my face and sees I have a low credit score >mfw the Cyber Taxi drives off >f---.png >Can't walk home cuz 600 lbs >Rent a McSlop scooter to ride home for $900/hr >Buy fentanyl and a McBug burger on my way home >Arrive home at my BlackRock pod, only $16,000 a month >J------- to loli p--- while doing fentanyl >Eat McBug burger while catching up on election news >It's a 3 way race between Elon Musk, Larry Fink, and Klaus Schwab >Will probably vote Elon >Boss texts me saying I'm being replaced by a Honduran >Get evicted by BlackRock for not voting for Larry Fink >Spend $200 in McSuicide pod >Kill myself And libertarians wonder why they keep getting 3% every election
File: lolbert.png (473 KB, 920x900) Another Glorious Day in Ancapistan... Anonymous (ID: XQanuILJ >Be me, libertarian >The year is 2049 >Wake up and chug 3 energy drinks >Go to work for Chinese-owned satanic megacorporation >Get done with 18 hour shift >Try to flag down a CyberTaxi to go home >Its facial recognition Al scans my face and sees I have a low credit score >mfw the Cyber Taxi drives off >f---.png >Can't walk home cuz 600 lbs >Rent a McSlop scooter to ride home for $900/hr >Buy fentanyl and a McBug burger on my way home >Arrive home at my BlackRock pod, only $16,000 a month >J------- to loli p--- while doing fentanyl >Eat McBug burger while catching up on election news >It's a 3 way race between Elon Musk, Larry Fink, and Klaus Schwab >Will probably vote Elon >Boss texts me saying I'm being replaced by a Honduran >Get evicted by BlackRock for not voting for Larry Fink >Spend $200 in McSuicide pod >Kill myself And libertarians wonder why they keep getting 3% every election

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If you want loyalty get a dog, said Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)08:30:55 No.17918241 >>17918275 >>17920450 File: fading.jpg (585 KB, 1259x947) >we met in high school >I loved her, she likewise >we went out on dates and laid under the stars and s--- like that >soon she started to get ill >it got worse as time went on, I convinced her to go to the doctor >she was diagnosed with crippling MS >She was in a wheel chair within a year >her parents were dead and she had no siblings either >I stood by her, bathed her, wiped her ass, and cooked for her >we still went out on dates >we could only go to the movies but we still had a good time >I told her I loved her every day >she said she loved me also >4 years of taking care of her go on and I loved her like I did back in high school >we got married at a small church because that's all we could afford. I only got paid for taking care of her and had no other job because I was too busy helping her >5 years of marriage and I'm still in love with her >she starts getting this new treatment and she's getting up off her chair >I took her to therapy every day for 2years >she starts to walk, with a limp but she can walk! >I was so proud of her >she starts walking "almost like normal >I taught her how to drive and she got her license >she leaves for days and I think nothing of it, she was bound for all those years, now she's catching up on sights >she comes home crying >she says she was r---- >I was p----- and sad >she told me not to call the cops >right there is a f----- MASSIVE red flag to me, I'm dumb but not that god damn dumb >the next day she went off again > look at her computer and see she has an Okcupid account >she's f------ other guys, has been since she could walk again >one of them was a guy we both knew in high school that she'd apparently always had a thing for, but couldn't get him >I was devastated, after all these years and this is what it amounts to? >I broke her PC and moved out of state without a word to her >I wasted almost a decade on her and it was all a sham If you want loyalty get a dog, because these bitches have no heart.
Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)08:30:55 No.17918241 >>17918275 >>17920450 File: fading.jpg (585 KB, 1259x947) >we met in high school >I loved her, she likewise >we went out on dates and laid under the stars and s--- like that >soon she started to get ill >it got worse as time went on, I convinced her to go to the doctor >she was diagnosed with crippling MS >She was in a wheel chair within a year >her parents were dead and she had no siblings either >I stood by her, bathed her, wiped her ass, and cooked for her >we still went out on dates >we could only go to the movies but we still had a good time >I told her I loved her every day >she said she loved me also >4 years of taking care of her go on and I loved her like I did back in high school >we got married at a small church because that's all we could afford. I only got paid for taking care of her and had no other job because I was too busy helping her >5 years of marriage and I'm still in love with her >she starts getting this new treatment and she's getting up off her chair >I took her to therapy every day for 2years >she starts to walk, with a limp but she can walk! >I was so proud of her >she starts walking "almost like normal >I taught her how to drive and she got her license >she leaves for days and I think nothing of it, she was bound for all those years, now she's catching up on sights >she comes home crying >she says she was r---- >I was p----- and sad >she told me not to call the cops >right there is a f----- MASSIVE red flag to me, I'm dumb but not that god damn dumb >the next day she went off again > look at her computer and see she has an Okcupid account >she's f------ other guys, has been since she could walk again >one of them was a guy we both knew in high school that she'd apparently always had a thing for, but couldn't get him >I was devastated, after all these years and this is what it amounts to? >I broke her PC and moved out of state without a word to her >I wasted almost a decade on her and it was all a sham If you want loyalty get a dog, because these bitches have no heart.

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It’s gaming time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG >30 hour install 12/05/23(Tue)21:36:58 No.75667670 >2025 >GTA6 finally arrives >first ever female protagonist in GTA history >495GB download >oh well >clear every game in your inventory >boot up the game >2 hour update >install >start game >opening scene >you're getting vigorously piped down by the male side character
Anonymous 29 KB JPG >30 hour install 12/05/23(Tue)21:36:58 No.75667670 >2025 >GTA6 finally arrives >first ever female protagonist in GTA history >495GB download >oh well >clear every game in your inventory >boot up the game >2 hour update >install >start game >opening scene >you're getting vigorously piped down by the male side character

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Baker Street Irregulars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous blackpill refuted Surial 8856-2018 00.142.21-0 NOSS 2854 Co 05/27/24(Mon)01:56:44 No.77625839 700 S blackpill refuted >no jawline >no chin IMG_20240526_145522_157.jpg >average to ugly looking 40 KB JPG >literally the best driver in the world >married to a 9/10 blackpillsisters... when are we gonna stop losing?
Anonymous blackpill refuted Surial 8856-2018 00.142.21-0 NOSS 2854 Co 05/27/24(Mon)01:56:44 No.77625839 700 S blackpill refuted >no jawline >no chin IMG_20240526_145522_157.jpg >average to ugly looking 40 KB JPG >literally the best driver in the world >married to a 9/10 blackpillsisters... when are we gonna stop losing?

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Found this in a discord I'm part of. Looks like OC. | /r/Greentext

>chilling in my house, doing some chores, look out the window >see a bunny in the backyard >cuteaf.jpg >do the rest of the dishes, pleased with the rabbit in my yard >think about how im only renting the house, technically its the landlords backyard >think about my landlord with his feet propped up wearing sunglasses >he's enjoying the thought of a rabbit in his back yard >feel like an idiot for thinking that rabbit was in my backyard >i have no backyard > cant afford s--- in this economy >p----- off for the rest of the day
>chilling in my house, doing some chores, look out the window >see a bunny in the backyard >cuteaf.jpg >do the rest of the dishes, pleased with the rabbit in my yard >think about how im only renting the house, technically its the landlords backyard >think about my landlord with his feet propped up wearing sunglasses >he's enjoying the thought of a rabbit in his back yard >feel like an idiot for thinking that rabbit was in my backyard >i have no backyard > cant afford s--- in this economy >p----- off for the rest of the day

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They will not win. | /r/Greentext


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Meet the anon Uber | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/19/18(Wed)15:20:34 No.48226468 >This Uber driver is known for great conversation 7 KB JPG View Thread
Anonymous 09/19/18(Wed)15:20:34 No.48226468 >This Uber driver is known for great conversation 7 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon begins a life of crime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)20:34:13 No.920139164 >Order a water cup >Put soda in it 6 KB JPG
Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)20:34:13 No.920139164 >Order a water cup >Put soda in it 6 KB JPG

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