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Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #
Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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Anon is 25 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25+ Thread 07/01/22(Fri)21:40:13 No.69251896 25+ GENERAL 25+.jpg 12 KB JPG >off day from work >wake up at 12 >lay in bed until 1 >have microwaved "breakfast" >go back to room >sit at PC listening to music full blast through my headphones >day is already basically over How's your day going 25+ bros? Still hanging in there?
: Anonymous 25+ Thread 07/01/22(Fri)21:40:13 No.69251896 25+ GENERAL 25+.jpg 12 KB JPG >off day from work >wake up at 12 >lay in bed until 1 >have microwaved "breakfast" >go back to room >sit at PC listening to music full blast through my headphones >day is already basically over How's your day going 25+ bros? Still hanging in there?

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Anon is a chicken farmer. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: gAxwcWdh) 03/14/19(Thu)20:50:17 No.206248982 >>206249194 >>206249203 >>206249513 >>206251106 >>206251276 >>206251579 File: 1552348582355.jpg (1.1 MB, 3264x2448) 51 >>206242524 (OP) Jews fear the indoor chicken farmer. I'm doing my part. Are you? TI MEBLO
Anonymous (ID: gAxwcWdh) 03/14/19(Thu)20:50:17 No.206248982 >>206249194 >>206249203 >>206249513 >>206251106 >>206251276 >>206251579 File: 1552348582355.jpg (1.1 MB, 3264x2448) 51 >>206242524 (OP) Jews fear the indoor chicken farmer. I'm doing my part. Are you? TI MEBLO

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Anon living his dream | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a masterplan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.16 MB PNG 07/02/22(Sat)12:12:58 No.881241221 1 Reply >be me >open "hospital" >don't buy anything more than that most basic of medical equipment >Buy ambulances and a helicopter >every time a patient comes in, transport them to an actual hospital >charge their insurance a f--- ton >profit Seems easy enough, might do this if I win the lottery or something View Thread
: Anonymous 1.16 MB PNG 07/02/22(Sat)12:12:58 No.881241221 1 Reply >be me >open "hospital" >don't buy anything more than that most basic of medical equipment >Buy ambulances and a helicopter >every time a patient comes in, transport them to an actual hospital >charge their insurance a f--- ton >profit Seems easy enough, might do this if I win the lottery or something View Thread

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Anon finally get's laid | /r/Greentext


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Anon teaches a lesson about online privacy | /r/Greentext


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Anon gives you a pep talk | /r/Greentext

COULD richard.jpg 65 KB JPG >500 pounds and can barely walk >high school dropout >80 IQ >retarded af in every subject he opens his mouth on but still thinks he knows it all >plays video games his entire life and still sucks ass >extremely whiny and bitchy personality >takes zero responsibility for anything in his life >negative 100% of the time >hated by the internet >gets harassed IRL frequently >lives in a trailer (his greatest accomplishment is owning this s--- shack. He brags often.) >makes $30k a year Yet Richard still has a wife. What is your excuse robots?
COULD richard.jpg 65 KB JPG >500 pounds and can barely walk >high school dropout >80 IQ >retarded af in every subject he opens his mouth on but still thinks he knows it all >plays video games his entire life and still sucks ass >extremely whiny and bitchy personality >takes zero responsibility for anything in his life >negative 100% of the time >hated by the internet >gets harassed IRL frequently >lives in a trailer (his greatest accomplishment is owning this s--- shack. He brags often.) >makes $30k a year Yet Richard still has a wife. What is your excuse robots?

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anon watches Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.6913664- 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax
Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.6913664- 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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Room for love | /r/Greentext


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This Shit Ain't Real | /r/Greentext


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Anon ruined his Highschool years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)15:18:40 No.766945158 Feals real sad man Go to school with +1500 people >Be me 21 KB JPG >Friend bets me $10 to yell out I'm gay in the middle of school assembly >TFW the school starts to clap >TFW I've gone to far to back out >TFW you just cucked yourself for the rest of highschool, i.e 2 more years for $10 >TFW you never get paid
Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)15:18:40 No.766945158 Feals real sad man Go to school with +1500 people >Be me 21 KB JPG >Friend bets me $10 to yell out I'm gay in the middle of school assembly >TFW the school starts to clap >TFW I've gone to far to back out >TFW you just cucked yourself for the rest of highschool, i.e 2 more years for $10 >TFW you never get paid

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