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File: 1683889656642.jpg (22 KB, 456x456) 00234 6031-300 JAPAN SEIKO 35 A C Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)21:07:47 No.93380729 ▶ >>93380909 >>93381034 >>93382300 >>93382358 >>93382494 >>93382500 >>93382782 >>93391914 >>93393912 >>93396277 >>93397042 >>93399029 >>93399536 >>93400084 >>93400725 >>93400725 >electronical How did the Swiss technology is actually inferior? ☐ Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)19:18:28 No.93400725 ► >>93402688 >>93380729 (OP) Mechanical is always superior to electronical s---. If I could buy a car that is fully mechanical I would. manage to convince the world that an objectively superior timekeeping ☐ Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:14:34 No.93402688
File: 1683889656642.jpg (22 KB, 456x456) 00234 6031-300 JAPAN SEIKO 35 A C Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)21:07:47 No.93380729 ▶ >>93380909 >>93381034 >>93382300 >>93382358 >>93382494 >>93382500 >>93382782 >>93391914 >>93393912 >>93396277 >>93397042 >>93399029 >>93399536 >>93400084 >>93400725 >>93400725 >electronical How did the Swiss technology is actually inferior? ☐ Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)19:18:28 No.93400725 ► >>93402688 >>93380729 (OP) Mechanical is always superior to electronical s---. If I could buy a car that is fully mechanical I would. manage to convince the world that an objectively superior timekeeping ☐ Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:14:34 No.93402688

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Anon invites Weezer to marriage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Weezer ruined my marriage 07/14/23 (Fri)14:41:08 No.74025060 >be me >Back to green album release (2001) >Wife (Luso-Japanese ancestry) wants a somewhat popular band to play on marriage >Try to invite asthma band to play (even though I only listened to blue) and they accepted, great >Marriage day. Everybody is happy, the day is beautiful and shine and the music fits perfectly the day, family from America, Brazil, Portugal and ,specially, Japan is here. 20 KB JPG >The whole band is happy except Cuomo guy who's weirdly looking at the japenese part of the family >My wife 18 y/o Japanese cousin arrives and f---, cuomo is even weirder know >Suddenly he makes a AWOOGA MOMENT and starts singing about a 18 y/o Japanese girl and openly says how he wonder how she touch herself >Everybody is looking to him weird, the girl is crying shocked by the song, wife is looking in despair to me. Even the band is wondering rivers song choice >Party ends earlier and wife divorce a week after >Look at their second album >Horny songs about japenese girls >Why didn't I expected this
: Anonymous Weezer ruined my marriage 07/14/23 (Fri)14:41:08 No.74025060 >be me >Back to green album release (2001) >Wife (Luso-Japanese ancestry) wants a somewhat popular band to play on marriage >Try to invite asthma band to play (even though I only listened to blue) and they accepted, great >Marriage day. Everybody is happy, the day is beautiful and shine and the music fits perfectly the day, family from America, Brazil, Portugal and ,specially, Japan is here. 20 KB JPG >The whole band is happy except Cuomo guy who's weirdly looking at the japenese part of the family >My wife 18 y/o Japanese cousin arrives and f---, cuomo is even weirder know >Suddenly he makes a AWOOGA MOMENT and starts singing about a 18 y/o Japanese girl and openly says how he wonder how she touch herself >Everybody is looking to him weird, the girl is crying shocked by the song, wife is looking in despair to me. Even the band is wondering rivers song choice >Party ends earlier and wife divorce a week after >Look at their second album >Horny songs about japenese girls >Why didn't I expected this

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Anon doesn’t want Windows 11 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DEVILISH maen 109 KB JPG me 07/14/23(Fri) 13:08:03 No.74026671 >finally say okay >he tries to download Windows 11 on my laptop >looks like he's afk during the download >hit Wi-Fi switch >IT guy keeps pestering me to update my laptop >WIN+L >loses the download and remote access >pretend I'm afk while he keeps trying to message >>74026779 # >refuse to do it >he offers to do it for me from remote Anonymous desktop >blow him off for 3 weeks hehehehe I'm never upgrading or updating, idiot Anonymous This is mean and it upset me >>74026795 # 07/14/23(Fri)13:12:27 No.74026713 07/14/23(Fri)13:17:12 No.74026770 Kek I work in IT on the side of the guy updating your laptop OP. Let me tell you man all we do is compile noncompliance reports and send them to your boss. I've gotten a few people fired kek. Wasn't my want, but if you're going to be a c--- then you can't work with us 39 KB PNG
Anonymous DEVILISH maen 109 KB JPG me 07/14/23(Fri) 13:08:03 No.74026671 >finally say okay >he tries to download Windows 11 on my laptop >looks like he's afk during the download >hit Wi-Fi switch >IT guy keeps pestering me to update my laptop >WIN+L >loses the download and remote access >pretend I'm afk while he keeps trying to message >>74026779 # >refuse to do it >he offers to do it for me from remote Anonymous desktop >blow him off for 3 weeks hehehehe I'm never upgrading or updating, idiot Anonymous This is mean and it upset me >>74026795 # 07/14/23(Fri)13:12:27 No.74026713 07/14/23(Fri)13:17:12 No.74026770 Kek I work in IT on the side of the guy updating your laptop OP. Let me tell you man all we do is compile noncompliance reports and send them to your boss. I've gotten a few people fired kek. Wasn't my want, but if you're going to be a c--- then you can't work with us 39 KB PNG

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Anon has a stroke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)03:44:20 No.252913869 >>252911908 # losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252914047 # >>252914093 # >>252914100 # >>252914125 # >>252914134 # >>252914294 # >>252914315 # >>252914527 # >>252914536 # >>252914582 # >>252914605 # >>252914643 # >>252914670 # >>252914680 # >>252914780 # >>252914811 # >>252915009 # >>252915019 # >>252915216 # >>252915260 # >>252915280 # >>252915315 # >>252916087 # >>252916275 # >>252916436 # >>252916516 # >>252916539 # >>252916565 # >>252916569 # >>252916574 # >>252916659 # >>252916737 # >>252916787 # >>252916802 # >>252916842 # >>252916974 # >>252917020 # >>252917066 # >>252917095 # >>252917156 # >>252917166 # >>252917201 # >>252917265 # >>252917325 # >>252917490 # >>252917497 # >>252917507 # >>252918071 # >>252918109 # >>252918460 # >>252918543 # >>252918601 # >>252918806 # >>252919082 # >>252919137 # >>252919328 # >>252919382 # >>252919432 # >>252919448 # >>252919457 # >>252919510 # >>252919544 # >>252919551 # >>252919576 #
: Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)03:44:20 No.252913869 >>252911908 # losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252914047 # >>252914093 # >>252914100 # >>252914125 # >>252914134 # >>252914294 # >>252914315 # >>252914527 # >>252914536 # >>252914582 # >>252914605 # >>252914643 # >>252914670 # >>252914680 # >>252914780 # >>252914811 # >>252915009 # >>252915019 # >>252915216 # >>252915260 # >>252915280 # >>252915315 # >>252916087 # >>252916275 # >>252916436 # >>252916516 # >>252916539 # >>252916565 # >>252916569 # >>252916574 # >>252916659 # >>252916737 # >>252916787 # >>252916802 # >>252916842 # >>252916974 # >>252917020 # >>252917066 # >>252917095 # >>252917156 # >>252917166 # >>252917201 # >>252917265 # >>252917325 # >>252917490 # >>252917497 # >>252917507 # >>252918071 # >>252918109 # >>252918460 # >>252918543 # >>252918601 # >>252918806 # >>252919082 # >>252919137 # >>252919328 # >>252919382 # >>252919432 # >>252919448 # >>252919457 # >>252919510 # >>252919544 # >>252919551 # >>252919576 #

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.37 MB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)15:55:06 No.74027207 >tell my best friends back around Christmas that I have feelings for her >she cries while turning me down, pushing her huge boobs against me as she hugs me for about half an hour apologizing over and over and telling me we'll always be friends >we've stayed best friends >the other day while I'm at her apartment, she randomly walks up to me while I'm on the couch and kisses me on top of the head, telling me "I couldn't help kissing you, you just looked so cute and sweet sitting there" >we've been talking on the phone more often, up to six hours sometimes, with her always being the one to call me >yesterday I asked her if her feelings for me are changing >she said that no, the kiss was just a platonic one and she enjoys talking to me so much because we're friends >turned down a second time when I'd raised my own hopes fairly high I kind of... I kind of want to die.
: Anonymous 2.37 MB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)15:55:06 No.74027207 >tell my best friends back around Christmas that I have feelings for her >she cries while turning me down, pushing her huge boobs against me as she hugs me for about half an hour apologizing over and over and telling me we'll always be friends >we've stayed best friends >the other day while I'm at her apartment, she randomly walks up to me while I'm on the couch and kisses me on top of the head, telling me "I couldn't help kissing you, you just looked so cute and sweet sitting there" >we've been talking on the phone more often, up to six hours sometimes, with her always being the one to call me >yesterday I asked her if her feelings for me are changing >she said that no, the kiss was just a platonic one and she enjoys talking to me so much because we're friends >turned down a second time when I'd raised my own hopes fairly high I kind of... I kind of want to die.

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Anon realizes that the race is doomed. | /r/Greentext

>Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme
>Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

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Anon has a great job...... | /r/Greentext

Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?
Dream job thread? I'll start: >be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work on them in the future >worked very hard to get to good school 5 KB JPG >no life because of it but thought "f--- it it will be worth it" >graduated uni, one of the best students >looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game >yaaaaas.phd >it's f------ blizzard >it's f------ diablo mobile How do i end my life?

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Happens to the best of us | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 03/05/19(Tue)21:26:56 No.51307146 >Be me >Have fart fetish >Dont know why but I found the idea inhaling a gassy backblast f------ hot >Have never had anyone do it though >Be on date with girl >We go back to my place >Clothes come off >Tell her of my fantasy >She says ok >Sits on my nose toot.jpg >I smell it and vomit all over her ass >no longer have fart fetish
Anonymous 42 KB JPG 03/05/19(Tue)21:26:56 No.51307146 >Be me >Have fart fetish >Dont know why but I found the idea inhaling a gassy backblast f------ hot >Have never had anyone do it though >Be on date with girl >We go back to my place >Clothes come off >Tell her of my fantasy >She says ok >Sits on my nose toot.jpg >I smell it and vomit all over her ass >no longer have fart fetish

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Anon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)20:26:05 No.184260871 >an American and an Egyptian go fishing and catch only 1 fish after an exhausting day. They start fighting over whose fish it 32 KB JPG belongs to. >the Egyptian suggests making a bet, they would f--- each other in the ass as hard as they can and whoever screams from the pain loses and the winner gets to keep the fish. >the Egyptian goes first and f---- the American in his ass as hard as he can, and the American barely stops himself from screaming. >when the Egyptian came and it was the >>184271473 # American's turn, the Egyptian tells him he can have the fish if he wants it so bad
: Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)20:26:05 No.184260871 >an American and an Egyptian go fishing and catch only 1 fish after an exhausting day. They start fighting over whose fish it 32 KB JPG belongs to. >the Egyptian suggests making a bet, they would f--- each other in the ass as hard as they can and whoever screams from the pain loses and the winner gets to keep the fish. >the Egyptian goes first and f---- the American in his ass as hard as he can, and the American barely stops himself from screaming. >when the Egyptian came and it was the >>184271473 # American's turn, the Egyptian tells him he can have the fish if he wants it so bad

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Anon loves himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 07/09/23(Sun)03:47:21 No.123917 >tfw the mods can see that I spend 14 hours a day posting on 4chan just replying to myself over and over pretending to have conversations using slightly different typing styles so other posters cannot tell
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 07/09/23(Sun)03:47:21 No.123917 >tfw the mods can see that I spend 14 hours a day posting on 4chan just replying to myself over and over pretending to have conversations using slightly different typing styles so other posters cannot tell

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Anon tries to pick up a girl. | /r/Greentext

>doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me
>doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me

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Anon is kinky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Jauner DADDY ISSUES 51 KB JPG 07/13/23(Thu)22:36:51 No.29353316 >Meet girl, 18 >She gets really attached to me really fast >In the bedroom, she is extremely submissive >She asks if she can call me "daddy" and suck my fingers >Wants me to buy her a collar, says it would be hot if I walk her on a leash >Hints that she thinks that r--- roleplay would be really fun >Eventually, she mentions that her father was not present in her life whatsoever >Suddenly, everything makes perfect sense, like the final piece of a puzzle clicking into place I thought that the concept of "daddy issues" was just a meme, but now I see firsthand that growing up without a dad means that a girl will seek a man who will be a father figure to her, and this also somehow manifests a desire to be dominated by a strong and powerful male. Fellow anons who have dated girls with "daddy issues," help me out here. What should I expect? I am really enjoying the whole "kinky obedient sex slave" thing that she has going on right now, but can a relationship built on daddy issues last long-term? Will she dump me the moment I treat her as an equal instead of treating her like a cumrag? Will she lose all interest in me the moment that I "cure" her desire to have a father figure? Is it intrinsically unethical to date a woman like this, since the foundation of the relationship is the girl's psychological issues? Help, what do?
: Anonymous Jauner DADDY ISSUES 51 KB JPG 07/13/23(Thu)22:36:51 No.29353316 >Meet girl, 18 >She gets really attached to me really fast >In the bedroom, she is extremely submissive >She asks if she can call me "daddy" and suck my fingers >Wants me to buy her a collar, says it would be hot if I walk her on a leash >Hints that she thinks that r--- roleplay would be really fun >Eventually, she mentions that her father was not present in her life whatsoever >Suddenly, everything makes perfect sense, like the final piece of a puzzle clicking into place I thought that the concept of "daddy issues" was just a meme, but now I see firsthand that growing up without a dad means that a girl will seek a man who will be a father figure to her, and this also somehow manifests a desire to be dominated by a strong and powerful male. Fellow anons who have dated girls with "daddy issues," help me out here. What should I expect? I am really enjoying the whole "kinky obedient sex slave" thing that she has going on right now, but can a relationship built on daddy issues last long-term? Will she dump me the moment I treat her as an equal instead of treating her like a cumrag? Will she lose all interest in me the moment that I "cure" her desire to have a father figure? Is it intrinsically unethical to date a woman like this, since the foundation of the relationship is the girl's psychological issues? Help, what do?

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Anon's Weight Loss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 476 KB PNG 06/29/23(Thu)11:11:18 No.73842725 >j------- >dont even c-- that much >somehow lose 2 pounds Anons what happened here?
: Anonymous 476 KB PNG 06/29/23(Thu)11:11:18 No.73842725 >j------- >dont even c-- that much >somehow lose 2 pounds Anons what happened here?

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anons self obsessed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)00:16:02 No.902597703 [Reply] ► How do you plan on worshipping your King today, /b/?
Anonymous 07/15/23(Sat)00:16:02 No.902597703 [Reply] ► How do you plan on worshipping your King today, /b/?

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This is how beta Anons are born | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: CN1u+Ded Beta male 71 KB JPG 07/14/23 (Fri) 16:19:29 No.434448605 >be young tiny me happy > EyWatchltKid.wav >beta male mode activated
: Anonymous (ID: CN1u+Ded Beta male 71 KB JPG 07/14/23 (Fri) 16:19:29 No.434448605 >be young tiny me happy > EyWatchltKid.wav >beta male mode activated

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Oh, oh, that nine.. | /r/Greentext

>be me >goes to work >hates job >tries to reee to get out of work >nobody notices >im at a zoo >actually a bird >in a cage >cant go home >halp
>be me >goes to work >hates job >tries to reee to get out of work >nobody notices >im at a zoo >actually a bird >in a cage >cant go home >halp

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Anon reflects on his driving experiences | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)11:38:11 No.26817615 1687142888033616.jpg 242 KB JPG >black person is slightly rude to me in traffic >vote Republican for rest of my life >call 911 on every single black I see doing something even slightly wrong >directly contribute to the deaths of 9 blacks and counting >last one was a "noise complaint" that escalated into a 7 hour standoff and officer-involved shooting Is this a healthy way to deal with road rage?
Anonymous 07/14/23(Fri)11:38:11 No.26817615 1687142888033616.jpg 242 KB JPG >black person is slightly rude to me in traffic >vote Republican for rest of my life >call 911 on every single black I see doing something even slightly wrong >directly contribute to the deaths of 9 blacks and counting >last one was a "noise complaint" that escalated into a 7 hour standoff and officer-involved shooting Is this a healthy way to deal with road rage?

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Anon makes friends with a dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 171 KB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)04:50:43 No.74021958 Visiting friend house and his dog yesterday >Dog starts aggressively barking at me >Dog always running away from me >Dog almost bite my leg >Dog always looking suspicious After sleeping there dog is totally different >Dog waked me up by licking my face >Dog always trying to enter places I'm in >Dog tried to breed my leg >Dog still running away if I look at him Does this dog have autism or what? : Anonymous Anonymous >>74021958 (OP) # maybe he's got ass burger but I think he got used to you 07/14/23(Fri)04:57:27 No.74022031 07/14/23(Fri)06:23:53 No.74022624 F--- it. I was watching tv and he started to sleep over my leg, can't leave to take s---
Anonymous 171 KB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)04:50:43 No.74021958 Visiting friend house and his dog yesterday >Dog starts aggressively barking at me >Dog always running away from me >Dog almost bite my leg >Dog always looking suspicious After sleeping there dog is totally different >Dog waked me up by licking my face >Dog always trying to enter places I'm in >Dog tried to breed my leg >Dog still running away if I look at him Does this dog have autism or what? : Anonymous Anonymous >>74021958 (OP) # maybe he's got ass burger but I think he got used to you 07/14/23(Fri)04:57:27 No.74022031 07/14/23(Fri)06:23:53 No.74022624 F--- it. I was watching tv and he started to sleep over my leg, can't leave to take s---

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Anon is McLovin it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M McDonald's McCafe 50 KB JPG 07/14/23(Fri)02:42:22 No.74020461 I unironically love mcdonalds and don't understand why everyone thinks they're some kind of intellectual for hating on it, it's cheap, incredibly consistent and are literally everywhere, if you get the app you even get a free burger ever 2-3 orders >buh it's unhealthy everything is unhealthy if you eat it too much stop stuffing your f------ face and just have it every now and then and you're fine >b...buh it's low class/goyslop/buzzword so? it's fast food it's not meant to be gourmet as long as it tastes good as a reasonable price and speed it's a success 28 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous M McDonald's McCafe 50 KB JPG 07/14/23(Fri)02:42:22 No.74020461 I unironically love mcdonalds and don't understand why everyone thinks they're some kind of intellectual for hating on it, it's cheap, incredibly consistent and are literally everywhere, if you get the app you even get a free burger ever 2-3 orders >buh it's unhealthy everything is unhealthy if you eat it too much stop stuffing your f------ face and just have it every now and then and you're fine >b...buh it's low class/goyslop/buzzword so? it's fast food it's not meant to be gourmet as long as it tastes good as a reasonable price and speed it's a success 28 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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If you know, you know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)19:38:09 No.187508333 >>187508373 >>187508403 >>187508412 >>187511928 >>187512741 >>187513132 >>187513175 >>187514410 >>187515816 File: 6c9974fc2dc5c152fda5f3b68(...).png (3.03 MB, 1080x1080) TOL COFRE Th REP >>187506486 # >sequel fails to live up to the original
Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)19:38:09 No.187508333 >>187508373 >>187508403 >>187508412 >>187511928 >>187512741 >>187513132 >>187513175 >>187514410 >>187515816 File: 6c9974fc2dc5c152fda5f3b68(...).png (3.03 MB, 1080x1080) TOL COFRE Th REP >>187506486 # >sequel fails to live up to the original

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