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Anon doesn’t like zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous zoomers ruin everything >"My fav Genre of Music is shoegaze!!" shut the f--- up, just say you're a punk emo bitch who likes rock and roll but too much of a p---- to say your emo. It's called rock and roll. Listen to ACTUAL music like Green Day. Expect not foo fighters, you zoomers ruined that by only liking one song, cause you heard it on TikTok. HEM 11/12/23(Sun)23:56:58 No.909239996 133 KB JPG
Anonymous zoomers ruin everything >"My fav Genre of Music is shoegaze!!" shut the f--- up, just say you're a punk emo bitch who likes rock and roll but too much of a p---- to say your emo. It's called rock and roll. Listen to ACTUAL music like Green Day. Expect not foo fighters, you zoomers ruined that by only liking one song, cause you heard it on TikTok. HEM 11/12/23(Sun)23:56:58 No.909239996 133 KB JPG

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Do they really? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)10:03:34 No.189780844 >half the population have literal F--- HOLES betweent their legs where they put penises in H-------- no way this happens in your country right?? : Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)10:04:39 No.189780861 I keep hearing about these things, I'll believe it when I see it.
: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)10:03:34 No.189780844 >half the population have literal F--- HOLES betweent their legs where they put penises in H-------- no way this happens in your country right?? : Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)10:04:39 No.189780861 I keep hearing about these things, I'll believe it when I see it.

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Beyond Temptation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)08:58:56 No.909195425 Has anyone considered castration? >crippling loneliness >very shy >never had a girlfriend at 28 >can't get laid unless I pay for it >prostitutes are an expensive habit >wanking twice a day is unfulfilling Would it just be better to not have the desire?
Anonymous 9 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)08:58:56 No.909195425 Has anyone considered castration? >crippling loneliness >very shy >never had a girlfriend at 28 >can't get laid unless I pay for it >prostitutes are an expensive habit >wanking twice a day is unfulfilling Would it just be better to not have the desire?

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Fortune's Grin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)21:04:12 No.909226161 >be me >racist >go on a walk >see a bunch of n walking down the street >ain't risking my belongins >go on another way >look back >they are robbing an old lady love being racist
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)21:04:12 No.909226161 >be me >racist >go on a walk >see a bunch of n walking down the street >ain't risking my belongins >go on another way >look back >they are robbing an old lady love being racist

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Bitter Buds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/12/23(Sun)08:46:12 No.75394065 >go to wedding >chatting outside with some guy >offers me weed >take a hit >get so high i cant socialize at all and sit by myself the entire time >it wears off the last 30 mins before everyone leaves smoking weed SUCKS
Anonymous 51 KB PNG 11/12/23(Sun)08:46:12 No.75394065 >go to wedding >chatting outside with some guy >offers me weed >take a hit >get so high i cant socialize at all and sit by myself the entire time >it wears off the last 30 mins before everyone leaves smoking weed SUCKS

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Sibling Sizzle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 420 KB PNG 11/12/23(Sun)21:26:00 No.75401377 >ask little sister what her favorite color is >green >green isn't a great color >this is why you have no girlfriend Why did she say that. why.
Anonymous 420 KB PNG 11/12/23(Sun)21:26:00 No.75401377 >ask little sister what her favorite color is >green >green isn't a great color >this is why you have no girlfriend Why did she say that. why.

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Soul's Sorrow | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MAXIMUM BUMMER, MAN. 50 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)20:57:26 No.75401130 >23 years old >still get shakey legs and act like a nervous f----- during public speaking presentations >still act like a nervous, beta little boy who is afraid of girls and social interaction God I f------ hate myself
Anonymous MAXIMUM BUMMER, MAN. 50 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)20:57:26 No.75401130 >23 years old >still get shakey legs and act like a nervous f----- during public speaking presentations >still act like a nervous, beta little boy who is afraid of girls and social interaction God I f------ hate myself

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Anon starts a company | /r/Greentext

File: 5f188872b185653e61b106618(...).jpg (269 KB, 850x1214) Daddy ☐ Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)05:00:00 No.75401683 >>75401703 >>75401836 >be me, 35 year old >got rich from crypto a few years ago >don't really spend any of the money because i'm frugal >year ago decide that i want to get married and have kids but no idea how to socialize or how to meet girls >make a new company >put an ad saying i'm hiring people for a secretary position >if i'm interested in the girl i'll book an interview and ask a few personal questions to see if we would be good together >if i think we would be good together i then hit them up on instagram or similar social media I have been dating a girl I met like that for the past 3 months already and it's been going great. Should I tell her about the entire scheme or just pretend it never happened? My company stopped hiring ever since we started dating.
File: 5f188872b185653e61b106618(...).jpg (269 KB, 850x1214) Daddy ☐ Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)05:00:00 No.75401683 >>75401703 >>75401836 >be me, 35 year old >got rich from crypto a few years ago >don't really spend any of the money because i'm frugal >year ago decide that i want to get married and have kids but no idea how to socialize or how to meet girls >make a new company >put an ad saying i'm hiring people for a secretary position >if i'm interested in the girl i'll book an interview and ask a few personal questions to see if we would be good together >if i think we would be good together i then hit them up on instagram or similar social media I have been dating a girl I met like that for the past 3 months already and it's been going great. Should I tell her about the entire scheme or just pretend it never happened? My company stopped hiring ever since we started dating.

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Anon is puzzled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cant even be a loner IN 68 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)20:29:36 No.909211452 >be me, socially awkward britfag >move to new school for 6th form (final two years of school) >be literally the ONLY person from my secondary to move to said school >s--- i have to make new friends >find group i hang out with during lunch >no chemistry or common interests with them but i dont want to be seen eating alone during lunch so i sit with them >just before end of half term they say im making them uncomfortable (fair, i wasnt really talking with them just being near them on my phone) >spend time over half term hanging out with friends outside of school >get back to school and develop a thing where i go to coop to buy food then go to a bench in between the school and coop and eat my food there then walk the rest of the way to school, entire process takes up entire lunchtime bar 15 mins where i play games on school pc. I am listening to music and texting friends through whole journey so im happy >not many people go to the coop (underated as fuark), none do it daily and all the people that go to the coop go a different route that doesnt cross the bench so social anxiety is eliminated >repeat this daily, going to macdonalds every once in a while as a treat >actually quite happy and fufiled being a loner during school and hanging out with friends on weekends >two weeks in and three friend groups ask me to hang out with them over luch >one said they saw me sitting alone in macdonalds and felt bad >all three i met through going to a school club (mandatory club on friday afternoon) what do i do /b/ros, im confused as to why people want to hang out with me, i have tried my best to be literally invisible, i listen to music constantly + im 5'6. What do they see in me that makes them think "i want to hang out with that f--". I dont know what to do now I mean i was happy being a loner but i feel i should try and make friends when they literally hand the opurtunity on a silver platter btw sorry for the going way too in detail and strange writing style im an autist
: Anonymous Cant even be a loner IN 68 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)20:29:36 No.909211452 >be me, socially awkward britfag >move to new school for 6th form (final two years of school) >be literally the ONLY person from my secondary to move to said school >s--- i have to make new friends >find group i hang out with during lunch >no chemistry or common interests with them but i dont want to be seen eating alone during lunch so i sit with them >just before end of half term they say im making them uncomfortable (fair, i wasnt really talking with them just being near them on my phone) >spend time over half term hanging out with friends outside of school >get back to school and develop a thing where i go to coop to buy food then go to a bench in between the school and coop and eat my food there then walk the rest of the way to school, entire process takes up entire lunchtime bar 15 mins where i play games on school pc. I am listening to music and texting friends through whole journey so im happy >not many people go to the coop (underated as fuark), none do it daily and all the people that go to the coop go a different route that doesnt cross the bench so social anxiety is eliminated >repeat this daily, going to macdonalds every once in a while as a treat >actually quite happy and fufiled being a loner during school and hanging out with friends on weekends >two weeks in and three friend groups ask me to hang out with them over luch >one said they saw me sitting alone in macdonalds and felt bad >all three i met through going to a school club (mandatory club on friday afternoon) what do i do /b/ros, im confused as to why people want to hang out with me, i have tried my best to be literally invisible, i listen to music constantly + im 5'6. What do they see in me that makes them think "i want to hang out with that f--". I dont know what to do now I mean i was happy being a loner but i feel i should try and make friends when they literally hand the opurtunity on a silver platter btw sorry for the going way too in detail and strange writing style im an autist

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Waning Desires | /r/Greentext

Anyone here good at psychoanalysis? AL Anyone here good at psychoanal(...) E 11/12/23(Sun)18:39:37 >Become obsessed with girl >Spent months chasing after her >She finally gives me what I want >Immediately start to lose interest in her Is there a term for this? If so, how can I avoid doing it in the future? I mean I was seriously f------ obsessed with this girl, and now that I've had her she's just another random woman to me. 9 KB JPG No.30155632
Anyone here good at psychoanalysis? AL Anyone here good at psychoanal(...) E 11/12/23(Sun)18:39:37 >Become obsessed with girl >Spent months chasing after her >She finally gives me what I want >Immediately start to lose interest in her Is there a term for this? If so, how can I avoid doing it in the future? I mean I was seriously f------ obsessed with this girl, and now that I've had her she's just another random woman to me. 9 KB JPG No.30155632

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Godly Accusations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)09:00:32 No.909195478 satan-worshipping f----- seething about God's tests. someday you will reach enlightenment 11/12/23(Sun)09:02:02 No.909195530 Anonymous 116 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)08:58:54 No.909195424 > HOW DARE YOU BE TRICKED BY A DEMON I MADE AND KNEW YOU WOULD BE TRICKED ANYWAYS AND ATE AN APPLE THAT I PUT THAT I SAID TO NOT EAT????? YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!!!1 Anonymous >>909195478 > ME, BEING CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOULL DO B-BUT ILL TEST YOU ANYWAYS CUZ I LIKE IT THAT WAY 11/12/23(Sun)09:03:33 No.909195580 >>909195424 God doesn't believe in autism.
Anonymous 9 KB JPG Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)09:00:32 No.909195478 satan-worshipping f----- seething about God's tests. someday you will reach enlightenment 11/12/23(Sun)09:02:02 No.909195530 Anonymous 116 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)08:58:54 No.909195424 > HOW DARE YOU BE TRICKED BY A DEMON I MADE AND KNEW YOU WOULD BE TRICKED ANYWAYS AND ATE AN APPLE THAT I PUT THAT I SAID TO NOT EAT????? YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!!!1 Anonymous >>909195478 > ME, BEING CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING, ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOULL DO B-BUT ILL TEST YOU ANYWAYS CUZ I LIKE IT THAT WAY 11/12/23(Sun)09:03:33 No.909195580 >>909195424 God doesn't believe in autism.

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09.06.2017, 05:41:43 No.37984497 > be me > misbehave at school, call mom a bitch when she confronts me > she gets mad > confiscate my fleshlight for punishment > i get frustrated > got into her bedroom > grab her dildo > throw it in the trash i dont even care about the consequences. im giving her an eye for an eye on this
Anonymous 09.06.2017, 05:41:43 No.37984497 > be me > misbehave at school, call mom a bitch when she confronts me > she gets mad > confiscate my fleshlight for punishment > i get frustrated > got into her bedroom > grab her dildo > throw it in the trash i dont even care about the consequences. im giving her an eye for an eye on this

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Anon enjoys questionable food and drink | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)09:47:52 No.8645369 >>8645480 >>8645547 >>8648774 >>8649283 >>8652632 File: Cevapipizza.jpg (77 KB, 600x600) Cockt >kebab >not Cevapi Some swede you are >>> Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)10:45:41 No.8645480 >>8645788 >>8649488 >>8653841 >>8656258 >>8645369 >s--- and c-- pizza with a bottle of c--- to drink Jesus yurofa ts, sort yourselves out
Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)09:47:52 No.8645369 >>8645480 >>8645547 >>8648774 >>8649283 >>8652632 File: Cevapipizza.jpg (77 KB, 600x600) Cockt >kebab >not Cevapi Some swede you are >>> Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)10:45:41 No.8645480 >>8645788 >>8649488 >>8653841 >>8656258 >>8645369 >s--- and c-- pizza with a bottle of c--- to drink Jesus yurofa ts, sort yourselves out

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Anon dissects Paw Patrol | /r/Greentext

8 KB JPG store 11/12/23(Sun)18:59:48 No.448530915 >Mainly white city >Only notable black character has a pet chicken and giant watermelon >Only Latin looking character has a small business which is a corner What did Paw Patrol mean by this?
8 KB JPG store 11/12/23(Sun)18:59:48 No.448530915 >Mainly white city >Only notable black character has a pet chicken and giant watermelon >Only Latin looking character has a small business which is a corner What did Paw Patrol mean by this?

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Pallets and Paychecks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Should I go back to college? 9 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)18:41:39 No.30155641 >22 years old now >work at warehouse for a year >40k saved up >enjoy my work Should I go back to college? The thing is I enjoy my work. College was hell for me.
: Anonymous Should I go back to college? 9 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)18:41:39 No.30155641 >22 years old now >work at warehouse for a year >40k saved up >enjoy my work Should I go back to college? The thing is I enjoy my work. College was hell for me.

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Pussy saves anon’s life | /r/Greentext

1.58 MB JPG >be me >depressed anorexic >cut and starve almost every day >family knows about the starving but not the cutting >they don't care anyway lol >mom makes a negative comment about my body >make sewer slide plan >while I'm setting things up my cat starts meowing at me for food >sigh and feed her one last time, give her goodbye pets >she keeps headbutting me because she loves me >realize that if I'm dead i can't give her the love she deserves >start sobbing uncontrollably bc I love my cat with my whole heart >decide not to kms >realize that with the way I'm treating my body i could quite possibly die on accident >tell my mom about my problems >start getting help and meds >my cat saved my life >pic related
1.58 MB JPG >be me >depressed anorexic >cut and starve almost every day >family knows about the starving but not the cutting >they don't care anyway lol >mom makes a negative comment about my body >make sewer slide plan >while I'm setting things up my cat starts meowing at me for food >sigh and feed her one last time, give her goodbye pets >she keeps headbutting me because she loves me >realize that if I'm dead i can't give her the love she deserves >start sobbing uncontrollably bc I love my cat with my whole heart >decide not to kms >realize that with the way I'm treating my body i could quite possibly die on accident >tell my mom about my problems >start getting help and meds >my cat saved my life >pic related

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Anon saves a town | /r/Greentext

04/29/18(Sun)23:07:56 No.767248052 : Anonymous >be plague doctor >running low on body parts for study >go about town looking for sick family >child runs up and says his mom has a cold >jackpot.parchment >gather up special rocks and weeds >visit sick mother >tell mother she has the plague and her legs and arms must be removed >she says no >begin using my old timey hacksaw to sedate her >child screaming >mother screaming >old timey spaghetti falling from coat >cut off infected limbs and load them into my cart >child says he will tell everyone I killed his mother >impossible, I am a doctor >inform town the child is the devil and the mother had the plague >hailed a hero for saving town from plague >celebrating with feast while child burns at the stake >take body parts home and resume study How do you plague doctors get your extra body parts?
04/29/18(Sun)23:07:56 No.767248052 : Anonymous >be plague doctor >running low on body parts for study >go about town looking for sick family >child runs up and says his mom has a cold >jackpot.parchment >gather up special rocks and weeds >visit sick mother >tell mother she has the plague and her legs and arms must be removed >she says no >begin using my old timey hacksaw to sedate her >child screaming >mother screaming >old timey spaghetti falling from coat >cut off infected limbs and load them into my cart >child says he will tell everyone I killed his mother >impossible, I am a doctor >inform town the child is the devil and the mother had the plague >hailed a hero for saving town from plague >celebrating with feast while child burns at the stake >take body parts home and resume study How do you plague doctors get your extra body parts?

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Anon goes to the beach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:41:04 Post No. 29990621 [Report] Image search: [Google] >Sister convinces me to finally get out of my shell >Sister is fairly attractive >Annoying, bubbly personality >"Anon, just go to the beach with the family and I, you look like you need a tan anyway lol" >Decide I need to finally confront my robot personality and just do it. >Go to the beach with my sister. >Think we can get some bonding time to just hang out 79 KB, 700x700 >Parents having a good time sitting by the beach >Walking with my sister, and a bunch of guys are leering at her. >They start walking over to me and her >Completely ignoring me >Obviously flirting with her >She starts talking to them. >"Sis, I thought we were gonna hang out w--" >"Anon I'm just gonna hang out with these guys for a little bit I promise I'll be back." >She literally partied with them for 3 hours and left me in the dust to just sit and watch the waves go by. I'm back home now. I just wanted to have a good time with my family and here I am, sobbing in my room like a f------ loser. Why is life so f------ s---
Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:41:04 Post No. 29990621 [Report] Image search: [Google] >Sister convinces me to finally get out of my shell >Sister is fairly attractive >Annoying, bubbly personality >"Anon, just go to the beach with the family and I, you look like you need a tan anyway lol" >Decide I need to finally confront my robot personality and just do it. >Go to the beach with my sister. >Think we can get some bonding time to just hang out 79 KB, 700x700 >Parents having a good time sitting by the beach >Walking with my sister, and a bunch of guys are leering at her. >They start walking over to me and her >Completely ignoring me >Obviously flirting with her >She starts talking to them. >"Sis, I thought we were gonna hang out w--" >"Anon I'm just gonna hang out with these guys for a little bit I promise I'll be back." >She literally partied with them for 3 hours and left me in the dust to just sit and watch the waves go by. I'm back home now. I just wanted to have a good time with my family and here I am, sobbing in my room like a f------ loser. Why is life so f------ s---

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Anon is a Devil May Cry fan | /r/Greentext

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her f------ boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon- w---- who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon c-- splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-c-- out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her f------ boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon- w---- who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon c-- splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-c-- out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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Why is He like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)06:04:28 No.191987407 >Gandalf, I need you to go protect Middle Earth from Sauron. He can't be allowed to win >but you can't use any powers >or ask for help from any Ainur >or directly so anything, find some midges and make them do it >also I won't help you at all even though I could make Sauron disappear with a thought >this is the only way!
: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/12/23(Sun)06:04:28 No.191987407 >Gandalf, I need you to go protect Middle Earth from Sauron. He can't be allowed to win >but you can't use any powers >or ask for help from any Ainur >or directly so anything, find some midges and make them do it >also I won't help you at all even though I could make Sauron disappear with a thought >this is the only way!

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