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313KiB, 401x349, 2666266.png View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous ID:S+pwtzdf Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:21:27 No.472811192 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>472811257 >>472811776 >>472811973 >WHY WON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE BISH Anonymous ID: KXxpVkwt Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:22:21 No.472811257 >>472811192 BLOODY BISH BASTARD YOU ARE HELPING TO ELECT TRUMP Report [6/2]
313KiB, 401x349, 2666266.png View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous ID:S+pwtzdf Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:21:27 No.472811192 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>472811257 >>472811776 >>472811973 >WHY WON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE BISH Anonymous ID: KXxpVkwt Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:22:21 No.472811257 >>472811192 BLOODY BISH BASTARD YOU ARE HELPING TO ELECT TRUMP Report [6/2]

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.

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Anon doesn't like Ahsoka | /r/Greentext

File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.
File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?

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Going sideways | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams
: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams

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Anon makes a remix | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE
Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE

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Happy new year guys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?
Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?

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On today's episode of things that totally happened | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now
: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now

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Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

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Time Flies | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY
☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY

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Anon's gf gives him a complex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women
Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women

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Anon celebrates new year | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG

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God Save The President | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?

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High Teir Human | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol

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Adam and Evil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me >foreveralone.jpg >23, never been kissed 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >spend my days browsing /v/ and playing vidya >decide to try the 'real world' thing >download tinder, use a photo where I'm actually smiling >somehow, get a match >she's cute, into nerdy stuff, just like me >we start talking, actually have good conversations >mfw I might actually get a gf >we go on a few dates, things are going great >she actually laughs at my terrible jokes >get to the 'defining the relationship' talk >she says yes to being my gf >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally, I'm not a virgin wizard anymore >things are great for a few months >we binge watch anime, play boardgames, the whole works >suddenly, she starts acting distant >barely answers my texts >make excuses not to hang out >eventually, she texts me 'we need to talk' >ohgodno.gif >she breaks up with me >says she feels like we're 'not compatible anymore' >classic >back to foreveralone.jpg >tfw I tasted the forbidden fruit and got kicked back to the garden >at least I have my vidya >back to /v/ I go >life is pain
: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me >foreveralone.jpg >23, never been kissed 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >spend my days browsing /v/ and playing vidya >decide to try the 'real world' thing >download tinder, use a photo where I'm actually smiling >somehow, get a match >she's cute, into nerdy stuff, just like me >we start talking, actually have good conversations >mfw I might actually get a gf >we go on a few dates, things are going great >she actually laughs at my terrible jokes >get to the 'defining the relationship' talk >she says yes to being my gf >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally, I'm not a virgin wizard anymore >things are great for a few months >we binge watch anime, play boardgames, the whole works >suddenly, she starts acting distant >barely answers my texts >make excuses not to hang out >eventually, she texts me 'we need to talk' >ohgodno.gif >she breaks up with me >says she feels like we're 'not compatible anymore' >classic >back to foreveralone.jpg >tfw I tasted the forbidden fruit and got kicked back to the garden >at least I have my vidya >back to /v/ I go >life is pain

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Anon discusses body positivity from a historical perspective | /r/Greentext

// 232 KB JPG >Fat people hardly existed for 99.9% of human history >Was born right when fat people became commonplace How is this fair? My ancestors f----- skinny bitches by default while 2/3 of women in my country are now overweight or obese.
// 232 KB JPG >Fat people hardly existed for 99.9% of human history >Was born right when fat people became commonplace How is this fair? My ancestors f----- skinny bitches by default while 2/3 of women in my country are now overweight or obese.

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