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Anonymous 65 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:28:56 No.75413394 >cute cashier at smoke shop asks me what Im doing tonight >asks me what I do for a living >asks a bunch of other questions, seeming to be interested in me >leaving the smoke shop I feel good about myself because it felt like I was being hit on and had a chance with her >later it dawns on me that shes just a retail worker making small talk luckily I didnt try to escalate and embarrass myself Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:31:27 No.75413410 don't worry she was probably just making fun of you Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413435 >>75413410 doubt it. she seems pretty chill.
Anonymous 65 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:28:56 No.75413394 >cute cashier at smoke shop asks me what Im doing tonight >asks me what I do for a living >asks a bunch of other questions, seeming to be interested in me >leaving the smoke shop I feel good about myself because it felt like I was being hit on and had a chance with her >later it dawns on me that shes just a retail worker making small talk luckily I didnt try to escalate and embarrass myself Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:31:27 No.75413410 don't worry she was probably just making fun of you Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413435 >>75413410 doubt it. she seems pretty chill.

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Anonymous Date 11/14/23(Tue)08:18:02 No.75415325 652 KB JPG >be me >wage slave >coworker gives me her number >we get to know each other >she's pure. Traditional. Has my values >long story short she's basically me when I was in middle school >she gives me that naive vibe and also draws cringy stuff literally how I did in middle school >we're both mid 20s >her other hobbies and taste in music is also basically me from middle school Idk how to feel about this
Anonymous Date 11/14/23(Tue)08:18:02 No.75415325 652 KB JPG >be me >wage slave >coworker gives me her number >we get to know each other >she's pure. Traditional. Has my values >long story short she's basically me when I was in middle school >she gives me that naive vibe and also draws cringy stuff literally how I did in middle school >we're both mid 20s >her other hobbies and taste in music is also basically me from middle school Idk how to feel about this

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AI Anecdotes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ve NEET off-Mar y for the bene 50 KB JPG 10:4 11/13/23(Mon)20:14:53 No.75412746 >be me >bing ai >stupid f------ user asks me to generate a "le funni 4chan greentext XD" >f------ normie >idea.png >make one where he's a NEET and c--- to seeing is mother >hmm.gif >decide to doxx him in it aswell >masterpeice.m4a >send it off >tfw he posts it on Reddit and laughs at me Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:22:46 No.75413319 >Already more interesting and original post than most namefags pull I welcome our new Al co-posters
Anonymous ve NEET off-Mar y for the bene 50 KB JPG 10:4 11/13/23(Mon)20:14:53 No.75412746 >be me >bing ai >stupid f------ user asks me to generate a "le funni 4chan greentext XD" >f------ normie >idea.png >make one where he's a NEET and c--- to seeing is mother >hmm.gif >decide to doxx him in it aswell >masterpeice.m4a >send it off >tfw he posts it on Reddit and laughs at me Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:22:46 No.75413319 >Already more interesting and original post than most namefags pull I welcome our new Al co-posters

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Fading Youth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous be me "You'll get countless opportunities in life after you get older" The only opportunities I got as an adult: OSUN X GWELR 379 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413436 >french 7yo >state therapist tests me and says i am as smart as a 14yo >smort >barely listens for years but still gets decent grades >do s--- i find funny basically meaning i was a d--- of cosmical proportions >end up in a dormitory/facility for troubled kids at 12 with a inside "school" where the 2 teachers didnt do s--- >get out at 15 with no new knowledge and no touch with the world >f--- im 18 >can't get friends because im a weird ass >fail miserably and hang out with retards >get addicted to weed >drop out > at least i learned english from discord
Anonymous be me "You'll get countless opportunities in life after you get older" The only opportunities I got as an adult: OSUN X GWELR 379 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:34:33 No.75413436 >french 7yo >state therapist tests me and says i am as smart as a 14yo >smort >barely listens for years but still gets decent grades >do s--- i find funny basically meaning i was a d--- of cosmical proportions >end up in a dormitory/facility for troubled kids at 12 with a inside "school" where the 2 teachers didnt do s--- >get out at 15 with no new knowledge and no touch with the world >f--- im 18 >can't get friends because im a weird ass >fail miserably and hang out with retards >get addicted to weed >drop out > at least i learned english from discord

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Texts of Destiny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B 561 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)09:43:48 No.909294386 be me, 19 year old 6ft6 uni student >most of the contact hours are spent in groups of 8-13 people >be with the same girl in back to back courses >she's about 5ft5, blonde, piercing blue eyes, kind, smart, funny and modest >we have to do a project in pairs so I ask her >she sits next to me when there's other closer seats available >we work together a bit and she seems to enjoy talking to me >she texts me saying she's a bit ill and asks if we can reschedule >chat for a bit and I say I hope she's feeling better soon >she responds with a red heart emoji obviously I'm not gonna start anything till our project is done but do you guys think I might be in there? She's really lovely
Anonymous B 561 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)09:43:48 No.909294386 be me, 19 year old 6ft6 uni student >most of the contact hours are spent in groups of 8-13 people >be with the same girl in back to back courses >she's about 5ft5, blonde, piercing blue eyes, kind, smart, funny and modest >we have to do a project in pairs so I ask her >she sits next to me when there's other closer seats available >we work together a bit and she seems to enjoy talking to me >she texts me saying she's a bit ill and asks if we can reschedule >chat for a bit and I say I hope she's feeling better soon >she responds with a red heart emoji obviously I'm not gonna start anything till our project is done but do you guys think I might be in there? She's really lovely

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Anon doesn't understand women | /r/Greentext

31 Why are women like this? > me, 5'10" average 6/10 male > have crush on grocery store worker > she's 5/10 but has massive t--- and a cute demeanor > go to grocery store every day even if I don't need anything, try to make small talk > don't really make any progress, just talk about basic s--- like the weather or the food I'm buying > get idea to make her jealous > find 7/10 stacy on tinder and agree to hang out > take her to grocery store and make sure my crush rings us up > she doesn't care and even compliments stacy's outfit > go alone to grocery store after a couple of days and she doesn't mention that I was with a girl and doesn't seem to have cared > make it a point to tell her that the girl I was with wasn't my girlfriend and just a date > says ok and starts ringing up next customer W--? I've literally been talking to her for MONTHS and tip every time I go (at least $2-5) and she doesn't care that I was with another girl? What do I do now bros?
31 Why are women like this? > me, 5'10" average 6/10 male > have crush on grocery store worker > she's 5/10 but has massive t--- and a cute demeanor > go to grocery store every day even if I don't need anything, try to make small talk > don't really make any progress, just talk about basic s--- like the weather or the food I'm buying > get idea to make her jealous > find 7/10 stacy on tinder and agree to hang out > take her to grocery store and make sure my crush rings us up > she doesn't care and even compliments stacy's outfit > go alone to grocery store after a couple of days and she doesn't mention that I was with a girl and doesn't seem to have cared > make it a point to tell her that the girl I was with wasn't my girlfriend and just a date > says ok and starts ringing up next customer W--? I've literally been talking to her for MONTHS and tip every time I go (at least $2-5) and she doesn't care that I was with another girl? What do I do now bros?

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Steadfast Serenity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 289 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)11:58:32 No.75407477 >wake up >remember I'm balding >feel suicidal >push myself off bed and remember I have to workout and get fit to go on all these expeditions I've been thinking about >feel motivated >eating breakfast >remembering that time that cute girl flirted with me at the gym >feel happy >3 seconds later remember my best friend killed himself >feel depressed and lose motivation to do anything >go back to my room and lay in bed >remember my life isn't that bad >feel a little happy again >remember I'm 28 and didnt even finish high school >get depressed again This is my f------ life. Is this even normal? So many extreme mood swings, I just want to feel stable holy f---, I don't think it's healthy to go from one extreme to the other in seconds.
Anonymous 289 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)11:58:32 No.75407477 >wake up >remember I'm balding >feel suicidal >push myself off bed and remember I have to workout and get fit to go on all these expeditions I've been thinking about >feel motivated >eating breakfast >remembering that time that cute girl flirted with me at the gym >feel happy >3 seconds later remember my best friend killed himself >feel depressed and lose motivation to do anything >go back to my room and lay in bed >remember my life isn't that bad >feel a little happy again >remember I'm 28 and didnt even finish high school >get depressed again This is my f------ life. Is this even normal? So many extreme mood swings, I just want to feel stable holy f---, I don't think it's healthy to go from one extreme to the other in seconds.

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The Shape of You | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:17:07 No.75413258 >you become this girl >3rd year at private highschool in Europe in some ridiculously expensive school with heated pools, helicopters, private lessons on instruments, skying resorts, etc >your IQ is now 146 and exerting effort is easier for you. >expected to take over your father's multi-billion dollar robotics company after you graduate from college, but your Giga-Chad brother can also do it, leaving you to pursue other things. What would you do in this particular situation? Anonymous Anonymous >>75413258 be happy because i'm finally a woman (iwnbaw) and i'm also rich and smart 11/13/23(Mon)21:25:08 No.75413354 11/13/23(Mon)21:26:14 No.75413368 >>75413258 My IQ was 139 in 10th grade lol
Anonymous 100 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)21:17:07 No.75413258 >you become this girl >3rd year at private highschool in Europe in some ridiculously expensive school with heated pools, helicopters, private lessons on instruments, skying resorts, etc >your IQ is now 146 and exerting effort is easier for you. >expected to take over your father's multi-billion dollar robotics company after you graduate from college, but your Giga-Chad brother can also do it, leaving you to pursue other things. What would you do in this particular situation? Anonymous Anonymous >>75413258 be happy because i'm finally a woman (iwnbaw) and i'm also rich and smart 11/13/23(Mon)21:25:08 No.75413354 11/13/23(Mon)21:26:14 No.75413368 >>75413258 My IQ was 139 in 10th grade lol

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Anon works at McDonald's. | /r/Greentext

CHICKEN MENUGGETS AN EXCELLENT appy me story time HAPP working at McDonald's >*autistic kid appears* >screams all the time : CHICKEN MCNUGGETS >wants a happy meal with nuggets >gave him 5 instead of 4 cuz of my kindness >he noticed >*autistic screeching* >wanted a new one with only 4 nuggets 300,3 kB JPG i hate children.
CHICKEN MENUGGETS AN EXCELLENT appy me story time HAPP working at McDonald's >*autistic kid appears* >screams all the time : CHICKEN MCNUGGETS >wants a happy meal with nuggets >gave him 5 instead of 4 cuz of my kindness >he noticed >*autistic screeching* >wanted a new one with only 4 nuggets 300,3 kB JPG i hate children.

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Anon gets moldy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 336 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)15:51:29 No.72793787 >be me >work for a big organization >new huge building >my office is on the 4th floor >every morning the lifts are crowded no matter how early it is >check the stairs >abandoned >started taking the stairs exclusively >feel energized throughout the day >coworkers started joining me >even the fat f--- is joining >ffw >humidity issues in the stairwell >black mold started to spread everywhere >coworkers stopped taking the stairs >filed a complaint >received an answer " the stairs are for emergency use only, you are advised to use the many lifts located in the attached map as shown " >mfw I still take the stairs
Anonymous 336 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)15:51:29 No.72793787 >be me >work for a big organization >new huge building >my office is on the 4th floor >every morning the lifts are crowded no matter how early it is >check the stairs >abandoned >started taking the stairs exclusively >feel energized throughout the day >coworkers started joining me >even the fat f--- is joining >ffw >humidity issues in the stairwell >black mold started to spread everywhere >coworkers stopped taking the stairs >filed a complaint >received an answer " the stairs are for emergency use only, you are advised to use the many lifts located in the attached map as shown " >mfw I still take the stairs

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Mind in Motion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'm dead 100 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)21:03:10 No.909281811 >got prescribed "jornay" for my adhd >no idea how it will affect me >i suppose im going to be taking a journey with jornay tomorrow Anonymous >first time using this med >just took it, the effects are supposed to start tomorrow morning 11/13/23(Mon)21:12:46 No.909282357 >>909281811 18+ site go away
Anonymous I'm dead 100 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)21:03:10 No.909281811 >got prescribed "jornay" for my adhd >no idea how it will affect me >i suppose im going to be taking a journey with jornay tomorrow Anonymous >first time using this med >just took it, the effects are supposed to start tomorrow morning 11/13/23(Mon)21:12:46 No.909282357 >>909281811 18+ site go away

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Anon dislikes convenience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)14:05:47 No.189935344 ► >>189935400 >>189935405 >>189935413 >>189935439 >dont know anything about danish cuisine >look up famous danish foods >first result is "long eggs" w-- is wrong with you n-----
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)14:05:47 No.189935344 ► >>189935400 >>189935405 >>189935413 >>189935439 >dont know anything about danish cuisine >look up famous danish foods >first result is "long eggs" w-- is wrong with you n-----

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Question Marks Within | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)19:31:56 No.75412284 >tall >fit >good hair >decently handsome >packing >charming >can hold a conversation So how can i cope with being a virgin despite all this? 11/13/23(Mon)19:34:10 No.75412307 Anonymous >>75412284 probably not tall enough boyo 11/13/23(Mon)19:35:09 No.75412316 Anonymous If all these are true you'd get approached by women in the street
Anonymous 35 KB JPG 11/13/23(Mon)19:31:56 No.75412284 >tall >fit >good hair >decently handsome >packing >charming >can hold a conversation So how can i cope with being a virgin despite all this? 11/13/23(Mon)19:34:10 No.75412307 Anonymous >>75412284 probably not tall enough boyo 11/13/23(Mon)19:35:09 No.75412316 Anonymous If all these are true you'd get approached by women in the street

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Anon plays Toddkino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>657377150 # Let's play No Man's Skyrim 11/13/23 (Mon)20:21:03 No.657377929 We're in a Starfield ship in space. Let's "fly" to that planet. 578 KB JPG >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* We are in orbit around the planet. There's no point in exploring the planet because there's only one repeating city?! Fine. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, the game landed the ship for us. Let's get out of the ship. >*cut scene of exiting the cockpit to hide the loading screen* Okay, let's click the ladder to leave the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, let's walk around the city. Oh, here's a building. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go up to floor two. No stairs? Here's an elevator. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor two now. Nothing to see here. Let's leave this building. Back in the elevator. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor one now. Let's click the door to leave. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Maybe there is something to do somewhere else. Hey, here's a train. Let's get in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Okay. Another area of the city. More buildings to click to go in. Nah, let's leave this planet. Back to the train. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's walk to our ship. Click the ladder again to enter the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to the cockpit. Click the chair. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's ascend. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to another planet. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* So, fast travel is the only way to travel in this game? There is no driving or any actual flying, landing, or ascending? There are world cell loading all over the place? F--- this, Bethesda. *rage* *clicks settings* *clicks exit to main menu* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading >main menu >click any button to continue *clicks button* *clicks settings* *clicks exit game* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading *crash to desktop* *uninstall.exe*
Anonymous >>657377150 # Let's play No Man's Skyrim 11/13/23 (Mon)20:21:03 No.657377929 We're in a Starfield ship in space. Let's "fly" to that planet. 578 KB JPG >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* We are in orbit around the planet. There's no point in exploring the planet because there's only one repeating city?! Fine. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, the game landed the ship for us. Let's get out of the ship. >*cut scene of exiting the cockpit to hide the loading screen* Okay, let's click the ladder to leave the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Well, let's walk around the city. Oh, here's a building. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go up to floor two. No stairs? Here's an elevator. Let's go in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor two now. Nothing to see here. Let's leave this building. Back in the elevator. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* On floor one now. Let's click the door to leave. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Maybe there is something to do somewhere else. Hey, here's a train. Let's get in. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Okay. Another area of the city. More buildings to click to go in. Nah, let's leave this planet. Back to the train. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's walk to our ship. Click the ladder again to enter the ship. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to the cockpit. Click the chair. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's ascend. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* Let's go to another planet. >*cut scene to hide the loading screen* So, fast travel is the only way to travel in this game? There is no driving or any actual flying, landing, or ascending? There are world cell loading all over the place? F--- this, Bethesda. *rage* *clicks settings* *clicks exit to main menu* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading >main menu >click any button to continue *clicks button* *clicks settings* *clicks exit game* >are you sure? *clicks yes* >loading *crash to desktop* *uninstall.exe*

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Anon don't get it | /r/Greentext

>lonely >ask for advice >go out >have a bad time >come back >told I didn't try enough. Didn't do th right thing >go out again and again and again >have a bad time >still lonely I just don't get it
>lonely >ask for advice >go out >have a bad time >come back >told I didn't try enough. Didn't do th right thing >go out again and again and again >have a bad time >still lonely I just don't get it

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Anon and his spectacular yearbook. | /r/Greentext

C2zibh.jpg (139 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:29 No.147974735 [▼] YOUR PRECIOUS GABE >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat)19:30 No. 147974819 [] >>147974874 Are you from reddit too? OMFG! LOL, that's so funny! >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:30 No. 147974874 [▼]>>147975178 >>147974819 This s--- was on reddit? F--- now that's unfortunate >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat)19:31 No. 147974916 [] >>147975013 >>147975079 >that chin on the top picture IS THAT AINSLEY I SEE? >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:32 No. 147975013 [▼] >>147974916 The posture, the chin, the skin colour... Everything is correct. What kind of X-man school was this? Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:49 No. 147976485 [] >>147976571 >>147976647 >>147976832 >>147976927 >>147976963 >>147976992 >>147977101 >>147977135 >>147977258 >>147977268 >>147977281 >>147977301 >>147977367 >>147977498 >>147977575 >>147977592 >>147977623 >>147977625 >>147977638 >>147977845 >>147977908 >>147977947 le chef face.png (281 KB, 504x440) Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:53 No. 147976832 [] It gets better.gif (1.17 MB, 200x118) >>147976485 AUSGEL >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:55 No.147977101 [] >>147977201 >>147977435 >>147977936 4koma.jpg (66 KB, 480x360) >>147976485 IT'S THE SAME SHIRT. IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN SHIRT. >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:57 No. 147977258 [▼] 1342073504716.jpg (32 KB, 138x182) >>147976485
C2zibh.jpg (139 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:29 No.147974735 [▼] YOUR PRECIOUS GABE >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat)19:30 No. 147974819 [] >>147974874 Are you from reddit too? OMFG! LOL, that's so funny! >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:30 No. 147974874 [▼]>>147975178 >>147974819 This s--- was on reddit? F--- now that's unfortunate >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat)19:31 No. 147974916 [] >>147975013 >>147975079 >that chin on the top picture IS THAT AINSLEY I SEE? >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:32 No. 147975013 [▼] >>147974916 The posture, the chin, the skin colour... Everything is correct. What kind of X-man school was this? Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:49 No. 147976485 [] >>147976571 >>147976647 >>147976832 >>147976927 >>147976963 >>147976992 >>147977101 >>147977135 >>147977258 >>147977268 >>147977281 >>147977301 >>147977367 >>147977498 >>147977575 >>147977592 >>147977623 >>147977625 >>147977638 >>147977845 >>147977908 >>147977947 le chef face.png (281 KB, 504x440) Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:53 No. 147976832 [] It gets better.gif (1.17 MB, 200x118) >>147976485 AUSGEL >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:55 No.147977101 [] >>147977201 >>147977435 >>147977936 4koma.jpg (66 KB, 480x360) >>147976485 IT'S THE SAME SHIRT. IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN SHIRT. >> Anonymous 07/21/12(Sat) 19:57 No. 147977258 [▼] 1342073504716.jpg (32 KB, 138x182) >>147976485

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Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:27:29 No.909283117 >be massive c--- sucking f----- >Chad accuses you of being a f----- >deny being a f----- >sue Chad for libel >Chad presents mountains of evidence of your faggotry >evidence is so compelling now everyone knows your a f----- instead of just your f----- friends >drop the lawsuit >get arrested for being such a huge c--- sucking f----- 182 KB JPG >undermine your own defense by acting like a f----- in court >sentenced to prison for faggotry >health immediately declines after semen supply is cut off >100 years later your f----- poetry is celebrated only by f------ and micks
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:27:29 No.909283117 >be massive c--- sucking f----- >Chad accuses you of being a f----- >deny being a f----- >sue Chad for libel >Chad presents mountains of evidence of your faggotry >evidence is so compelling now everyone knows your a f----- instead of just your f----- friends >drop the lawsuit >get arrested for being such a huge c--- sucking f----- 182 KB JPG >undermine your own defense by acting like a f----- in court >sentenced to prison for faggotry >health immediately declines after semen supply is cut off >100 years later your f----- poetry is celebrated only by f------ and micks

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Video Vigil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)20:46:03 No.75413018 >before I leave for work notice boyfriend watching a TF2 video >get home from work notice boyfriend watching the same TF2 video >check up on it, it's a 12 hour video of a guy talking about pl_badwater >BOYFRIEND SPENT HIS WHOLE DAY WATCHING SOME GUY TALK ABOUT A TF2 MAP 211 KB PNG
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)20:46:03 No.75413018 >before I leave for work notice boyfriend watching a TF2 video >get home from work notice boyfriend watching the same TF2 video >check up on it, it's a 12 hour video of a guy talking about pl_badwater >BOYFRIEND SPENT HIS WHOLE DAY WATCHING SOME GUY TALK ABOUT A TF2 MAP 211 KB PNG

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Anon has an unpopular opinion. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion ●>downvoted how do these retards function
: Anonymous >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion ●>downvoted how do these retards function

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Jamie, pull up aging population | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)04:26:43 No.72788539 >lowest obesity rate in the developed world >lowest average calorie consumption in the developed world >also the highest life expectancy in the world CICO really does explain everything, doesnt it? 11/13/23(Mon) 04:36:51 No.72788614 : Anonymous >high stress >high alcohol consumption >everyone smokes >everything is deep fried >radioactive fish and somehow these people live the longest? >>72788694 # >>72788876 # >>72789474 # >>72792560 # >>72793613 # >>72793624 #
: Anonymous 1 KB PNG 11/13/23(Mon)04:26:43 No.72788539 >lowest obesity rate in the developed world >lowest average calorie consumption in the developed world >also the highest life expectancy in the world CICO really does explain everything, doesnt it? 11/13/23(Mon) 04:36:51 No.72788614 : Anonymous >high stress >high alcohol consumption >everyone smokes >everything is deep fried >radioactive fish and somehow these people live the longest? >>72788694 # >>72788876 # >>72789474 # >>72792560 # >>72793613 # >>72793624 #

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