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Anonymous 1.84 MB PNG : Anonymous Based 06/26/22(Sun)01:09:39 No.880821936 If I ever sunk low enough to want a relationship again, I'd probably pick.a black girl. From experience the sex and the food were 10/10. I can't stand bland p---- and dry chicken. 06/26/22(Sun)01:16:07 No.880822277
Anonymous 1.84 MB PNG : Anonymous Based 06/26/22(Sun)01:09:39 No.880821936 If I ever sunk low enough to want a relationship again, I'd probably pick.a black girl. From experience the sex and the food were 10/10. I can't stand bland p---- and dry chicken. 06/26/22(Sun)01:16:07 No.880822277

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Anon begins to question | /r/Greentext

File: 2e076e0d-7671-4a87-9a56-3(...).png (42 KB, 468x468) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)21:48:39 No.69179988 >click on a video of a femboy getting railed >sends me to the gay section of pornhub and targets me with gay hookup ads What do they mean by this? >>69180908
File: 2e076e0d-7671-4a87-9a56-3(...).png (42 KB, 468x468) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)21:48:39 No.69179988 >click on a video of a femboy getting railed >sends me to the gay section of pornhub and targets me with gay hookup ads What do they mean by this? >>69180908

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Anon takes antihistamines | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)19:39:13 No.68313357 jake-gyllenhaal-nightcraler-1024x683-1.jpg 36 KB JPG >Be me >Allergic >Take antihistamine >Mfw this s--- turns me into a straight up psychopath >Stop having feels for women >Stop having compassion >Insanely focused >Require less sleep, felt satisfied with like 4 hours >Work all day long >Boss complains that I won't leave work >Start building a relationship with the CEO so I can ultimately take my managers job >Start laying devious plans on a daily basis >Stop taking anti histamines >Return to normal >What the f---?
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)19:39:13 No.68313357 jake-gyllenhaal-nightcraler-1024x683-1.jpg 36 KB JPG >Be me >Allergic >Take antihistamine >Mfw this s--- turns me into a straight up psychopath >Stop having feels for women >Stop having compassion >Insanely focused >Require less sleep, felt satisfied with like 4 hours >Work all day long >Boss complains that I won't leave work >Start building a relationship with the CEO so I can ultimately take my managers job >Start laying devious plans on a daily basis >Stop taking anti histamines >Return to normal >What the f---?

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Be warned with Anons no warning | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337- >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564>>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337- >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564>>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240

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Anon was born in the wrong era | /r/Greentext


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Anons gf is asexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 410 KB JPG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage No.66801635 >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual
: Anonymous 410 KB JPG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage No.66801635 >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual

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Anon got hacked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)02:44:18 No.69182554 109 KB JPG >playing csgo >win after win >iminthezone.jpg >ffw a few hours >match against salty russians >theyre cleary hacking >but we still win >one of them adds me on steam after match >accept.img >he sends me a screenshot of him doing some coding s--- >block him and go to sleep >next morning >wake up >steam inventory gone >profile pic changed to an old picture of me Did I just got hacked big time?
: Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)02:44:18 No.69182554 109 KB JPG >playing csgo >win after win >iminthezone.jpg >ffw a few hours >match against salty russians >theyre cleary hacking >but we still win >one of them adds me on steam after match >accept.img >he sends me a screenshot of him doing some coding s--- >block him and go to sleep >next morning >wake up >steam inventory gone >profile pic changed to an old picture of me Did I just got hacked big time?

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Anon receives chocolate | /r/Greentext

File: 1626046407352.jpg (14 KB, 222x227) Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu)21:39:02 No.64581051 [Reply] >>64581064 >be me >go to the store >buy choclates >"the whole box?" ask the cashier >"the whole box" I reply >spend the day gifting chocolate to strangers >no new friends yet but I feel I'm a step closer to make a friend How whas your day? >> Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu)21:40:34 No.64581064 File: E8C7E2B2-662B-49E7-B78D-7(...).png (228 KB, 600x600) O >>64581051 (OP) Some stranger gave me some chocolate Pretty good day
File: 1626046407352.jpg (14 KB, 222x227) Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu)21:39:02 No.64581051 [Reply] >>64581064 >be me >go to the store >buy choclates >"the whole box?" ask the cashier >"the whole box" I reply >spend the day gifting chocolate to strangers >no new friends yet but I feel I'm a step closer to make a friend How whas your day? >> Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu)21:40:34 No.64581064 File: E8C7E2B2-662B-49E7-B78D-7(...).png (228 KB, 600x600) O >>64581051 (OP) Some stranger gave me some chocolate Pretty good day

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Anon does a bit of trolling | /r/Greentext


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Anon is getting free gains | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Walmart gym master race? 338 1398 H24 08/03/21(Tue)02:59:20 No.62863999 19.90 M 5 20210716_153852(1).jpg 755 KB JPG PHO DOLEINO COURNO DOL COLPINO Anyone else just go to the Walmart weight section to work out? Pic rel is from the other day, they have dumbbells, kettlebells, bands, and a few other less useful items. One Walmart even had a whole squat rack on display with a pull up bar but I got banned from there.
: Anonymous Walmart gym master race? 338 1398 H24 08/03/21(Tue)02:59:20 No.62863999 19.90 M 5 20210716_153852(1).jpg 755 KB JPG PHO DOLEINO COURNO DOL COLPINO Anyone else just go to the Walmart weight section to work out? Pic rel is from the other day, they have dumbbells, kettlebells, bands, and a few other less useful items. One Walmart even had a whole squat rack on display with a pull up bar but I got banned from there.

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New Ethics Question: Sexbots- Should They Be Legal? | /r/Greentext

AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.
AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' or are being treated with disrespect, claims inventor By Phoebe Weston For Mailonline 11:20 BST 18 Jun 2018, updated 12:17 BST 18 Jun 2018 anti_rape_sex_robots.png 161 KB PNG 195 Replies / 50 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/20/18(Wed)15:12:41 No.421221503 >Make sex robots >Make them like normal woman If I wanted to suffer I would go with a human you f------ mongoloids.

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Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ne 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---
: Anonymous ne 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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Anon is 19 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >cant drive >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex View Thread Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps. 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104
Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >cant drive >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex View Thread Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps. 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104

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anon asks a question | /r/Greentext

e4907cde3898dd7908c26893bcc4d130--american-psycho-christian- bale.jpg 33 KB JPG >ah I see the company who doesn't care for anyone suddenly cares about women's rights >Hey why are the comments turned off?
e4907cde3898dd7908c26893bcc4d130--american-psycho-christian- bale.jpg 33 KB JPG >ah I see the company who doesn't care for anyone suddenly cares about women's rights >Hey why are the comments turned off?

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Anon reminisces about a greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)05:57:17 No.165127616 File: 1530257605933.jpg (10 KB, 191x191) >>165127986 >>165127393 # >that old greentext about how the limits of your muscles are the limits of your ability to move, so if you can move without musculature you have essentially infinite potential movement >skeletons in real life would be able to run faster than the speed of light
Anonymous 03/15/22(Tue)05:57:17 No.165127616 File: 1530257605933.jpg (10 KB, 191x191) >>165127986 >>165127393 # >that old greentext about how the limits of your muscles are the limits of your ability to move, so if you can move without musculature you have essentially infinite potential movement >skeletons in real life would be able to run faster than the speed of light

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Anon reflects on Roe v Wade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sQ7vm2IQ) 55 KB JPG 06/24/22(Fri)16:26:40 No.383759466 You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body you backward incels. F--- you. So much for freedom, right, you hypocritical swine. 8 Replies : Anonymous (ID: acddakmF) View Thread 06/24/22(Fri)16:29:59 No.383759984 >>383759466 (OP) # >her body there's that phrase again
: Anonymous (ID: sQ7vm2IQ) 55 KB JPG 06/24/22(Fri)16:26:40 No.383759466 You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body you backward incels. F--- you. So much for freedom, right, you hypocritical swine. 8 Replies : Anonymous (ID: acddakmF) View Thread 06/24/22(Fri)16:29:59 No.383759984 >>383759466 (OP) # >her body there's that phrase again

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Anon jerks off to Anthony fantano | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous jerking off next to gf 747 KB PNG 06/25/22(Sat) 17:43:53 No.10300418 >be me >in bed with gf while shes going to sleep >gets horny >don't wanna disturb her because she is asleep >start jerking off to p--- >c--- >she gets curious and flips over to see what I'm doing >nerves make me alt+tab to anthony fantano video >... >no worries we both start laughing hard I love her so much
: Anonymous jerking off next to gf 747 KB PNG 06/25/22(Sat) 17:43:53 No.10300418 >be me >in bed with gf while shes going to sleep >gets horny >don't wanna disturb her because she is asleep >start jerking off to p--- >c--- >she gets curious and flips over to see what I'm doing >nerves make me alt+tab to anthony fantano video >... >no worries we both start laughing hard I love her so much

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 28 KB JPG >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for
: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 28 KB JPG >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anon feels devilish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235>>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270~>>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT
Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235>>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270~>>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 RICH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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Anon does a magic trick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 154 KB JPG >say 2 >say 1 06/24/22 (Fri) 19:57:55 No.880761440 Hey nerds, follow along and what will happen next will shock you >be you >audibly say "H" >touch your either of your n------ >say 3 Thanks for participating Anyway >be me >go on gay t----- p--- site called 4chan >write greentext >post screenshot on plebbit >some girls follow along my greentext and say my name's initial and then touch their nips >I made it you gay virgins No h--- to the bros
: Anonymous 154 KB JPG >say 2 >say 1 06/24/22 (Fri) 19:57:55 No.880761440 Hey nerds, follow along and what will happen next will shock you >be you >audibly say "H" >touch your either of your n------ >say 3 Thanks for participating Anyway >be me >go on gay t----- p--- site called 4chan >write greentext >post screenshot on plebbit >some girls follow along my greentext and say my name's initial and then touch their nips >I made it you gay virgins No h--- to the bros

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