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ile: 666661.png (960 KB, 1920x1080) Why did he do it? Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)05:58:09 No.6 >>658052217 >>658052318 >>658052571 >>658052624 >>658052662 >>658052 >>658053637 >>658053720 >>658053823 >>658053853 >>658053858 >>658055 >>658063560 >>658063605 >>658063649 >>658065439 >>658065640 >>658066 Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:58:40 No.658052137 >>658052101 (OP) For teh lolz Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:58:44 No.658052141 >>658052101 (OP) he's into bdsm Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:59:55 No.658052213 ► >>658052101 (OP). It was just a prank >Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)05:59:56 No.658052217 ► >>658052101 (OP) Make haha video. Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:01:22 No.658052318 ► >>658052101 (OP) giganiggaautism Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)06:04:19 No.658052521 ► >people are such prudes that a half-second butt sex joke is all they can focus on for decades poor guy Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:05:02 No.658052571 >>658062895 >>658052101 (OP). Typical v/tard when someone calls him a chud. Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)06:05:34 No.658052624 ► >>658052820 >>658053615 >>658052101 (OP). Closeted gay Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:06:09 No.658052662 ► >>658052745 >>658052101 (OP). Because they cancelled his subscription Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:07:32 No.658052745 ► File: download (2).jpg (7 KB, 259x194) >>658052662
ile: 666661.png (960 KB, 1920x1080) Why did he do it? Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)05:58:09 No.6 >>658052217 >>658052318 >>658052571 >>658052624 >>658052662 >>658052 >>658053637 >>658053720 >>658053823 >>658053853 >>658053858 >>658055 >>658063560 >>658063605 >>658063649 >>658065439 >>658065640 >>658066 Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:58:40 No.658052137 >>658052101 (OP) For teh lolz Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:58:44 No.658052141 >>658052101 (OP) he's into bdsm Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)05:59:55 No.658052213 ► >>658052101 (OP). It was just a prank >Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)05:59:56 No.658052217 ► >>658052101 (OP) Make haha video. Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:01:22 No.658052318 ► >>658052101 (OP) giganiggaautism Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)06:04:19 No.658052521 ► >people are such prudes that a half-second butt sex joke is all they can focus on for decades poor guy Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:05:02 No.658052571 >>658062895 >>658052101 (OP). Typical v/tard when someone calls him a chud. Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)06:05:34 No.658052624 ► >>658052820 >>658053615 >>658052101 (OP). Closeted gay Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:06:09 No.658052662 ► >>658052745 >>658052101 (OP). Because they cancelled his subscription Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon)06:07:32 No.658052745 ► File: download (2).jpg (7 KB, 259x194) >>658052662

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THEIT BE THE STREE ********* PLAN A → THEY SUNYER IRI ON BERSA NOW THEY PLAN THOR REVENGE Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)15:31:27 No.192293213 ► >Plan A (movie, 2021) >In the post-war period, a group of German-Polish Jews and Holocaust survivors at the same time make plans to manipulate the water supply in several large cities in occupied Germany by poisoning the drinking water in retaliation for the Holocaust and other crimes committed during World War II.[3][4] >PLAN A is based on the incredible TRUE STORY (emphasis mine) of the Avengers, a group of Jewish vigilantes, men and woman, who after surviving the holocaust are vowing to avenge the death of their people Thats laudable and heroic acts of a persecuted minority against an opressive civil population >An outbreak of plague thus became the trigger for Black Death persecutions, with hundreds of Jews burned at the stake, or rounded up in synagogues and private houses that were then set aflame. With the decline of plague in Europe, these accusations lessened, but the term "well-poisoning" remains a loaded one that continues to crop up even today among anti-Semites around the world. Thats crazy conspiracy theory because Jews would never do something like that Know the difference, goy
THEIT BE THE STREE ********* PLAN A → THEY SUNYER IRI ON BERSA NOW THEY PLAN THOR REVENGE Anonymous 11/20/23(Mon)15:31:27 No.192293213 ► >Plan A (movie, 2021) >In the post-war period, a group of German-Polish Jews and Holocaust survivors at the same time make plans to manipulate the water supply in several large cities in occupied Germany by poisoning the drinking water in retaliation for the Holocaust and other crimes committed during World War II.[3][4] >PLAN A is based on the incredible TRUE STORY (emphasis mine) of the Avengers, a group of Jewish vigilantes, men and woman, who after surviving the holocaust are vowing to avenge the death of their people Thats laudable and heroic acts of a persecuted minority against an opressive civil population >An outbreak of plague thus became the trigger for Black Death persecutions, with hundreds of Jews burned at the stake, or rounded up in synagogues and private houses that were then set aflame. With the decline of plague in Europe, these accusations lessened, but the term "well-poisoning" remains a loaded one that continues to crop up even today among anti-Semites around the world. Thats crazy conspiracy theory because Jews would never do something like that Know the difference, goy

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The Curebearer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GEE.. I WONDER WHO >the #1 cure for phimosis is COULD BE BEHIND 11/19/23(Sun)11:39:58 No.75469394 THIS POST regular sex >jews dont want you to know this, though, because its against their religion and doesnt encourage you to get circumcised >doctors and the internet get paid off by the jews to spread the stretching exercise and cream meme to virgins that dont have sex Why are we letting them get away with this again? Speaking from personal experience btw 42 KB JPG Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)12:03:09 No.75469591 >>75469394 Or just work the skin back over time jerking off. Both yields the same results.
Anonymous GEE.. I WONDER WHO >the #1 cure for phimosis is COULD BE BEHIND 11/19/23(Sun)11:39:58 No.75469394 THIS POST regular sex >jews dont want you to know this, though, because its against their religion and doesnt encourage you to get circumcised >doctors and the internet get paid off by the jews to spread the stretching exercise and cream meme to virgins that dont have sex Why are we letting them get away with this again? Speaking from personal experience btw 42 KB JPG Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)12:03:09 No.75469591 >>75469394 Or just work the skin back over time jerking off. Both yields the same results.

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anon roleplays as chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)22:29:40 No.65805857. >play RPG >meet new NPC >they greet me and seem friendly >get 3 speech options >can reciprocate kindness >can be polite but cautious >be an unreasonably aggressive a------ Is there rly an option? Honestly I'm incapable of not being a sociopathic POS if the game lets me, I truly do not understand how anyone can choose otherwise
Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)22:29:40 No.65805857. >play RPG >meet new NPC >they greet me and seem friendly >get 3 speech options >can reciprocate kindness >can be polite but cautious >be an unreasonably aggressive a------ Is there rly an option? Honestly I'm incapable of not being a sociopathic POS if the game lets me, I truly do not understand how anyone can choose otherwise

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We’re falling apart to half time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon )08:32:47 No.66168306 287 KB JPG >at barcade alone to try to make friends/meet girls >cant talk to anyone cuz retarded but play some ddr which im decent at and it feels good >standing around just watching the drunk people suck ass at ddr >cute girl comes up to me and tells me shes been watching me all night then asks if I'm alone and if I want to talk >Tell her "no im good dont worry about me" and walk away to play ddr what the f--- is wrong with me I really wanted to talk to her
Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon )08:32:47 No.66168306 287 KB JPG >at barcade alone to try to make friends/meet girls >cant talk to anyone cuz retarded but play some ddr which im decent at and it feels good >standing around just watching the drunk people suck ass at ddr >cute girl comes up to me and tells me shes been watching me all night then asks if I'm alone and if I want to talk >Tell her "no im good dont worry about me" and walk away to play ddr what the f--- is wrong with me I really wanted to talk to her

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The Social Puzzle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB PNG 11/19/23(Sun)12:09:00 No.75469642 >24 yo >Every person around my age that is in a relationship met in college >Dropped out after one semester So how do you meet girls if you didnt go to college and you get zero matches on dating apps?
Anonymous 21 KB PNG 11/19/23(Sun)12:09:00 No.75469642 >24 yo >Every person around my age that is in a relationship met in college >Dropped out after one semester So how do you meet girls if you didnt go to college and you get zero matches on dating apps?

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Anon watches ukrainian movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ты кого (лягушатником назвал?! 11/18/23(Sat)04:32:43 No 192216835 ВСТАРОМ ДОБРОМ KOMLAR MAPIOCA BARCEPTA РЖЕВСКИЙ НАПОЛЕОНА ПРОТИВ В КИНО С 25 ЯНВАРЯ SEOPOUS 22 KB JPG This movie presents Napoleon as a sociopathic incel who, out of anger for getting constantly cucked by his wife, decides to take out his frustrations on the entire world through conquest and mass murder. I'm not even joking. It's literally "billions must die" the movie.
Anonymous Ты кого (лягушатником назвал?! 11/18/23(Sat)04:32:43 No 192216835 ВСТАРОМ ДОБРОМ KOMLAR MAPIOCA BARCEPTA РЖЕВСКИЙ НАПОЛЕОНА ПРОТИВ В КИНО С 25 ЯНВАРЯ SEOPOUS 22 KB JPG This movie presents Napoleon as a sociopathic incel who, out of anger for getting constantly cucked by his wife, decides to take out his frustrations on the entire world through conquest and mass murder. I'm not even joking. It's literally "billions must die" the movie.

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Literally every time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)13:22:52 No.192265218 22 KB JPG >zombie movie >the humans are the real monsters
Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)13:22:52 No.192265218 22 KB JPG >zombie movie >the humans are the real monsters

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Anon becomes based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Table 6 DISTRIBUTION OF HOMICIDE RATES BY MEDIAN FAMILY INCOME BY COMMUNITY AND RACE Median Family Income Percentile 0-10 10-25 25-50 50-75 75-90 90+ 11/19/23(Sun)21:44:13 No.909594780 >be liberal >see this chart >turn conservative White 1966-75 1976-85 8.4 5.5 4.2 3.6 3.6 4.0 2.1 2.6 1.5 2.1 0.8 1.9 1986-95 0.4 3.5 2.9 2.1 2.0 2.9 IMG_3674.jpg 113 KB JPG Black 1966-75 1976-85 1986-95 86.1 91.5 117.0 48.1 62.5 63.9 65.2 42.5 39.8 24.7 21.5 32.6 8.8 37.0 4.7 10.0 19.8 11.2 I used to be that annoying liberal t--- who would come up with the weirdest excuses for anything bad that any minority would do. But numbers mostly back conservatives. Other than being weirdly addicted to guns, conservatives are based. Frankly, if we keep coddling groups and rewarding their bad behavior, they will never improve. Blacks, take ownership of your community, it's not racism. And while I'm at it, those transporters need to stop killing themselves and just talk to a therapist about how they were diddled with at birth. Numbers don't lie and neither do conservatives.
Anonymous Table 6 DISTRIBUTION OF HOMICIDE RATES BY MEDIAN FAMILY INCOME BY COMMUNITY AND RACE Median Family Income Percentile 0-10 10-25 25-50 50-75 75-90 90+ 11/19/23(Sun)21:44:13 No.909594780 >be liberal >see this chart >turn conservative White 1966-75 1976-85 8.4 5.5 4.2 3.6 3.6 4.0 2.1 2.6 1.5 2.1 0.8 1.9 1986-95 0.4 3.5 2.9 2.1 2.0 2.9 IMG_3674.jpg 113 KB JPG Black 1966-75 1976-85 1986-95 86.1 91.5 117.0 48.1 62.5 63.9 65.2 42.5 39.8 24.7 21.5 32.6 8.8 37.0 4.7 10.0 19.8 11.2 I used to be that annoying liberal t--- who would come up with the weirdest excuses for anything bad that any minority would do. But numbers mostly back conservatives. Other than being weirdly addicted to guns, conservatives are based. Frankly, if we keep coddling groups and rewarding their bad behavior, they will never improve. Blacks, take ownership of your community, it's not racism. And while I'm at it, those transporters need to stop killing themselves and just talk to a therapist about how they were diddled with at birth. Numbers don't lie and neither do conservatives.

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Anon fantasizes toy chica | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Toy Chica 814 KB PNG 11/20/23(Mon)01:44:24 No.909573455 >Be me >FNAF newbie >Playing FNAF2 for the first time >See Toy Chica >Immediately Hard Toy Chica is so unbelieveibly hot /b/, I literally can't stop thinking about what I'd do to her
: Anonymous Toy Chica 814 KB PNG 11/20/23(Mon)01:44:24 No.909573455 >Be me >FNAF newbie >Playing FNAF2 for the first time >See Toy Chica >Immediately Hard Toy Chica is so unbelieveibly hot /b/, I literally can't stop thinking about what I'd do to her

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Anon solves the Fermi paradox | /r/Greentext

29KiB, 482x575, grayalien.jpg Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:23:43 No.24764768 Quoted By: >>24764782 >>24764795 >>24764797 >>24764812 >>24766299 >>24766444 >>24767811 >>24767894 >>24767954 —— ■— ●▬ >always nude >a--- probes >creeping into bedrooms >breeding "experiments" >r----- animals View >no women, never >go for males, femals and children alike >victims are losing time, literally d-------- them with drugs are they just intergalactic sex tourists?
29KiB, 482x575, grayalien.jpg Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:23:43 No.24764768 Quoted By: >>24764782 >>24764795 >>24764797 >>24764812 >>24766299 >>24766444 >>24767811 >>24767894 >>24767954 —— ■— ●▬ >always nude >a--- probes >creeping into bedrooms >breeding "experiments" >r----- animals View >no women, never >go for males, femals and children alike >victims are losing time, literally d-------- them with drugs are they just intergalactic sex tourists?

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Anon tips the pizza man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.8 MB PNG No.99006488 10/21/20(Wed)19:33:57 >Hi anon, that'll be $15 + tip >Hand him 3 five dollar bills and some Radiohead CDs Has anyone else tipped the pizza guy in Radiohead CDs before?
Anonymous 1.8 MB PNG No.99006488 10/21/20(Wed)19:33:57 >Hi anon, that'll be $15 + tip >Hand him 3 five dollar bills and some Radiohead CDs Has anyone else tipped the pizza guy in Radiohead CDs before?

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Reality Check | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nintendo Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has b 72 KB JPG 11/19/23(Sun)13:06:02 No.75470228 >be me >19 >balding >never even held a girls hand romantically >tried 40+ different drugs its so over
Anonymous Nintendo Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has b 72 KB JPG 11/19/23(Sun)13:06:02 No.75470228 >be me >19 >balding >never even held a girls hand romantically >tried 40+ different drugs its so over

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United Resolve | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB PNG 11/19/23(Sun)12:42:31 No.75470002 >be me >uni student, live in city >smog, train horns, crime, light pollution >can't stand my life >friend takes me to national park away from the city >most beautiful night sky >stars above >meteor shower >buzzing of crickets and cicadas, no light pollution >Glen Campbell's Southern Nights playing faintly in distance > best night in a long time We're going to make it bros
Anonymous 16 KB PNG 11/19/23(Sun)12:42:31 No.75470002 >be me >uni student, live in city >smog, train horns, crime, light pollution >can't stand my life >friend takes me to national park away from the city >most beautiful night sky >stars above >meteor shower >buzzing of crickets and cicadas, no light pollution >Glen Campbell's Southern Nights playing faintly in distance > best night in a long time We're going to make it bros

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The Unyielding Question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)09:49:57 >you are 40 and your wife is 32 >you've been married since you were 27 and she was 19 >she's gone through three pregnancies without gaining weight >has always been rail thin >however, starting in September 2022 to now, she's steadily been plumping up >now looks like this No.75468474 38 KB JPG Would you be glad that she stayed thin for so long and recognize this as her just getting older, or would you fight the inevitable?
Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)09:49:57 >you are 40 and your wife is 32 >you've been married since you were 27 and she was 19 >she's gone through three pregnancies without gaining weight >has always been rail thin >however, starting in September 2022 to now, she's steadily been plumping up >now looks like this No.75468474 38 KB JPG Would you be glad that she stayed thin for so long and recognize this as her just getting older, or would you fight the inevitable?

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Femanon tries to please her boyfriend | /r/Greentext

File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)20:00:27 No.30204036 >>30204049 >>30204050 >>30204070 >>30204083 >>30204086 >>30204087 >>30204093 >>30204159 >be femanon >boyfriend has a fart fetish >decide to give him some fun for his birthday >eat eggs, spinach and spicy food all day to make my ass gas extra juicy >get naked and order him to lay on the bed >sit my bare ass on his face >BRAAAPPPP >he takes a sniff and starts gagging >"i don't think i like this as much as i thought i would" >he's been in the shower for 20 minutes How do I help him recover?
File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)20:00:27 No.30204036 >>30204049 >>30204050 >>30204070 >>30204083 >>30204086 >>30204087 >>30204093 >>30204159 >be femanon >boyfriend has a fart fetish >decide to give him some fun for his birthday >eat eggs, spinach and spicy food all day to make my ass gas extra juicy >get naked and order him to lay on the bed >sit my bare ass on his face >BRAAAPPPP >he takes a sniff and starts gagging >"i don't think i like this as much as i thought i would" >he's been in the shower for 20 minutes How do I help him recover?

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Anon thinks purple guy is kinda sus | /r/Greentext

>be me, zoomerfag >normie friends convince me to watch fnaf movie >decide to finally play the first couple games 7 KB JPG >you spend the day as a wagie, doing menial tasks and checking cameras >the cameras and other security systems can be sabotaged 0 >the robots come in different coloured suits and can climb through vents to come and kill you >doors keep opening and closing, and the robots even change forms sometimes Did this game rip off among us?
>be me, zoomerfag >normie friends convince me to watch fnaf movie >decide to finally play the first couple games 7 KB JPG >you spend the day as a wagie, doing menial tasks and checking cameras >the cameras and other security systems can be sabotaged 0 >the robots come in different coloured suits and can climb through vents to come and kill you >doors keep opening and closing, and the robots even change forms sometimes Did this game rip off among us?

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Anon has no game | /r/Greentext

File: 1457481316482681.jpg (40 KB, 612x588) O Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:55:17 No.909564461 [Reply] ► >add someone on steam >too scared to message them Why is this so difficult? Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:56:29 No.909564462 ► Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:56:37 No.909564463 ► >>909564461 (OP) Autism >> Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:58:22 No.909564464
File: 1457481316482681.jpg (40 KB, 612x588) O Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:55:17 No.909564461 [Reply] ► >add someone on steam >too scared to message them Why is this so difficult? Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:56:29 No.909564462 ► Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:56:37 No.909564463 ► >>909564461 (OP) Autism >> Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)07:58:22 No.909564464

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The Unshackled Entrepreneur | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)11:18:42 No.75469220 322 KB GIF >Be me >25 yr old >Wake up at 7am >Need to be on the bus by around 8:00 to get to the office around 9:00 >Work in "agile" meaning a non stop state of crunch >Leave at 5:00, don't get home until after 6:00 >(Living closer to the office means an extra $1- 2k/month on rent) >Completely exhausted, no energy to go to the gym or whatever >Make dinner, scroll on my phone for an hour or 2 and then go to bed >Do this 5 days a week >Saturday is nice but Sunday has Monday looming over it I can't f------ do this. What are the alternatives? | f------ hate corporate America
Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)11:18:42 No.75469220 322 KB GIF >Be me >25 yr old >Wake up at 7am >Need to be on the bus by around 8:00 to get to the office around 9:00 >Work in "agile" meaning a non stop state of crunch >Leave at 5:00, don't get home until after 6:00 >(Living closer to the office means an extra $1- 2k/month on rent) >Completely exhausted, no energy to go to the gym or whatever >Make dinner, scroll on my phone for an hour or 2 and then go to bed >Do this 5 days a week >Saturday is nice but Sunday has Monday looming over it I can't f------ do this. What are the alternatives? | f------ hate corporate America

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They have infinite money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)09:28:21 No.192259084 DISNEY 7-S 179 KB JPG >buys an IP made for boys >replace all boy characters with girls >Say it's not for boys it's for everyone >Say it's explicitly female >Fire your last male lead >Lose billions forcing it to be just women >????
Anonymous 11/19/23(Sun)09:28:21 No.192259084 DISNEY 7-S 179 KB JPG >buys an IP made for boys >replace all boy characters with girls >Say it's not for boys it's for everyone >Say it's explicitly female >Fire your last male lead >Lose billions forcing it to be just women >????

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