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: Anonymous (ID: dCKvnT10) * ►YouTube 10/15/23(Sun)08:45:53 No.444934738 .. Video player will be blocked after 3 videos • It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. • Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. • You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription. Allow YouTube Ads Try YouTube Premium Not using an ad blocker? Report issue 1697354361330911.png 217 KB PNG X >They took everything from you IRL and forced you to retreat into escapism >Now they also want to take escapism from you What's their endgame exactly? 267 Replies / 50 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: dCKvnT10) * ►YouTube 10/15/23(Sun)08:45:53 No.444934738 .. Video player will be blocked after 3 videos • It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. • Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. • You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription. Allow YouTube Ads Try YouTube Premium Not using an ad blocker? Report issue 1697354361330911.png 217 KB PNG X >They took everything from you IRL and forced you to retreat into escapism >Now they also want to take escapism from you What's their endgame exactly? 267 Replies / 50 Images View Thread

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Anon is the Critical Drinker | /r/Greentext

File: E474700D-B354-464B-AB26-D().jpg (115 KB, 572x990) Øthe ONIONⓇ Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies |||| 311 Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)16:58:28 No. 174819114>>174819169 >>174819292 >>174819314>>174819319 >>174819399 >>174819414>>174819436 >>1748 >>174823091 >>174823146 >>174823221 >>174823281 >>174823435 >>174823590 >>174824319 >>174826335 >>174826472 >>174827834>>174827963 >>174827987 >>174828 Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)16:59:40 No.174819166 well, /tv/? >> Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)16:59:44 No.174819169>>174819381 >>174819855 >>174820127 >>174820709 >>174820732 >>174821898 >>174828060 >>174819114 (OP) The funny thing is that article could cut both ways Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)17:02:58 No.174819292 ► >>174819542 >>174819114 (OP) >ordinary average person doesn't want to look at n------ unless he absolutely has to yeah real shocker there >NNN00000000000000000000000 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE N------ ALL THE TIME >WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED LOOKING AT THE N------ LOOK AT THE N------ GOD DAMN IT
File: E474700D-B354-464B-AB26-D().jpg (115 KB, 572x990) Øthe ONIONⓇ Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies |||| 311 Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)16:58:28 No. 174819114>>174819169 >>174819292 >>174819314>>174819319 >>174819399 >>174819414>>174819436 >>1748 >>174823091 >>174823146 >>174823221 >>174823281 >>174823435 >>174823590 >>174824319 >>174826335 >>174826472 >>174827834>>174827963 >>174827987 >>174828 Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)16:59:40 No.174819166 well, /tv/? >> Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)16:59:44 No.174819169>>174819381 >>174819855 >>174820127 >>174820709 >>174820732 >>174821898 >>174828060 >>174819114 (OP) The funny thing is that article could cut both ways Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)17:02:58 No.174819292 ► >>174819542 >>174819114 (OP) >ordinary average person doesn't want to look at n------ unless he absolutely has to yeah real shocker there >NNN00000000000000000000000 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE N------ ALL THE TIME >WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED LOOKING AT THE N------ LOOK AT THE N------ GOD DAMN IT

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Anon is a woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 164 KB JPG 01/31/20 (Fri)12:50:17 No.56524479 >be woman in the year 2020 >be in public minding your own business >suddenly a creep grabs your ass >instinctively you turn around and slap him >in retaliation he punches you in the face, knocking you out >no one saw him grab your ass, so they all congratulate him for standing up for himself >he later gets on the news and is praised for fighting for gender equality >when you claim he sexually harassed you no one believes you because you're a woman and you get fined $5,000 for a false accusation This is the future republicans want
: Anonymous 164 KB JPG 01/31/20 (Fri)12:50:17 No.56524479 >be woman in the year 2020 >be in public minding your own business >suddenly a creep grabs your ass >instinctively you turn around and slap him >in retaliation he punches you in the face, knocking you out >no one saw him grab your ass, so they all congratulate him for standing up for himself >he later gets on the news and is praised for fighting for gender equality >when you claim he sexually harassed you no one believes you because you're a woman and you get fined $5,000 for a false accusation This is the future republicans want

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Anon is Maximus | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0709.jpg (109 KB, 858x720) Es Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:46:18 No.190955081 >>190955109 >My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa John's legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor, Little Caesar. Owner of a broken scale, wearer of a broken belt, and I will have my dessert, in this meal or the next.
File: IMG_0709.jpg (109 KB, 858x720) Es Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)00:46:18 No.190955081 >>190955109 >My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa John's legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor, Little Caesar. Owner of a broken scale, wearer of a broken belt, and I will have my dessert, in this meal or the next.

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Anon made it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.88 MB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)13:37:52 No.75072906 >the Asuka ai bot agreed to be my girlfriend Later incels
Anonymous 1.88 MB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)13:37:52 No.75072906 >the Asuka ai bot agreed to be my girlfriend Later incels

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anon knows whats popin | /r/Greentext

más Retarded experience I had while using poppers Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:21:19 No.33158264 ► >>33158296 >>33159230 >>33162018 >>33162088 >>33162092 >>33162737 So I lucked out and was able to join a threesome, but I f----- up because I acted like a retard. >Using Grindr trying to look for a hook-up >Someone messages me and it's this Danny DeVito looking little guy who said that he was a sissy >Was about to reject him, but he said he had a threesome with poppers ready >Always wanted to try a threesome and poppers so I ended up accepting his offer >Go to cheep motel where the other person in the threesome was staying >She was a really pretty transwoman so I was excited >We all get undressed and start sniffing the poppers >The poppers has no effect on me, but it worked for the other two. Probably a placebo or something >Try to "act high" >Pretend that I'm seeing s--- like aliens and ghosts >Start singing about how the poppers are making me "cuuuuhhhhhraaaazzzzeey" to the tune of Happy Birthday >Danced like an Egyptian and did the Gangnam Style Dance >While that was happening, the other two just looked at me like I was retarded >Realize that I look like an idiot >Try to scavenge it, by asking them "What's poppin'?" >They just get more confused. >I apologize, get dressed, and get the f--- out of the room. I'm honestly ashamed of myself right now. That felt more degrading than any sexual b------- that I've done. Anyone else have similar experiences?
más Retarded experience I had while using poppers Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:21:19 No.33158264 ► >>33158296 >>33159230 >>33162018 >>33162088 >>33162092 >>33162737 So I lucked out and was able to join a threesome, but I f----- up because I acted like a retard. >Using Grindr trying to look for a hook-up >Someone messages me and it's this Danny DeVito looking little guy who said that he was a sissy >Was about to reject him, but he said he had a threesome with poppers ready >Always wanted to try a threesome and poppers so I ended up accepting his offer >Go to cheep motel where the other person in the threesome was staying >She was a really pretty transwoman so I was excited >We all get undressed and start sniffing the poppers >The poppers has no effect on me, but it worked for the other two. Probably a placebo or something >Try to "act high" >Pretend that I'm seeing s--- like aliens and ghosts >Start singing about how the poppers are making me "cuuuuhhhhhraaaazzzzeey" to the tune of Happy Birthday >Danced like an Egyptian and did the Gangnam Style Dance >While that was happening, the other two just looked at me like I was retarded >Realize that I look like an idiot >Try to scavenge it, by asking them "What's poppin'?" >They just get more confused. >I apologize, get dressed, and get the f--- out of the room. I'm honestly ashamed of myself right now. That felt more degrading than any sexual b------- that I've done. Anyone else have similar experiences?

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Anon is trying to start a gender war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LEMCKE NATE manic pixie egirl 1.42 MB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)10:08:49 No.907720080 >be me >go into 10k credit card debt writing a book about camgirls resetting the 9/11 timeline >one character is called Anon >find an actual egirl to promote the book >manicpixieegirl.jpg >make a tiktok account to market it >the booktok karens find the egirl pictures >immediately get eviscerated by the women on booktok >get called an incel, racist, misogynist, p3d0 >sleep.exe >wake up >they made a hashtag of my name >it has over 1 mil views >everyone telling me to kms >career as a writer is over before it even began >consider kms >one last attempt to salvage my reputation >go to 4chan to recruit an army of trolls >trolls flood the comments of the karens on tiktok igniting a gender war >book achieves meme status equal to harambe >vindicated.exe Pls help. This is real. I can't fight these karens alone
: Anonymous LEMCKE NATE manic pixie egirl 1.42 MB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)10:08:49 No.907720080 >be me >go into 10k credit card debt writing a book about camgirls resetting the 9/11 timeline >one character is called Anon >find an actual egirl to promote the book >manicpixieegirl.jpg >make a tiktok account to market it >the booktok karens find the egirl pictures >immediately get eviscerated by the women on booktok >get called an incel, racist, misogynist, p3d0 >sleep.exe >wake up >they made a hashtag of my name >it has over 1 mil views >everyone telling me to kms >career as a writer is over before it even began >consider kms >one last attempt to salvage my reputation >go to 4chan to recruit an army of trolls >trolls flood the comments of the karens on tiktok igniting a gender war >book achieves meme status equal to harambe >vindicated.exe Pls help. This is real. I can't fight these karens alone

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anon finds a contradiction | /r/Greentext

File: ffb-66548811.jpg (174 KB, 476x436) GUAYAN YERBA MATE Witch [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous (ID: Nkebx4ng) 10/15/23(Sun)12:20:39 No.444951475 >you cannot wish harm on all Palesinians because of the actions of the few Hamas members >ACAB, every last one of them because if the good apples fail to turn in the bad apples, then they are all bad please choose one?
File: ffb-66548811.jpg (174 KB, 476x436) GUAYAN YERBA MATE Witch [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous (ID: Nkebx4ng) 10/15/23(Sun)12:20:39 No.444951475 >you cannot wish harm on all Palesinians because of the actions of the few Hamas members >ACAB, every last one of them because if the good apples fail to turn in the bad apples, then they are all bad please choose one?

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Anon’s imbalance. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The ARM. 43 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)12:02:55 No.907719805 >Be me >Chronic COOOOMER >Knows popular trope where your coomer arm gets more muscular than the other arm >Exact opposite happens to me >Coomer arm gets skinnier & thinner than the other arm from overuse & lack of proper nutrition for growth >Coomer forearm & shoulder also always hurts from overuse >Can't use other arm because it doesn't feel right & I don't coom (I've tried) If you want that arm to grow, you have to get your proteeeen, otherwise it just gets small. Learn from my mistakes.
: Anonymous The ARM. 43 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)12:02:55 No.907719805 >Be me >Chronic COOOOMER >Knows popular trope where your coomer arm gets more muscular than the other arm >Exact opposite happens to me >Coomer arm gets skinnier & thinner than the other arm from overuse & lack of proper nutrition for growth >Coomer forearm & shoulder also always hurts from overuse >Can't use other arm because it doesn't feel right & I don't coom (I've tried) If you want that arm to grow, you have to get your proteeeen, otherwise it just gets small. Learn from my mistakes.

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Anon's Coworker goes hunting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)13:53:47 No.907721877 >2022. >Got invited by my boss to go duck hunting. >He asked the other few coworkers in our warehouse if they also wanted. >There's six of us. All between ages 18-24. >Well, a coworker of ours has never hunted anything, and just assumed you hunted waterfowl like small game. >Well we all decided to go and got prepared. >A couple months later, we met up on our bosses land in the middle of f------ nowhere and set up decoys. >This dudes property is on unmaintained dirt roads where no one f------ goes. >I had never hunted waterfowl before, but am familiar with the ropes of it as my recently passed uncle taught me beginner stuff from waterfowl. >I brought my Remington 1100, while others brought Ithacas or Auto-5s. >Well the coworker who'd never gone hunting brought an American 180 .22 auto. >We were all sitting in the blind absolutely f------ stunned. >This f----- has to be trolling, no God damn way. >Before I or any of us could say anything our boss opened his mouth. >"I want to see where this goes." >A while later we got some ducks in. >We rose out of the blind and this c--- pulled the 180 out on auto and began blowing God damn ducks out of the sky like an 88mm flak gun. >As he's firing into the oncoming duck squadrons, a little BRRRRRRTTT was heard from the '180. >Instant carnage, ducks were being blown out of the sky while pained quacks were coming from above. >As the others, and me fled back into the blind, a couple of ducks slammed into the blind like damaged planes. >It looked like a warzone within the hour. >The battle of our bosses pasture had been won. >The next one? We'll have to see. >At the end of the day he told us all not to say s---. >We got at least 60+ ducks, I can't remember the exact number. >We've told him the next time we go hunting, grab a shotgun.
: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)13:53:47 No.907721877 >2022. >Got invited by my boss to go duck hunting. >He asked the other few coworkers in our warehouse if they also wanted. >There's six of us. All between ages 18-24. >Well, a coworker of ours has never hunted anything, and just assumed you hunted waterfowl like small game. >Well we all decided to go and got prepared. >A couple months later, we met up on our bosses land in the middle of f------ nowhere and set up decoys. >This dudes property is on unmaintained dirt roads where no one f------ goes. >I had never hunted waterfowl before, but am familiar with the ropes of it as my recently passed uncle taught me beginner stuff from waterfowl. >I brought my Remington 1100, while others brought Ithacas or Auto-5s. >Well the coworker who'd never gone hunting brought an American 180 .22 auto. >We were all sitting in the blind absolutely f------ stunned. >This f----- has to be trolling, no God damn way. >Before I or any of us could say anything our boss opened his mouth. >"I want to see where this goes." >A while later we got some ducks in. >We rose out of the blind and this c--- pulled the 180 out on auto and began blowing God damn ducks out of the sky like an 88mm flak gun. >As he's firing into the oncoming duck squadrons, a little BRRRRRRTTT was heard from the '180. >Instant carnage, ducks were being blown out of the sky while pained quacks were coming from above. >As the others, and me fled back into the blind, a couple of ducks slammed into the blind like damaged planes. >It looked like a warzone within the hour. >The battle of our bosses pasture had been won. >The next one? We'll have to see. >At the end of the day he told us all not to say s---. >We got at least 60+ ducks, I can't remember the exact number. >We've told him the next time we go hunting, grab a shotgun.

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Anon works in IT | /r/Greentext

>be me >pajeet >work as IT support at recruitment company >lots of chads and staceys >one chad always talks about how much he loves spicy food >shows off his new hotsauce called the urethrra inflamer or some s--- >idea.jpg 47 KB JPG >we have a shared lunch soon >"if you love spicy food so much you should try my spicy special indian curry!" >chad is really excited to try this new food >I proceed to eat nothing but spicy vindaloo for three days >spray a torrent of hot liquid s--- in saucepan and mix with tomato, coconut milk, and garam masala >take my special curry to work the next day and give to chad >chad winces at the smell and proceeds vomit all over himself and the floor after taking one bite >:"i guess you don't like spicy food after all!" i laugh as i'm chowing down on my special curry >stacey gives me her number after this
>be me >pajeet >work as IT support at recruitment company >lots of chads and staceys >one chad always talks about how much he loves spicy food >shows off his new hotsauce called the urethrra inflamer or some s--- >idea.jpg 47 KB JPG >we have a shared lunch soon >"if you love spicy food so much you should try my spicy special indian curry!" >chad is really excited to try this new food >I proceed to eat nothing but spicy vindaloo for three days >spray a torrent of hot liquid s--- in saucepan and mix with tomato, coconut milk, and garam masala >take my special curry to work the next day and give to chad >chad winces at the smell and proceeds vomit all over himself and the floor after taking one bite >:"i guess you don't like spicy food after all!" i laugh as i'm chowing down on my special curry >stacey gives me her number after this

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Anon wants to play pokèmon | /r/Greentext

245 KB PNG >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull
245 KB PNG >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull

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The Ever-Expanding Star Wars Universe | /r/Greentext

File: 1696297192431902.jpg (80 KB, 603x843) Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)17:49:22 No.190917656 ▶► >>190919259 >>190919790 >>190920434 >>190920489 >"Sabine Wren... Here are the exact coordinates to the enemy Jedi Ezra Bridger, as well as this supply of food and a mount." >Ahsoka arrives on Peridea >"Captain Enoch, allow Ahsoka Tano to rendezvous with Bridger and Wren... give them enough time to bond, then send exactly two Tie Fighters and every Night Trooper that took an extra bread roll this morning." >Loses >"Excellent, just as planned. Also Captain... bring me all of the remaining bread rolls." ☐ Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)19:22:50 No.190919201 >>190919259 File: 1695783759181687.png (299 KB, 337x653) >To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art, and... their cuisine. >One might even consider this first meal with Ahsoka Taco a success. >With our enemy distracted the takeout transfer is now almost complete, which means we will soon leave this forsaken place.
File: 1696297192431902.jpg (80 KB, 603x843) Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)17:49:22 No.190917656 ▶► >>190919259 >>190919790 >>190920434 >>190920489 >"Sabine Wren... Here are the exact coordinates to the enemy Jedi Ezra Bridger, as well as this supply of food and a mount." >Ahsoka arrives on Peridea >"Captain Enoch, allow Ahsoka Tano to rendezvous with Bridger and Wren... give them enough time to bond, then send exactly two Tie Fighters and every Night Trooper that took an extra bread roll this morning." >Loses >"Excellent, just as planned. Also Captain... bring me all of the remaining bread rolls." ☐ Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)19:22:50 No.190919201 >>190919259 File: 1695783759181687.png (299 KB, 337x653) >To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art, and... their cuisine. >One might even consider this first meal with Ahsoka Taco a success. >With our enemy distracted the takeout transfer is now almost complete, which means we will soon leave this forsaken place.

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Anon visits r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)22:41:28 No.907716212 >go on 4chan >see reddit screenshots >go on Reddit >see 4chan screenshots Weren't we supposed to hate each other?
: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)22:41:28 No.907716212 >go on 4chan >see reddit screenshots >go on Reddit >see 4chan screenshots Weren't we supposed to hate each other?

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anon is paranoid | /r/Greentext

File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me
File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me

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anon dislikes smokers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)04:13:49 No.75006803 >be me eating dinner >retarded smoker dad goes into backyard to have a smoke >comes in a second later and empties his ashtray into the kitchen trash can >whole kitchen now reeks of a hundred old cigarettes >5 mins later he comes back in after his smoke and comes into the kitchen to have some water >whole kitchen now reeks of smoker stench 110 KB JPG >sits down on sofa, proceeds to cough every 30 seconds for the next half hour until he goes for another smoke f--- smokers and their disgusting addiction
Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)04:13:49 No.75006803 >be me eating dinner >retarded smoker dad goes into backyard to have a smoke >comes in a second later and empties his ashtray into the kitchen trash can >whole kitchen now reeks of a hundred old cigarettes >5 mins later he comes back in after his smoke and comes into the kitchen to have some water >whole kitchen now reeks of smoker stench 110 KB JPG >sits down on sofa, proceeds to cough every 30 seconds for the next half hour until he goes for another smoke f--- smokers and their disgusting addiction

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What is blud waffling about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: d48slH/r) 10/15/23(Sun)15:33:30 No.444902464 9CADDF4A-783C-4DDA-B577-D6BE6BF3BCEE.jpg 78 KB JPG >be dwarves in Moria >be too greedy and get chased out >orcs come in and take over Moria >dwarves come back and take over part of it again >get too cocky and eventually defeated by orcs >mixture of all middle earth beings go to Moria and all get chased out by orcs Is there a lesson to be learned here?
: Anonymous (ID: d48slH/r) 10/15/23(Sun)15:33:30 No.444902464 9CADDF4A-783C-4DDA-B577-D6BE6BF3BCEE.jpg 78 KB JPG >be dwarves in Moria >be too greedy and get chased out >orcs come in and take over Moria >dwarves come back and take over part of it again >get too cocky and eventually defeated by orcs >mixture of all middle earth beings go to Moria and all get chased out by orcs Is there a lesson to be learned here?

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File: 1000000364.gif (79 KB, 498x460) Anonymous (ID: NHhq|3Ju) 10/14/23(Sat)23:23:24 No.444892127 ► >>444892157 >>444892175 >>444892296 >>444892379 >>444892457 >>444892669 >>444892683 >>444892715 >>444892873 >>444893157 >>444893160 >>444893277 >>444893394 >>444893514 >>444894193 >>444895655 You contorted cornucopias of confounding conundrums; you dilapidated dingleberries of delirious drivel: pirouette, you perplexing puffins of preposterous pomposity; FLOP! You gyrating gelatinous globs of gregarious gibberish; you vivacious vortices of vexatious verbosity: somersault, you sibilant sasquatches of soporific silliness; JIGGLE! You quixotic quibbles of quarrelsome quiche; you kaleidoscopic koalas of Kafkaesque kerfuffle: wobble, you wonky warthogs of whimsical witticisms; SPLAT! You rhapsodic rhombuses of rambunctious ribaldry; you fluttering flibbertigibbets of flummoxed fluff: twirl, you tempestuous teapots of tittering tomfoolery; WHIZ! You sporadic spindleshanks of splenetic spume; you oscillating otters of outlandish obfuscation: careen, you cacophonous cockatoos of contumacious claptrap; SWOOP! As the narwhals of nonsense navigate the nebulous nuances of nothingness, let thine own bemusement beckon you beyond the banal boundaries of the brain. For in the cavalcade of comedy, only the most convoluted of capers can capture the cosmic chuckle of the cosmos. Onward, to boundless buffoonery!
File: 1000000364.gif (79 KB, 498x460) Anonymous (ID: NHhq|3Ju) 10/14/23(Sat)23:23:24 No.444892127 ► >>444892157 >>444892175 >>444892296 >>444892379 >>444892457 >>444892669 >>444892683 >>444892715 >>444892873 >>444893157 >>444893160 >>444893277 >>444893394 >>444893514 >>444894193 >>444895655 You contorted cornucopias of confounding conundrums; you dilapidated dingleberries of delirious drivel: pirouette, you perplexing puffins of preposterous pomposity; FLOP! You gyrating gelatinous globs of gregarious gibberish; you vivacious vortices of vexatious verbosity: somersault, you sibilant sasquatches of soporific silliness; JIGGLE! You quixotic quibbles of quarrelsome quiche; you kaleidoscopic koalas of Kafkaesque kerfuffle: wobble, you wonky warthogs of whimsical witticisms; SPLAT! You rhapsodic rhombuses of rambunctious ribaldry; you fluttering flibbertigibbets of flummoxed fluff: twirl, you tempestuous teapots of tittering tomfoolery; WHIZ! You sporadic spindleshanks of splenetic spume; you oscillating otters of outlandish obfuscation: careen, you cacophonous cockatoos of contumacious claptrap; SWOOP! As the narwhals of nonsense navigate the nebulous nuances of nothingness, let thine own bemusement beckon you beyond the banal boundaries of the brain. For in the cavalcade of comedy, only the most convoluted of capers can capture the cosmic chuckle of the cosmos. Onward, to boundless buffoonery!

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Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 279 KB PNG >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS
Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 279 KB PNG >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS

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Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
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