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: Anonymous Disney spent billions to get m(...) The Projector Disney Will Stop Making Princess Movies Because Boys Think They're Icky Tim Grierson November 22, 2010 THE PROJECTOR Cinder, we've got some bad news for you. Janette 11/15/23(Wed)17:06:04 No.192128614 127 KB JPG > a larger problem at The Walt Disney Co.: It has had difficulty winning over young male audiences. >Disney announced part of the solution this week, agreeing to buy comic book giant Marvel Entertainment Inc. for $4 billion, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the house of Hannah Montana, Cinderella and Pocahontas. So spend billions to get make audience just to make it feminist s--- and piss off your male fanbase 11/15/23(Wed)17:07:55 No.192128683 Anonymous >>192128614 (OP) # >try to turn Star Wars into a princess franchise >fail >turn around and cancel all princess s--- even though it is insanely successful regardless of quality What the f--- is going on over there? Maybe the rumors about internal sabotage are true >>192128785 # >>192128813 #
: Anonymous Disney spent billions to get m(...) The Projector Disney Will Stop Making Princess Movies Because Boys Think They're Icky Tim Grierson November 22, 2010 THE PROJECTOR Cinder, we've got some bad news for you. Janette 11/15/23(Wed)17:06:04 No.192128614 127 KB JPG > a larger problem at The Walt Disney Co.: It has had difficulty winning over young male audiences. >Disney announced part of the solution this week, agreeing to buy comic book giant Marvel Entertainment Inc. for $4 billion, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the house of Hannah Montana, Cinderella and Pocahontas. So spend billions to get make audience just to make it feminist s--- and piss off your male fanbase 11/15/23(Wed)17:07:55 No.192128683 Anonymous >>192128614 (OP) # >try to turn Star Wars into a princess franchise >fail >turn around and cancel all princess s--- even though it is insanely successful regardless of quality What the f--- is going on over there? Maybe the rumors about internal sabotage are true >>192128785 # >>192128813 #

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Anon's mom isn't happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what do i do 11/15/23(Wed) 20:00:05 No.75431479 puter.jpg 292 KB JPG INKOPI >playing minecraft in my room >working on my WTC-7 (small skyscraper destroyed during 9/11) base because it's a neat-looking building >mom walks in to remind me to take my meds >sees what im doing >she asks what it is and i tell her >gets really mad and starts yelling about how i'm. insensitive and a prick >walks out and slams the door >its been 30 minutes and she's been silent i didnt mean to offend her w--
: Anonymous what do i do 11/15/23(Wed) 20:00:05 No.75431479 puter.jpg 292 KB JPG INKOPI >playing minecraft in my room >working on my WTC-7 (small skyscraper destroyed during 9/11) base because it's a neat-looking building >mom walks in to remind me to take my meds >sees what im doing >she asks what it is and i tell her >gets really mad and starts yelling about how i'm. insensitive and a prick >walks out and slams the door >its been 30 minutes and she's been silent i didnt mean to offend her w--

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)22:11:51 No.190015897 1691400409666802.jpg 43 KB JPG >"traffic jam" >can't even spread it on your toast The English language is full of deceit and betrayal
: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)22:11:51 No.190015897 1691400409666802.jpg 43 KB JPG >"traffic jam" >can't even spread it on your toast The English language is full of deceit and betrayal

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Anon doesn't want to be executed by firing squad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)16:01:52 No.75429032 CU3DPLEU8AA_TTF.png 286 KB PNG >Be me, irl f--. >See lots of leftoids and reddit f--- defending Palestine. Why?.png Twitter >The Joos are ok I guess. But at least they wont Literally throw me off a roof just cause I like sucking c---. Dont these libshits and discord goons know if the Mudslimes get their way, they'll all be the first lined about agaisnt the wall?
: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)16:01:52 No.75429032 CU3DPLEU8AA_TTF.png 286 KB PNG >Be me, irl f--. >See lots of leftoids and reddit f--- defending Palestine. Why?.png Twitter >The Joos are ok I guess. But at least they wont Literally throw me off a roof just cause I like sucking c---. Dont these libshits and discord goons know if the Mudslimes get their way, they'll all be the first lined about agaisnt the wall?

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Anon has hobbies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641
Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641

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breaks the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous OFW DAY.COACANCE Stop caring That's iterally all you have to Just imagine this pepe everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, ste >apply for jobs using fake college degree of the internet >use ChatGPT to make custom cover letters for every application within minutes >shamelessly fill resume with b------- of the highest degree >use a few friends and my own burner phone as references >wait for for the interviews to come rolling in >ace interviews after reading over the "interview acing b------- cheat sheet" I keep in the car >"Anon, when are you available to start?" >tell them that I have to give my company a notice because I care about their wellbeing and want to facilitate training a replacement. "At least two weeks.... but I guess for you guys I can make it one week." >Go in to my current job the next day and quit on the spot with no notice : Anonymous >Enjoy one week of holidays. >Lather, rinse, repeat with the next p------------ job whenever I feel like taking a holiday/get bored Any questions? We're gonna make them give back our past.... Take back everything that we've lost.
: Anonymous OFW DAY.COACANCE Stop caring That's iterally all you have to Just imagine this pepe everytime you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, ste >apply for jobs using fake college degree of the internet >use ChatGPT to make custom cover letters for every application within minutes >shamelessly fill resume with b------- of the highest degree >use a few friends and my own burner phone as references >wait for for the interviews to come rolling in >ace interviews after reading over the "interview acing b------- cheat sheet" I keep in the car >"Anon, when are you available to start?" >tell them that I have to give my company a notice because I care about their wellbeing and want to facilitate training a replacement. "At least two weeks.... but I guess for you guys I can make it one week." >Go in to my current job the next day and quit on the spot with no notice : Anonymous >Enjoy one week of holidays. >Lather, rinse, repeat with the next p------------ job whenever I feel like taking a holiday/get bored Any questions? We're gonna make them give back our past.... Take back everything that we've lost.

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Social Stumbles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 194 KB JPG 11/15/23(Wed)09:56:13 No.75426419 >middle school >try making friends but get bullied all the time for being autistic as f--- >started to hate normalfags and came here to make friends instead >get to high school >all of the sudden people are nice to me but at this point i don't care so i ignore them as much as i can >done with high school now, didn't talk to a single person >parents still ask me why i "get out and talk to people"
Anonymous 194 KB JPG 11/15/23(Wed)09:56:13 No.75426419 >middle school >try making friends but get bullied all the time for being autistic as f--- >started to hate normalfags and came here to make friends instead >get to high school >all of the sudden people are nice to me but at this point i don't care so i ignore them as much as i can >done with high school now, didn't talk to a single person >parents still ask me why i "get out and talk to people"

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The Vulnerable Image | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 59 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)23:29:14 No.909329237 >be me >29 virgin >download tinder and bumble >match with girl >w chat and hit it off >she likes all the same stuff I do >get her snap >chat with her on snap for hours >say goodnight and go to bed >chat again the next day >she sends me selfies and stuff >starts sending more and more raunchy stuff >sends me a selfie of her boobs >asks for a pic of me back >I edge to get my c--- rock hard and then take a picture of it to send >she immediately screen shots it >ask her why and she tells me not to worry about it >later realize she is friends with my buddys girlfriend So I told her to f--- off and delete the photo. What are the odds that my buddy's girlfriend has seen my penis? Do you think she would tell him the size of it?
Anonymous ? 59 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)23:29:14 No.909329237 >be me >29 virgin >download tinder and bumble >match with girl >w chat and hit it off >she likes all the same stuff I do >get her snap >chat with her on snap for hours >say goodnight and go to bed >chat again the next day >she sends me selfies and stuff >starts sending more and more raunchy stuff >sends me a selfie of her boobs >asks for a pic of me back >I edge to get my c--- rock hard and then take a picture of it to send >she immediately screen shots it >ask her why and she tells me not to worry about it >later realize she is friends with my buddys girlfriend So I told her to f--- off and delete the photo. What are the odds that my buddy's girlfriend has seen my penis? Do you think she would tell him the size of it?

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can anyone confirm? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>68450270 (OP) # What do people do outside >>68450284 # : Anonymous >>68450283 # 05/02/22(Mon)04:43:01 No.68450283 kiss 05/02/22 (Mon)04:44:10 No.68450284
Anonymous >>68450270 (OP) # What do people do outside >>68450284 # : Anonymous >>68450283 # 05/02/22(Mon)04:43:01 No.68450283 kiss 05/02/22 (Mon)04:44:10 No.68450284

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Anon is progressive | /r/Greentext

swiftie !!2cCYG8zFiuV 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:43 No.33533551 IMG_0028.jpg 19 KB JPG ive been clocking so many trans women in public this week then i remembered its the trans week of visibility happy visibility week tranons!!!
swiftie !!2cCYG8zFiuV 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:43 No.33533551 IMG_0028.jpg 19 KB JPG ive been clocking so many trans women in public this week then i remembered its the trans week of visibility happy visibility week tranons!!!

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Zoomer anon has brainrot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >no skins >no progression >no balance changes >no new content >no events >no brand tie ins 11/15/23(Wed)21:55:52 No.657585267 Counter-Terrorists Winke WAN UTSTIVA 1673079110321272.png 2.21 MB PNG How didn't boomers get bored out of their mind playing this s---?
: Anonymous >no skins >no progression >no balance changes >no new content >no events >no brand tie ins 11/15/23(Wed)21:55:52 No.657585267 Counter-Terrorists Winke WAN UTSTIVA 1673079110321272.png 2.21 MB PNG How didn't boomers get bored out of their mind playing this s---?

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: Options for when you can't pay for a 10kusd emergency surgery for a cat Options for when you can't pay(...) 11/15/23(Wed)02:00:35 No.30168229 54 KB JPG >Be cat >sees trash this cannot continue >awooga.exe >ate some trash >clogged guts >attempt to get it out of him immediately but failed >go to vet appointment right away and ask if they can pump him full of laxatives or stomach pump >No stomach pump >okay, laxatives it is >spend the entire night with my cat giving doses of laxatives, I don't want to lose him too >no s---, no dice. >Surgery cost was estimated to me at 10 thousand f------ dollars I'm at a loss for words, I can't believe it's that much now. He had surgery last year and it was only 4 grand. What options can I explore? I heard about re-home programs and I'd rather my little buddy be alive and sad than dead and sad.
: Options for when you can't pay for a 10kusd emergency surgery for a cat Options for when you can't pay(...) 11/15/23(Wed)02:00:35 No.30168229 54 KB JPG >Be cat >sees trash this cannot continue >awooga.exe >ate some trash >clogged guts >attempt to get it out of him immediately but failed >go to vet appointment right away and ask if they can pump him full of laxatives or stomach pump >No stomach pump >okay, laxatives it is >spend the entire night with my cat giving doses of laxatives, I don't want to lose him too >no s---, no dice. >Surgery cost was estimated to me at 10 thousand f------ dollars I'm at a loss for words, I can't believe it's that much now. He had surgery last year and it was only 4 grand. What options can I explore? I heard about re-home programs and I'd rather my little buddy be alive and sad than dead and sad.

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Anon starts dating a girl | /r/Greentext

File: wojak-doomer-wheat-fields.png (82 KB, 222x224) MESS Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)07:35:57 No.75423178 >start dating girl >find out she has like 10 orbiters she is "friends" with and hang out with regularly >no true female friends, just a couple acquaintances Should I continue bros?
File: wojak-doomer-wheat-fields.png (82 KB, 222x224) MESS Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)07:35:57 No.75423178 >start dating girl >find out she has like 10 orbiters she is "friends" with and hang out with regularly >no true female friends, just a couple acquaintances Should I continue bros?

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Style and Controversy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 130 KB JPG 11/15/23(Wed)00:46:34 No.75423261 I really badly want to own a SS officers hat and I think I have the chance to get one once a month because of the fact that there's a sort of antique's market in my area. Basically >be me >live in germany >live in smaller town >there is a market on the first sunday of every month where antique's are sold >went there once and saw a bunch of s--- from the world wars Could I realistically acquire an SS officers hat from there? I really want one. Plus I'm non white so it won't raise any flags for white nationalism either
Anonymous 130 KB JPG 11/15/23(Wed)00:46:34 No.75423261 I really badly want to own a SS officers hat and I think I have the chance to get one once a month because of the fact that there's a sort of antique's market in my area. Basically >be me >live in germany >live in smaller town >there is a market on the first sunday of every month where antique's are sold >went there once and saw a bunch of s--- from the world wars Could I realistically acquire an SS officers hat from there? I really want one. Plus I'm non white so it won't raise any flags for white nationalism either

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Anon always has date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)12:30:37 No.792364230 605 KB JPG >be me >total Chad >girls always checking me out >have a date pretty much every day >constantly getting new ink >only stay with a girl for a year at most before moving on >be a calendar >pic unrelated View Thread
Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)12:30:37 No.792364230 605 KB JPG >be me >total Chad >girls always checking me out >have a date pretty much every day >constantly getting new ink >only stay with a girl for a year at most before moving on >be a calendar >pic unrelated View Thread

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Anon thinks zoomers are based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ODOBaxns) 9 11/13/23(Mon)23:00:44 No.448677117 >zoomers get access to social media >immediately starts naming the jew >millenials get access to social media >treat it as their personal diary and cancel anyone who says mean things about them Were Millennials a mistake? Why are Zoomers this based but Millennials continuously keep being f------? 73 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: ODOBaxns) 9 11/13/23(Mon)23:00:44 No.448677117 >zoomers get access to social media >immediately starts naming the jew >millenials get access to social media >treat it as their personal diary and cancel anyone who says mean things about them Were Millennials a mistake? Why are Zoomers this based but Millennials continuously keep being f------? 73 KB JPG

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Divorce Dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous not sure anymore 11/15/23(Wed)02:46:03 No.909337403 48 KB PNG >be me 3 months ago >Watching 3 year old son and 6 month old daughter after work >Wife gone, don't hear back from her >Get a text from a pal who's at a party and shows a picture of wife making out with another dude >Wife gets home and immediately tells me she wants a divorce saying she wants better >Tell her about the picture and show >She says she doesn't care >She deleted the photo from my phone that night, end up divorcing >Wife lies to court every moment she can to get custody of kids and ends up winning making things up about me >Ffw to this week, alone in apartment >Feel so unbearably empty >When moving barstool it creates a sound that reminds me of my daughter's cry >Sitting down now, I feel nauseous >this isn't my last note, but what the f--- do I even do anymore
Anonymous not sure anymore 11/15/23(Wed)02:46:03 No.909337403 48 KB PNG >be me 3 months ago >Watching 3 year old son and 6 month old daughter after work >Wife gone, don't hear back from her >Get a text from a pal who's at a party and shows a picture of wife making out with another dude >Wife gets home and immediately tells me she wants a divorce saying she wants better >Tell her about the picture and show >She says she doesn't care >She deleted the photo from my phone that night, end up divorcing >Wife lies to court every moment she can to get custody of kids and ends up winning making things up about me >Ffw to this week, alone in apartment >Feel so unbearably empty >When moving barstool it creates a sound that reminds me of my daughter's cry >Sitting down now, I feel nauseous >this isn't my last note, but what the f--- do I even do anymore

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Im going hecking insane | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)09:37:37 No.192100115 H._P_Lovecraft,_June_1934.jpg 67 KB JPG >sees some weird space octopus man >goes insane LMAO garbage writing >>192101964 # : Anonymous >>192100115 (OP) # Y'all literally go insane whenever you see a trans person, he wasn't too far fetched you chud 11/15/23(Wed)09:39:03 No.192100168
: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)09:37:37 No.192100115 H._P_Lovecraft,_June_1934.jpg 67 KB JPG >sees some weird space octopus man >goes insane LMAO garbage writing >>192101964 # : Anonymous >>192100115 (OP) # Y'all literally go insane whenever you see a trans person, he wasn't too far fetched you chud 11/15/23(Wed)09:39:03 No.192100168

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A Sauceful Gesture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)23:12:14 No.75422579 >be me >trying to impress crush with mad cooking skills >decide to make spaghetti >boiling water, spaghetti, everything's going great >reach for the spaghetti sauce on the top shelf spaghetti jar avalanche >covered in tomatoey chaos >crush walks in, sees the mess >"Well, looks like someone sauced up their love life!" >we both burst out laughing >turns out, spaghetti disaster was the perfect icebreaker >spaghetti date night next week
Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)23:12:14 No.75422579 >be me >trying to impress crush with mad cooking skills >decide to make spaghetti >boiling water, spaghetti, everything's going great >reach for the spaghetti sauce on the top shelf spaghetti jar avalanche >covered in tomatoey chaos >crush walks in, sees the mess >"Well, looks like someone sauced up their love life!" >we both burst out laughing >turns out, spaghetti disaster was the perfect icebreaker >spaghetti date night next week

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Describe what would happen... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3.11 MB PNG >>454274997 # Anonymous >>454274930 # I want this slut on my c--- >>454275268 # 11/15/23(Wed)00:28:29 No.454274930 11/15/23(Wed)00:29:27 No.454274997 >>454276910 # Anonymous >>454274997 # describe what would happen 11/15/23(Wed)00:32:50 No.454275268 Anonymous >>454275268 # >12 minutes of uncomfortable grunting >3 minutes of me trying to make my d--- work >2 minutes of me sobbing uncontrollably >5 minutes of 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:35 No.454276910 >3 hours and 47 minutes of driving out of town >2 hours and 5 minutes of burying the body >27 years of morose paranoia before I am brought to justice >8 hours and 29 minutes of having a breakdown in court and threatening the jury >3 years on death row
: Anonymous 3.11 MB PNG >>454274997 # Anonymous >>454274930 # I want this slut on my c--- >>454275268 # 11/15/23(Wed)00:28:29 No.454274930 11/15/23(Wed)00:29:27 No.454274997 >>454276910 # Anonymous >>454274997 # describe what would happen 11/15/23(Wed)00:32:50 No.454275268 Anonymous >>454275268 # >12 minutes of uncomfortable grunting >3 minutes of me trying to make my d--- work >2 minutes of me sobbing uncontrollably >5 minutes of 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:35 No.454276910 >3 hours and 47 minutes of driving out of town >2 hours and 5 minutes of burying the body >27 years of morose paranoia before I am brought to justice >8 hours and 29 minutes of having a breakdown in court and threatening the jury >3 years on death row

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