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FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time
FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time

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Anon is a good citizen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?
Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?

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Soul of Old Japan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #

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Anon Doesn't Understand Prometheus (2012) | /r/Greentext

File: 1629463159563.jpg (103 KB, 1023x680) ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:36:06 No.202653443 ►>>202653501 >>202653932 >>202653976 >>202655088 >>202655172 >>202655462 >>202655553 >>202655636 >>202656491 >>202657001 >>202657122 >>202657298 >>202657371 >>202657724 >>202658698 >OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN F------ S---- What was his f------ problem? Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:38:31 No.202653501 ►>>202653547 >>202653443 (OP). Prometheus did'nt say that Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:19:54 No.202657371 >>202658629 File: thoughts-on-ridley-scotts (...).jpg (134 KB, 1080x1254) Ridley Scott tells journalist to "go f--- yourself" after 'The Last Duel' question "Sir, f--- you. F--- you. Thank you very much" By Sam Warner 6th December 2021 >>202657526 >>202658451 BIRD INDON FI VAL 2019 >>202653443 (OP) >Alien: Engineers script >engineer went into stasis to save himself after being infested >woke up extremely confused that his fellow engineers didn't come to rescue him and some retard monkey men are instead asking him about life extension therapy >checks computer logs and learns nothing has changed on the base for thousands of years and he has an hour to live, tops >just gets extremely p----- off and decides to kill all the humans in a rage for being retards and condemning him to horrific death by ribcage explosion >Ridley Scott sees this >asks editors to remove all the stuff about the aliens and the embryo implantation but keep in the engineer's rage moment >"So why does the engineer attack them then? What's the new context?" >"Lol," said Ridley Scott. "Lmao." ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:27:21 No.202657526 >>202657371 oh, another cut moment that would have made this a real film i wish promethius had not been compromised so much, its not a good way to make a movie
File: 1629463159563.jpg (103 KB, 1023x680) ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:36:06 No.202653443 ►>>202653501 >>202653932 >>202653976 >>202655088 >>202655172 >>202655462 >>202655553 >>202655636 >>202656491 >>202657001 >>202657122 >>202657298 >>202657371 >>202657724 >>202658698 >OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN F------ S---- What was his f------ problem? Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 15:38:31 No.202653501 ►>>202653547 >>202653443 (OP). Prometheus did'nt say that Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:19:54 No.202657371 >>202658629 File: thoughts-on-ridley-scotts (...).jpg (134 KB, 1080x1254) Ridley Scott tells journalist to "go f--- yourself" after 'The Last Duel' question "Sir, f--- you. F--- you. Thank you very much" By Sam Warner 6th December 2021 >>202657526 >>202658451 BIRD INDON FI VAL 2019 >>202653443 (OP) >Alien: Engineers script >engineer went into stasis to save himself after being infested >woke up extremely confused that his fellow engineers didn't come to rescue him and some retard monkey men are instead asking him about life extension therapy >checks computer logs and learns nothing has changed on the base for thousands of years and he has an hour to live, tops >just gets extremely p----- off and decides to kill all the humans in a rage for being retards and condemning him to horrific death by ribcage explosion >Ridley Scott sees this >asks editors to remove all the stuff about the aliens and the embryo implantation but keep in the engineer's rage moment >"So why does the engineer attack them then? What's the new context?" >"Lol," said Ridley Scott. "Lmao." ☐ Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 18:27:21 No.202657526 >>202657371 oh, another cut moment that would have made this a real film i wish promethius had not been compromised so much, its not a good way to make a movie

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Grandmas are literally the best | /r/Greentext

174 KB JPG >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family >eat >pork dinner is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >I still do >thank you for the memories
174 KB JPG >be me >be 13 >visiting grandmas house >grandma is really good at cooking a pork dinner >sit down with family >eat >pork dinner is really nice >yum >chocolate cake is nice >yum yum >thank you grandma >say to myself "I will remember this" >I still do >thank you for the memories

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Field deployment gone wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 17:14:58 No.202440654 DuelonCoruscant.jpg 499 KB JPG >Spend decades training up a Jedi in all manners of the force, its applications, and how to wield a lightsaber. >Die in mere seconds from Palpy >One guy only managed to block 1 hit before being dispatched.
: Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 17:14:58 No.202440654 DuelonCoruscant.jpg 499 KB JPG >Spend decades training up a Jedi in all manners of the force, its applications, and how to wield a lightsaber. >Die in mere seconds from Palpy >One guy only managed to block 1 hit before being dispatched.

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Crisis it is?! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:28:46 No. 199094327 MV5BZWEYZmNIZGEtNmEwZi00ZjcyLThIM2ltMmFmMDY2N2JjMGVmX >crisis situation >woman immediately cuts her hair short Name this phenomenon 71 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/12/24(Sun)21:28:46 No. 199094327 MV5BZWEYZmNIZGEtNmEwZi00ZjcyLThIM2ltMmFmMDY2N2JjMGVmX >crisis situation >woman immediately cuts her hair short Name this phenomenon 71 KB JPG

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Probably greed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)15:25:41 No.83193870 >Company goes public >It gets significantly worse Serious question. Why the f--- would any company go public ever. Valve is private and is doing f------ amazing. Everytime you hear a company go public it dies 3-5 years later. Why go public
Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)15:25:41 No.83193870 >Company goes public >It gets significantly worse Serious question. Why the f--- would any company go public ever. Valve is private and is doing f------ amazing. Everytime you hear a company go public it dies 3-5 years later. Why go public

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Anon loves to confuse people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:41:18 No.78533310 >be me >train myself not to laugh >past month go to dunkin and ask for pickles and onions in water >sit there every morning and drink it in front of them like it's a coffee >they never ask
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:41:18 No.78533310 >be me >train myself not to laugh >past month go to dunkin and ask for pickles and onions in water >sit there every morning and drink it in front of them like it's a coffee >they never ask

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Anons at the polls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)16:25:38 No.78532222 >tfw major trumpfag but i literally can't afford groceries anymore might vote for kamala this election.. please forgive me bros i dont care about the gays or trannies or n------ i just want to afford food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # >>tfw major trumpfag 08/18/24(Sun)16:27:48 No.78532236 Cuckservative retards shouldn't be allowed food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:49:43 No.78532904 How does it make sense to vote for someone who was in office as the vice president when the cost of food went up, OP? Walk me through your thinking process here. >>78532964 # Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:53:30 No.78532938 It doesn't matter who you vote for, everything will still be expensive and you will still be poor
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)16:25:38 No.78532222 >tfw major trumpfag but i literally can't afford groceries anymore might vote for kamala this election.. please forgive me bros i dont care about the gays or trannies or n------ i just want to afford food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # >>tfw major trumpfag 08/18/24(Sun)16:27:48 No.78532236 Cuckservative retards shouldn't be allowed food Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:49:43 No.78532904 How does it make sense to vote for someone who was in office as the vice president when the cost of food went up, OP? Walk me through your thinking process here. >>78532964 # Anonymous >>78532222 (OP) # 08/18/24(Sun)17:53:30 No.78532938 It doesn't matter who you vote for, everything will still be expensive and you will still be poor

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"The most dangerous place on the Internet" | /r/Greentext

- File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:45:13 No.78532866 [1] [Reply] >be me >take a s--- >flush toilet well that just happened ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:46:54 No.78532879 this thread is stupid af but it made me laugh so thanks i guess ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:19 No.78532916 the only believable gt lately - File: fat grease.png (81 KB, 347x288) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:24 No.78532538 [1] [Reply] you are poopy e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:55 No.78532543 >>78532915 File: 1723584003604993.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Hey you know what? f--- you e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:16 No.78532915 >>78532543 ok poopy
- File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:45:13 No.78532866 [1] [Reply] >be me >take a s--- >flush toilet well that just happened ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:46:54 No.78532879 this thread is stupid af but it made me laugh so thanks i guess ☐☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:19 No.78532916 the only believable gt lately - File: fat grease.png (81 KB, 347x288) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:24 No.78532538 [1] [Reply] you are poopy e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:08:55 No.78532543 >>78532915 File: 1723584003604993.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) google yandex iqdb wait Hey you know what? f--- you e ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:51:16 No.78532915 >>78532543 ok poopy

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Anon lives with roommates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous VEN 08/18/24(Sun)16:46:45 No.78532355 >new roommates move in >THEY'RE USING MY F------ CONDIMENTS AGAIN HOW DOES ONE M----------- USE SO MUCH KETCHUP IN 3 DAYS?????? 14 KB JPG
Anonymous VEN 08/18/24(Sun)16:46:45 No.78532355 >new roommates move in >THEY'RE USING MY F------ CONDIMENTS AGAIN HOW DOES ONE M----------- USE SO MUCH KETCHUP IN 3 DAYS?????? 14 KB JPG

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Anon is a theologist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."
Anonymous (ID: uJCWG4VT) How we can know the Bible is f(...) HO 11 KB JPG 08/18/24(Sun)18:16:42 No.478739263 >Be God, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent creator of reality >Require slaughtering innocent life to make you happy so you forgive humans for sinning >"You do bad things, so you better kill the highest quality innocent living things you can get or else I'll hate you." >For some reason, mutilating little boys penises is absolutely necessary. In fact, mutilate every male's penis for him, but especially 8-day old boys, that's what God, who created an entire universe, wants the most. >"If you kill the absolute best quality, best bred, most lovely innocent life you have for me, I'll make sure you can genocide your enemy tribes to the last man, woman, child, and animal. >"......except the Scythians, cause like, they have steel chariots and s--- and f--- all that mess. Of course I'm a real God, I created the universe you stupid f---! Now go mutilate more boy penises and kill the best innocent creatures you can find for me, idiot."

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Doll lover | /r/Greentext

OB Anonymous ID: //gCW7n0 Tue 22 Aug 2023 17:14:45 No.438801146 >>438800979 View >I cant even imagine how sad and pathetic must feel a lonely man on a friday evening when he's done with the doll and with disgusts he watch at the dead plastic body filled with his weak c-- while normal people have their cozy/chad evenings. >I feel sad for you, anons. Hope you get better pic related t.poland
OB Anonymous ID: //gCW7n0 Tue 22 Aug 2023 17:14:45 No.438801146 >>438800979 View >I cant even imagine how sad and pathetic must feel a lonely man on a friday evening when he's done with the doll and with disgusts he watch at the dead plastic body filled with his weak c-- while normal people have their cozy/chad evenings. >I feel sad for you, anons. Hope you get better pic related t.poland

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Shifting Attack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)10:46:52 No.27818406 1720067312948545.jpg 84 KB JPG >Car approaches you from behind doing 10+ mph more than you >move over to let them pass >they match your speed and hang out in your blind spot >they match your speed as you speed up, slow down, or even slam on the brakes I swear to god I hope these f----- NPC drivers hit a wall and burn to death
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)10:46:52 No.27818406 1720067312948545.jpg 84 KB JPG >Car approaches you from behind doing 10+ mph more than you >move over to let them pass >they match your speed and hang out in your blind spot >they match your speed as you speed up, slow down, or even slam on the brakes I swear to god I hope these f----- NPC drivers hit a wall and burn to death

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Anon Likes Grand Designs | /r/Greentext

File: 88a18d8279ab563ab91235e5f(...).jpg (672 KB, 1600x1200) GRAND DESIGNS Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:30:09 No.202619144 >>202621632 >its the Glass panes are 6mm too big after waiting 6 months for them to come from Italy Episode ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:38:25 No.202619291 >>202620564 >year five of the six month build >originally budgeted at £400,000 they're now at 1.5 million >the german factory capable of making the 2 inch thick custom curved glass has closed down >the builders used the wrong chemical portaloos and the council is about to remove their eco-friendly green belt planning permission >the tasteful modernisation they planned for the watermill has been halted after five grams of droppings of an endangered bat were found on the rafters >josephine, craig and little phineas have had to leave the caravan after their son developed brain fungus from the damp >they are now living in tarp chrysalises in the adjoining meadow >kevin mccloud is wearing a scarf and haranguing the two of them for their hubris ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)18:40:58 No.202620564 >>202619291 >kevin hosts a "where are they now" episode >phineas is f------ dead and the house still isn't finished ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:21:09 No.202621272 >It's another endless rain episode Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:29:05 No.202621410 >>202621433 i like when people say they'll be done in 6 months and kevin laughs at them Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:30:55 No.202621433 >>202621410 >backhandedly tells them the design is s--- Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:32:20 No.202621458 >We're spending all our money and energy building the most complicated house we can >I know, a new baby is the perfect addition to this stress! Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:34:37 No.202621494 >2 months into the build the wife gets cancer >she survives but it's crippled their finances >then the husband gets cancer ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:36:22 No.202621530 >>202621600 >>202621661 >>202621705 >>202621714 File: IMG_3432.jpg (1.36 MB, 3000x2002) >house is too big to sell Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:39:09 No.202621593 >Project is delayed and a little over budget >Couple say they are confident they can make up time >Cuts to next scene >Caption says 2020 oh nononono Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:41:05 No.202621632 >>202619144 (OP) It always ends up being a glass box. Middle class people have zero taste.
File: 88a18d8279ab563ab91235e5f(...).jpg (672 KB, 1600x1200) GRAND DESIGNS Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:30:09 No.202619144 >>202621632 >its the Glass panes are 6mm too big after waiting 6 months for them to come from Italy Episode ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)17:38:25 No.202619291 >>202620564 >year five of the six month build >originally budgeted at £400,000 they're now at 1.5 million >the german factory capable of making the 2 inch thick custom curved glass has closed down >the builders used the wrong chemical portaloos and the council is about to remove their eco-friendly green belt planning permission >the tasteful modernisation they planned for the watermill has been halted after five grams of droppings of an endangered bat were found on the rafters >josephine, craig and little phineas have had to leave the caravan after their son developed brain fungus from the damp >they are now living in tarp chrysalises in the adjoining meadow >kevin mccloud is wearing a scarf and haranguing the two of them for their hubris ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)18:40:58 No.202620564 >>202619291 >kevin hosts a "where are they now" episode >phineas is f------ dead and the house still isn't finished ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:21:09 No.202621272 >It's another endless rain episode Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:29:05 No.202621410 >>202621433 i like when people say they'll be done in 6 months and kevin laughs at them Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:30:55 No.202621433 >>202621410 >backhandedly tells them the design is s--- Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:32:20 No.202621458 >We're spending all our money and energy building the most complicated house we can >I know, a new baby is the perfect addition to this stress! Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:34:37 No.202621494 >2 months into the build the wife gets cancer >she survives but it's crippled their finances >then the husband gets cancer ☐ Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:36:22 No.202621530 >>202621600 >>202621661 >>202621705 >>202621714 File: IMG_3432.jpg (1.36 MB, 3000x2002) >house is too big to sell Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:39:09 No.202621593 >Project is delayed and a little over budget >Couple say they are confident they can make up time >Cuts to next scene >Caption says 2020 oh nononono Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)19:41:05 No.202621632 >>202619144 (OP) It always ends up being a glass box. Middle class people have zero taste.

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