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Anon is a president | /r/Greentext

47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated
47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?
Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?

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Anon needs to put his thumb in his mouth and blow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 5 Replies /1 Image 3 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890
: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 5 Replies /1 Image 3 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890

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Anon , student of Buddha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG avoided 12/01/22(Thu)09:46:04 No.71209593 do you believe buddhas teaching? >women are evil >women are not capable of reaching nirvana or being spiritual >women are part of maya and the material world and should be View Thread
Anonymous 35 KB JPG avoided 12/01/22(Thu)09:46:04 No.71209593 do you believe buddhas teaching? >women are evil >women are not capable of reaching nirvana or being spiritual >women are part of maya and the material world and should be View Thread

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Anon tries to be a business man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous P--- B PEAK OF APPRO 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 51 KB JPG Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grip >Cleans old high school room so it doesn't look like s----- highschool room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard
: Anonymous P--- B PEAK OF APPRO 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 51 KB JPG Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grip >Cleans old high school room so it doesn't look like s----- highschool room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard

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Where is Anon’s big titty NEET gf? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.97 MB WEBM Where is my NEET gf at? 9 Replies / 3 Images 11/30/22(Wed)23:01:20 No.71207552 View Thread : Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # I meet a neet girl when i was 16 years old (2016), crushed on her so hard. Never talked to her and probably never going to meet her again. Its over. 11/30/22(Wed)23:10:58 No.71207671 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # >Where is my NEET gf at? Contemplating suicide Anonymous >>71207582 # >woman >opinion discarded 11/30/22(Wed)23:12:19 No.71207686 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # where is my smart girlfriend willing to force me to learn computer science at? 11/30/22(Wed)23:13:26 No.71207701 11/30/22(Wed)23:14:59 No.71207712
Anonymous 1.97 MB WEBM Where is my NEET gf at? 9 Replies / 3 Images 11/30/22(Wed)23:01:20 No.71207552 View Thread : Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # I meet a neet girl when i was 16 years old (2016), crushed on her so hard. Never talked to her and probably never going to meet her again. Its over. 11/30/22(Wed)23:10:58 No.71207671 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # >Where is my NEET gf at? Contemplating suicide Anonymous >>71207582 # >woman >opinion discarded 11/30/22(Wed)23:12:19 No.71207686 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # where is my smart girlfriend willing to force me to learn computer science at? 11/30/22(Wed)23:13:26 No.71207701 11/30/22(Wed)23:14:59 No.71207712

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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 361 KB JPG 13 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/17/20(Mon)22:28:33 >"So, what brings you to Japan, anon-san?" >"Another English teacher? *snort*" No.56782521 View Thread 02/17/20(Mon)22:52:47 No.56782938 >>56782521 (OP) # >"no I came to get an autograph from you I'm a big fan and loved your work in 'Schoolgirl A--- Inferno"
: Anonymous 361 KB JPG 13 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/17/20(Mon)22:28:33 >"So, what brings you to Japan, anon-san?" >"Another English teacher? *snort*" No.56782521 View Thread 02/17/20(Mon)22:52:47 No.56782938 >>56782521 (OP) # >"no I came to get an autograph from you I'm a big fan and loved your work in 'Schoolgirl A--- Inferno"

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anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/19(Thu)22:02:50 No.790268566 36 KB JPG >be me at the movies after a pretty s--- day (that dragon ball super broly movie btw) >random guy sits beside me since there's nowhere for his whole family to sit together >he's loaded with snacks >"hey anon do you want some of this popcorn and snacks? i'm not gonna be able to eat all of it" (i take that s--- obviously i'm a fatass) >anytime i ran out of popcorn he always gave me more since he had refills, even when the movie was over he asked if i wanted anymore thanks random movie guy
Anonymous 01/17/19(Thu)22:02:50 No.790268566 36 KB JPG >be me at the movies after a pretty s--- day (that dragon ball super broly movie btw) >random guy sits beside me since there's nowhere for his whole family to sit together >he's loaded with snacks >"hey anon do you want some of this popcorn and snacks? i'm not gonna be able to eat all of it" (i take that s--- obviously i'm a fatass) >anytime i ran out of popcorn he always gave me more since he had refills, even when the movie was over he asked if i wanted anymore thanks random movie guy

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anon has a cool hair cut | /r/Greentext

File: 009B27A5-AE71-45BC-8285-C(...).jpg (41 KB, 615x511) Fix L-A, 1, 4, Remples of facial injortes Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)17:58:03 No.889999919 [Reply] ► >>890000156 Am I ugly? >> Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)18:00:27 No.890000156 ► >>889999919 (OP) Pretty cool haircut at the back for olden days. It's not all bad.
File: 009B27A5-AE71-45BC-8285-C(...).jpg (41 KB, 615x511) Fix L-A, 1, 4, Remples of facial injortes Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)17:58:03 No.889999919 [Reply] ► >>890000156 Am I ugly? >> Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)18:00:27 No.890000156 ► >>889999919 (OP) Pretty cool haircut at the back for olden days. It's not all bad.

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Anon is gay for Andrew Tate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)23:03:48 No.71207588 You are CEO of Yourself, and you are doing a bad job. Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube. Arte Chigim Pepe 142 KB PNG View Thread 11/30/22(Wed)23:05:49 No.71207618 >>71207588 (OP) # >Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube then you'll be stuck in an endless cycle of consuming content and fantasizing about action as a way to give yourself dopamine hits instead of actually doing anything with your life. its not that hard, make your room, take care of your hygene, go to the gym and have a good diet. pretty simple stuff you don't need andrew tate screaming at your face to do something with your life, and if you do need that you'll never do anything with your life to begin with
Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)23:03:48 No.71207588 You are CEO of Yourself, and you are doing a bad job. Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube. Arte Chigim Pepe 142 KB PNG View Thread 11/30/22(Wed)23:05:49 No.71207618 >>71207588 (OP) # >Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube then you'll be stuck in an endless cycle of consuming content and fantasizing about action as a way to give yourself dopamine hits instead of actually doing anything with your life. its not that hard, make your room, take care of your hygene, go to the gym and have a good diet. pretty simple stuff you don't need andrew tate screaming at your face to do something with your life, and if you do need that you'll never do anything with your life to begin with

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Anon works for the Australian government | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 12FW6yyg >work data entry >work items are categorised by type and handling time is recorded for each item and then averaged across all items and workers in the organisation to get a "benchmark" handling time >so if an item's benchmark handling time is 10 minutes and you process 6 in an hour that's 100% productivity. 12 is 200%. 3 is 50%. >productivity target is 90-110% 11/30/22 (Wed)15:18:14 No.406565736 >under productivity = coaching >over productivity = ....also coaching? because it means you're going too fast and making mistakes >that's right, there's a MAXIMUM productivity that you're allowed to hit >everyone i work with is f------ retarded >i am not >automate a solid 90% of my job using f------ autohotkey >end up only being ALLOWED to work for an hour each day >literally not allowed to do more work >also not allowed to go home I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY the only "solace" of this all is that i get paid $44 an hour. but it's a government job, so that's taxpayer money that's basically being lit on f------ fire. oh well. at least i can study for uni in all my spare time.
Anonymous (ID: 12FW6yyg >work data entry >work items are categorised by type and handling time is recorded for each item and then averaged across all items and workers in the organisation to get a "benchmark" handling time >so if an item's benchmark handling time is 10 minutes and you process 6 in an hour that's 100% productivity. 12 is 200%. 3 is 50%. >productivity target is 90-110% 11/30/22 (Wed)15:18:14 No.406565736 >under productivity = coaching >over productivity = ....also coaching? because it means you're going too fast and making mistakes >that's right, there's a MAXIMUM productivity that you're allowed to hit >everyone i work with is f------ retarded >i am not >automate a solid 90% of my job using f------ autohotkey >end up only being ALLOWED to work for an hour each day >literally not allowed to do more work >also not allowed to go home I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY the only "solace" of this all is that i get paid $44 an hour. but it's a government job, so that's taxpayer money that's basically being lit on f------ fire. oh well. at least i can study for uni in all my spare time.

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Anon is a retard who falls for obvious frauds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Liver King Exposed For Allegedly Using $12K Worth Of Human Growth Hormones Per Month, Despite Claiming t He's Natural OF910 >Jordan Peterson was addicted to benzos, despite giving mental health advice to depressed people > Fresh and fit claim to be good with women, but they just pay Miami sugar babies for sex 570 KB JPG >Liver King claims his physique came from quality meat and exercise, but he spends $12k per month on steroids. I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)20:43:59 No.71206317 What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? 2.94 MB WEBM >>71206410 # 11/30/22(Wed)20:45:56 No.71206340 >>71206317 (OP) # I couldn't handle learning that Biden isn't the most popular president ever. I mean he got more votes than any president before. Anonymous >>71206317 (OP) # >What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? I am not a retard who falls for obvious frauds >I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. you are a retard who falls for obvious frauds. 11/30/22(Wed)20:46:48 No.71206350
: Anonymous Liver King Exposed For Allegedly Using $12K Worth Of Human Growth Hormones Per Month, Despite Claiming t He's Natural OF910 >Jordan Peterson was addicted to benzos, despite giving mental health advice to depressed people > Fresh and fit claim to be good with women, but they just pay Miami sugar babies for sex 570 KB JPG >Liver King claims his physique came from quality meat and exercise, but he spends $12k per month on steroids. I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)20:43:59 No.71206317 What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? 2.94 MB WEBM >>71206410 # 11/30/22(Wed)20:45:56 No.71206340 >>71206317 (OP) # I couldn't handle learning that Biden isn't the most popular president ever. I mean he got more votes than any president before. Anonymous >>71206317 (OP) # >What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? I am not a retard who falls for obvious frauds >I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. you are a retard who falls for obvious frauds. 11/30/22(Wed)20:46:48 No.71206350

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Anon wants to play pokèmon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon
: Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon

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Anon watches The Dark Knight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)12:11:19 No.175938836 >Let's wind the clocks back, Ahmeer, Theresa Coops, Ann Layers, Woody Dare, Chris, Amy Yu, Eymeen, Watts Avind, Draggo Bellsoff, Yu-Se, Agie, Lyke Meek >"Lyke Meek" >Agie, Lyke Meek, *ahem* Cee, Eyno, Wyatt Yu, Chooshto, Hyde, Ora, Lyndell, Gremp, Sarah P. Seytionsin, Brodahligh, Eyno Wyatt, Yosophrade, Tolougo, Owtatite.... Tabet Ma'han, Loucie, Tabet Ma'han, Haze Ho, Gotham, Yu'Re Trubellors, Ann, Foarch, Natalie, Dent? Heebs, Justhine, Baggings, Ann Asfoe, Theo Sivens, Socal Pylnn? Tabet Ma'han, Haze, Knojry Dixon, H---, Will Finn, Heebs, Ann Myka, Heem Ski'Wheeler, Eyno, Ski'Wheeler, Wu-hen Ey'Semin, Rand... 20 KB JPG Did he really need to name everyone at the f------ table after saying "Let's wind the clocks back a year?"
Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)12:11:19 No.175938836 >Let's wind the clocks back, Ahmeer, Theresa Coops, Ann Layers, Woody Dare, Chris, Amy Yu, Eymeen, Watts Avind, Draggo Bellsoff, Yu-Se, Agie, Lyke Meek >"Lyke Meek" >Agie, Lyke Meek, *ahem* Cee, Eyno, Wyatt Yu, Chooshto, Hyde, Ora, Lyndell, Gremp, Sarah P. Seytionsin, Brodahligh, Eyno Wyatt, Yosophrade, Tolougo, Owtatite.... Tabet Ma'han, Loucie, Tabet Ma'han, Haze Ho, Gotham, Yu'Re Trubellors, Ann, Foarch, Natalie, Dent? Heebs, Justhine, Baggings, Ann Asfoe, Theo Sivens, Socal Pylnn? Tabet Ma'han, Haze, Knojry Dixon, H---, Will Finn, Heebs, Ann Myka, Heem Ski'Wheeler, Eyno, Ski'Wheeler, Wu-hen Ey'Semin, Rand... 20 KB JPG Did he really need to name everyone at the f------ table after saying "Let's wind the clocks back a year?"

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Tranon sees the true reality of things | /r/Greentext

File: Big_Boss_TPP_infobox.png (120 KB, 300x300) Gonna redpill you on the real reason that Britain is so transphobic Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:34:42 No.28556361 ► There was a 1930s FTM in Britain, part of the aristocracy. When he transed he legally skipped like 15 places ahead in the queue for title inheritance. British aristocrats still haven't gotten over this and want to ban transition because it makes their inheritance system too complex. They hold most of the power in that country and laws there exist to continue their power. Not even joking or memeing, this is the primary reason they are so incredibly hostile to trans people. And of course f--- Mr Windsor. Tiocfaidh ár lá etc etc etc >Opting for a private trial so as not to have his personal life exposed to the general public, Forbes agreed to an examination by doctors and to pay for the legal fees of the prosecution. Although the doctors defined Forbes as having "female anatomy with some male characteristics", he was able to use some obtained tissue of the testes from another individual to act as his own, resulting in him winning the case. This allowed for a legal precedent for trans individuals to win cases of primogeniture inheritance and became a threat to the aristocracy of the time, resulting in them silencing the results of the court decision so that it could not be used as a reference in subsequent trials. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/02/books/review/the-hidden-case-of-ewan-forbes-zoe-playdon.html https://lordslibrary.parliament.uk/women-hereditary-peerages-and-gender-inequality-in-the-line-of-succession/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/sir-ewan-forbes-and-the-landmark-trans-case-that-got-hushed-up-for-decades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Case_of_Ewan_Forbes
File: Big_Boss_TPP_infobox.png (120 KB, 300x300) Gonna redpill you on the real reason that Britain is so transphobic Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:34:42 No.28556361 ► There was a 1930s FTM in Britain, part of the aristocracy. When he transed he legally skipped like 15 places ahead in the queue for title inheritance. British aristocrats still haven't gotten over this and want to ban transition because it makes their inheritance system too complex. They hold most of the power in that country and laws there exist to continue their power. Not even joking or memeing, this is the primary reason they are so incredibly hostile to trans people. And of course f--- Mr Windsor. Tiocfaidh ár lá etc etc etc >Opting for a private trial so as not to have his personal life exposed to the general public, Forbes agreed to an examination by doctors and to pay for the legal fees of the prosecution. Although the doctors defined Forbes as having "female anatomy with some male characteristics", he was able to use some obtained tissue of the testes from another individual to act as his own, resulting in him winning the case. This allowed for a legal precedent for trans individuals to win cases of primogeniture inheritance and became a threat to the aristocracy of the time, resulting in them silencing the results of the court decision so that it could not be used as a reference in subsequent trials. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/02/books/review/the-hidden-case-of-ewan-forbes-zoe-playdon.html https://lordslibrary.parliament.uk/women-hereditary-peerages-and-gender-inequality-in-the-line-of-succession/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/sir-ewan-forbes-and-the-landmark-trans-case-that-got-hushed-up-for-decades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Case_of_Ewan_Forbes

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la creatura | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dios mio 12 KB JPG 11/01 la creatura 12 Replies / 1 Image
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An innocent dog dies because of buttseggs | /r/Greentext

File: 1385097571576.jpg-(213 KB, 625x882, sadlebron.jpg) Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:19:31 UTC-5 No.517378963 >be 17yo me >alone with gf at her house, her parents out >commence nudity on living room couch >asks if I want to try something new >next exit: brown town >put it in her buttz >meh, everything I hoped for and less >decide to keep going to get the xp >hear car door slam in driveway >ishouldprobablyheadout.zip >pull out too fast >explosive torrent of diarrhea erupts forth upon withdrawal >stomach, d---, and thighs all covered in doodie >all over couch and rug too >gf to scared to be embarassed >tells me she will blame the poopoo mess on her dog >hurries me out back door as her parents enter >decide to hide for a few minutes and see how situation plays out >after a short while her dad brings dog out into back yard >pulls handgun out of jacket >shoots dog in head >mfw jesus dog died for our sins
File: 1385097571576.jpg-(213 KB, 625x882, sadlebron.jpg) Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:19:31 UTC-5 No.517378963 >be 17yo me >alone with gf at her house, her parents out >commence nudity on living room couch >asks if I want to try something new >next exit: brown town >put it in her buttz >meh, everything I hoped for and less >decide to keep going to get the xp >hear car door slam in driveway >ishouldprobablyheadout.zip >pull out too fast >explosive torrent of diarrhea erupts forth upon withdrawal >stomach, d---, and thighs all covered in doodie >all over couch and rug too >gf to scared to be embarassed >tells me she will blame the poopoo mess on her dog >hurries me out back door as her parents enter >decide to hide for a few minutes and see how situation plays out >after a short while her dad brings dog out into back yard >pulls handgun out of jacket >shoots dog in head >mfw jesus dog died for our sins

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Pepe’s pp is no good | /r/Greentext

Anonymous [SAD PEPE HOURS) 132 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)14:32:09 No.889972328 >go through sad breakup >get tinder to cope by finding a hookup >finally find a chick that'll let me shag her >red flags but I'm sad and lonely so do her >two days later there are pimples on my d--- >s--- s--- s--- s--- did I get STDs >be extremely retarded so try to pop the pimples with beedles in hopes of getting rid of whatever I have >next day there are more so go to doctor >"anon w-- were you doing. You can't treat std like that anyway. And that's not even std. Apply this anti bacterial cream and keep good hygiene for a week, you'll be fine." I'm all clear but have permanent scars all over my d--- >few months later with a cutie at my place getting heated >she sees my d--- "sorry anon I'm not comfortable" >leaves Is it over for me /b/? How will I ever explain this to my future partners? I have a d--- of shame.
Anonymous [SAD PEPE HOURS) 132 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)14:32:09 No.889972328 >go through sad breakup >get tinder to cope by finding a hookup >finally find a chick that'll let me shag her >red flags but I'm sad and lonely so do her >two days later there are pimples on my d--- >s--- s--- s--- s--- did I get STDs >be extremely retarded so try to pop the pimples with beedles in hopes of getting rid of whatever I have >next day there are more so go to doctor >"anon w-- were you doing. You can't treat std like that anyway. And that's not even std. Apply this anti bacterial cream and keep good hygiene for a week, you'll be fine." I'm all clear but have permanent scars all over my d--- >few months later with a cutie at my place getting heated >she sees my d--- "sorry anon I'm not comfortable" >leaves Is it over for me /b/? How will I ever explain this to my future partners? I have a d--- of shame.

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Femanon doesn’t like rice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)08:24:14 No.51022884 >on date with qt boy >we get indian food >he orders chicken korma with rice >"i can't eat rice, it reminds me of maggots" >"oh really, anon? that's... interesting" >"yeah, when i have rice in my mouth i just think of that video with the guy with maggot invested gums" >"i've never seen that" 10 KB JPG >show him the video >he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom >ten minutes later i ask a male waiter to check on him >"there's no one in the bathroom, miss" >mfw why do i always sabotage myself like this? why can't i just be normal?
: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)08:24:14 No.51022884 >on date with qt boy >we get indian food >he orders chicken korma with rice >"i can't eat rice, it reminds me of maggots" >"oh really, anon? that's... interesting" >"yeah, when i have rice in my mouth i just think of that video with the guy with maggot invested gums" >"i've never seen that" 10 KB JPG >show him the video >he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom >ten minutes later i ask a male waiter to check on him >"there's no one in the bathroom, miss" >mfw why do i always sabotage myself like this? why can't i just be normal?

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