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Anonymous 832 KB PNG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)18:11:43 No.80672742 Well-done View Thread 03/18/25(Tue)18:13:09 No.80672753 >>80672742 (OP) # Thanks you too dog
Anonymous 832 KB PNG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)18:11:43 No.80672742 Well-done View Thread 03/18/25(Tue)18:13:09 No.80672753 >>80672742 (OP) # Thanks you too dog

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Anonymous 03/18/25(Tue)11:08:58 No.80668785 >"entry level" job >Experience required 97 KB JPG
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nonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >He was white, Peter.. >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438 >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong boy? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you.. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling]
nonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >He was white, Peter.. >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438 >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong boy? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you.. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

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Anonymous 01:05 02/09/24(Fri)18:00:39 No.60896298 * Screenshot 20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings. after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:01:06 No.60896300 >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi. repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >>608974262260897498# 2260897744# >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # 2260900909 # 2260902974 # 2260904121 #2260904187 # 2260904331 # 2260905815 # 2260905907 # 2260906270 # 2260906500 # 2260906756 # >>60907680 # 2260908654 # 2260911359 # 2260911463 # >>60914922 #2260916000# >>60918069 # >>60918471# >>60920287 # >>60923978 Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon
Anonymous 01:05 02/09/24(Fri)18:00:39 No.60896298 * Screenshot 20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings. after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:01:06 No.60896300 >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi. repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >>608974262260897498# 2260897744# >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # 2260900909 # 2260902974 # 2260904121 #2260904187 # 2260904331 # 2260905815 # 2260905907 # 2260906270 # 2260906500 # 2260906756 # >>60907680 # 2260908654 # 2260911359 # 2260911463 # >>60914922 #2260916000# >>60918069 # >>60918471# >>60920287 # >>60923978 Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon

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Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/14/25(Fri)15:36:46 No. 18409639 I am uniquely beautiful and youthful looking for my age (29). My secrets? >mouth breathing (baby face) >resting frown (no wrinkles) >crying all the time (makes eyelashes long and undereye puffy) >0 physical activity (no stress on my body) >bouts of melancholy (keeps hair from falling out). >>18409680 #
Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/14/25(Fri)15:36:46 No. 18409639 I am uniquely beautiful and youthful looking for my age (29). My secrets? >mouth breathing (baby face) >resting frown (no wrinkles) >crying all the time (makes eyelashes long and undereye puffy) >0 physical activity (no stress on my body) >bouts of melancholy (keeps hair from falling out). >>18409680 #

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Anonymous 279 KB GIF 03/18/25(Tue) 09:58:38 No.932624090 >be me couple years back >Get freelance job writing for online article company >Trying to get clicks >Decide to find some random anime to write on >"Top 10 episodes of the anime" >Pretty much just go find YouTube opinions and join a discord full of fans to get the consensus 10 or so best episodes >Throw some random episode that has decent reviews but mildly controversial at number 7 >Publish article >Wait a few days and share it to a community discord saying "this list is pretty good but number 7 is eh" >Rinse and repeat with a different game/anime/show I've been doing this for years and no one catches on
Anonymous 279 KB GIF 03/18/25(Tue) 09:58:38 No.932624090 >be me couple years back >Get freelance job writing for online article company >Trying to get clicks >Decide to find some random anime to write on >"Top 10 episodes of the anime" >Pretty much just go find YouTube opinions and join a discord full of fans to get the consensus 10 or so best episodes >Throw some random episode that has decent reviews but mildly controversial at number 7 >Publish article >Wait a few days and share it to a community discord saying "this list is pretty good but number 7 is eh" >Rinse and repeat with a different game/anime/show I've been doing this for years and no one catches on

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Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers
Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers

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Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.
Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.

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: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.
: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.

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: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins
: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins

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: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?
: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this

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: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme
: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme

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Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?
Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?

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Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?
Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?

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Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG

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