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: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)05:47:58 No.74169373 png-transparent-foreign-man-embrace-friendly-office-worker.png 51 KB PNG >be me, 7 years ago >15 >masturbating on my room, as always >mom starts to open door, without knocking >panic to put my d--- back in my pants >not enough time, mom enters "anon did you take the thing from the- >looks directly at my c--- >looks at me >leaves briefly >put my meat away >she enters again, closes door behind her "look son its okay, every teen does that type of stuff >looking at her baffled >she looks at my pants "its really ok... if you ever need any hel-" >"what the f--- mom" >she stops speaking, blinks and leaves we never spoke about that again, still comes into my mind sometimes when im about to sleep
: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)05:47:58 No.74169373 png-transparent-foreign-man-embrace-friendly-office-worker.png 51 KB PNG >be me, 7 years ago >15 >masturbating on my room, as always >mom starts to open door, without knocking >panic to put my d--- back in my pants >not enough time, mom enters "anon did you take the thing from the- >looks directly at my c--- >looks at me >leaves briefly >put my meat away >she enters again, closes door behind her "look son its okay, every teen does that type of stuff >looking at her baffled >she looks at my pants "its really ok... if you ever need any hel-" >"what the f--- mom" >she stops speaking, blinks and leaves we never spoke about that again, still comes into my mind sometimes when im about to sleep

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O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros
O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros

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Anonymous Sat Feb 13 10:35:31 2021 No.28612554 >>28611840 wagie flips burgers wagie serves fries he lives without fervor each morning he cries no sauce on his tendies no coins in his bags way-gie has no frendies his neet peers he lags neet doth buy litecoin his bags do now swell ... at the bull market peak to the wagie he sells!!! ...
Anonymous Sat Feb 13 10:35:31 2021 No.28612554 >>28611840 wagie flips burgers wagie serves fries he lives without fervor each morning he cries no sauce on his tendies no coins in his bags way-gie has no frendies his neet peers he lags neet doth buy litecoin his bags do now swell ... at the bull market peak to the wagie he sells!!! ...

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Anon is Indian | /r/Greentext

>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth
>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth

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Anon goes to a funeral | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)14:00:17 No.902593823 >be me, 12 >classmates dad dies >entire class goes to the funeral >comes the part when we all go and give our condolences to the family members >i go too and give my classmate a hug >smirking and whispering in my ears, she points out that the church floor has swastika patterns >10 years pass >a week ago randomly remember this >keep thinking about what the f--- happened there 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 07/14/23(Fri)14:00:17 No.902593823 >be me, 12 >classmates dad dies >entire class goes to the funeral >comes the part when we all go and give our condolences to the family members >i go too and give my classmate a hug >smirking and whispering in my ears, she points out that the church floor has swastika patterns >10 years pass >a week ago randomly remember this >keep thinking about what the f--- happened there 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is hurt. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri)14:47:41 No.74188065 >>74187936 (OP) # When I was with the only gf I ever had this happened >have sex >she says "that was the best sex of my life" >fast forward some months, drinking 132 KB JPG with friends >go outside for a c-- with another friend >song is playing inside, gf is talking to her friend >overhear her saying "i had the best sex of my life to this song" >tfw when she said it to me there was no song That f------ hurt
: Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri)14:47:41 No.74188065 >>74187936 (OP) # When I was with the only gf I ever had this happened >have sex >she says "that was the best sex of my life" >fast forward some months, drinking 132 KB JPG with friends >go outside for a c-- with another friend >song is playing inside, gf is talking to her friend >overhear her saying "i had the best sex of my life to this song" >tfw when she said it to me there was no song That f------ hurt

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But Leaf anon, think about their manhoods | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [+] Hema Offical. Follow 27 Apr - A young man beats his sister with sharp tools, after he finds her dancing on TikTok Rate this translation Commentaires 238 0 PARTAGER Votre commentaire. Ⓒ Like 07/28/23(Fri)12:51:24 No.185276807 Comment Share Ahmed Ale All the support For brotherhood and manhood Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 89 ONO Anjana Prabhashwara Ahmed Ale it is not fking man ho... View 7 more replies... Ahmed Assal Where is the manhood?? Automatically translated 5d Like Reply 3 00 Nour Adel All the support Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 178 06 ت بیدارہوگی بالاغضینی Nour Adel انا سكليكا متلينا View 3 more replies... لطفي احمد السيد His manhood Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 257 O You Ssef ya5i mchi m7lba li homa mch nf... View 11 more replies... Ahmed Al Hawary A man Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 72 00 وین راهي رجلة ياحيوان انت كيفو كاين... Ri Ma Ahmed Al Hawary View 13 more replies... Mohammed Ilyess king of kings 6d Like Reply 16 ljywunbgm6eb1.png 443 KB PNG محمد ارجم عباس Full support 1w Like Reply 3 >2023 >free access to the internet >still think and behave like this Are they forever incompatible with the modern world?
: Anonymous [+] Hema Offical. Follow 27 Apr - A young man beats his sister with sharp tools, after he finds her dancing on TikTok Rate this translation Commentaires 238 0 PARTAGER Votre commentaire. Ⓒ Like 07/28/23(Fri)12:51:24 No.185276807 Comment Share Ahmed Ale All the support For brotherhood and manhood Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 89 ONO Anjana Prabhashwara Ahmed Ale it is not fking man ho... View 7 more replies... Ahmed Assal Where is the manhood?? Automatically translated 5d Like Reply 3 00 Nour Adel All the support Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 178 06 ت بیدارہوگی بالاغضینی Nour Adel انا سكليكا متلينا View 3 more replies... لطفي احمد السيد His manhood Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 257 O You Ssef ya5i mchi m7lba li homa mch nf... View 11 more replies... Ahmed Al Hawary A man Automatically translated 12w Like Reply 72 00 وین راهي رجلة ياحيوان انت كيفو كاين... Ri Ma Ahmed Al Hawary View 13 more replies... Mohammed Ilyess king of kings 6d Like Reply 16 ljywunbgm6eb1.png 443 KB PNG محمد ارجم عباس Full support 1w Like Reply 3 >2023 >free access to the internet >still think and behave like this Are they forever incompatible with the modern world?

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/29/17 (Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go further than this 293 KB PNG >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >>40073896 #
: Anonymous 09/29/17 (Fri)12:56:20 No.40073827 >>40073392 (OP) # >walking girl down path to her house holding hands >she lets go of my hand >anon, i think we need to go further than this 293 KB PNG >well yeah how else are we gonna get to your house? >>40073865 # >>40073896 #

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Anon could not understand his nice girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?
Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. 7/14/23(Fri)05:56:06 No.10298738 Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?

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Anon is Alpha as fuck | /r/Greentext

File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright
File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright

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: Anonymous 0 128 KB PNG mouths 06/19/22(Sun)16:36:37 No.18003938 >working as waiter >only ever ask "is everything alright" when they have a mouthful of food >all they can do is nod their head awkwardly while covering their >>18004712 # >>18005408 # >>18005746 # >>18006385 # Anonymous06/19/22(Sun)19:58:55 No.18004712 >>18003938 # you are a menace to society 18003952
: Anonymous 0 128 KB PNG mouths 06/19/22(Sun)16:36:37 No.18003938 >working as waiter >only ever ask "is everything alright" when they have a mouthful of food >all they can do is nod their head awkwardly while covering their >>18004712 # >>18005408 # >>18005746 # >>18006385 # Anonymous06/19/22(Sun)19:58:55 No.18004712 >>18003938 # you are a menace to society 18003952

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Anon doesn’t like UK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 260 KB PNG 09/29/21 (Wed)02:27:49 No.341311539 94 KB PNG What the f--- is wrong with people? There is a literal island made of garbage out there in the sea. Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 09/29/21 (Wed)02:28:10 No.341311591 oops wrong pic
Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 260 KB PNG 09/29/21 (Wed)02:27:49 No.341311539 94 KB PNG What the f--- is wrong with people? There is a literal island made of garbage out there in the sea. Anonymous (ID: MNUC8ZRw) 09/29/21 (Wed)02:28:10 No.341311591 oops wrong pic

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Anon explains attractiveness to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 2 3 >be me >texting with girl I met on bumble >go on date and really hit it off >texting next day and I mention that I'm surprised she gave me a chance >she asks why she wouldn't >I have negative canthal tilt and rate around a 4.6 attractiveness while she has good facial structure and probably ranks a 5.8 >explain this to her >she asks "what the f--- is canthal tilt" >also seems upset for some reason >assure her that I'm not being self deprecating I just know that I'm not that attractive >send her pic rel and explain how canthal tilt, sexual dimorphism, and cranial size all determine male attractiveness 4 5 6 7 8 07/27/23(Thu)23:48:34 No.74186071 345 KB JPG >she asks why I'm so obsessed with hot men >"It's just a hobby I guess haha" >she ghosts me soon after I'm pretty sure I convinced her that she could do better. I know I'm rusty but I didn't think I was THAT rusty.
: Anonymous 1 2 3 >be me >texting with girl I met on bumble >go on date and really hit it off >texting next day and I mention that I'm surprised she gave me a chance >she asks why she wouldn't >I have negative canthal tilt and rate around a 4.6 attractiveness while she has good facial structure and probably ranks a 5.8 >explain this to her >she asks "what the f--- is canthal tilt" >also seems upset for some reason >assure her that I'm not being self deprecating I just know that I'm not that attractive >send her pic rel and explain how canthal tilt, sexual dimorphism, and cranial size all determine male attractiveness 4 5 6 7 8 07/27/23(Thu)23:48:34 No.74186071 345 KB JPG >she asks why I'm so obsessed with hot men >"It's just a hobby I guess haha" >she ghosts me soon after I'm pretty sure I convinced her that she could do better. I know I'm rusty but I didn't think I was THAT rusty.

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Female character choices | /r/Greentext

☐damn i hate when games let me pick gender Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)13:46:52 No.32139902 ► >>32139945 >last year i was straight 17 y/o boy >got a new game for switch >lets me pick gender at start >female looks pretty cute, i choose her >i play the game happily >one guy in the game is really sweet >f--- h <he is super attractive: polite, tragic backstory, completely unhinged >finish the game >last cutscene he confesses his love for me >i keep giggling >"i am straight, i am a man" i keep telling myself >been binging otome games ever since i was f------ ruined by a small choice in one game. can i sue someone?
☐damn i hate when games let me pick gender Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)13:46:52 No.32139902 ► >>32139945 >last year i was straight 17 y/o boy >got a new game for switch >lets me pick gender at start >female looks pretty cute, i choose her >i play the game happily >one guy in the game is really sweet >f--- h <he is super attractive: polite, tragic backstory, completely unhinged >finish the game >last cutscene he confesses his love for me >i keep giggling >"i am straight, i am a man" i keep telling myself >been binging otome games ever since i was f------ ruined by a small choice in one game. can i sue someone?

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Anon is a christian | /r/Greentext

its insane how beautiful life can be M ■ Anonymous (ID: XUkCxynQ) 06/08/23(Thu)18:16:44 No.429921863 >>429924427 >>429924555 BD4BB1FB-8687-4820-A15C-B(...).jpg (86 KB, 790x960) google yandex iqdb wait The main benefit is that I took control of my own life instead of waiting on god to make everything better or give me a "sign". Once you learn that the Calvary isn't coming, you start to actually live, and appreciate the true blessings in life, and your loved ones. Because now I know that my time with them is limited, and once they're gone, they're gone. Life is more beautiful now than it ever was when I was a theist. If there is a god, then hopefully they forgive me, and maybe they're even proud of me for making the most of their creations.
its insane how beautiful life can be M ■ Anonymous (ID: XUkCxynQ) 06/08/23(Thu)18:16:44 No.429921863 >>429924427 >>429924555 BD4BB1FB-8687-4820-A15C-B(...).jpg (86 KB, 790x960) google yandex iqdb wait The main benefit is that I took control of my own life instead of waiting on god to make everything better or give me a "sign". Once you learn that the Calvary isn't coming, you start to actually live, and appreciate the true blessings in life, and your loved ones. Because now I know that my time with them is limited, and once they're gone, they're gone. Life is more beautiful now than it ever was when I was a theist. If there is a god, then hopefully they forgive me, and maybe they're even proud of me for making the most of their creations.

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A gun made by the French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon) 20:01:00 No.706227 148a.jpg 17 KB JPG >be french >made one gun that shoots 3 bullets at once >mag capacity is not divisible by 3
: Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon) 20:01:00 No.706227 148a.jpg 17 KB JPG >be french >made one gun that shoots 3 bullets at once >mag capacity is not divisible by 3

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