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Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/14/25(Fri)15:36:46 No. 18409639 I am uniquely beautiful and youthful looking for my age (29). My secrets? >mouth breathing (baby face) >resting frown (no wrinkles) >crying all the time (makes eyelashes long and undereye puffy) >0 physical activity (no stress on my body) >bouts of melancholy (keeps hair from falling out). >>18409680 #
Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/14/25(Fri)15:36:46 No. 18409639 I am uniquely beautiful and youthful looking for my age (29). My secrets? >mouth breathing (baby face) >resting frown (no wrinkles) >crying all the time (makes eyelashes long and undereye puffy) >0 physical activity (no stress on my body) >bouts of melancholy (keeps hair from falling out). >>18409680 #

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Anon writes articles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 279 KB GIF 03/18/25(Tue) 09:58:38 No.932624090 >be me couple years back >Get freelance job writing for online article company >Trying to get clicks >Decide to find some random anime to write on >"Top 10 episodes of the anime" >Pretty much just go find YouTube opinions and join a discord full of fans to get the consensus 10 or so best episodes >Throw some random episode that has decent reviews but mildly controversial at number 7 >Publish article >Wait a few days and share it to a community discord saying "this list is pretty good but number 7 is eh" >Rinse and repeat with a different game/anime/show I've been doing this for years and no one catches on
Anonymous 279 KB GIF 03/18/25(Tue) 09:58:38 No.932624090 >be me couple years back >Get freelance job writing for online article company >Trying to get clicks >Decide to find some random anime to write on >"Top 10 episodes of the anime" >Pretty much just go find YouTube opinions and join a discord full of fans to get the consensus 10 or so best episodes >Throw some random episode that has decent reviews but mildly controversial at number 7 >Publish article >Wait a few days and share it to a community discord saying "this list is pretty good but number 7 is eh" >Rinse and repeat with a different game/anime/show I've been doing this for years and no one catches on

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Anon is mentally well | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers
Anonymous >think I'm autistic 03/18/25(Tue)11:40:20 No.80668511 sddefault (3).jpg 31 KB JPG >go in for screening >do at least two dozen tests >have to get gf and mom to do questionnaires >finally have appointment >get diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression >ADHD >OCD >Bipolar >even a f------ eating disorder >only thing I don't have is autism At least I'm not autistic though. Goodbye losers

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Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.
Anonymous 77 KB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)07:29:55 No.80667195 >visit natural museum >near me a 2yo kid kid sees a stuffed arctic seal >says to his parents "bunny?" >the parents laugh and say no, it is a seal thats was some adorable s---. f--- man i wish i was a father but women just dont like me much nor generally want kids anyway.

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Anon eats breakfast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.
: Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)03:36:20 No.32868044 I ate 5 McDonald's burgers today and now I feel like s---. You think it's the burgers or is this all in my head? 29 KB PNG : Anonymous Anonymous >>32868360 # : Anonymous >>32868366 # : Anonymous Anonymous >>32871600 # Anonymous 56 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon)05:23:55 No.32868259 03/17/25(Mon)05:47:14 No.32868328 03/17/25(Mon)06:01:01 No.32868360 03/17/25(Mon)06:05:19 No.32868366 03/17/25(Mon)22:47:02 No.32871535 03/17/25(Mon)23:17:51 No.32871595 >>32868044 (OP) # The burgers are in your tummy not in your head anon.

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Rape dwarves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins
: Anonymous Should we call femcels "goblin(...) 738 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)11:55:48 No.80666337 >short and ugly >angry or sad >entitled (like how goblins steal) >would r--- Chad's balls dry if they could get away with it >really annoying Femcels are practically goblins

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Playing my sordid part you've tendered | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?
: Anonymous 1.15 MB PNG 03/18/25(Tue)10:33:54 No.80665972 >Everyone in the house has given up on the dog >Meaning they just ignore it, don't feed it or give it water >It now hounds me 24/7 because I feed it and give it water >Everywhere I go the dog follows and it always has to be touching me >It is also a border collie so It f------ tries to herd me because there's no sheep around >I often have to boot its f------ ribs in to get it to stop doing this >I NEVER wanted anything to do with the dog because I knew this was going to happen >Even right now the dog is the wheels of my computer chair so I cant roll around without hitting it And i find out today that my f------ mother (owner of the dog) wants another dog... I'm honestly just thinking about selling this one online and saying it ran away or something. I could sell it to a farmer who actually needs a herding for cheap just to get rid of the c---. Thoughts on this?

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Taking back my love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)12:09:40 No.80666389 >be me >coworkers give out my info, tell people to stalk me >start telling people Im Skitz, spread rumors >show parents everything, they dont believe me >have me taken to shrink >give coworkers exactly what they wanted and have me institutionalized >Dad doesnt give a s--- and even feels proud of what he did It just sucks to know everyone is out living their lives while I have to suffer like this

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It was probably worth it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme
: Anonymous 34 KB PNG 09/04/18(Tue)22:04:46 No.47942852 >be me grade 12 >taking finals >snuck my phone in for no reason >do not disturb on but didn't turn it off >have app on phone that screeches OOF when it detects when it gets dropped >middle of test >phone falls out of pocket >phone screeches at max volume, OOF >teacher looks at me >friend from across room is trying so hard not to laugh >i got expelled >have to go to another high school >mfw i'll probably never graduate due to a meme

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Ceramic Misadajust Liquid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?
Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)19:56:12 No.7056291 >amazing franchise stuck under the worst developer/publisher ever Any examples of this?

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Alliteration | /r/Greentext

Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?
Adobe Stock | #195484350 Ado Esc Anonymous dobe Stock Tab Q Caps Lock A Shift F1 03/17/25(Mon) 14:17:32 No.705584832 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 @ # $ % & 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 £ 5¢ 6 T 7 8 be Stock ( ) 9 0 E R T Y U I O P Adore Stock Adob D F G H K L C V B N M dob obe Stock 1737893883854778.png 654 KB PNG Adobe Stock Alt Gr Adobe sc dobe Stock >map on 'M' >quest log on 'L' >inventory on 'I' >party screen on 'P' >journal on 'J' >your fingers literally cant reach any of them comfortably are developers actually f------ retarded?

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It didn't have any good memes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:22:55 No.104723325 Bluesky Why did if fail? 1712602665646.jpg 33 KB JPG

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A siren who sings in the dark | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/18/25(Tue)01:49:38 No.80661599 >Be me, 24 >My gf of 2 months wants to watch a romantic movie >Asks me to pick one >A silent voice.jpg >I was tearing by the end of the movie >She start teasing me about it >Next day comes and she is cold and distant >A week goes by and she isn't the same >Got a screenshot shot from one of our mutual friends She was calling me a f-----, and how I'm such a beta for showing emotions, what hurts me most is this "Even though he has a full grown beard and a very masculine face, he probably likes to suck d--- like a pathetic f-----, because he was crying like a bitch LMFAO" I broke up with the w---- an hour after reading that s---, f------ w-----. I'm actually disgusted by the fact that I've shared bed with that w----

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Because we're that strong! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in
: Anonymous >american movie 03/16/25(Sun)14:19:08 No.209416850 1712634500577484.jpg 23 KB JPG >someone punches a wall >somehow it caves in

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Credit Score POOR 300-579 FAIR 580-669 GOOD 670-739 Settings Mobile Home 03/17/25(Mon)12:59:33 No.80658065 VERY GOOD 740-799 CREDIT SCORE 108 KB PNG >Using credit lowers your score >Not using credit lowers your score >Paying back late lowers your score >Paying back early lowers your score >Even checking your score lowers your score >Thinking about your score lowers your score >Taking out loans lowers your score >Paying loans back lowers your score >Not taking out loans lowers your score How does this thing work? EXCELLENT 800-850

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Would rather not play than DM. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it
: Anonymous Called it 11 KB JPG 03/17/25(Mon) 12:05:22 No.932583181 >be me >friends want to get more into TTRPGS >only one in group with experience playing them >warn them that they're not like vidya >they persist >no one wants to fall into the forever DM trap so no one offers to host >Fuckit.jpeg >bite the bullet and become DM >played a handful of WOD campaigns >no issues >then the Fallout incident happened >one of the group members discovered there's a Fallout TTRPG >two group members want to play homebrewed min/maxed characters >warn the group that to compensate I will be making mobs slightly tougher >they all agree >the party has to clear out a old church full of radroaches and bloatflies for their first quest >party nearly gets PWed because the tank literally f---- off and starts looting mid combat >session ends after that encounter >few days later get home from work and get invited to a VC >it's a f------ intervention style ambush >group tells me that our last game was s--- and that I need to be a better DM >seething about the combat encounter the most >remind them that I agreed to the mob difficulty increase >also pointed out that if their tank didn't loot mid combat they would of faired better >they're still seething at me >tell them if they can do a better job than me at DMing they're welcome to take the spot >no one chimes up >discussion ends there >everyone awkwardly leaves one by one >haven't played a TTRPG since I knew they couldn't f------ handle it

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