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: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)10:46:55 No.657792742 Gwen There's no place for queer folk in the free land of Sky Garden. THI H THE 1700160115237_044601.png 90 KB PNG >the game looks fun, but I refuse to play it because gay people exist Why is /v/ like this? #p 11/17/23(Fri)10:48:04 No.657792836 : Anonymous >>657792742 (OP) # It's called having principles. One day you'll be old enough to understand. >>657793139 # >>657797417 # >>657798482 # >>657799740 # >>657800295 # >>657802792 # >>657803872 # >>657804614 # >>657805803 # >>657806914 # >>657807071 # >>657807332 #
: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)10:46:55 No.657792742 Gwen There's no place for queer folk in the free land of Sky Garden. THI H THE 1700160115237_044601.png 90 KB PNG >the game looks fun, but I refuse to play it because gay people exist Why is /v/ like this? #p 11/17/23(Fri)10:48:04 No.657792836 : Anonymous >>657792742 (OP) # It's called having principles. One day you'll be old enough to understand. >>657793139 # >>657797417 # >>657798482 # >>657799740 # >>657800295 # >>657802792 # >>657803872 # >>657804614 # >>657805803 # >>657806914 # >>657807071 # >>657807332 #

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Braindead Anon becomes insomnia-pilled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Is it worth? Yes. 652 KB JPG >speak slower and in a lower tone so sound more confident and relaxed >can hold eye contact and talk to 10/10s with no nervousness at all. >requires no alcohol/drugs Anonymous 11/16/23(Thu)16:21:16 No.75438995 Is this what normies feel? Im unironically more charismatic and at peace when sleep deprived. >be me >horrible sleep schedule >pull all nighters every other day >realize that being sleep deprived pretty much cures all my anxiety and makes me fearless cause I'm too tired to give a s--- or think Anonymous >>75438995 >>75438995 You will die an early death just to become a normie 11/16/23(Thu)16:22:49 No.75439007 Anonymous 11/16/23(Thu)16:25:36 No.75439032 https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/late-to-bed- early-to-rise-a-recipe-for-diabetes-201204174607 I hope you like being dependent on the medical system to survive. 11/16/23(Thu)16:26:00 No.75439035 >>75438995 What if you got a girlfriend and you usually was sleep deprived but after you like each other you start to be more and more yourself and she's fine with that for some reason? Women probably don't like guys with your personality but maybe she will stay if you're
Anonymous Is it worth? Yes. 652 KB JPG >speak slower and in a lower tone so sound more confident and relaxed >can hold eye contact and talk to 10/10s with no nervousness at all. >requires no alcohol/drugs Anonymous 11/16/23(Thu)16:21:16 No.75438995 Is this what normies feel? Im unironically more charismatic and at peace when sleep deprived. >be me >horrible sleep schedule >pull all nighters every other day >realize that being sleep deprived pretty much cures all my anxiety and makes me fearless cause I'm too tired to give a s--- or think Anonymous >>75438995 >>75438995 You will die an early death just to become a normie 11/16/23(Thu)16:22:49 No.75439007 Anonymous 11/16/23(Thu)16:25:36 No.75439032 https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/late-to-bed- early-to-rise-a-recipe-for-diabetes-201204174607 I hope you like being dependent on the medical system to survive. 11/16/23(Thu)16:26:00 No.75439035 >>75438995 What if you got a girlfriend and you usually was sleep deprived but after you like each other you start to be more and more yourself and she's fine with that for some reason? Women probably don't like guys with your personality but maybe she will stay if you're

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Creamy peanut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)11:29:09 No.909433750 I just finished using a peanut butter jar as a fleshlight. IDK how to feel about it. 269 KB PNG It felt good with the video I was watching and even afterwords. But then in the shower at the near end I felt some sort of guilt, and it went away before I got on here. I don't know what to do now.
: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)11:29:09 No.909433750 I just finished using a peanut butter jar as a fleshlight. IDK how to feel about it. 269 KB PNG It felt good with the video I was watching and even afterwords. But then in the shower at the near end I felt some sort of guilt, and it went away before I got on here. I don't know what to do now.

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Anon texts a colleague............ | /r/Greentext

I'm gonna have to take a few days off. My little brother drowned in his pool yesterday afternoon O A Did anyone try putting him in rice? Lol just kidding take as much time as you need iMessage Read 12:39 PM •• 20220930_185254.png 288 KB PNG I sent this to my colleague, how do I recover this?
I'm gonna have to take a few days off. My little brother drowned in his pool yesterday afternoon O A Did anyone try putting him in rice? Lol just kidding take as much time as you need iMessage Read 12:39 PM •• 20220930_185254.png 288 KB PNG I sent this to my colleague, how do I recover this?

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Dice and Dilemmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB PNG 11/17/23(Fri)00:26:35 No.909436345 >be me >go to friends house to play and >friend gets me a Gatorade halfway into the session >his mom calls him so he tossed it to me >undershot it and hit another friend's drink >it splashes all over ROTC uniform >it splashes all over his laptop >promptly shouts at other friend >we clean it up >his parents pay for dry-cleaning >no one was in the mood to play so we all left I'm cooking up something special that'll happen to his character next session
Anonymous 16 KB PNG 11/17/23(Fri)00:26:35 No.909436345 >be me >go to friends house to play and >friend gets me a Gatorade halfway into the session >his mom calls him so he tossed it to me >undershot it and hit another friend's drink >it splashes all over ROTC uniform >it splashes all over his laptop >promptly shouts at other friend >we clean it up >his parents pay for dry-cleaning >no one was in the mood to play so we all left I'm cooking up something special that'll happen to his character next session

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Torn Asunder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KgA2aQXa) 62 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)22:14:59 No.19091326 >be me >parents divorced >girlfriend vanished >manic depressions worsened >dad left entirely >start to drink everyday >loose job >run out of money, cant afford food >try to kys >survive and get send to a psychward >come back home >get evicted >move to your mother >beingafuckingembarrassment.jpg >live at her livingroom >lurk on 4chan all the day or sleep Here I am, entirely broke and all my stuff got trashed. What the f--- should I do with my life, I don't see a reason to continue. At the moment I'm waiting for my welfare to start giving me money. Should I just give up and hand myself in my new flat or should I die lonely in my PC chair after some years of lurking and playing vidya.
Anonymous (ID: KgA2aQXa) 62 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)22:14:59 No.19091326 >be me >parents divorced >girlfriend vanished >manic depressions worsened >dad left entirely >start to drink everyday >loose job >run out of money, cant afford food >try to kys >survive and get send to a psychward >come back home >get evicted >move to your mother >beingafuckingembarrassment.jpg >live at her livingroom >lurk on 4chan all the day or sleep Here I am, entirely broke and all my stuff got trashed. What the f--- should I do with my life, I don't see a reason to continue. At the moment I'm waiting for my welfare to start giving me money. Should I just give up and hand myself in my new flat or should I die lonely in my PC chair after some years of lurking and playing vidya.

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Anon finds a cult | /r/Greentext

NOPE 105KiB, 500x363, 3251897533_5a2279695b.jpg Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2015 08:22:54 No.15819512 View Quoted By: >>15819514>>15819597 >>15820993 >>15822922 >>15822928 >>15822933 >>15825853 >>15826423 >>15827228 >>15829308 >>15832273 >>15834340 >>15835491 >>15836126 >>15837359 >>15841921 >>15844073 >>15845584>>15845628 >>15845819 >>15847618 >>15847733 >>15851115 >>15851575 No nope thread? >be 21 >be driving my route in squad car >be cop in rural Arizona at the time >see a large amount of people in a field off of remote road >small town so I pull in to see who it is and see what's up >as I pull closer I realize that no one has a flashlight or any light source at all, it's dark as hell out >also notice there are no cars or horses > I stop in front group and they don't even acknowledge me. >get out and ask if everything is ok. >still don't acknowledge me >just still sitting in a circle rocking >walk foward and touch one of them on the shoulder > they all freak and quick to their feet and start howling >I step back and put my hand on my pistol > light goes out on my squad car > I pull my light out and as soon as I turn it on everyone was gone I noped the f--- out and when they did a safety call on me I told them it ended up being nothing...
NOPE 105KiB, 500x363, 3251897533_5a2279695b.jpg Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2015 08:22:54 No.15819512 View Quoted By: >>15819514>>15819597 >>15820993 >>15822922 >>15822928 >>15822933 >>15825853 >>15826423 >>15827228 >>15829308 >>15832273 >>15834340 >>15835491 >>15836126 >>15837359 >>15841921 >>15844073 >>15845584>>15845628 >>15845819 >>15847618 >>15847733 >>15851115 >>15851575 No nope thread? >be 21 >be driving my route in squad car >be cop in rural Arizona at the time >see a large amount of people in a field off of remote road >small town so I pull in to see who it is and see what's up >as I pull closer I realize that no one has a flashlight or any light source at all, it's dark as hell out >also notice there are no cars or horses > I stop in front group and they don't even acknowledge me. >get out and ask if everything is ok. >still don't acknowledge me >just still sitting in a circle rocking >walk foward and touch one of them on the shoulder > they all freak and quick to their feet and start howling >I step back and put my hand on my pistol > light goes out on my squad car > I pull my light out and as soon as I turn it on everyone was gone I noped the f--- out and when they did a safety call on me I told them it ended up being nothing...

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Anon plays air hockey. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Playing air hockey with sister's friend. >She's pregnant >Accidentally knock the puck into her stomach >Joke that I used my secret baby killing technique >She has a miscarriage. Asort
Anonymous >Playing air hockey with sister's friend. >She's pregnant >Accidentally knock the puck into her stomach >Joke that I used my secret baby killing technique >She has a miscarriage. Asort

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Anon's mom is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?
Anonymous >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anon is a wagie. | /r/Greentext

File: 457.png (85 KB, 680x595) D How do normies manage to wagecuck for YEARS/DECADES?! Anonymous (ID: GZk+6946 11/15/23(Wed)14:02:35 No.448789698 >>448789810 >>448789874 >>448790031 >>448790060 >>448790185 >>448790341 >>448790353 >>448790445 >>448790569 >>448790671 >>448790676 >>448790863 >>448790921 >>448791026 >>448791073 >>448791080 >>448791093 >>448791300 >>448791325 >>448791347 >>448791701 >>448791853 >>448792150 >>448792162 >>448792283 >>448792539 >>448792680 >>448793349 >>448793695 >>448793847 >>448794133 >>448794298 >>448794346 >>448794649 >>448794652 >>448794706 >>448794783 >>448794902 >>448794979 >>448794989 >>448795043 >>448795119 >>448795187 >>448795346 >>448795376 >>448795448 >>448795567 >>448795570 >>448795815 >>448795878 >>448795921 >>448795925 >>448796054 >>448796988 I'm 24. Just got my first job at a supermarket wagecucking for 7€ an hour and I'm in my third week. Today a customer yelled at me and called me an idiot for accidentally scanning their item twice (it's not a big deal, it can be fixed in 2 seconds) so I told them to f--- off. My supervisor heard and said she was gonna need to give me a "talking to" about it, so I quit instead. Now I'm planning my suicide in case my parents kick me out once they learn I quit. The weird part is all of my co-workers ted their job as well, but they managed to tolerate been there for decades, and I couldn't even make it a month! How do normies manage to wagecuck this long?! for years. One has
File: 457.png (85 KB, 680x595) D How do normies manage to wagecuck for YEARS/DECADES?! Anonymous (ID: GZk+6946 11/15/23(Wed)14:02:35 No.448789698 >>448789810 >>448789874 >>448790031 >>448790060 >>448790185 >>448790341 >>448790353 >>448790445 >>448790569 >>448790671 >>448790676 >>448790863 >>448790921 >>448791026 >>448791073 >>448791080 >>448791093 >>448791300 >>448791325 >>448791347 >>448791701 >>448791853 >>448792150 >>448792162 >>448792283 >>448792539 >>448792680 >>448793349 >>448793695 >>448793847 >>448794133 >>448794298 >>448794346 >>448794649 >>448794652 >>448794706 >>448794783 >>448794902 >>448794979 >>448794989 >>448795043 >>448795119 >>448795187 >>448795346 >>448795376 >>448795448 >>448795567 >>448795570 >>448795815 >>448795878 >>448795921 >>448795925 >>448796054 >>448796988 I'm 24. Just got my first job at a supermarket wagecucking for 7€ an hour and I'm in my third week. Today a customer yelled at me and called me an idiot for accidentally scanning their item twice (it's not a big deal, it can be fixed in 2 seconds) so I told them to f--- off. My supervisor heard and said she was gonna need to give me a "talking to" about it, so I quit instead. Now I'm planning my suicide in case my parents kick me out once they learn I quit. The weird part is all of my co-workers ted their job as well, but they managed to tolerate been there for decades, and I couldn't even make it a month! How do normies manage to wagecuck this long?! for years. One has

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Fat fuck still won | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MATE53 450 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)08:20:26 No.192134706 >Boogie spent 200k on sex workers >one confirmed to quit because of f------ him >spent 700k on crypto scams >goes into a job interview and casually drops the frank hassle drama and that he may be a p-------- Based boogie
: Anonymous MATE53 450 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)08:20:26 No.192134706 >Boogie spent 200k on sex workers >one confirmed to quit because of f------ him >spent 700k on crypto scams >goes into a job interview and casually drops the frank hassle drama and that he may be a p-------- Based boogie

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Anon unlocks new feature on his peepee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 828 KB GIF 11/17/23(Fri)04:30:36 No.909445216 >sit on the floor for 5 minutes >d--- falls asleep Ever since I turned 30, this new sensation has unlocked in my d--- so what the f--- is it? Like the tip of my d--- feels like how my feet feel when they "fall asleep"
: Anonymous 828 KB GIF 11/17/23(Fri)04:30:36 No.909445216 >sit on the floor for 5 minutes >d--- falls asleep Ever since I turned 30, this new sensation has unlocked in my d--- so what the f--- is it? Like the tip of my d--- feels like how my feet feel when they "fall asleep"

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Spooky scary skeletons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)17:56:54 No.75444708 images (2).jpg 44 KB JPG >dabs on the fatties for ten years >is hot af, iconic fashion >no provable eating disorder just speculation from f----- youtubers unqualified to talk s--- >people have been saying she's gonna die in 2 weeks for 10 years now - still happy, still healthy, still thin and dabbing on the fatties who could never >has a fat p---- Based woman. F--- the haters. Not your body? Not your place to say a f------ thing. Keep livng your dream queen ily.
: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)17:56:54 No.75444708 images (2).jpg 44 KB JPG >dabs on the fatties for ten years >is hot af, iconic fashion >no provable eating disorder just speculation from f----- youtubers unqualified to talk s--- >people have been saying she's gonna die in 2 weeks for 10 years now - still happy, still healthy, still thin and dabbing on the fatties who could never >has a fat p---- Based woman. F--- the haters. Not your body? Not your place to say a f------ thing. Keep livng your dream queen ily.

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Anon loses virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sex ruined my life or somethin(...) 36 KB JPG 11/17/23(Fri)11:18:10 No.11169883 >Be me >turned 18 this year on may, horny as f--- and s--- >Decided f--- it, lose virginity with a sex worker >After the thing is done I leave with a massive confidence boost and overall just super happy in general >Get home >Next day, supposed to go to the gym to workout >For whatever reason I REALLY don't wanna go >W-- >Okay whatever let's do something else that I like >Don't like it for some reason >Wgat >Start to think about other stuff I liked doing, like hanging out with friends and playing s--- on my pc and s--- >Nope, 0 motivation to do anything at all >Even my f------ dreams and goals in life become kinda meaningless, I'll probably still achieve what I want but mostly from parents wanting me to not live under a bridge Having sex was great but what the f---, it took away all the motivation I had in life to do s---??? Either that hoe was a succubus and took my life energy, or my true goal on life has been achieved and I can go in peace. What do yall think??
: Anonymous Sex ruined my life or somethin(...) 36 KB JPG 11/17/23(Fri)11:18:10 No.11169883 >Be me >turned 18 this year on may, horny as f--- and s--- >Decided f--- it, lose virginity with a sex worker >After the thing is done I leave with a massive confidence boost and overall just super happy in general >Get home >Next day, supposed to go to the gym to workout >For whatever reason I REALLY don't wanna go >W-- >Okay whatever let's do something else that I like >Don't like it for some reason >Wgat >Start to think about other stuff I liked doing, like hanging out with friends and playing s--- on my pc and s--- >Nope, 0 motivation to do anything at all >Even my f------ dreams and goals in life become kinda meaningless, I'll probably still achieve what I want but mostly from parents wanting me to not live under a bridge Having sex was great but what the f---, it took away all the motivation I had in life to do s---??? Either that hoe was a succubus and took my life energy, or my true goal on life has been achieved and I can go in peace. What do yall think??

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Fury on Wheels | /r/Greentext

F--- tow trucks, f--- parking, f--- cars F--- tow trucks, f--- parking,(...) 11/16/23(Thu)20:29:50 No.75441082 >Find a cheap partment where I can walk everywhere >park my car, put a parking decal at the top of the front window. Slightly shaded, but still clearly visible from outside if you are looking for parking decals >don't use my car for weeks at a time, since I walk/bike everywhere >want to drive to family for Thanksgiving >car was towed by the apartments parking tow company >apartment apparently doesn't keep records of this kind of thing 2.53 MB GIF >tow guy says I'll have to pay for towing and car sitting in the lot My plan is to bike across town to the tow lot and then bring the guy in the office or whatever out to see my car. If the decal isnt there because it fell off or something, I'll pay. If the decal is still there, what do I do? Just say "f--- you I'm not paying, you towed my car for no reason"?
F--- tow trucks, f--- parking, f--- cars F--- tow trucks, f--- parking,(...) 11/16/23(Thu)20:29:50 No.75441082 >Find a cheap partment where I can walk everywhere >park my car, put a parking decal at the top of the front window. Slightly shaded, but still clearly visible from outside if you are looking for parking decals >don't use my car for weeks at a time, since I walk/bike everywhere >want to drive to family for Thanksgiving >car was towed by the apartments parking tow company >apartment apparently doesn't keep records of this kind of thing 2.53 MB GIF >tow guy says I'll have to pay for towing and car sitting in the lot My plan is to bike across town to the tow lot and then bring the guy in the office or whatever out to see my car. If the decal isnt there because it fell off or something, I'll pay. If the decal is still there, what do I do? Just say "f--- you I'm not paying, you towed my car for no reason"?

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What is wrong with these companies? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Another sony L. 11/17/23(Fri)11:34:57 No.909441637 Klein h madamme-web.jpg 48 KB JPG >tfw a parody movie has better suit design than a billion dollar company movie.
: Anonymous Another sony L. 11/17/23(Fri)11:34:57 No.909441637 Klein h madamme-web.jpg 48 KB JPG >tfw a parody movie has better suit design than a billion dollar company movie.

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The X-Files of Romance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 11/17/23(Fri)01:07:54 No.75443046 what could i have done differently anons? > be me 2 years ago > junior in hs > jock archetype > qt3.14 starts hitting on me > solid 9/10 > go on a date > she talks about normal s---, and then randomly goes schizo > talking about jewish world leaders, how the othchilds rule us and watch here daily > think shes joking and go along with it, say 9/11 was an inside job > she thinks its hot and invites me back to here place (i am also confused by this) > don't have my license so i need a ride > she doesn't have hers yet either > call one of my football friends, forgetting that hes also schizo as f--- > on the car ride i whisper over "shes a conspiracy theorists" > he starts his schizo rant > she asks for him to come over with us too > we sit on the couch as they slowly go more and more schizo > eventually they head upstairs. > cucked.jpeg
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 11/17/23(Fri)01:07:54 No.75443046 what could i have done differently anons? > be me 2 years ago > junior in hs > jock archetype > qt3.14 starts hitting on me > solid 9/10 > go on a date > she talks about normal s---, and then randomly goes schizo > talking about jewish world leaders, how the othchilds rule us and watch here daily > think shes joking and go along with it, say 9/11 was an inside job > she thinks its hot and invites me back to here place (i am also confused by this) > don't have my license so i need a ride > she doesn't have hers yet either > call one of my football friends, forgetting that hes also schizo as f--- > on the car ride i whisper over "shes a conspiracy theorists" > he starts his schizo rant > she asks for him to come over with us too > we sit on the couch as they slowly go more and more schizo > eventually they head upstairs. > cucked.jpeg

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The /r9k/ Connection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AN 99 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)22:11:39 No.75441765 >be me >meet egirl on r9k >shes very cute, shy, virgin, palid skin, likes modest mouse and bladee >start chatting a lot >she invites me to her server >discord.gg/4channel >lots of other egirls like her start surrounding me and having lots of fun with me dear robots, is it really THAT EASY?
Anonymous AN 99 KB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)22:11:39 No.75441765 >be me >meet egirl on r9k >shes very cute, shy, virgin, palid skin, likes modest mouse and bladee >start chatting a lot >she invites me to her server >discord.gg/4channel >lots of other egirls like her start surrounding me and having lots of fun with me dear robots, is it really THAT EASY?

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I like her voice work more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)10:03:22 No.657749450 11 1685766752944.png 529 KB PNG #THEGAMEAWARDS >we need a middle aged black female character for our video game say no more boss!
: Anonymous 11/17/23(Fri)10:03:22 No.657749450 11 1685766752944.png 529 KB PNG #THEGAMEAWARDS >we need a middle aged black female character for our video game say no more boss!

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Anon and his gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 730 KB JPG 04/15/22(Fri)11:37:04 >My gf of three years sat me down last week and asked for an open relationship >She said since I was the only one she'd ever slept with she wanted to experience a bigger variety of partners before we officially settled down No.876338426 >I asked if she was serious. I >She said yes. >I asked her a second time and again she said yes. >I immediately dumped her on thr spot. It took everything I had to not break down and cry in front of her. I didn't want to do it but I knew if I said no she would have either left me first or gone behind my back anyways. Just want to remind all you anons that women aren't s---. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:40:04 No.876338545 >>876338426 (OP) # I think you should kill her. Slit her open and burn her n------.
: Anonymous 730 KB JPG 04/15/22(Fri)11:37:04 >My gf of three years sat me down last week and asked for an open relationship >She said since I was the only one she'd ever slept with she wanted to experience a bigger variety of partners before we officially settled down No.876338426 >I asked if she was serious. I >She said yes. >I asked her a second time and again she said yes. >I immediately dumped her on thr spot. It took everything I had to not break down and cry in front of her. I didn't want to do it but I knew if I said no she would have either left me first or gone behind my back anyways. Just want to remind all you anons that women aren't s---. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:40:04 No.876338545 >>876338426 (OP) # I think you should kill her. Slit her open and burn her n------.

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