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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)20:10:44 No.75421229 Every day i thank the stars im not a zoomer. Every single zoomer woman >tons of tattoos >w----- around online >dead eyes >ugly >fat >trashy >emotionally dead before turning 20 >on medication >already f----- 20 chads and tyrones >talks in Ebonics >parties every week >alcoholics and pot heads H-------- im so lucky just to have dated women who wear dresses and look like actual humans You zoomers are so f-----. Your will miss out on every single life experience.
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)20:10:44 No.75421229 Every day i thank the stars im not a zoomer. Every single zoomer woman >tons of tattoos >w----- around online >dead eyes >ugly >fat >trashy >emotionally dead before turning 20 >on medication >already f----- 20 chads and tyrones >talks in Ebonics >parties every week >alcoholics and pot heads H-------- im so lucky just to have dated women who wear dresses and look like actual humans You zoomers are so f-----. Your will miss out on every single life experience.

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Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen 12 KB JPG >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible
Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen 12 KB JPG >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible

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Whispers of Despair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 188 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)14:53:01 No.75418266 >dad died in may >mom constantly on the verge of panic attacks and crying still >grandma constantly in and out of hospitals, won't contact us anymore since Dad died >had to put down a cat a few months ago >found out one of the cats has feline HIV today despite not having it prior How do you find the will to keep living anymore?
Anonymous 188 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)14:53:01 No.75418266 >dad died in may >mom constantly on the verge of panic attacks and crying still >grandma constantly in and out of hospitals, won't contact us anymore since Dad died >had to put down a cat a few months ago >found out one of the cats has feline HIV today despite not having it prior How do you find the will to keep living anymore?

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Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)23:57:25 No.75414646 >one life >born to narcissistic abusive parents that f----- me up for life >covered in self harm scars, acne scars and keloids >move away from my parents and finally get my s--- together, get /fit/, get a gf, get a good job >will always look like s--- thanks to my physical scars giving me ugly ass skin >will never be able to form truly healthy relationships thanks to my mental scars permanently f------ me up and get in retarded fights with my gf all the time just like my parents did 88 KB JPG Anyone else feeling broken today? Man its f------ rough. I try so f------ hard every day bros. I try so hard. I don't get another chance, I'm going to die one day and every day until then is just some hell march I have to fight through in my own head. Just to take another step forward. Why couldn't I have had people in my life supporting me? Why do I have to do it all by myself?
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)23:57:25 No.75414646 >one life >born to narcissistic abusive parents that f----- me up for life >covered in self harm scars, acne scars and keloids >move away from my parents and finally get my s--- together, get /fit/, get a gf, get a good job >will always look like s--- thanks to my physical scars giving me ugly ass skin >will never be able to form truly healthy relationships thanks to my mental scars permanently f------ me up and get in retarded fights with my gf all the time just like my parents did 88 KB JPG Anyone else feeling broken today? Man its f------ rough. I try so f------ hard every day bros. I try so hard. I don't get another chance, I'm going to die one day and every day until then is just some hell march I have to fight through in my own head. Just to take another step forward. Why couldn't I have had people in my life supporting me? Why do I have to do it all by myself?

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Misguided Manhood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 300 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)09:32:38 No.75415521 Make women uncomfortable >sit next to them in public transport Women always told me, while having the feminist lecture, this is the most uncomfortable thing for them. Do not respect them, because why should you? >while walking past to them, look at them straight in the eye. They apparently hate le "stereotypical male gaze" >speak about your REAL interests instead of playing a kind character. You like war? Speak about it. You like Sci-Fi, speak about it. Women hate them? Who cares. >do your hair as you want, do not aim for attractiveness. >wear anything you want, do not aim for validation >talk to them when they are sitting alone or with other girls, they say when they hate men approaching them so f it >Be angry, be unapologetic but don't be cringe. Learn to calm down when it is convenient. >Create manospheres, cultivate them IRL. You have Whatsapp? Then, create a boys' club. You have Instagram? Befriend bros. Women hate manospheres, apparently >F--- morality The traditional morality is for fetishization of women, the new morality is for empowering the women. F--- morality, just get rid off it. >Earn money >Be happy Happy men is what hurts them much, be happy, do anything to be happy. They do not try to make you comfortable and be kind towards you, so make them feel uncomfortable and act like yourself. This is a two- sided war now. Use their own tactics against them.
Anonymous 300 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)09:32:38 No.75415521 Make women uncomfortable >sit next to them in public transport Women always told me, while having the feminist lecture, this is the most uncomfortable thing for them. Do not respect them, because why should you? >while walking past to them, look at them straight in the eye. They apparently hate le "stereotypical male gaze" >speak about your REAL interests instead of playing a kind character. You like war? Speak about it. You like Sci-Fi, speak about it. Women hate them? Who cares. >do your hair as you want, do not aim for attractiveness. >wear anything you want, do not aim for validation >talk to them when they are sitting alone or with other girls, they say when they hate men approaching them so f it >Be angry, be unapologetic but don't be cringe. Learn to calm down when it is convenient. >Create manospheres, cultivate them IRL. You have Whatsapp? Then, create a boys' club. You have Instagram? Befriend bros. Women hate manospheres, apparently >F--- morality The traditional morality is for fetishization of women, the new morality is for empowering the women. F--- morality, just get rid off it. >Earn money >Be happy Happy men is what hurts them much, be happy, do anything to be happy. They do not try to make you comfortable and be kind towards you, so make them feel uncomfortable and act like yourself. This is a two- sided war now. Use their own tactics against them.

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hits the gym | /r/Greentext

>be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat
>be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat

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Anon gets a kiss every day. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 247 KB JPG >Happy New Year's Eve, anon! So which lucky lady are you kissing at midnight? : Anonymous >>50148958 (OP) # The barrel of my shotgun probably. 14/
: Anonymous 247 KB JPG >Happy New Year's Eve, anon! So which lucky lady are you kissing at midnight? : Anonymous >>50148958 (OP) # The barrel of my shotgun probably. 14/

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.59 MB GIF 11/14/23(Tue)13:12:47 No.75418455 >be me >meet a gender-fluid girl on Grindr >she comes over to my house >I start sucking her d--- >in the middle of she changes her gender to a man >mfw I sucked a guys d--- >mfw I am gay now
Anonymous 2.59 MB GIF 11/14/23(Tue)13:12:47 No.75418455 >be me >meet a gender-fluid girl on Grindr >she comes over to my house >I start sucking her d--- >in the middle of she changes her gender to a man >mfw I sucked a guys d--- >mfw I am gay now

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Lost in Forgetfulness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anons what do I do? 11/14/23(Tue)16:57:28 No.909312325 >Got my ass beat when I was 7 because I called my mom by her name. >Got my ass beat so quick I thought calling a parent by their name was a super forbidden satanic b------- thing. >Steadily forgot my mom's entire name as I grew up and never questioned it. >If her name was brought up in a conversation I thought whoever was talking was talking about some random f------ person. 36 KB JPG >Fast forward to two months ago and she passed away. >Her headstone was processed and it had the name "Christina" on it. >The entire family was around and I thought someone else had died (other than my mom) with their name chiseled into the headstone. I opened my mouth and asked my sister who "Christina" was. >Immediately the whole room went quiet and my sister screamed at me wondering how I didn't know moms actual name. >I went into detail why. >Then I got called a p------------. The majority of the family hasn't talked to me in weeks. Is there a way I can mend this situation?
Anonymous Anons what do I do? 11/14/23(Tue)16:57:28 No.909312325 >Got my ass beat when I was 7 because I called my mom by her name. >Got my ass beat so quick I thought calling a parent by their name was a super forbidden satanic b------- thing. >Steadily forgot my mom's entire name as I grew up and never questioned it. >If her name was brought up in a conversation I thought whoever was talking was talking about some random f------ person. 36 KB JPG >Fast forward to two months ago and she passed away. >Her headstone was processed and it had the name "Christina" on it. >The entire family was around and I thought someone else had died (other than my mom) with their name chiseled into the headstone. I opened my mouth and asked my sister who "Christina" was. >Immediately the whole room went quiet and my sister screamed at me wondering how I didn't know moms actual name. >I went into detail why. >Then I got called a p------------. The majority of the family hasn't talked to me in weeks. Is there a way I can mend this situation?

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Anon should be sent to special education IMMEDIATELY | /r/Greentext

>be me >16 years old >walking home from school with friend >we find an abandoned shopping cart and some road sign ripped out 9 KB JPG from the ground >lightbulb.exe >me and my friend bring those items with us: I push the shopping cart and he carries the sign. >we continue walking and reach the subway station. >after a grand total of 5 seconds of thinking, we decide to bring them both with us on the train. >station manager sees us, doesn't stop us >me and my friend act like complete retards on the subway. We joust each other in the middle of the train car. Goes on for like 20 minutes >reach a certain station >doors open >two f------ cops. >pantshitting.jpg >they order me and my friend out of the train and interrogate us. Ask us personal information, address, that type of s---. >after 45 minutes they let us go. The cops took my shopping cart and my friend's sign >Mfw I'm retarded
>be me >16 years old >walking home from school with friend >we find an abandoned shopping cart and some road sign ripped out 9 KB JPG from the ground >lightbulb.exe >me and my friend bring those items with us: I push the shopping cart and he carries the sign. >we continue walking and reach the subway station. >after a grand total of 5 seconds of thinking, we decide to bring them both with us on the train. >station manager sees us, doesn't stop us >me and my friend act like complete retards on the subway. We joust each other in the middle of the train car. Goes on for like 20 minutes >reach a certain station >doors open >two f------ cops. >pantshitting.jpg >they order me and my friend out of the train and interrogate us. Ask us personal information, address, that type of s---. >after 45 minutes they let us go. The cops took my shopping cart and my friend's sign >Mfw I'm retarded

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Unconditional Farewell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE STORY "SO FAR 136 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)16:27:58 No.75419055 >get gf >says her love is unconditional >after 3 months she figures out i have mental problems >leaves because she can't handle my depression unconditional my ass
Anonymous THE STORY "SO FAR 136 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)16:27:58 No.75419055 >get gf >says her love is unconditional >after 3 months she figures out i have mental problems >leaves because she can't handle my depression unconditional my ass

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Anon meets a Chad | /r/Greentext

11 KB JPG >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"
11 KB JPG >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

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Paulie walnuts on Israel/Palestine | /r/Greentext

IMG_0893.jpg 119 KB JPG >I dunno T, way I see it, I'm torn on whatevers going on in the Middle East >On one hand, you can never trust those Jews, even if some of em are alright >don't forget T, they killed our lord, a tremendous blow to us Catholics >On the other hand, I'll never forgive those pallingstinians for 9/11
IMG_0893.jpg 119 KB JPG >I dunno T, way I see it, I'm torn on whatevers going on in the Middle East >On one hand, you can never trust those Jews, even if some of em are alright >don't forget T, they killed our lord, a tremendous blow to us Catholics >On the other hand, I'll never forgive those pallingstinians for 9/11

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Steps to Solitude | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)09:42:15 No.75415603 why can't I use a public restroom like a normal person? am I doomed to forever be chained to my home toilet? Anonymous >be me >in the library for once, despite my agoraphobia >need to poop >can't go home until 20:00 11/14/23(Tue)09:55:10 No.75415691 >>75415603 I've never understood this fear. Like did someone kick in a stall door and laugh because you were s------- back in primary school?
Anonymous 4 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)09:42:15 No.75415603 why can't I use a public restroom like a normal person? am I doomed to forever be chained to my home toilet? Anonymous >be me >in the library for once, despite my agoraphobia >need to poop >can't go home until 20:00 11/14/23(Tue)09:55:10 No.75415691 >>75415603 I've never understood this fear. Like did someone kick in a stall door and laugh because you were s------- back in primary school?

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Urban Allure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 719 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)20:20:40 No.75412794 There is nothing worse than being born in a small town. I missed the Golden age of life (90s and 00s) >no mall >no people >no money >nothing walkable >nothing to do There is nothing worse than f------ rural areas in this world.
Anonymous 719 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)20:20:40 No.75412794 There is nothing worse than being born in a small town. I missed the Golden age of life (90s and 00s) >no mall >no people >no money >nothing walkable >nothing to do There is nothing worse than f------ rural areas in this world.

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Anon makes a joke. | /r/Greentext

126 KB JPG >be me >download a dating app >find a girl I'm really into and we connect on many things >She loves starwars, some games and she even likes football although she completely chose the wrong team to support >Anyhow I'm a bit wary she might be a cat fish cause she's hot as hell, At least a 10 maybe more >I'm a 5 on my best days. There are a lot of catfish on the site so I ask her for a picture of her. >She's understanding and we exchange some pics >Nothing special >On one of the pics I spot a prostetic leg >Well s--- she's probably a bit insecure about the whole thing so I decide I must tell her I noticed but don't care about it >haven't mentioned the prostetic yet but I'm looking for an opportunity >just throwing cheesy pick up lines at each other as it is something we've been doing for a couple of days now >ask if she's ever been jailed for stealing hearts >She responds to that with a "Do you think I'm a thief?" >respond "I was thinking more about a pirate". Mfw I haven't had a response in 10 minutes.
126 KB JPG >be me >download a dating app >find a girl I'm really into and we connect on many things >She loves starwars, some games and she even likes football although she completely chose the wrong team to support >Anyhow I'm a bit wary she might be a cat fish cause she's hot as hell, At least a 10 maybe more >I'm a 5 on my best days. There are a lot of catfish on the site so I ask her for a picture of her. >She's understanding and we exchange some pics >Nothing special >On one of the pics I spot a prostetic leg >Well s--- she's probably a bit insecure about the whole thing so I decide I must tell her I noticed but don't care about it >haven't mentioned the prostetic yet but I'm looking for an opportunity >just throwing cheesy pick up lines at each other as it is something we've been doing for a couple of days now >ask if she's ever been jailed for stealing hearts >She responds to that with a "Do you think I'm a thief?" >respond "I was thinking more about a pirate". Mfw I haven't had a response in 10 minutes.

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Tummy Tug-of-War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)00:56:40 No.909292162 >be me >feel stomach gurgling >painful cramps >needtoshit.mp4 >go sit on toilet >s--- does not come out >waitforit.png >nothing >get up off toilet >stomach pain persists wat do?
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)00:56:40 No.909292162 >be me >feel stomach gurgling >painful cramps >needtoshit.mp4 >go sit on toilet >s--- does not come out >waitforit.png >nothing >get up off toilet >stomach pain persists wat do?

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Anonymous Isolation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)00:41:06 No.75414962 14 >YOU CANT BE LONELY CUZ UR A GIRL >U CAN GET A BF EASY >JUST BECAUSE U TALK TO 3-2 PEOPLE DAILY DOESNT MEAN UR LONELY Anonymous seriously hate this s---, yes femanons can be lonely f--- off Anonymous >>75414962 Prove you're a woman by posting your t--- with a timestamp or else f--- off 11/14/23(Tue)00:42:45 No.75414972 11/14/23(Tue)00:42:54 No.75414974 >>75414962 Yes, most of us men are isolated for entire periods of time. I don't think most c---- that suffered through depression had to ever face it alone they always had some opportunistic orbiter ready to enable for a crumb of p---- or affection
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)00:41:06 No.75414962 14 >YOU CANT BE LONELY CUZ UR A GIRL >U CAN GET A BF EASY >JUST BECAUSE U TALK TO 3-2 PEOPLE DAILY DOESNT MEAN UR LONELY Anonymous seriously hate this s---, yes femanons can be lonely f--- off Anonymous >>75414962 Prove you're a woman by posting your t--- with a timestamp or else f--- off 11/14/23(Tue)00:42:45 No.75414972 11/14/23(Tue)00:42:54 No.75414974 >>75414962 Yes, most of us men are isolated for entire periods of time. I don't think most c---- that suffered through depression had to ever face it alone they always had some opportunistic orbiter ready to enable for a crumb of p---- or affection

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Lost Moments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:28:56 No.75413394 >cute cashier at smoke shop asks me what Im doing tonight >asks me what I do for a living >asks a bunch of other questions, seeming to be interested in me >leaving the smoke shop I feel good about myself because it felt like I was being hit on and had a chance with her >later it dawns on me that shes just a retail worker making small talk luckily I didnt try to escalate and embarrass myself Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:31:27 No.75413410 don't worry she was probably just making fun of you Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413435 >>75413410 doubt it. she seems pretty chill.
Anonymous 65 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:28:56 No.75413394 >cute cashier at smoke shop asks me what Im doing tonight >asks me what I do for a living >asks a bunch of other questions, seeming to be interested in me >leaving the smoke shop I feel good about myself because it felt like I was being hit on and had a chance with her >later it dawns on me that shes just a retail worker making small talk luckily I didnt try to escalate and embarrass myself Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:31:27 No.75413410 don't worry she was probably just making fun of you Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413435 >>75413410 doubt it. she seems pretty chill.

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Parallel Paths | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Date 11/14/23(Tue)08:18:02 No.75415325 652 KB JPG >be me >wage slave >coworker gives me her number >we get to know each other >she's pure. Traditional. Has my values >long story short she's basically me when I was in middle school >she gives me that naive vibe and also draws cringy stuff literally how I did in middle school >we're both mid 20s >her other hobbies and taste in music is also basically me from middle school Idk how to feel about this
Anonymous Date 11/14/23(Tue)08:18:02 No.75415325 652 KB JPG >be me >wage slave >coworker gives me her number >we get to know each other >she's pure. Traditional. Has my values >long story short she's basically me when I was in middle school >she gives me that naive vibe and also draws cringy stuff literally how I did in middle school >we're both mid 20s >her other hobbies and taste in music is also basically me from middle school Idk how to feel about this

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