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3h (12/21 12:00) · 75837790 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 41KB (500x500) 1000015402.jpg 5 Replies C >be American >walk into restaurant >Literally EVERYONE is Mexican >Staff and customers, all speaking Spanish around me >I'm a white American in America and I can't understand a word anyone is saying What the f--- is this country coming to? I feel like a foreigner in my own home.
3h (12/21 12:00) · 75837790 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 41KB (500x500) 1000015402.jpg 5 Replies C >be American >walk into restaurant >Literally EVERYONE is Mexican >Staff and customers, all speaking Spanish around me >I'm a white American in America and I can't understand a word anyone is saying What the f--- is this country coming to? I feel like a foreigner in my own home.

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5h (12/21 22:08) 75841652 36 Re - 3 Img JPG 76KB (728 × 759) · laptop.jpg 11 Replies how do i deal with being ugly as a female >never been catcalled >never been asked out >nobody has ever had a crush on me >never held hands or kissed someone >been literally told i am ugly countless times >makeup makes me look ridiculous >no money for surgery because neet
5h (12/21 22:08) 75841652 36 Re - 3 Img JPG 76KB (728 × 759) · laptop.jpg 11 Replies how do i deal with being ugly as a female >never been catcalled >never been asked out >nobody has ever had a crush on me >never held hands or kissed someone >been literally told i am ugly countless times >makeup makes me look ridiculous >no money for surgery because neet

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Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)15:29:53 No.98002456 >write an effort post >near the end, accidentally hit caps lock >caps lock and escape are replaced on my system (vim/evil- mode s---) 245 KB PNG >my entire effort post: gone why does 4chan have escape bound to discard ALL of your text in a post? any scripts which prevent this?
Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)15:29:53 No.98002456 >write an effort post >near the end, accidentally hit caps lock >caps lock and escape are replaced on my system (vim/evil- mode s---) 245 KB PNG >my entire effort post: gone why does 4chan have escape bound to discard ALL of your text in a post? any scripts which prevent this?

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Women weakness | /r/Greentext

3h (12/21 2:50) 75833971 13 Re. 2 Img JPG 33KB (572 × 449) · 1685188226989.jpg 7 Replies . H IR GA 20 People always say women dont like muscles but... >every 10/10 woman is with a buff bodybuilder guy. >those guys get laid all the time. >Andrew Tate is a bald chinless dorky guy but get laid all the time because he's buff. > the symbol of male attraction is a brench press. >the first bit of advice any guy is given to get laid is to hit the gym and get ripped. >in school, college and real life, we all know football players and other sports playing guys get all the hot chicks, to the point most guys play sports simply to get laid. >all females in the animal kingdom search out the biggest and strongest males to mate with. But we say women don't like muscular men because....women say so. Even though we all know women lie all the time? Why do we perpetuate a lie and say that muscles aren't important in getting p---- when its probably the most important thing, more important than your hair or height or status?
3h (12/21 2:50) 75833971 13 Re. 2 Img JPG 33KB (572 × 449) · 1685188226989.jpg 7 Replies . H IR GA 20 People always say women dont like muscles but... >every 10/10 woman is with a buff bodybuilder guy. >those guys get laid all the time. >Andrew Tate is a bald chinless dorky guy but get laid all the time because he's buff. > the symbol of male attraction is a brench press. >the first bit of advice any guy is given to get laid is to hit the gym and get ripped. >in school, college and real life, we all know football players and other sports playing guys get all the hot chicks, to the point most guys play sports simply to get laid. >all females in the animal kingdom search out the biggest and strongest males to mate with. But we say women don't like muscular men because....women say so. Even though we all know women lie all the time? Why do we perpetuate a lie and say that muscles aren't important in getting p---- when its probably the most important thing, more important than your hair or height or status?

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One step ahead | /r/Greentext

39m (12/21 5:29) 75835225 - 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 64KB (1280 × 720) · maxresdefault (1).jpg >See cute girl on Tinder >"Nah she's too pretty for me" >Swipe left :
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Share Quality of Life improvements you've done Share Quality of Life improvem(...) 12/21/23(Thu)07:21:44 No.911124956 >Be Me, 25 software developer >Start getting headaches and feeling unwell >After months of annoyance, discomfort and pain get drunk and buy blue light blocking glasses >Never worn glasses before but still decide to wear them at the office >Pain and discomfort is completely gone and get tons of compliments from (female) coworkers >Thank you glasses >fmw 20 KB JPG
Share Quality of Life improvements you've done Share Quality of Life improvem(...) 12/21/23(Thu)07:21:44 No.911124956 >Be Me, 25 software developer >Start getting headaches and feeling unwell >After months of annoyance, discomfort and pain get drunk and buy blue light blocking glasses >Never worn glasses before but still decide to wear them at the office >Pain and discomfort is completely gone and get tons of compliments from (female) coworkers >Thank you glasses >fmw 20 KB JPG

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Anonymous (ID: 11eG6S3i) Boo 88 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)14:51:02 No.19268266 >It's almost 2024 >Redditors still haven't come up with a good reason why people shouldn't kill themselves if they feel like it This is honestly pathetic. I think this anti-suicide s--- what happens when you don't allow free speech. Everyone deludes themselves into thinking the "right" thing instead of being allowed to come to the correct conclusion.
Anonymous (ID: 11eG6S3i) Boo 88 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)14:51:02 No.19268266 >It's almost 2024 >Redditors still haven't come up with a good reason why people shouldn't kill themselves if they feel like it This is honestly pathetic. I think this anti-suicide s--- what happens when you don't allow free speech. Everyone deludes themselves into thinking the "right" thing instead of being allowed to come to the correct conclusion.

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Anonymous (ID: Ciyuukp3) 1.35 MB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)22:30:27 No.452567835 >Visit reddit >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit Twitter >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit YouTube >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit 4chan >It's full of retarded degenerates Everywhere I go I am consumed with extreme anger for your garbage posts, why are you people like this?
Anonymous (ID: Ciyuukp3) 1.35 MB PNG 12/20/23(Wed)22:30:27 No.452567835 >Visit reddit >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit Twitter >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit YouTube >It's full of retarded degenerates >Visit 4chan >It's full of retarded degenerates Everywhere I go I am consumed with extreme anger for your garbage posts, why are you people like this?

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 05:15:31 Post No. 29981185 >tfw possible gf[Report] Image search: [Google] Please help me /r9k/ >On tram >Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram >Everyone minding their own business 13 KB, 640x712 >Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working >Thing is mashed to s---, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel. >Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular >Pulls out vodka bottle >Pours vodka on laptop >Drinks the last part of it >Starts to roll bottle on floor >Her stop arrives and its the same as mine >She's a new hire at my company >I work at an airline >We start talking later >She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.
Anonymous 2016-07-16 05:15:31 Post No. 29981185 >tfw possible gf[Report] Image search: [Google] Please help me /r9k/ >On tram >Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram >Everyone minding their own business 13 KB, 640x712 >Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working >Thing is mashed to s---, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel. >Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular >Pulls out vodka bottle >Pours vodka on laptop >Drinks the last part of it >Starts to roll bottle on floor >Her stop arrives and its the same as mine >She's a new hire at my company >I work at an airline >We start talking later >She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.

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Anon spices up a party | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dinner party disasters 94 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)13:21:25 No.20020929 >long time friend finally bought his first house with his gf >invites people over for a Christmas dinner party >he is actually a really good cook and enjoys making large meals but just never had the space to host until now >food is great as expected, everyone having a good time >I gotta s--- so I excuse myself >kind of a small bathroom that is almost right above the dining area >think nothing of it >let out some earth shaking braps that the confined space only makes louder >cut off a 10 inch minimum log and return to the party >everyone silent >pic related >his starter house has really thin walls and bad insulation so everyone there heard every moment of my s------- experience So anyways, I probably can't associate with that friend group anymore. Have you guys ever botched a dinner event, either as the host or a guest?
Anonymous Dinner party disasters 94 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)13:21:25 No.20020929 >long time friend finally bought his first house with his gf >invites people over for a Christmas dinner party >he is actually a really good cook and enjoys making large meals but just never had the space to host until now >food is great as expected, everyone having a good time >I gotta s--- so I excuse myself >kind of a small bathroom that is almost right above the dining area >think nothing of it >let out some earth shaking braps that the confined space only makes louder >cut off a 10 inch minimum log and return to the party >everyone silent >pic related >his starter house has really thin walls and bad insulation so everyone there heard every moment of my s------- experience So anyways, I probably can't associate with that friend group anymore. Have you guys ever botched a dinner event, either as the host or a guest?

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Love language | /r/Greentext

3h (12/21 11:57) · 75837781 - 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (653 × 653) 2t1ddy.jpg 3 Replies : >fall in love with woman like an idiot >she gets the ick >proceeds to flaunt herself being a w---- >this is her idea of getting revenge on me for falling in love with her are all women this ill?
3h (12/21 11:57) · 75837781 - 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (653 × 653) 2t1ddy.jpg 3 Replies : >fall in love with woman like an idiot >she gets the ick >proceeds to flaunt herself being a w---- >this is her idea of getting revenge on me for falling in love with her are all women this ill?

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Gods using autism | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related
:Anonymous God using autism 81 KB JPG 12/21/23(Thu)00:08:36 No.911114619 >be me >autistic >watch transformers as an adult >be inspired by optimus prime >want to better myself >listen to superman quotes >listen to captain america quotes >become inspired still >want to become a better Christian >plan on meeting with my priest to schedule my baptism >mfw i realize god is using my autism to make me a better person Pic related

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Clearly this guys doesn't jelq | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DIY penis enlarger help ! W 514 KB PNG 03/16/23(Thu)18:06:36 No.2581771 I want to make my penis like 1-2 inches bigger. It's about 4.5 inches rn. Since Ive been sexually inactive, it's gotten smaller. I want something to be able to hold on to the skin so I can then attach some elastic to make it stretch and wear it all day. Anyone can help? : Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)18:10:23 No.2581773 Chinese finger trap between your penis and butt plug. Shove butt plug up your ass. Move on to tighter finger traps until you can f--- yourself in the ass. Then you've solved both the size and inactivity problem.
: Anonymous DIY penis enlarger help ! W 514 KB PNG 03/16/23(Thu)18:06:36 No.2581771 I want to make my penis like 1-2 inches bigger. It's about 4.5 inches rn. Since Ive been sexually inactive, it's gotten smaller. I want something to be able to hold on to the skin so I can then attach some elastic to make it stretch and wear it all day. Anyone can help? : Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)18:10:23 No.2581773 Chinese finger trap between your penis and butt plug. Shove butt plug up your ass. Move on to tighter finger traps until you can f--- yourself in the ass. Then you've solved both the size and inactivity problem.

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Shortlived | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Greentexts From Your Childhood 12/20/23(Wed)17:31:09 No.911101320 >be me, 13 or 14 hanging out with the boys >it's an airsoft war day, all of us and our guns meet up at our buddy's place that has woods and dirt bike trails- the perfect place >we invited the m----- at our school because he really wanted to play, his mom bought him a top of the line greengas sniper rifle that probably shot like 500fps+ >he shows it off and we think it's too powerful to use and it'll hurt since most of us are using ~$30-$40 spring guns and only wearing longsleeves and jeans >m----- starts complaining, loads it up and just fires it randomly in the air >bird drops dead right in front of us, bb lodged right in its chest 66 KB JPG >m----- starts to cry because he's a 'murderer' >we try to calm him down and say that he can use it if we can shoot him with it first to see if it won't be OP >he refuses so we beat the f--- out of him, he calls his mom to pick him up and they go to the hospital >nothing too bad, a couple stitches and a bruised rib >no more airsoft wars though hope he's doing ok..
Anonymous Greentexts From Your Childhood 12/20/23(Wed)17:31:09 No.911101320 >be me, 13 or 14 hanging out with the boys >it's an airsoft war day, all of us and our guns meet up at our buddy's place that has woods and dirt bike trails- the perfect place >we invited the m----- at our school because he really wanted to play, his mom bought him a top of the line greengas sniper rifle that probably shot like 500fps+ >he shows it off and we think it's too powerful to use and it'll hurt since most of us are using ~$30-$40 spring guns and only wearing longsleeves and jeans >m----- starts complaining, loads it up and just fires it randomly in the air >bird drops dead right in front of us, bb lodged right in its chest 66 KB JPG >m----- starts to cry because he's a 'murderer' >we try to calm him down and say that he can use it if we can shoot him with it first to see if it won't be OP >he refuses so we beat the f--- out of him, he calls his mom to pick him up and they go to the hospital >nothing too bad, a couple stitches and a bruised rib >no more airsoft wars though hope he's doing ok..

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Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)16:03:19 No.193494300 mad-queen-daenerys.jpg 73 KB JPG >Daenerys heard the bells and just kind of forgot King's Landing was the Capital of the country she wanted to rule and so she burned it down for no particular reason
Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)16:03:19 No.193494300 mad-queen-daenerys.jpg 73 KB JPG >Daenerys heard the bells and just kind of forgot King's Landing was the Capital of the country she wanted to rule and so she burned it down for no particular reason

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)19:08:55 No.73108466 >makes you piss constantly >drains electrolytes and sodium levels >turns your s---- into liquid >tap water is flouridated and unsafe. >will just straight up kill you if you drink too much >you look silly carrying a water bottle everywhere, no one did this 30 years ago >you get more than enough if you eat and drink like a normal human being STOP DRINKING WATER
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)19:08:55 No.73108466 >makes you piss constantly >drains electrolytes and sodium levels >turns your s---- into liquid >tap water is flouridated and unsafe. >will just straight up kill you if you drink too much >you look silly carrying a water bottle everywhere, no one did this 30 years ago >you get more than enough if you eat and drink like a normal human being STOP DRINKING WATER

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15m (12/21 2:12) · 75833568 · 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 5KB (190×265) · itsover.jpg 2 Replies ITS OVER >tfw havent been brushing my teeth before going to sleep for the past couple weeks because too lazy >one of my molars is now starting to hurt its over :
15m (12/21 2:12) · 75833568 · 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 5KB (190×265) · itsover.jpg 2 Replies ITS OVER >tfw havent been brushing my teeth before going to sleep for the past couple weeks because too lazy >one of my molars is now starting to hurt its over :

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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)21:36:04 No.661291998 >start playing a game >feel restless and start getting tired within 30mins >maybe i dont like that game >change to another game that i loved playing >still get restless, bored and headaches within 30mins Is it over for me bros... I dont want it to be over tho.
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)21:36:04 No.661291998 >start playing a game >feel restless and start getting tired within 30mins >maybe i dont like that game >change to another game that i loved playing >still get restless, bored and headaches within 30mins Is it over for me bros... I dont want it to be over tho.

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God's plan | /r/Greentext

49m (12/21 5:20) · 75835150 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 528KB (1248 × 1664) · 1616202575712.jpg 1 Reply >one chance at life >god makes me short, black and literally autistic >only gives me a midwit level IQ of 115 anyways If God exists, he's a p------------.
49m (12/21 5:20) · 75835150 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 528KB (1248 × 1664) · 1616202575712.jpg 1 Reply >one chance at life >god makes me short, black and literally autistic >only gives me a midwit level IQ of 115 anyways If God exists, he's a p------------.

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