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1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD
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Still a little sore. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????
Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????

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Toilet Cam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10

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Socrates, the first documented shitposter in history | /r/Greentext

On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me
On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me

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Anon tries to be hygienic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG
Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG

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Anon drinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread

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All hail Bobbeh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.
Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.

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Anon Likes Lola Bunny | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.
File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.

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F"*čk that rabbit... | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.

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Anon got chosen by the neet life. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Gimme the Roll | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230

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Anon Vs NASA | /r/Greentext

File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...
File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...

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Anon on the potential careers of kids' cartoon characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.

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Anon's Frustration | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #
: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #

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Money well spent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima

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Anon on The Critical Drinker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?
Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?

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