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PENNSYLVANIA Published December 08, 2021 Pennsylvania transgender college swimmer dominates competition, sets numerous records The University of Pennsylvania athlete beat the runner- up by 38 seconds in one competition By Emma Colton | Fox News VFOX TRANS SWIMMER SMASHES WOMEN'S RECORDS AT UPENN NEWS FOX &friends MIKE ROWE COMING UP FOX&friends channel C6F43A75-DE4A-4FF4-A9D6-FDE64F027F72.jpg 205 KB JPG >be a man with failing swimming career >decide to call yourself a woman >now you're dominating women's swimming Genius : Anonymous (ID: GYduf10n 12/09/21(Thu)01:32:21 No.351315180 >>351315103 (OP)_# Women deserve this >>351315651 #
PENNSYLVANIA Published December 08, 2021 Pennsylvania transgender college swimmer dominates competition, sets numerous records The University of Pennsylvania athlete beat the runner- up by 38 seconds in one competition By Emma Colton | Fox News VFOX TRANS SWIMMER SMASHES WOMEN'S RECORDS AT UPENN NEWS FOX &friends MIKE ROWE COMING UP FOX&friends channel C6F43A75-DE4A-4FF4-A9D6-FDE64F027F72.jpg 205 KB JPG >be a man with failing swimming career >decide to call yourself a woman >now you're dominating women's swimming Genius : Anonymous (ID: GYduf10n 12/09/21(Thu)01:32:21 No.351315180 >>351315103 (OP)_# Women deserve this >>351315651 #

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Anon likes horror movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)01:26:05 No.66514600 9F800A35-C3EE-4A2F-9417-55B64010929C.jpg 27 KB JPG >you will never have a cute curly haired horror movie protagonist gf ITS NOT F------ FAIR MAN
: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)01:26:05 No.66514600 9F800A35-C3EE-4A2F-9417-55B64010929C.jpg 27 KB JPG >you will never have a cute curly haired horror movie protagonist gf ITS NOT F------ FAIR MAN

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It’s simple, we kill the Batman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)20:28:00 No.849400058 > be me > family starving > decide to commit crime > batman shows up > breaks my leg, both arms and spine > says he doesn't kill and leaves me with the pain 14 KB JPG > hospital bill I can't pay > mfw I have to commit crime to pay hospital bill now
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)20:28:00 No.849400058 > be me > family starving > decide to commit crime > batman shows up > breaks my leg, both arms and spine > says he doesn't kill and leaves me with the pain 14 KB JPG > hospital bill I can't pay > mfw I have to commit crime to pay hospital bill now

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Anon is excited for ice cream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 00:27:14 No.62937845 Quoted By: >>62937931 >>62937979 >>62942192 >>62946469 Report >>62937132 >be me, in highschool >come home from school >sister is on the couch eating ice cream >tell her "I didn't know we had ice cream" >she is unusually quiet, no response >go to kitchen freezer, no ice cream >check garbage, no ice cream container >check sink >find ice cream scoop covered in margarine
Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 00:27:14 No.62937845 Quoted By: >>62937931 >>62937979 >>62942192 >>62946469 Report >>62937132 >be me, in highschool >come home from school >sister is on the couch eating ice cream >tell her "I didn't know we had ice cream" >she is unusually quiet, no response >go to kitchen freezer, no ice cream >check garbage, no ice cream container >check sink >find ice cream scoop covered in margarine

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)23:53:43 No.868438466 >be me >be 15 >boyfriend c--- in my ass daily >be you >never experienced love >masturbates to degenerate p--- 33 KB JPG Why live?
: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)23:53:43 No.868438466 >be me >be 15 >boyfriend c--- in my ass daily >be you >never experienced love >masturbates to degenerate p--- 33 KB JPG Why live?

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Anon gets touched | /r/Greentext

>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins
>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my d--- >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins

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Anon is bearmaxxing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bearmaxxing 12/11/21(Sat)18:21:58 No.4004676 GRIZZLY.jpg 131 KB JPG >Eats a s--- ton in the fall >Sleeps all winter >One of the strongest and most dangerous animals on the planet Why haven't you taken the bearpill anon?
: Anonymous Bearmaxxing 12/11/21(Sat)18:21:58 No.4004676 GRIZZLY.jpg 131 KB JPG >Eats a s--- ton in the fall >Sleeps all winter >One of the strongest and most dangerous animals on the planet Why haven't you taken the bearpill anon?

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Anon pisses off tard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/18(Sun)23:20:04 No.46994524 Tard stories? I'll start >Be in 10th grade in upstairs class >There's this one tard who gets super f------ p----- and likes to tackle people >Incidentally likes anime >While the teacher is gone were all goofing off, just having a good time 15 KB JPG >Tard is watching K-On like a f-- >My friend thinks it's funny to go and mock him >Starts making fun of him and unplugs his headphones from the monitor >F----- music starts blasting >Everyone laughs >Suddenly, he screeches like the siren from a JU 87 stuka >Punches friend straight in the face and causes at least 9999 damage(he didn't have a limit-break) >Instant K-O, not even a phoenix down can save him >I try hard not to laugh my ass off, the entire class is in shock >Tard thinks I'm laughing at him so he begins to charge at me >F------ throws himself at me like an ugly bastard does to a innocent little Loli >Throw myself out of the way >Tard flung himself hard enough to break the window behind me >Falls two stories >Dies >Mfw I'm pretty sure everyone was traumatized after this
: Anonymous 07/22/18(Sun)23:20:04 No.46994524 Tard stories? I'll start >Be in 10th grade in upstairs class >There's this one tard who gets super f------ p----- and likes to tackle people >Incidentally likes anime >While the teacher is gone were all goofing off, just having a good time 15 KB JPG >Tard is watching K-On like a f-- >My friend thinks it's funny to go and mock him >Starts making fun of him and unplugs his headphones from the monitor >F----- music starts blasting >Everyone laughs >Suddenly, he screeches like the siren from a JU 87 stuka >Punches friend straight in the face and causes at least 9999 damage(he didn't have a limit-break) >Instant K-O, not even a phoenix down can save him >I try hard not to laugh my ass off, the entire class is in shock >Tard thinks I'm laughing at him so he begins to charge at me >F------ throws himself at me like an ugly bastard does to a innocent little Loli >Throw myself out of the way >Tard flung himself hard enough to break the window behind me >Falls two stories >Dies >Mfw I'm pretty sure everyone was traumatized after this

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Anon gets philosophical | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK TO HER >wake up early >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK TO HER >wake up early >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread

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Anon realised it was rigged from the start | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)00:15:08 No.66522340 Tepuld really use a wish right now, wish right now. wish right now. >cleaning room, find old yearbook >it's been 10 years since 5th grade >look up every single classmate's name >no linked in, no companies, no accomplishments how did literally every single person 84 KB JPG in our class become a loser
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)00:15:08 No.66522340 Tepuld really use a wish right now, wish right now. wish right now. >cleaning room, find old yearbook >it's been 10 years since 5th grade >look up every single classmate's name >no linked in, no companies, no accomplishments how did literally every single person 84 KB JPG in our class become a loser

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Anon thinks he got molested | /r/Greentext

File: bc1.jpg (64 KB, 719x688) O Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)22:04:19 No.66521424 [Reply] • >>66521485 >be me, 25yo eurofag >old uncle asks for help dismantling an old trailer he has up in the mountains >say yes, get there >as soon as i am inside the trailer, i get hit by a sudden memory from my childhood >me, around 4-5 yo, in the bed in that trailer, naked >two older cousins (both female) playing with my tiny d---, both naked too >they were 18-19 at the time, could be a real memory >suddenly feel uncomfortable >try to shrug it off and keep working with uncle >noon, one of the older cousins comes by to bring us lunch >after lunch uncle goes back to trailer, I stay with older cousin >say "I just remembered being here as a child" >"really? you were like.4? you cant possibly remember that" >l say "I do" in the coldest way possible, staring at her right in the eyes >she says nothing, leaves soon after SUFFER >never talked about it with anyone since I was molested, wasnt I?
File: bc1.jpg (64 KB, 719x688) O Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)22:04:19 No.66521424 [Reply] • >>66521485 >be me, 25yo eurofag >old uncle asks for help dismantling an old trailer he has up in the mountains >say yes, get there >as soon as i am inside the trailer, i get hit by a sudden memory from my childhood >me, around 4-5 yo, in the bed in that trailer, naked >two older cousins (both female) playing with my tiny d---, both naked too >they were 18-19 at the time, could be a real memory >suddenly feel uncomfortable >try to shrug it off and keep working with uncle >noon, one of the older cousins comes by to bring us lunch >after lunch uncle goes back to trailer, I stay with older cousin >say "I just remembered being here as a child" >"really? you were like.4? you cant possibly remember that" >l say "I do" in the coldest way possible, staring at her right in the eyes >she says nothing, leaves soon after SUFFER >never talked about it with anyone since I was molested, wasnt I?

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Anon is australian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Waltzing matilda 12/11/21(Sat)10:23:35 No.66518715 >be me >Australian dude living in the outback on my parents farm >riding around on my horse one day when I see a homeless guy sat by our pond >don't say anything cause he's just boiling some water on a little fire >one of our sheep goes to the pond to 162 KB PNG have a drink >he jumps up and stuffs the whole f------ thing into his bag >w--.dmi >ride to the nearest town to fetch the police because I don't want to deal with this f------ >they come along and ask him about the sheep he stole >he shouts "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" >he f------ leaps into the pond >drowns himself and the f------ sheep w-- anons which one of you visited my farm
: Anonymous Waltzing matilda 12/11/21(Sat)10:23:35 No.66518715 >be me >Australian dude living in the outback on my parents farm >riding around on my horse one day when I see a homeless guy sat by our pond >don't say anything cause he's just boiling some water on a little fire >one of our sheep goes to the pond to 162 KB PNG have a drink >he jumps up and stuffs the whole f------ thing into his bag >w--.dmi >ride to the nearest town to fetch the police because I don't want to deal with this f------ >they come along and ask him about the sheep he stole >he shouts "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" >he f------ leaps into the pond >drowns himself and the f------ sheep w-- anons which one of you visited my farm

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Anon gets spooked | /r/Greentext

Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start SWake up looking at ceiling >Can't move >Grudge looking ass baby comes in >Starts dancing on my chest SUtters these exact words "I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!" >Start laughing SHe laughs with me >Kisses me on my nose "See ya again, buttercup!! >Wake up with my pants covered with semen 6.7 kB JPG I'm still spooked 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start SWake up looking at ceiling >Can't move >Grudge looking ass baby comes in >Starts dancing on my chest SUtters these exact words "I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!" >Start laughing SHe laughs with me >Kisses me on my nose "See ya again, buttercup!! >Wake up with my pants covered with semen 6.7 kB JPG I'm still spooked 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Anon has a meal | /r/Greentext

>be sad >eat bunch of candy >drink soda >now my tummy hurts >still sad 12 KB JPG I'm 21yo btw
>be sad >eat bunch of candy >drink soda >now my tummy hurts >still sad 12 KB JPG I'm 21yo btw

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Anon visits Japan | /r/Greentext

> be me > hate my life > just watch anime all day, no friends, minimum wage McDonald's job > decide to make a change > want to travel 50 KB JPG > decide to fulfill my gaijin dreams and go to Japan > save up for months and book flight to Tokyo > see Tokyo Tower, visit temples, gardens, shrines > happy for once > get hungry > go to konbini > can't read any labels but buy a can of beans and some pocky > stand outside konbini eating > group of salarymen notice me > hear one of them > 見て、あの外国人がビーンズを食べてるよ! > mfw え?
> be me > hate my life > just watch anime all day, no friends, minimum wage McDonald's job > decide to make a change > want to travel 50 KB JPG > decide to fulfill my gaijin dreams and go to Japan > save up for months and book flight to Tokyo > see Tokyo Tower, visit temples, gardens, shrines > happy for once > get hungry > go to konbini > can't read any labels but buy a can of beans and some pocky > stand outside konbini eating > group of salarymen notice me > hear one of them > 見て、あの外国人がビーンズを食べてるよ! > mfw え?

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Anon learns to cook | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and understandable 33 KB JPG >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay
: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and understandable 33 KB JPG >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

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