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: Anonymous (ID: OUwna5ce) What the f--- have I done? Harry Potter ORANA M 129 KB JPG 05/22/23(Mon)06:59:52 No.55047845 I lost 80 % of my money in one week buying this. This was money that took me three years to build up. I am in a state of pure shock. How could I have been so stupid.
: Anonymous (ID: OUwna5ce) What the f--- have I done? Harry Potter ORANA M 129 KB JPG 05/22/23(Mon)06:59:52 No.55047845 I lost 80 % of my money in one week buying this. This was money that took me three years to build up. I am in a state of pure shock. How could I have been so stupid.

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Anon is from the U.S | /r/Greentext

Anonymous K 18 KB JPG 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/29/22(Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 Just turned 21 an hour ago. I want to know, what's r9k's favorite drinks? 23 KB JPG View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)04:52:19 No.69599179 07/29/22 (Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # HAHAHA THE AMERICAN HAS TO WAIT TILL HE IS 21 HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous K 18 KB JPG 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/29/22(Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 Just turned 21 an hour ago. I want to know, what's r9k's favorite drinks? 23 KB JPG View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)04:52:19 No.69599179 07/29/22 (Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # HAHAHA THE AMERICAN HAS TO WAIT TILL HE IS 21 HAHAHAHAHA

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Anon rates halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 436 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)13:47:16 No.899758043 >finally get around to halo >Reach was okay, far from a great game, but good story >Halo 1 was mediocre but worth playing simply for the rush of Flood >Halo 2 was just a generic corridor shooter with no fun >ODST was the easiest to make your own fun, but lacked good gunplay >Halo 3 improved gunplay but otherwise wasn't worth playing >Halo 4 was just 3 but with slightly different locations >Not going to bother with the newer games or show Is this it? Is this the series that defined an entire console? This boring bullet-sponge simulator? It's CoD-tier but somehow worse. I hear the books are vastly superior. But h--------, what an awful series. 16 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 436 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)13:47:16 No.899758043 >finally get around to halo >Reach was okay, far from a great game, but good story >Halo 1 was mediocre but worth playing simply for the rush of Flood >Halo 2 was just a generic corridor shooter with no fun >ODST was the easiest to make your own fun, but lacked good gunplay >Halo 3 improved gunplay but otherwise wasn't worth playing >Halo 4 was just 3 but with slightly different locations >Not going to bother with the newer games or show Is this it? Is this the series that defined an entire console? This boring bullet-sponge simulator? It's CoD-tier but somehow worse. I hear the books are vastly superior. But h--------, what an awful series. 16 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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4channers discuss Gynophobia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gynophobia I'm... I'm just terrified of women. I used to blame looks, then I saw ugly m------------ with gfs. Then I blamed awkwardness but then I saw awkward guys with gfs. Then eventually I just realized I'm actually just terrified of women, yet I want a girlfriend. It's like admiring a tiger or something from afar. You can find it fascinating and beautiful but once it gets close you become afraid. 160 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)14:43:23 No.73425244 : Anonymous >>73425244 (OP) # >never approached >never had a dating app account 05/23/23(Tue)14:45:53 No.73425273 >no female friends >no female coworkers >>73425536 # >avoid eye contact with women when outside, never speak to them Living that gynophobic life.
Anonymous Gynophobia I'm... I'm just terrified of women. I used to blame looks, then I saw ugly m------------ with gfs. Then I blamed awkwardness but then I saw awkward guys with gfs. Then eventually I just realized I'm actually just terrified of women, yet I want a girlfriend. It's like admiring a tiger or something from afar. You can find it fascinating and beautiful but once it gets close you become afraid. 160 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)14:43:23 No.73425244 : Anonymous >>73425244 (OP) # >never approached >never had a dating app account 05/23/23(Tue)14:45:53 No.73425273 >no female friends >no female coworkers >>73425536 # >avoid eye contact with women when outside, never speak to them Living that gynophobic life.

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Anon lives in the budlight era | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 144 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)19:14:42 No.888635148 >journalist at a local s----- news channel >channel sends me to cover medical convention happening in town with over a 100 medical professionals gathered from around the country talking about America's poor maternal healthcare >notice something odd >they keep referring to women as 'birthing people' >q&a session >ask a question and use the term pregnant women in it Weird. >"thank you Mr. Anon for that question. I will first ask everyone to please use the term birthing people instead of women in this context to be more inclusive." Then answers my question Anyway, I guess it's true, women aren't real. 9
: Anonymous 144 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)19:14:42 No.888635148 >journalist at a local s----- news channel >channel sends me to cover medical convention happening in town with over a 100 medical professionals gathered from around the country talking about America's poor maternal healthcare >notice something odd >they keep referring to women as 'birthing people' >q&a session >ask a question and use the term pregnant women in it Weird. >"thank you Mr. Anon for that question. I will first ask everyone to please use the term birthing people instead of women in this context to be more inclusive." Then answers my question Anyway, I guess it's true, women aren't real. 9

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The Ricky Gervais show | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 42 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.185296479 >Karl asks a genuinely interesting and thought provoking question >HAHAHA WHAT A RETARD HAHAH IMAGINE PONDERING THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN HAHAHA >>185299232 # 05/23/23(Tue) 20:47:23 No.185296567 ohhh he's done you there mate : Anonymous >>185296479 (OP) # >Rick, rick, just shut up for a second, let karl finish this retarded story. Go on, karl. 05/23/23(Tue)20:52:44 No.185296832
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.185296479 >Karl asks a genuinely interesting and thought provoking question >HAHAHA WHAT A RETARD HAHAH IMAGINE PONDERING THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN HAHAHA >>185299232 # 05/23/23(Tue) 20:47:23 No.185296567 ohhh he's done you there mate : Anonymous >>185296479 (OP) # >Rick, rick, just shut up for a second, let karl finish this retarded story. Go on, karl. 05/23/23(Tue)20:52:44 No.185296832

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Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)13:35:18 No.10804579 >be me >liberal t----- (ftm) >hear 4chan is a bigoted s------- >go to check for myself >browse for last ~6 months >initialdisgust.exe >could never be such a loser >notices similarities >kms.jpeg >I'm a charismatic no friends auti cuck >mfw this is the first time I find people I can relate to >is in denial >mfw I keep longing for interaction of understanding idiots on here M 1
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/23/23(Tue)13:35:18 No.10804579 >be me >liberal t----- (ftm) >hear 4chan is a bigoted s------- >go to check for myself >browse for last ~6 months >initialdisgust.exe >could never be such a loser >notices similarities >kms.jpeg >I'm a charismatic no friends auti cuck >mfw this is the first time I find people I can relate to >is in denial >mfw I keep longing for interaction of understanding idiots on here M 1

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Norway anon hates Americans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/16(Fri)14:47:58 No.36880739 >>36880764 >>36880772 >>36880785 >>36880795 >>36880811 >>36880846 >>36880913 >>36880972 >>36881046 >>36881100 >>36881233 >>36881263 >>36881372 >>36881455 >>36881538 >>36881550 >>36881678 >>36882334 >>36882339 >>36882679 >>36883027 >>36883035 File: 08.jpg (202 KB, 596x827) is 23&me that weird genetic map b-------? because h-------- has that made me hate you americans. >on vacation in California >some bloke hears that i'm from Norway >starts talking to me >"hey yeah, I'm Norwegian too!" >"virkelig hvor er du ifra?" ("really, where are you from?") >him: what? >me: sorry, i thought you said you were norwegian? >him: yeah, my great grandfather was from Norway, so i'm like 27% Norwegian, 30% polish and 8% native american >me: but you don't even speak the language. >him: not a single word, but i'm still Norwegian, though >me: but have you even been to norway? >him: nope mfw >me: can you even place the country on the map? >him: i don't need to know where a country is to know where i come from, brah here's a tip for you, americunts: if you are born in the US, live in the US, only speak english and only participate in american culture, you're AMERICAN. i don't give a f--- about where your grandparents cam from, that's THEIR nationality, not yours. if you don't speak Norwegian, don't know the culture, places or even where Norway is, you're not norwegian in any shape, way or form. your genetics don't mean s---.
Anonymous 04/22/16(Fri)14:47:58 No.36880739 >>36880764 >>36880772 >>36880785 >>36880795 >>36880811 >>36880846 >>36880913 >>36880972 >>36881046 >>36881100 >>36881233 >>36881263 >>36881372 >>36881455 >>36881538 >>36881550 >>36881678 >>36882334 >>36882339 >>36882679 >>36883027 >>36883035 File: 08.jpg (202 KB, 596x827) is 23&me that weird genetic map b-------? because h-------- has that made me hate you americans. >on vacation in California >some bloke hears that i'm from Norway >starts talking to me >"hey yeah, I'm Norwegian too!" >"virkelig hvor er du ifra?" ("really, where are you from?") >him: what? >me: sorry, i thought you said you were norwegian? >him: yeah, my great grandfather was from Norway, so i'm like 27% Norwegian, 30% polish and 8% native american >me: but you don't even speak the language. >him: not a single word, but i'm still Norwegian, though >me: but have you even been to norway? >him: nope mfw >me: can you even place the country on the map? >him: i don't need to know where a country is to know where i come from, brah here's a tip for you, americunts: if you are born in the US, live in the US, only speak english and only participate in american culture, you're AMERICAN. i don't give a f--- about where your grandparents cam from, that's THEIR nationality, not yours. if you don't speak Norwegian, don't know the culture, places or even where Norway is, you're not norwegian in any shape, way or form. your genetics don't mean s---.

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anon is bipolar? | /r/Greentext

Who was in the wrong Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue >let gf live rent free with me in the house I inherited >aborts my kid >strains my relationship with my cousin >today >2 weeks worth of dishes in the sink >tell her to do the dishes >bitch has the audacity to say >"half of those aren't mine" >just look at her >she gets up to the kitchen >go to wash mine after a while >see she washed them all anyway >get mad at her for washing mine after she said that >she gets mad >"you told me to wash the dishes anon" >not after you told me that >tell her when I told her to wash the dishes she should have just done it >complains how she's always washing the dishes >tells me she was waiting until I did the dishes this time >tell her its my house and this is the only thing I expect her to do >tells me I shouldn't be saying that kind of things to her >says I'm in the wrong >she leaves saying she might not come back
Who was in the wrong Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue >let gf live rent free with me in the house I inherited >aborts my kid >strains my relationship with my cousin >today >2 weeks worth of dishes in the sink >tell her to do the dishes >bitch has the audacity to say >"half of those aren't mine" >just look at her >she gets up to the kitchen >go to wash mine after a while >see she washed them all anyway >get mad at her for washing mine after she said that >she gets mad >"you told me to wash the dishes anon" >not after you told me that >tell her when I told her to wash the dishes she should have just done it >complains how she's always washing the dishes >tells me she was waiting until I did the dishes this time >tell her its my house and this is the only thing I expect her to do >tells me I shouldn't be saying that kind of things to her >says I'm in the wrong >she leaves saying she might not come back

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anon falls asleep at the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/22(Fri)13:48:44 No.68570164 >be me >fall asleep while bench pressing (hit new PR 115 lbs) >have sex dream about gym crush (dat ass tho) >feel someone tapping my shoulder >wake up, takes a while to remember where I am bc groggy >it's gym crush >she tells me I had a wet dream and points to the obvious boner in my c-- soaked sweatpants >asks if she can use the bench rack now >l mumble a mix between yes and sorry (yorry), then I run to lockeroom and cry in toilet stall until everyone leaves gym >>68570187 # >>68571374 # >>68571971 #
Anonymous 10/07/22(Fri)13:48:44 No.68570164 >be me >fall asleep while bench pressing (hit new PR 115 lbs) >have sex dream about gym crush (dat ass tho) >feel someone tapping my shoulder >wake up, takes a while to remember where I am bc groggy >it's gym crush >she tells me I had a wet dream and points to the obvious boner in my c-- soaked sweatpants >asks if she can use the bench rack now >l mumble a mix between yes and sorry (yorry), then I run to lockeroom and cry in toilet stall until everyone leaves gym >>68570187 # >>68571374 # >>68571971 #

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Anon is an animal lover | /r/Greentext

File: 9BF4D823-3B9E-4E50-B56B-C(...).png (97 KB, 1092x1037) O F----- up dreams thread Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)19:35:59 No.899750176 ► >>899750328 Anybody else ever had just traumatizing ass dreams? >be me sleeping last night >dreaming that im finally losing my virginity >take her to like a laundry room with a hole in the corner >start f------ her >she's actually really tiny >shes so tiny my d--- f------ pops out of her chest while im f------ her >she isnt too bothered so i keep going >hear noises outside the laundry room so we stop and i look outside through the hole in the corner >some f------ weeknd looking m----------- sees me and opens the door catching us naked >girl i was f------ turns into a dog >I take the dog and run outside until i find a place to hide and start f------ the dog >I wake up f------ horrified from my actions in the dream Why did i dream this? I'm not a f------ dog-f------ degenerate. Thats so f------ disgusting. What the hell?
File: 9BF4D823-3B9E-4E50-B56B-C(...).png (97 KB, 1092x1037) O F----- up dreams thread Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)19:35:59 No.899750176 ► >>899750328 Anybody else ever had just traumatizing ass dreams? >be me sleeping last night >dreaming that im finally losing my virginity >take her to like a laundry room with a hole in the corner >start f------ her >she's actually really tiny >shes so tiny my d--- f------ pops out of her chest while im f------ her >she isnt too bothered so i keep going >hear noises outside the laundry room so we stop and i look outside through the hole in the corner >some f------ weeknd looking m----------- sees me and opens the door catching us naked >girl i was f------ turns into a dog >I take the dog and run outside until i find a place to hide and start f------ the dog >I wake up f------ horrified from my actions in the dream Why did i dream this? I'm not a f------ dog-f------ degenerate. Thats so f------ disgusting. What the hell?

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Anon has a gf | /r/Greentext

Who was in the wrong No. 73424367 34 minutes ago 1609969811319.png PNG 46.9 KiB 230x237 >let gf live rent free with me in the house I inherited >aborts my kid >strains my relationship with my cousin >today >2 weeks worth of dishes in the sink >tell her to do the dishes >bitch has the audacity to say >"half of those aren't mine" >just look at her >she gets up to the kitchen >go to wash mine after a while >see she washed them all anyway >get mad at her for washing mine after she said that >she gets mad >"you told me to wash the dishes anon" >not after you told me that >tell her when I told her to wash the dishes she should have just done it >complains how she's always washing the dishes >tells me she was waiting until I did the dishes this time >tell her its my house and this is the only thing I expect her to do ... >tells me I shouldn't be saying that kind of things to her >says I'm in the wrong >she leaves saying she might not come back
Who was in the wrong No. 73424367 34 minutes ago 1609969811319.png PNG 46.9 KiB 230x237 >let gf live rent free with me in the house I inherited >aborts my kid >strains my relationship with my cousin >today >2 weeks worth of dishes in the sink >tell her to do the dishes >bitch has the audacity to say >"half of those aren't mine" >just look at her >she gets up to the kitchen >go to wash mine after a while >see she washed them all anyway >get mad at her for washing mine after she said that >she gets mad >"you told me to wash the dishes anon" >not after you told me that >tell her when I told her to wash the dishes she should have just done it >complains how she's always washing the dishes >tells me she was waiting until I did the dishes this time >tell her its my house and this is the only thing I expect her to do ... >tells me I shouldn't be saying that kind of things to her >says I'm in the wrong >she leaves saying she might not come back

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Anon Fights With A Demon | /r/Greentext

5d (5/18 2:50) 34803562 3 Replies . happened a few days ago for some context I live in an attic room in an old antebellum house >be me, chillin in my room like always >vibin.jpg >hear something tapping in my ceiling >f------ rats >f--- these little s----, start banging on the ceiling >ceiling is sloped so I can easily reach the bottom parts >stop banging >super loud knock comes from the exact spot I was just hitting >w-- >dead silence for a few seconds, I'm standing there just staring at that spot >get that sense that I'm not alone >suddenly the knocking continues, even louder than before and it's coming from everywhere >like, walls, floor, and ceiling simultaneously >ipissedsomethingoff.teehee >I'm p----- too, f----- demons ain't got s--- on me >ghostpunchermode.jpg >bang on the ceiling again >"come out you little f-----, i know you a bitch" >recite all the names of god I can think of >knocking turns back into light tapping at just one place >keep saying I'm gonna f--- whatever it is up >tapping stops >iwon.rar >furiously beat my meat afterwards >p--- at full volume >make sure to grunt and be extra loud myself >no encounters since
5d (5/18 2:50) 34803562 3 Replies . happened a few days ago for some context I live in an attic room in an old antebellum house >be me, chillin in my room like always >vibin.jpg >hear something tapping in my ceiling >f------ rats >f--- these little s----, start banging on the ceiling >ceiling is sloped so I can easily reach the bottom parts >stop banging >super loud knock comes from the exact spot I was just hitting >w-- >dead silence for a few seconds, I'm standing there just staring at that spot >get that sense that I'm not alone >suddenly the knocking continues, even louder than before and it's coming from everywhere >like, walls, floor, and ceiling simultaneously >ipissedsomethingoff.teehee >I'm p----- too, f----- demons ain't got s--- on me >ghostpunchermode.jpg >bang on the ceiling again >"come out you little f-----, i know you a bitch" >recite all the names of god I can think of >knocking turns back into light tapping at just one place >keep saying I'm gonna f--- whatever it is up >tapping stops >iwon.rar >furiously beat my meat afterwards >p--- at full volume >make sure to grunt and be extra loud myself >no encounters since

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The new face of white supremacy | /r/Greentext

File: 1684849152058877[1].png (209 KB, 537x565) Travis✔✔ @Travis_in_Flint. 22m Huge Update: The driver has been named as Sai Varshith Kandula, a 19 year old from Chesterfield, Missouri. This man is apparently a white supremacist who was wielding a Nazi flag and rammed the gates of the White House. Democrats aren't even trying anymore. You couldn't... □ Anonymous (ID: J/L15djR) 05/23/23(Tue)10:05:23 No.428050716► >>428051064 >>428051089 >>428051131 >>428051153 >>428051175 >>428051202 >>428051422 >>428051431 >>428051454 >>428051802 >>428051826 >>428052289 >>428052293 >>428052467 >>428052612 >>428052650 >>428053135 >>428053551 >>428053963 >>428054449 >>428054807 >>428054991 >>428055020 >>428055124 >>428055558 >>428055589>>428055625 >>428055662 >>428055884>>428056060 >>428056384 >>428056780 >>428056930 >>428056943 >>428057010 >>428057021 >>428057309 >>428057340 >>428057409 >>428057422 >>428057470 >>428057510 >>428057705 >>428057871 >>428058007 >>428058043 >>428058361 >>428058424 >>428058523 >>428058532 >>428058889 >>428058925 >>428059098 >>428059123 >>428059377 >>428059524 >>428059540 >>428059612 >>428060138 >>428060141 >>428060187 >>428060762 >>428060901 >>428062028 >>428062119 >>428063753 >>428063984 >>428065992 >>428066052 the new face of white supremacy just dropped >> Anonymous (ID: S8yJ/Dgd) 05/23/23(Tue)10:07:28 No.428050910 >>428051157 >>428055254 >>428055698 >>428055995 >>428056450 >>428057565 >>428058216 >>428058388 >>428059608 >>428060050 >>428062289 >>428064007 >>428085683 File: image-4.png (86 KB, 817x662) It's over Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky. 1h It's always the people you least expect Q 7 22 1 ♡ 160 63 Karol Markowicz @karol 1h White supremacists can be, and now almost always are, other races, Ryan. Lmao. 9 28 8 22 1 ... Karol Markowicz @karol.39m Bro. 22 Michael Dalakis @monkey449.40m So you're saying that this gentleman prefers that his own race or culture be inferior to "white" or cease to exist at all? Is that the b------- you're selling? 519 ♡ 26 what f------ timeline is this 11.5K 31 11.6K ↑ 1,690 1,650 ↑ ↑ T □ Anonymous (ID: CZLWJnwy) 05/23/23(Tue) 10:08:58 No.428051064 >>428058161 >>428059618 >>428059815 >>428060229 >>428060805 >>428063252 >>428050716 (OP) Immigrants doing the jobs white Americans won't. >> D Anonymous (ID: HQBEW+A) 05/23/23 (Tue)10:08:58 No.428051065 ► >>428057382 >>428064188 >>428064497 File: lol2.jpg (183 KB, 1931x1855) □ Anonymous (ID: 8X0+VKCY) 05/23/23(Tue)10:09:18 No.428051089 ► >>428058147 >>428059170 >>428059256 >>428063500 >>>>428063834 >>428050716 (OP) The FBI getting so sloppy they can't even find White men to do their "white supremacist" bidding anymore.
File: 1684849152058877[1].png (209 KB, 537x565) Travis✔✔ @Travis_in_Flint. 22m Huge Update: The driver has been named as Sai Varshith Kandula, a 19 year old from Chesterfield, Missouri. This man is apparently a white supremacist who was wielding a Nazi flag and rammed the gates of the White House. Democrats aren't even trying anymore. You couldn't... □ Anonymous (ID: J/L15djR) 05/23/23(Tue)10:05:23 No.428050716► >>428051064 >>428051089 >>428051131 >>428051153 >>428051175 >>428051202 >>428051422 >>428051431 >>428051454 >>428051802 >>428051826 >>428052289 >>428052293 >>428052467 >>428052612 >>428052650 >>428053135 >>428053551 >>428053963 >>428054449 >>428054807 >>428054991 >>428055020 >>428055124 >>428055558 >>428055589>>428055625 >>428055662 >>428055884>>428056060 >>428056384 >>428056780 >>428056930 >>428056943 >>428057010 >>428057021 >>428057309 >>428057340 >>428057409 >>428057422 >>428057470 >>428057510 >>428057705 >>428057871 >>428058007 >>428058043 >>428058361 >>428058424 >>428058523 >>428058532 >>428058889 >>428058925 >>428059098 >>428059123 >>428059377 >>428059524 >>428059540 >>428059612 >>428060138 >>428060141 >>428060187 >>428060762 >>428060901 >>428062028 >>428062119 >>428063753 >>428063984 >>428065992 >>428066052 the new face of white supremacy just dropped >> Anonymous (ID: S8yJ/Dgd) 05/23/23(Tue)10:07:28 No.428050910 >>428051157 >>428055254 >>428055698 >>428055995 >>428056450 >>428057565 >>428058216 >>428058388 >>428059608 >>428060050 >>428062289 >>428064007 >>428085683 File: image-4.png (86 KB, 817x662) It's over Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky. 1h It's always the people you least expect Q 7 22 1 ♡ 160 63 Karol Markowicz @karol 1h White supremacists can be, and now almost always are, other races, Ryan. Lmao. 9 28 8 22 1 ... Karol Markowicz @karol.39m Bro. 22 Michael Dalakis @monkey449.40m So you're saying that this gentleman prefers that his own race or culture be inferior to "white" or cease to exist at all? Is that the b------- you're selling? 519 ♡ 26 what f------ timeline is this 11.5K 31 11.6K ↑ 1,690 1,650 ↑ ↑ T □ Anonymous (ID: CZLWJnwy) 05/23/23(Tue) 10:08:58 No.428051064 >>428058161 >>428059618 >>428059815 >>428060229 >>428060805 >>428063252 >>428050716 (OP) Immigrants doing the jobs white Americans won't. >> D Anonymous (ID: HQBEW+A) 05/23/23 (Tue)10:08:58 No.428051065 ► >>428057382 >>428064188 >>428064497 File: lol2.jpg (183 KB, 1931x1855) □ Anonymous (ID: 8X0+VKCY) 05/23/23(Tue)10:09:18 No.428051089 ► >>428058147 >>428059170 >>428059256 >>428063500 >>>>428063834 >>428050716 (OP) The FBI getting so sloppy they can't even find White men to do their "white supremacist" bidding anymore.

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Anon indulges in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery | /r/Greentext

File: 1608422435941.jpg (30 KB, 306x422) 201 Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)21:15:37 No.73423652 [Reply] ► >be waiter >see Chad on a date with Stacey at my restaurant >get devilish idea >the entire time I'm waiting on them, keep pretending like I can't hear what Chad is saying and forcing him to repeat himself >watch with glee as I see "the ick" appear on Stacies face before my very eyes every time he has to say the same thing twice >tfw ruined his chances of g----------- for the nigth
File: 1608422435941.jpg (30 KB, 306x422) 201 Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)21:15:37 No.73423652 [Reply] ► >be waiter >see Chad on a date with Stacey at my restaurant >get devilish idea >the entire time I'm waiting on them, keep pretending like I can't hear what Chad is saying and forcing him to repeat himself >watch with glee as I see "the ick" appear on Stacies face before my very eyes every time he has to say the same thing twice >tfw ruined his chances of g----------- for the nigth

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Anon can't control his urges around his pets | /r/Greentext

2 replies #1, No. 73421403 3 hours ago yes PNG 545x548 276.1 kB Today I had the inexplicable urge to fart in the faces of all of my pets. So I did. I waited for them to fall asleep somewhere in the house, then I snuck up on them and put my a------ right on their nostrils and ripped wet farts. My cat gagged and looked at me like I had just stabbed him and my dog immediately got up and bolted.
2 replies #1, No. 73421403 3 hours ago yes PNG 545x548 276.1 kB Today I had the inexplicable urge to fart in the faces of all of my pets. So I did. I waited for them to fall asleep somewhere in the house, then I snuck up on them and put my a------ right on their nostrils and ripped wet farts. My cat gagged and looked at me like I had just stabbed him and my dog immediately got up and bolted.

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Oh how the turntables | /r/Greentext

2022 Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed) 22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wiBf50f3) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard 2023 Anonymous (ID: C/KXOM06 05/22/23(Mon)13:45:52 No.427911337 I just woke up w-- did i miss Anonymous (ID: FI50) 05/22/23(Mon)13:46:44 No.427911396 >>427911337 # you are getting liberated, you moron
2022 Anonymous (ID: 919279T) 02/23/22(Wed) 22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wiBf50f3) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard 2023 Anonymous (ID: C/KXOM06 05/22/23(Mon)13:45:52 No.427911337 I just woke up w-- did i miss Anonymous (ID: FI50) 05/22/23(Mon)13:46:44 No.427911396 >>427911337 # you are getting liberated, you moron

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fight club | /r/Greentext

>'the incident' when i was in 9th grade, there was a special ed class that created a fight club. for some reason someone gave them access to the internet, and they watched the movie Fight Club and decided to make it into reality. they found an old classroom that was used by the school for storage, and made it their base. they had one retard that was able to pick the lock every time flawlessly, and so it began. they would implement the rules from the movie, and fight there every launch break. one time they got busted by the teachers, making them stop fight club in the storage room. they took it to the yard. every once in a while they would form a circle and two tards would fight. keep in mind they are tards, so the fighting is kinda.... autistic screeching while tackling. they would put their cavemen tards around the outer circle so they wouldnt let the teachers break up the fight, until it was over. the leader of the club was an autistic kid with an iq of a fax printer and the speed of a mexican chihuahua, so one time when the principle took away his phone, he ran so quickly he broke a door to his office, robbing his drawers taking his phone back, and taking 49 empty A4 sheets of paper as interest.
>'the incident' when i was in 9th grade, there was a special ed class that created a fight club. for some reason someone gave them access to the internet, and they watched the movie Fight Club and decided to make it into reality. they found an old classroom that was used by the school for storage, and made it their base. they had one retard that was able to pick the lock every time flawlessly, and so it began. they would implement the rules from the movie, and fight there every launch break. one time they got busted by the teachers, making them stop fight club in the storage room. they took it to the yard. every once in a while they would form a circle and two tards would fight. keep in mind they are tards, so the fighting is kinda.... autistic screeching while tackling. they would put their cavemen tards around the outer circle so they wouldnt let the teachers break up the fight, until it was over. the leader of the club was an autistic kid with an iq of a fax printer and the speed of a mexican chihuahua, so one time when the principle took away his phone, he ran so quickly he broke a door to his office, robbing his drawers taking his phone back, and taking 49 empty A4 sheets of paper as interest.

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Anon has a right-wing friend | /r/Greentext

I'M CRYING IN BED 20% BUT IN A SKIRT >tells me he would never have sex with me >i am devastated >he still teases me almost every day): >what do? We have even started going to the gym together and AAHHHHH HE IS SO HOT My straight friend wont stop teasing me): Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)23:40:48 No.310850 >be me. Small weak Transfem >have a Guy in my class who is tall and strong >i tell myself that i would never have sex with him because he is somewhat rightwing >get drunk together often >tells me he likes to dominate people >both through rough bdsm and subtle psychological tricks >he tells me he wants to own a sex slave >he notices i get flustered everytime we talk about naughty stuff >he starts making a game out of it >sometimes on school days he just randomly walks up to me and whispers naughty stuff in my ear >get flustered every time >after 5 months of constant psychological sexual torture i finaly break >fall into his arms and tell him that i want him to f--- me as roughly as he wants >he laughs at me
I'M CRYING IN BED 20% BUT IN A SKIRT >tells me he would never have sex with me >i am devastated >he still teases me almost every day): >what do? We have even started going to the gym together and AAHHHHH HE IS SO HOT My straight friend wont stop teasing me): Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)23:40:48 No.310850 >be me. Small weak Transfem >have a Guy in my class who is tall and strong >i tell myself that i would never have sex with him because he is somewhat rightwing >get drunk together often >tells me he likes to dominate people >both through rough bdsm and subtle psychological tricks >he tells me he wants to own a sex slave >he notices i get flustered everytime we talk about naughty stuff >he starts making a game out of it >sometimes on school days he just randomly walks up to me and whispers naughty stuff in my ear >get flustered every time >after 5 months of constant psychological sexual torture i finaly break >fall into his arms and tell him that i want him to f--- me as roughly as he wants >he laughs at me

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Anon saw a Belgian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG. 05/02/22(Mon)17:17:08 No.68465470 I saw a Belgian man today Anonymous >>68465470 (OP) im sorry you had to go through that, im praying for you anon 05/02/22(Mon)17:18:04 No.68465485
Anonymous 25 KB JPG. 05/02/22(Mon)17:17:08 No.68465470 I saw a Belgian man today Anonymous >>68465470 (OP) im sorry you had to go through that, im praying for you anon 05/02/22(Mon)17:18:04 No.68465485

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